Weah96:


It was all in your head. That's what I've been trying to tell you. Its possible that your excessive masturbation habit was messing with your sensitivity to the coochie.

Or the children belong to Dr. Unuoha.

You're saying that it was all the plan of the invisible Jew who resurrected 2000 yrs ago.

I think my suggestions make more sense than your invisible Jew story. But that's my opinion.

Smh...mastur..bation will be your bane. Let me even indulge you with the perhaps my kid is from the doctor which he isnt but let me play along.

How come right from when my kid was one he began to sleep in the position I love assuming and that is also his favourite. How come he smiles just like me and shares my dentition. How come he came out and has remained lightskined when my wife isnt and the dr isnt. How come he has 3 birth marks in the exact same areas I have mine. How come he has taken to being a natural left footed footballer same as I was and still am.

What is the probability of all that beinf possible if he was the doctors or does the doctor share same genes with me coincidentally too?

Your argument is baseless.

I can't deal with this thread

OP ur baby looks 'abroad'

SirWere:


Come, really. Let us reason together.

What do you know about atheists, really

Well nothing much about them really... Just know they gat some beef with God and then after some personal parochial findings they summed up their bigoted thoughts that God don't exist.

4everGod1:



Smh...mastur..bation will be your bane. Let me even indulge you with the perhaps my kid is from the doctor which he isnt but let me play along.

How come right from when my kid was one he began to sleep in the position I love assuming and that is also his favourite. How come he smiles just like me and shares my dentition. How come he came out and has remained lightskined when my wife isnt and the dr isnt. How come he has 3 birth marks in the exact same areas I have mine. How come he has taken to being a natural left footed footballer same as I was and still am.

What is the probability of all that beinf possible if he was the doctors or does the doctor share same genes with me coincidentally too?

Your argument is baseless.

You opened this thread to prove one point: that you speak to the spirit of a resurrected Jew from 2000 yrs ago who solves your problems because he created time and space.

I gave you my own suggestions. Quite a few men who are infertile find the problem to be a case of simple muscle habituation, one which can be corrected with awareness

Or the children belong to your doctor.


Which is more likely? The spirit of the resurrected Jew performed the impossible for you or your own waist finally shot a good one after years of desperation? It appears that you were actually trying all kinds of shots for years and your muscles eventually forgot the stimulus of your palms.

Weah96:



You opened this thread to prove one point: that you speak to the spirit of a resurrected Jew from 2000 yrs ago who solves your problems because he created time and space.

I gave you my own suggestions. Quite a few men who are infertile find the problem to be a case of simple muscle habituation, one which can be corrected with awareness

Or the children belong to your doctor.


Which is more likely? The spirit of the resurrected Jew performed the impossible for you or your own waist finally shot a good one after years of desperation? It appears that you were actually trying all kinds of shots for years and your muscles eventually forgot the stimulus of your palms.

Yeah my muscles forgot because my muscles have a degree of consciousness right? Your doctor theory is quashed, your mastur..bation theory is alsl quashed..... so what else have you got since both your assertions were obviously wrong.

Weah96:


Stop saying nonsense and listen. First of all, we're only talking about men with infertility issues. We're not speaking about men in general.The OP went 5 yrs with no baby himself, and then he did have a baby.


If you had common sense, you would have noticed that I blamed the 5yr childlessness on his potential mastu)rbation habits. [size=18pt]Anything over a year of childlessness is considered infertile.[/size]

There are men who become so habituated with the palm method of orgasm, to the point where they lose their sensitivity to the pu\ssy. You already read that the sperm count released during vaginal sex exceeds that of palm rubbing sex by as much as 100%. For those select men, continuous mast\urbation will only cause them to shoot fewer sperm cells during regular sex, the same amount they shoot during palm sex. That's why some couples go years without a baby even when their endogenous gametes are healthy.

1. The OP has not agreed that he indulged in masturbation meaning all these are conjectures .

2. In reality , the amount of semen released depends on how sexually aroused a man is - this means that a man will tend to release more sperm during sex than masturbation .

3. Its very rare that one masturbates , then have sex immediately . What's the point of masturbating when there is a vagina to drill the next minute .

4. He stated clearly that the doctor declared that both himself and his wife were fertile after numerous tests .

lepasharon:
I can't deal with this thread

Its for real men . Too much dick talk

KingEbukasBlog:


1. The OP has not agreed that he indulged in masturbation meaning all these are conjectures .

2. In reality , the amount of semen released depends on how sexually aroused a man is - this means that a man will tend to release more sperm during sex than masturbation .

3. Its very rare that one masturbates , then have sex immediately . What's the point of masturbating when there is a vagina to drill the next minute .

4. He stated clearly that the doctor declared that both himself and his wife were fertile after numerous tests .

The guy wants to injure himself over this mastur..bation matter.

4everGod1:



The guy wants to injure himself over this mastur..bation matter.

The problem Weah96 and other atheists have is that they are obdurate about their assertions , assumptions and conjectures .

lepasharon:
OP ur baby looks 'abroad'

Thanks! I suppose thats because I am a half caste (as Nigerians call it) which further puts a dent in someones assumption regarding a certain doctor

KingEbukasBlog:


The problem Weah96 and other atheists have is that they are obdurate about their assertions , assumptions and conjectures .

Yeah like the proverbial giraffe that thinks because it has a long neck can liken itself to a tree trunk.

4everGod1:



Thanks! I suppose thats because I am a half caste (as Nigerians call it) which further puts a dent in someones assumption regarding a certain doctor

Lol. Where are you from?

lepasharon:


Lol. Where are you from?

My dad was Nigerian from Abia state ( as he is late now) and my mum was ukrainian (she is late too)

4everGod1:



Yeah my muscles forgot because my muscles have a degree of consciousness right? Your doctor theory is quashed, your mastur..bation theory is alsl quashed..... so what else have you got since both your assertions were obviously wrong.

It was all in your head

Muscle memory is not a memory stored in your muscles, of course, but memories stored in your brain that are much like a cache of frequently enacted tasks for your muscles. It's a form of procedural memory that can help you become very good at something through repetition, but in exactly the same way it can make you absolutely terrible at that same thing. Here's why.

You live and learn.
http://lifehacker.com/5799234/how-muscle-memory-works-and-how-it-affects-your-success

Weah96:


It was all in your head


You live and learn.
http://lifehacker.com/5799234/how-muscle-memory-works-and-how-it-affects-your-success

The guy has come with a new one....he says it was all in my head. Hahahahaha your assumptions are all in YOUR head weah96. Until you experience you can never know so this is all beyond you.

4everGod1:



My dad was Nigerian from Abia state ( as he is late now) and my mum was ukrainian (she is late too)

Half Ukrainian? Say it aint so.

Philosopher Yury Borodai — the father of eastern Ukraine rebel leader Alexander Borodai — who posited in a monograph that ape evolved into man not through labor, but through masturbation and sexual repression.

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/mobile/news/article/ukrainian-rebel-leader-s-father-linked-evolution-to-masturbation/503891.html

4everGod1:



The guy has come with a new one....he says it was all in my head. Hahahahaha your assumptions are all in YOUR head weah96. Until you experience you can never know so this is all beyond you.

New one That was the first thing I said. I called you a serial mastubater. Most men masturbate and don't have problems. A few do. You are one of the few.

For a prominent Ukrainian philosopher to say something like that means that masturbation is ingrained deeply in Ukrainian culture. And I didn't even know you.

Weah96:
For a prominent Ukrainian philosopher to say something like that means that masturbation is ingrained deeply in Ukrainian culture. And I didn't even know you.

The way you are grabbing at anything is legendary. Your ignorance comes factory fitted young man.

4everGod1:



The way you are grabbing at anything is legendary. Your ignorance comes factory fitted young man.

But you don't take medicines and managed to successfully revive a dead baby the same night your child was born? OK.

I can bet money that you masturbate a lot.

Weah96:


But you don't take medicines and managed to successfully revive a dead baby the same night your child was born? OK.

I can bet money that you masturbate a lot.

Why dont you save yourself the embarrassment and just stop. You are not making sense anymore.

KingEbukasBlog:


1. The OP has not agreed that he indulged in masturbation meaning all these are conjectures .

2. In reality , the amount of semen released depends on how sexually aroused a man is - this means that a man will tend to release more sperm during sex than masturbation .

3. Its very rare that one masturbates , then have sex immediately . What's the point of masturbating when there is a vagina to drill the next minute .

4. He stated clearly that the doctor declared that both himself and his wife were fertile after numerous tests .

He stated that his wife was fertile. The OP claims that he didn't masturbate at the doctors, so I don't know where you got that information from. How was his fertility testing done since he didn't shoot any loads outside?

4everGod1:


Why dont you save yourself the embarrassment and just stop. You are not making sense anymore.

LOL. I'm sorry for offending you. You talk to the spirit of a Jew who died 2000 years ago, and the spirit gave you good sperm after a 5 yr trial and error. There was never any sense to begin with here. I jus dey play by d rules of engagement.

Weah96:



He stated that his wife was fertile. The OP claims that he didn't masturbate at the doctors, so I don't know where you got that information from. How was his fertility testing done since he didn't shoot any loads outside?

Its not only by masturbation you can obtain semen for fertility tests . You can use a condom and then ejaculate inside during intercourse with your woman then proceed to the lab .

KingEbukasBlog:


Its not only by masturbation you can obtain semen for fertility tests . You can use a condom and then ejaculate inside during intercourse with your woman then proceed to the lab .

He doesn't take panadol for headache. He didn't seek medical assistance otherwise he would take panadol for headache. You're saying that he went to the doctor to seek treatment for his problem. However, he is denying it.

Weah96:


He doesn't take panadol for headache. He didn't seek medical assistance otherwise he would take panadol for headache. You're saying that he went to the doctor to seek treatment for his problem. However, he is denying it.

Hehehehehehe

Let the two Pathetic liars fill in the gaps for each other

Comedy gold

Weah96:


He doesn't take panadol for headache. He didn't seek medical assistance otherwise he would take panadol for headache. You're saying that he went to the doctor to seek treatment for his problem. However, he is denying it.

The person you should be confirming from is me and not kingebukasblog. I have repeatedly said I embarked on no medical tests on fertility so let this rest.
Kingebukasblog blog obviously made an error which I have corrected repeatedly as answers to your question.

4everGod1:



The person you should be confirming from is me and not kingebukasblog. I have repeatedly said I embarked on no medical tests on fertility so let this rest.
Kingebukasblog blog obviously made an error which I have corrected repeatedly as answers to your question.

Oh . Sorry about the error bro . Ah , I wonder why Weah96 is still prattling

KingEbukasBlog:


Oh . Sorry about the error bro . Ah , I wonder why Weah96 is still prattling

He is still prattling because he has an itchy mind and an itchy tongue. Its called "I MUST BE HEARD SYNDROM"

Weah96:
For a prominent Ukrainian philosopher to say something like that means that masturbation is ingrained deeply in Ukrainian culture. And I didn't even know you.

One question , did the OP day he masturbates ?

Weah96:
For a prominent Ukrainian philosopher to say something like that means that masturbation is ingrained deeply in Ukrainian culture. And I didn't even know you.

So for Buhari a prominent Nigerian President to say Nigeria is Fantastically corrupt means Corruption is engrained in us? Are you corrupt?