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Tallesty1:
Isn't kissing a waste of time?





Why waste all that time when the good stuff is down there waiting?



Kissing them these days is kinda gross.

After seeing the way they suck cock anyhow like lolipop...

Mehn to kiss them no dey gree me again.

So sm1 actually thinks like me. When I talk about how disgusted I am about girls who have done MouthAction, people look at me like am crazy Dave. Even the mumu girls sef.... I just tire for them o. Afraid I may not even meet a girl who has not done that or even think it's disgusting. Well, it seems like nah only guys wey suppose to enjoy am na dem get shame sef. Say no to MouthAction!

muaa:
No 4 got me rolling on the floor. I.e abt a woman that have 3 babalawo fone numbers

Onye nke m.

tania28:
God forbid,such men do not deserve to be wit women,they should be left alone in their own world.

Like I said, nice guys always come last. Friendzoning and the rest..... You just can't help it.

You know what? If a law should be passed that no one should hit a woman, it should also be made to read... "and a man" too. Mehn, that means I could just insult people of authority like police, army, etc and no one will touch me.
I could take out their valuables and burn them and no one will touch me. When I want I could just shout at them and throw tantrums when am given instructions and no one will touch me. I can be a douche and............

Wow, so this is what women want for themselves alone.

tania28:
I wonder why she picked a mad man as her manager,when there are other sane dudes lookin for dat same job.

Because those type of guys know how to talk to you women. Even in relationships, the type always appears a solid love for you girls. You just can't help it.

All of you saying "Drive to the nearest FORTIFIED police station", you made three mistakes:

1. This is naija with poor infrastructure, the police station may not exist for miles.

2. This is naija with poor facilities, the police you find may not be "FORTIFIED"

3. You forgot the incessant traffic jams or "go-slow".

andyallor:
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Missmossy:
Its best you shrug off whatever thing you have in mind towards him. With all you have said,he notices you, but doesn't give a hoot about you. Its so damn obvious,shower love and attention to those who are always around you and care little or less about this guy who thinks the world revolves around him.

Don't and never appear desperate to any,there are a thousand and one guys out there. A single one is no reason for you to be in distress. Diss him like he doesn't exist

You are so wrong. Now you are just talking like sm1 who thinks the world revolves around her. What you don't know is this: many a shy guy would love the help of the girl in question in indicating interest. Do you think he could bear rejection from her if he asked?

Please think again.

msrita:
I don't wanna take that risk sister,you know he might misinterpret the whole thing and if he's a jerk he'll go about telling people I'm falling for him and add some loads of lies. Believe me some guys can and would do that.

Funny Chic... If only girls knew. That guy could totally be afraid the same way you are.
All this people saying he should man up, man up... definitely the type that would disgrace a girl who likes them.

Alubosa:
If u eventually bring it in let me know. I wouldnt mind being ur distributor. I'm based in PHC and it's on high demand here esp. Niteclubs, Offshore Oilplatforms, Onne, etc i have a boy who brings it in from Lagos and sells in PH for 10k per pack as against normal 4.5k sold in lagos

I too wanted to bring this in....
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When you msg me tell me you are from nairaland
and your username and tell me you are for e-cigarettes.

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Guys, this is something I am interested in but don't know how to go about it. I know a lot of people will like to learn about this biz thereby increasing liquidity and the potential to make money from the change of Odds without being affected by the match outcome ...


To kick it off I have some questions that are important to every noob out there:

1. Do betfair, betdaq, matchbook and co. (ie betting exchanges) accept Nigerians?

2. What could be the difficulties in account opening, deposit and especially withdrawal in these exchanges?

3.How do you trade odds? Is it that you back an outcome and when the odds change in your favour you simply click "cash out" and you have profit? Or is there a special platform within those sites for odds trading?

4. Is there a site where you can bet and forget just like what binary trading sites do for Forex trading?

These are vital questions that need answers for a newbie like myself. I would be grateful if an experienced trader would lend me (and other people who need this) insight.
Waiting eagerly in anticipation for your response.

Estimable:
Show us ur slip.....seeing is believing.....

Check the scores, stake returned. 'twas a draw.

For those wey get liver.
Time to put the school fees and house rent and pocket money to good use.

Total N810,000
For
SC Bacau v Scaeva {Romania div 2/serie 1 (soccer)} @13:00hours

Tip: Draw No Bet for SC Bacau win
Odds: 1.62

Expected return: 810,000 x 1.62= N1,312,200
Gain: N502,200

OLAADEGBU:
If Mary is the mother of God why stop short of calling her God or Goddess?

You know Olaadegbu, she is not a goddess, she did not create the world even... There is one and only GOD, but coming to save us GOD chose to be born by somebody even calling her Mother and respecting her wishes. We believe she can also request on our behalf making her a powerful ally and mentor and if so, why not?

Kolasheyi:
I get your point. If the target is an organization, you can always get small quantity as sample if need be. one needs to be diplomatic. Nothing comes easy..one can also get to be a supplier

Yeah, nothing comes easy. Exactly, so beware all faint hearted ones, this biz is NOT for you. If you are ready to incur losses while you wait, this should definitely work and you will finally reap.

My two kobo.

Well, I don't mean to be pessimistic but I think I understand cryptography. Fine, this of course is a legit biz and the op has not asked for money but the problem is not in buying or customizing it. Infact, customization can be done for free by the companies selling to you. The problem is in selling. When u meet those organisations they tell you that they already have suppliers, so you lose. Add in your competition of fellow beginners
and you lose more. So to him, the profit target is unrealistic. Trust me, smtimes those of us in biz sell with loss just to release our money.

Well,
the apostles honoured her,
the woman who listened to Jesus did too,
Elizabeth using that same language honoured her,
Angel Gabriel honoured her because he came with a message of such from who?
GOD!

Well none of us lived then to know if Mary was a virgin or not. But people who lived and saw her honoured her.
Me? I be big sinner o. Make no mistake. But, I will honour THE MOTHER OF GOD!

Afterall, GOD has the power to appear like a human baby and lie in a bush waiting for a pious person to come pick him up. But he chose to create sm1 called THE MOTHER OF GOD!

Nna mehn, that kind of woman must be holy because GOD will prepare Her.

But before I go, I have sth for you guys. Just came in:

16:00 World Club Friendly (soccer)
Sturm Graz v Lok. Zagreb> Draw no bet: Sturm Graz to win

19:30 Italy Lega A (Basketball) Carmona v Milano> Home/Away: Milano to win

holuphisayor:
what is pro in betting ? .....u tink say na mumu like y dey here

go to betting shops u will see secondary school students win
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U know what? I totally accept all you said. There are really guys hitting it wella. But I am not here for those that already know how to do that. I recognise that there are still a lot of people who may need me to work for them and pay me. I don't about you, but it will be cool to have another biz on the side.... Well, that's how I think.

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Guys, please I need help in understanding Odds Trading in betting exchanges like betfair and betdaq. How do people open and close Odds before a sporting event to make a profit?

Please quote my post whenever you answer me.

Of course, selfishness(or stingy stingy as ladies like to call it) is an issue....
Well, I thought I was stingy, but I would always lavish my younger siblings with gifts....Or give to the poor or to a guy who has people to take care of....

But not so when am around girls. I just couldn't.
Infact, a girl faced me one day and said that to my face at a crossroads back in school. I couldn't understand even my feelings. Was I not meant to care for, protect and cherish any girl in my life?

Well, I didn't know when I bought things, anything nice, even expensive, almost at ease, and on impulse, even wanting to spend time and listen to some girls I met who did these:

I- we talked when I met her at her shop, she had just bought a melon slice, and she remembered it because she was hungry took it out and shared it with me. We giggled and talked and ate. I thanked her and left. Never forgot. PS. she has no attitude that girls these days are fond of having.

U and C- We always clashed but they(two girls that are the same) remembers my birthday. Every birthday, they gives me stuff like a beer, a shaving stick, gel, manly stuff. Apart from birthdays, they keep surprising me with gifts. I couldn't help doing whatever I could even when I had little for these.

H- Men, this girl is from Owerri and I don't know why I don't like or trust Imo girls but they are hospitable, mind u am not from there o. During service (NYSC), I fell sick... U know what guys, with vomiting and fever and sweating, her room was my hospital ward. She won't let me sleep without taking my pills. She would wake up in the night when I started to shiver again. Boil water in the morning and pester me till I took my bath, always smiling and never with an attitude (like most girls love these days, oh well, the divas). All through service after the illness WEEK she was like that, no change. Me, I talk nonsense sometimes but she never tries to be dramatic when I have a slip of tongue. Yes, SHE EXISTS even today. Thank God.

D- She's yoruba o. And am Igbo. Well you know how it is between these two tribes sha. You wanna know how I met D? I had three full buckets to carry up a hill during camp. D was passing by, came over and picked a bucket and we climbed the hill together. I asked her name and platoon. She told me (she didn't show attitude then and till now). I did sth later, I bought a very nice gift with a note of my name, number and platoon, and liased with her platoon leader to get it to her. She called, we went out, and we are still friends.

These na my story, so hence go forth and make your own stories

OlamiB: I am not saying they should have money because of their gf, but because of themselves. Won't they be happy if they live in expensive area? Ride a good car?

Well OlamiB, we have heard all u said. Trust me, guys want to and they even would find pleasure in taking care of their loved ones. It's just that most ladies would make you feel SO BAD about it, afterall she was meant to be a part of you to let u experience life and still smile about it.

Well, to this quoted post I quote the series, "Thief" where it says, "If it was easy getting rich, nobody will be poor."

Well Adimgreat, don't buy a stock now. The market is rather choppy at the moment so for me am going Forex right now.
Hints:
1. Mind our currency! We have a bullish naira with bearish stocks situation.

2. An IPO is when you just buy a company's stock into the market. It doesn't always mean a buying point. Wait till the market gives the correct price or undervalue it, then you can buy.

3. When you join a mutual fund, you are just obtaining a salary from a company that may be a retailer in the market. Why not study the market yourself and be a wholesaler every time?

Ask prembrew and maybaker (which are good stocks today) how far.