₦airaland Forum

Jaeis:
You can be stranded even with loads of cash on you

Well it depends. Honestly I don't like stress, I've been in multiple situations where the vehicle had issues... what I do? I jejely come down, look for another vehicle and off I go. I cherish my time like mad!

Never! I'm tha type of dude that'll take extra cash even if I'm goin to buy groundnut... just in case... I like knowing I'm covered in case of d unknown.

SweetOlive:
Furshure!

They paid me after reporting ‘em.

Thank you

Aight that's whatsup... Let's take this convo outta hia... WhatsApp or email??

SweetOlive:
Thank you

U wlcm Mami... Have u resolved that bank ish?

SweetOlive:
“Walai talai if you don't repent, you'll surely regret”

Dammmn! U fucking cute tho...

300? This nigga that looted Abia down to deficit?? U must be joking... This is a slap on their faces mehn... Nobody shld quote me saying it's better than nothing cos that's a fucking "ridicule"!

No fucking lockdown mehn! Just give me a week! I and my niggas will come up with a workable solution, suitable and peculiar to the region Nigeria.

It won't eradicate it, but there'll be a noticeable improvement. If not, hang me. " I stand on my word!"

Urchman200:
u guy's have started again ooo,Iran is still counting their losses, that is still very fresh, asked Japan about Hiroshima, ask Russia about the former USSR ,China will regret this pandemic take my word to the bank, America will reply them.

That last line is a fact!

In addition to his music catalogue and fashion imprint, y'all don't forget Kanye owns good music, some of ur favs are under him e.g. John legend, Travis Scott, big Sean, Tyga etc

This is some sexy shii... strictly for d ladies tho.

We love fashion.

Lmao... Before this whole covid 19 shii is over, we go share experience tire... All I know is, I gat just 2 wraps left. Where do we go from here.... I've started rationing, 2 puffs in d morning, 2 in d evaening, dats all and I call it a day.

Lmao... Before this whole covid 19 shii is over, we go share experience tire... All I know is, I gat just 2 wraps left. Where do we go from here.... I've started rationing, 2 puffs in d morning, 2 in d evening, dats all and I call it a day.

shakushakuist:
Some of our footballers and musicians don go through the same, he is obviously passionate about music but trust African parents if the boy blow tomorrow na dem go dey front dey shout "that's my boy"

The boy is just a Marlian from Lusaka branch

How come Africa and everywhere else where shit like this child abuse is being practiced is still developing backwards? I dey wait ur answers o, na lockdown we all dey so i get time

Even our own Mr president no get certificate


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I525KtbupI

I like this song... Giving me freebandz vibez

maybet081:
this is getting out of hand ,honestly if this lockdown is implemented without providing aids to families it might get bloody between citizens and security workers

#Facts!

Everyday "We shall"...
"We are going to"...
"We will"...
Fucktards!

argent412:
My roommate and some of her friends went to hire shisha pot from a friend and brought it to my room and we started popping. Everybody was in cloud 9 and I was feeling hungry, so I went to prepare noodles. Common noodles, took almost 1 hour to dry as if it was beans I was cooking. I could even hear the pot making sound like am cooking rice or beans. The noodles turned to something else. We still ate sha. Las Las Highness na bad thing

Haha... I concur! when high, anything is edible and tastes better.

stagger:
Where is the pro trader who says I am a newbie in trading but is having a hard time taking up my challenge?

Chai! Bros, pity the guy naaa. Lol... Guess he didn't know he was getting into a booby trap.

netflicks:
No be lukaku be this ?

Wayoo! I don dey forget some footballers name Sha... E no go better for China o!

Pull this thread down abeg! OP you're exposing the woman further which isn't fair...

ecolime:
Effect of marrying a lady far younger than your children.

Ned sef dey do push up and sit up everyday.

Lmao... Dude u crazzy mehn. You know they gotta stay fit for d job before them else... #HAPPY 420 DAY MA NIGGAS!

TheSourcerer:
PEOPLE WITH STRONG IMMUNE SYSTEM
SMOKERS (WEED)
LIKELY BEINGE DRINKERS
INTROVERTS
DEADPOOL
DEADPOOL#
SUPERMAN
DEADPOOL
OTHER VIRUS

PEOPLE WHO WOULD LIKELY GET IT

BIBLE THUMPERS {ESPECIALLY THOSE THAT SHOUT WHEN PREACHING)
CHRISTAIN (REGULAR CHURCH GOERS}
QURAN THUMPERS AND GOERS
PARTY GOERS
MEDICAL WORKERS
STREET BOYS
RICH AND IMFULUNCIAL PEOPLE
DRINKERS
METH AND COCAINE USERS (STEM THINGS }
PEOPLE WHO USE AND TOUCH MONEY ESP PEOPLE WHO HAVE BRA POCKETS

Weed smokers are fucking safe! Best believe! Especially the enlightened ones...

HAPPY 420 DAY MA NIGGAS! #STAYUP #TAYLORGANG!

Rozz:
suggest any recipes,im lazy to exercise on my own

Then you're in on a long thing... Dieting and exercise goes hand in hand when you tryna loose excess weight

Erediauwa:
Had an encounter with this pretty blind girl at Enerhen junction... The way she goes about helping her mom who's selling food by the roadside, you would think she's a general overseer...

I watched her from a distance and noticed something about her and it got my attention, she refused anyone who wants to help her out with what she was doing... From picking the plates to gathering the vegetables her mother use...

So, I decided to try her, I got to her mother's stand and ordered for a plate of starch and Banga soup, while the mother was at it, my full attention was on this young lady and this time she was busy transferring hot soup from a big pot to the thermacool cooler, I was shocked how she did that without any drop of soup touching the floor...

Then she did what surprised me and some people, her mom gave me the food I ordered and she walk to her mom with the aid of her stick and told her that she should reduce my portion because I was was not hungry and I only came there to verify if she was truly blind and she said all these with a smile on her face... Everyone burst into laughter at the busy Enerhen junction, I smiled, but I was shocked how she got that perfectly.

I miss Warri Sha... Crazy fellows

Baba o! After some puffs, u begin to see things with your 3rd eye... A discerning spirit takes over u.

gbebodye:
how many minutes you won spend for bathroom first

W'Sup cutie pie...

On this thread, I observed all the ladies congratulated him while majority of the guys didn't...

I liked every comment clamouring for adequate security from these fucking leaders... They more concerned about infrastructure than human lives, fucktards. When u undergo any health & safety course, they teach that the safety of human lives, "people", should always come first béfore assets and even the environment. The environment usually is second b4 assets.

Millz404:
Lagos is trying to do the best it can....FG is keeping up with "we will", "we plan to"

We are going to, we want to...lmao

maya007:
Oga pick a struggle na cause i dont understand...do u resume the midnight prayers after the bang? Wic side are u on Gods or fuxk?

Guy u got me choking with laughter. Jeez! E go Better for u o walai. Chei!

Dreyton36:
Pass over her WhatsApp number to me and everything else is story
I go just tell her say you don die Tay Tay
Them just newly discover say your ghost they town so make she use brain run for her life , simple

Lmao... I swear this will work.

Lamb101:
Hey look, Ima tell you like this
If you in school, stay in school
If you got a job, stay at work
If you got a family, stay with your family
Cause this stuff ain't meant for everybody sis

Haha... Meek mill fan spotted!