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gbebodye:
how many minutes you won spend for bathroom first

W'Sup cutie pie...

On this thread, I observed all the ladies congratulated him while majority of the guys didn't...

I liked every comment clamouring for adequate security from these fucking leaders... They more concerned about infrastructure than human lives, fucktards. When u undergo any health & safety course, they teach that the safety of human lives, "people", should always come first béfore assets and even the environment. The environment usually is second b4 assets.

Millz404:
Lagos is trying to do the best it can....FG is keeping up with "we will", "we plan to"

We are going to, we want to...lmao

maya007:
Oga pick a struggle na cause i dont understand...do u resume the midnight prayers after the bang? Wic side are u on Gods or fuxk?

Guy u got me choking with laughter. Jeez! E go Better for u o walai. Chei!

Dreyton36:
Pass over her WhatsApp number to me and everything else is story
I go just tell her say you don die Tay Tay
Them just newly discover say your ghost they town so make she use brain run for her life , simple

Lmao... I swear this will work.

Lamb101:
Hey look, Ima tell you like this
If you in school, stay in school
If you got a job, stay at work
If you got a family, stay with your family
Cause this stuff ain't meant for everybody sis

Haha... Meek mill fan spotted!

Oh! We posting? Hope I ain't late to the party... This was breakfast.

Word of advice: let's all get ready for a lengthy lockdown cos as long as the figures keep going up, ain't no hope of a break except a vaccine is found.

nymphomaniac:
The World generally and Nigeria specifically will never remain the same after this pandemic is over.

Fact!

Kpac:
I have sent some money to you.
Do some shopping for Easter and please be happy at home with your family.

You a good fellow... Keep it up!

Jaeis:
With or without weed?

Haha... Just seeing this. Without of course, weed na for evening na. VIP session

ChristineC:
daughter moves

what's the use of money if it can't take care of family and friends?

Real shii!

nams77:
Nah! Try clenching your fist and using your clenched fist

Will try that in ma session tomorrow morning and see how far I can last...

nams77:
Do u clench you fist while doing it or its with ur palm facing downward

Palms facing down...

Explorers:
75 years old, 30 push-ups... waoh

Just 25 push-ups and i will be breathing/shaking like hell.

Shame on me men

Hahaha... Which means I try na. I do 80 along with other routines. I can push for 100 tho if I see some pricey motivation. Early morning workout is bae!

CorGier:
I never bought into that one egg per day nonsense. I devour a minimum of 4 eggs at a go, most times 5 or 6 depending on how hard I killed it that the gym.

The only downside is I start to get sick of it after sometime, I guess that's my body's way of telling me to lay off them a while.

Milk, eggs, yogurt and beans, my best friends these guys.

I feel u jare... these days I dislike carbs like mad. After working out, anything protein is my go to food.

HORLADY:
Na Dufil, maker of indomie noodles cash out
pass for this Corona era o

Brooo... Swear down.

Smoke weed everyday...

Honeydenz:
T

Y'all shld play "truth or drink", waay better & adventurous than T or D...

Mary J sessions morning and evening (Taylor gang) with ma crazy ass hip-hop playlist & fav drink, workout, see what I can salvage from d forex market, online training/courses, check out latest global & local news, catch up with ma day 1s/fam, TV, holy Communion/pray and of course eat...

Abeg who knows where I can order a bucket of fried chicken from (delivery at my doorstep pls)... Lagos, grammar school axis.

J111333:
People are researching for its cure and you're researching for grammar associated with it.
Leaving content and chasing shadow, typical African.

Guy u wicked o! Chai!

Yo! I know a couple that started just like this... Exactly. When they moved into their mansion, they didn't pick anything, not even a cup from the previous house into the new. These guys are fucking ballerz right now.

So u never can tell how a young man can turn out tomorrow... This life no straight o

Chibaby224:
Don’t pressure her .. just let her be for now. She might change her mind

Well, unfortunately she can see the desperation in his antics... So she sees him as either a player, or just "another guy falling for my beauty"... All that neatness crap na wash.

Kai! This man sef... Wey u go build house on top the landlord head, still no pay rent for 10yrs.

agwom:
China built hospital within 9 days...

Leave them, another one within 12days... Combined capacity of over ten thousand patients. Well, make we just try our own best Sha...

Vortex369:
France actions must be watched carefully. Those wirh knowlwdge of history know what France represent on a planetary scale.

Nigeria is about to be chemtrailed. OPERATION COVID-19 is about to be activated.

All they need to confuse the populace is an increased presence of foreign acquired corona specimen and the chemtrailing and activatoon of the Covid 19 nanoparticles will begin.

Corona virus is an engineered bioweapon. Earth is at war with multiples of planet and offplanet forces.

Corona Virus is AI powered crisper engineered bioweapon designed for population management and control. It is sprayed in the air and activated remotely via 5G.

The covid 19 particles receive over the air upgrades and updates and are programmed using remote API on quantum computers.

The strains are reprogrammed on site using parameters for each race and body functions.

Humans of Earrh, there is a war between two factions that run the planet.

Stay on organic food. Those who live on junk food will die.

It is part of the cosmic plan. Earthlinks must learn to live and let other people live too. You brought this on yourself. The old people who failed nature are being taken out. You killed animals daily for food, animals are people. Now your karma is here.

The skies are bluer, the oceans are cleaner. The fishes are enjoying, the animals will have peace because humans are imprisoned indoors.

It is a natural reset.

I read this post after a Mary J session...

I get where u coming from tho... U missed a point sef, the parameters that recognize body functions will also recognise a being that feeds on junk or organic shii... Via a compromise in your body chemical composition... Then it attacks, if favourable...like a chess game.

It can also recognise one that is in between, so God help you you're below a certain threshold in the health graph, they will attack.

OR

it could also be an economic/ego/power tussle war, between two nations (one was taken unawares) or a battle between a nation vs other nations of the world.

Read between the fucking lines. Peace out!!!

@ihatecrowd... Love this moniker tho... No homo!

Like seriously??! This is akin to insult upon injury!

iHateDcrowd:
boy, these kind of talk is reeks of selfishness and vain boasting. change your "mendula" reasoning.

what of the remaining 190 million nigerians suffering?

Don't mind him, no empathy at all. Meanwhile, bro this your moniker is suitable for a time like this tho... I'm sure you wouldn't have any ish with the whole "social distancing" thingy... Well that's if d moniker is a reflection of your personality. #staysafe!

kingjrofficial:
Why do I feel very nervous to sneeze

Haha... I swear, to even yawn sef.

brandmix:
Lol.

Read you statement again.

Reevaluate your criteria for foolishness.

Pray tell, how do you feel about your life

If the prerequisite for your foolishly elected Government to build quality hospitals is a muscian singing to them to MOTIVATE them....then fooloshness is truly within you.

Jeez!!! Who r u... This is murder na... WTF!