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deybholar:
My Love,
Its with tears I am writing this to you. I am writing this after series of heartaches and pain. Each time I meet someone, I mistake him for 'YOU'. It seems all sweet at first and then 'POW', the scales fall of my eyes and I realize this can never be YOU!
You'll never leave me broken, NO, you love me too much for that. You see through me and appreciate my shower of love and respect for you.
You won't treat me like those selfish jerks who dish out the very thing they wouldn't take!
Ife mi, I don't know exactly what you look like, but I know that you radiate sweetness, you appreciate the extremely good heart I have which has been stretched, broken and shredded by the people who deceived me into thinking they were YOU!
If only you know ife mi, if only you know how I wish you were here with me now. I wish you could pull me out of this emotional bondage. You do not know how painful it feels to be rejected.
I have faced enough rejection. Enough to last me a life time. It depresses me so much, I start to cry and wonder if it isn't best to remain single. But despite my travail, I still have space to think of you and the joy you'll bring me when I finally meet you.
Life is full of selfish people, I know that for sure. But I know you are not selfish because somewhere in your tiny heart, you are thinking of me too and wondering when I would come.
I know our children would be very beautiful and brilliant (from my genes)but if you are cute and intelligent too, then we'll produce geniuses!
I just want to let you know a few more things about me. I am chubby (a size 14) because I binge when I am sad,though I plan to start working out soon. I am dark, I am not after the bleaching craze, I am extremely loving and romantic, I would gladly spend my last dime just to see you smile as that would make me smile too. I am the most selfless person you would ever know. I don't like arguements, they break me. And I can't keep malice or bear to see us unhappy because of a flimsy quarrel.
I hope you like home cooked meal, because I absolutely love cooking and I hope you start learning how to dote on a woman because I love attention.
I do not ask for much financially, just be comfortable and show me you have prospects and we'll click cos I'm a home builder and I wouldn't mind extra motivation from you.
Let me stop here darling. It's one of those nights, I am broken, my eyes are running, my nose is blocked, my heart is heavy. But I am here, waiting for sleep to come and praying that in my dream tonight, I'll see you and you'll tell me precisely when you are coming.
I love you DFH, see you soon! XOXO


Dee.

Haven't met you or stayed with you to really get to know you, but if this is how you feel, I want to just say it's beautiful. The easiest option to get closer to you is probably Facebook. Are you on Facebook?

Has any nigerian tried the crowd funding sites like kickstarter, eureeca, circle up and co?

How many of you see the global sports betting market as one big stock market on the side?

sean247:
Go into buying and selling of currencies. Buy from banks at official rate, resell in for of ecurrency. Very profitable no risk involved. With your #100000, you make a minimum of 5000 naira daily. Do all transactions from the comfort of your home.

This is the only one here that makes sense. OP, Forex trading is the best biz there is today. Even if you can't trade with a broker, you can adopt this guy's strategy. As I dey so, I am looking for capital to fund my account. If you knew your way around a broker, I would have asked you to give me some capital while in turn I will send you highly accurate trading signals for a week. You will not only double your cash, but you could add something nice to it.

Do you have any in mind?

JeffreyJamez:
Go and get a menial job and raise cash for your business..... nobody had money to throw away, times are hard.

I appreciate your input. Although, it never hurts to try or else, I would never know. Besides, what type of menial jobs can I do? Sometimes, to get the job ma na WAEC, and even if you do get it, the pay would be so low that you will have spent it before you can do anything with it. Otherwise, I actually considered the option.

Hi guyz,
Without much ado, I will go straight to the point.
One of my greatest goals in life is to beat as many markets as I can. To me, it's fun. But a time comes when one needs to get serious. Of all the markets I have studied, I have a great inclination towards Forex, and then Stocks. I have been predicting these markets with great accuracy recently. I think I am ready to take the next step, ie to try a make a living with my skills. But, I have a problem. I have got no funds. Could I go to the bank for loans? I have got no collateral. Friends? Well no one agrees they have money at the moment. So sad. But then, it occurred to me I could access for funds from the public. That's why I am asking you guys today.
I have no limit or minimum to any amount you can donate to me, but I tell you this, I will be very grateful for anything you can help me with. What I can also offer to show my appreciation is that I will send my trading picks directly via SMS to your phone for a complete trading week. I assure you that you will like it. So what do you say? Do I get your support or not?

If you will like to contact me or to get my account details call the number below

Zero Seven Zero Six Six One Two Zero Two Five Zero.

I anticipate your response, and may you be lucky.

Arogunmasa:
I think 5k

No, I meant at what price did you buy the stock?

Arogunmasa:
Pls I need objective analyisis on this. I bought a 1000 units penny stock of Japur oil before the bubble bust. On getting to my stockbroker I was told the current worth of the stock is N500.

What is the prospect of the company, any hope that their stock will bounce back?

Do I buy more of the stock?

Thanks in advance.

How much did you buy it initially?

bettercreature:
China just bought one african country
just $40million

So far, this comment is the smartest. You are in tune.

repogirl:
If Nigeria is not careful, this is what will happen to us. The Chinese will own us.
Maybe it will be better sef...
But isn't this too cheap? A mere $40 million?

2nd smartest. Move to the front of the class. You know what's going on.
With this government in place, I have been holding the US dollar.

Guys, I have tried before and failed to start a betting tips service because my picks deteriorated after a while but I thank those who stood by me then, I had to close down the service and tell them to go so that I could revise my strategy. It's between a while (about 10 months) but I am back in the game bigger and better! My method requires an odds scanner and a complex statistical/mathematical algorithm that takes into cognizance opposing teams strength comparison and money flow. The results has been tremendous! I will like to give all my picks via SMS, to all those who will request for it, for the next one week after subscription @ #1500 only. I am considering if I will do this for sometime or not, but here you are, this is an opportunity. Note: Daily picks are at LEAST 1.50, it has no stop on the upside, so if the market gives me a 5.0 or more in a day, I will give you all.

To get a/c details, call or SMS this no.:
Zero Nine Zero Nine Seven Four One Seven Five Nine Five.

Meanwhile, I will leave you these games for your enjoyment, you can bet with your school fees or house rent money but if you lose, my hand no dey there o!

#1. Volleyball- China Volleyball League
17/12/2015 12:35
Shanghai v Zhejiang
Pick: Shanghai win
Odds: 1.19

#2. Rugby Union- France Pro D2
17/12/2015 20:45
Beziers v USA Perpignan
Pick: Beziers win
Odds: 1.49

Total odds: 1.77

Good Luck and Happy Betting!

Ah ah. I perfected my game with the Nigerian squad sotay I could beat all the Allejo, Carboni, Capitale, Sieke and Koppers bearing teams. I won many trophies and in the world series I only lost to Italy but still topped the charts.

My system had a method:
Rezi no. 6 always scores from midfield
Bilar no. 7 was my top wingman.
Yakuni no. 11 top finisher in your 18yard box
Mauro no.10 and Taliha no. 9 combinations were too deadly.
Bukezi(2) Ugapi(4) Nkomo(3) never comes out of my defensive zone while I tackle you with craze.
And my supersub Kibbee no.23 could play any role. Together, we demolished anything on our path and then I understood soccer.

Other games I enjoyed on SEGA:
- Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3
- Chase HQ
- Bare Knuckle: Streets of Rage
- Sunset Riders
- Sonic the hedgehog
- Robocop

Hi nairalanders,

If you have got a broker that has gold and silver listed or a sportsbook that has a trading section with gold and silver listed, you are in luck. If not, open an account with one. This is because I have an opportunity for you to trade or bet without fear for the next month. You can bet huge on this so that you can profit fully from it, because I don't intend doing this for long.

I will give you a clue.
All bets you ever did, be it sports, stocks, forex, commodities and even derivatives based on them have what I call SETTLEMENT DATES which is a day all are balanced in these two money commodities: silver and gold.

Well, to be honest, these dates are not everyday.
Sometimes it happens 2-3 times a month, sometimes once every week but to be sure, every month has them. Heck, the last one happened on Monday that is two days ago.

The sweet feature of this particular trade is that it can't be manipulated, as far as I know, because to do so would cost an insane amount of money like all the money traded in the world in every market before those dates. So you are protected from them unscrupulous "big banks" that play to manipulate and steal from traders.

Well guys, like I said, I will give you the signals (whether to buy or sell these money commodities) on these days via SMS or watsapp for the next month (and maybe some weeks) just to raise cash which I need to make a purchase.

I am asking for 5k (that is NGN 5,000) per subscriber. Call, SMS or watsapp the number at the end of this post for account information or more info.

WHAT YOU NEED:
1. A broker or bookie with gold and silver market access.

2. N5k for subscription.

3. Your marked out investment capital.

I will like to build a good relationship with my subscribers if this goes well, I may do this again in future but for now, I will take just this month.
My numbers are:
- zero seven zero six six one two zero two five zero (MTN)

OR

- zero nine zero nine seven four one seven five nine five (ETISALAT).

Thanks.

I wonder too. But it may not be all of them women, anyways.

Princejboy:
Op u really suffer o,so na all this things u experienc,even undies and fasting u do am,nawa o,bt if i tell u say make u HELP me wash my singlet u go dey tell me SUPERSTORY,oop it's well.

Lol

MhizDeedy:
Lmao hahhahahaahaaa guys wil always be guys, when these set of ladies show u red-light, u wil just leave them alone nd move on. I remembered wen I was going out like that nd I was drenched, shivering nd in a haste to get home quick. Then a guy walked up to me nd was just saying things I could hardly comprehend, I mean who will woo a lady in that condition? then he was like 'hey beautiful! What's up? I said m fine Obviously' who in his right senses woo a lady in that condition?' I kept on walking, the rain had reduced a bit, then he continued ' u re so beautiful, even with d rain that fell u re still glowing' nd he continued his gibberish then I faced him with anger nd said ' cant u see drenched, who in his right senses will woo a lady like this nd he was like he's sorry but I can come nd stay at his place till d rain stop. I just hissed nd left his side






Seriously that is annoying, guys shld really know wen to approach ladies, u can't see a lady frowning or hurrying to get smwer quickly then u think of wooing her. Y some guys will act so docile just to win a lady's heart nd ends up being ridiculed nd magalized., U can't win a lady's heart like that, if she shows u a red light or pretends to like u just run or u end up being her handbag, money bag, mumu bag nd frustration bag( any small thing u do she will shout nd pour her frustration on u knowing u wil just beg her then get her something later)

Let me tell you and all nairaland ladies who care to know why he would woo you in that condition. The answer is simple. He may NEVER get the chance to meet someone like you again. You might have looked like the girl he dreams about and needs to meet. Even if he meets another, he might not have the courage to talk to her like the moment he had with you and for that he doesn't get to talk with a lot of ladies. So the windows are always pretty slim. That's why he would damn the condition just to get your attention. I swear, if you had given him the chance and made him comfortable around you, he would then notice your condition. I don't expect ladies to understand guys because I tell you truly, if no one asks you and people seem to ignore you when you yearn for love, you will do worse.


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Greataausim:
Hahahahahahaha..... See dem like wetin dem pour kerosine for there heads :-XHahahahahahaha..... See dem like wetin dem pour kerosine for there heads

U sound like sm1 who would be happy to lynch them. Evil mind.

*Psychology 101*

Bonapart:
When girls are not well trained, they end up with such mofos and thereby causing the family pain

Ur sister needs ass wooping like i use to do to my sister back in the days..... pix of evidence below

....and the crowd goes wild!
Lol, bro, u just made my day.

misspicy:
Na so I catch you that day na

Smart girl. Saucy too. But, very down to earth. I guess I will like you.

misspicy:
Na so I catch you that day na

Smart girl. Saucy too. But, very down to earth.

salelemoid:
how can they finish syllabus in a nyt

I did. During my degree exam, I hated a course I carried over, but when it had to be tomorrow, I did.

Joavid:
Millions of Nigerians move from 'face me I face you" apartments to become lanlords because they work hard and make money. What's the big deal?

Or What exactly is the testimony??

That his family is relocating to USA?

The attitude women of nowadays portray these days, and the way they talk.... A real reason why men these days find it hard to stick with them and build a home/life. Let me ask you, when Jesus healed ten lepers, was it a big deal to Him? Why did He comment the way He did on the one leper that returned and said, "Thank You, Lord" ?

Could cyberspace (the internet) be an infinite memory space?

Could it also mean, infinite wealth?

Another lesson learned, people you see buying on 2gb memory card in the market today would be buying 2Tb memory devices in the near future. Is it me or do our need for higher memory capacity increase with improving info-tech?

adjoviomole:
lmao........imagine if u want to put dis inside u phone

No bro, u will have a cord and rather connect your phone to it using the cord. For once, naija, think technically, ok?

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NotGej:
Don't apply! It's a dead bank. They have less than 8 customers daily across all branch.

I dunno, wouldn't that mean less work for the applicants? Except, of course, they manufacture menial work on every flimsy excuse to always see you working...

Guys, what pays your salaries? A business. See plenty skills wey u get and u r more depressed than I? I am even older than u.
My suggestion:
There are three ways to go into business
1. Acquire assets.
If u have some cash, find things you can buy and are selling in your area and just keep selling and taking on bigger assets. U will soon forget you ever cried on nairaland.

2. Leverage your skills.
Write books on your skills and experiences and sell them online. Train people, form a company with them and bid for contracts.

3. Ride the markets.
If you think that the Forex, Stocks and even Sports betting markets are for fancy, think again. It is as real as people buying and selling stuff everyday for prices that would favour them. All you have to do is just study and ride.

My two cents. Am out.

Donpeak:
all these........... #faints#

LOLZ...