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Oh! We posting? Hope I ain't late to the party... This was breakfast.

Word of advice: let's all get ready for a lengthy lockdown cos as long as the figures keep going up, ain't no hope of a break except a vaccine is found.

nymphomaniac:
The World generally and Nigeria specifically will never remain the same after this pandemic is over.

Fact!

Kpac:
I have sent some money to you.
Do some shopping for Easter and please be happy at home with your family.

You a good fellow... Keep it up!

Jaeis:
With or without weed?

Haha... Just seeing this. Without of course, weed na for evening na. VIP session

ChristineC:
daughter moves

what's the use of money if it can't take care of family and friends?

Real shii!

nams77:
Nah! Try clenching your fist and using your clenched fist

Will try that in ma session tomorrow morning and see how far I can last...

nams77:
Do u clench you fist while doing it or its with ur palm facing downward

Palms facing down...

Explorers:
75 years old, 30 push-ups... waoh

Just 25 push-ups and i will be breathing/shaking like hell.

Shame on me men

Hahaha... Which means I try na. I do 80 along with other routines. I can push for 100 tho if I see some pricey motivation. Early morning workout is bae!

CorGier:
I never bought into that one egg per day nonsense. I devour a minimum of 4 eggs at a go, most times 5 or 6 depending on how hard I killed it that the gym.

The only downside is I start to get sick of it after sometime, I guess that's my body's way of telling me to lay off them a while.

Milk, eggs, yogurt and beans, my best friends these guys.

I feel u jare... these days I dislike carbs like mad. After working out, anything protein is my go to food.

HORLADY:
Na Dufil, maker of indomie noodles cash out
pass for this Corona era o

Brooo... Swear down.

Smoke weed everyday...

Honeydenz:
T

Y'all shld play "truth or drink", waay better & adventurous than T or D...

Mary J sessions morning and evening (Taylor gang) with ma crazy ass hip-hop playlist & fav drink, workout, see what I can salvage from d forex market, online training/courses, check out latest global & local news, catch up with ma day 1s/fam, TV, holy Communion/pray and of course eat...

Abeg who knows where I can order a bucket of fried chicken from (delivery at my doorstep pls)... Lagos, grammar school axis.

J111333:
People are researching for its cure and you're researching for grammar associated with it.
Leaving content and chasing shadow, typical African.

Guy u wicked o! Chai!

Yo! I know a couple that started just like this... Exactly. When they moved into their mansion, they didn't pick anything, not even a cup from the previous house into the new. These guys are fucking ballerz right now.

So u never can tell how a young man can turn out tomorrow... This life no straight o

Chibaby224:
Don’t pressure her .. just let her be for now. She might change her mind

Well, unfortunately she can see the desperation in his antics... So she sees him as either a player, or just "another guy falling for my beauty"... All that neatness crap na wash.

Kai! This man sef... Wey u go build house on top the landlord head, still no pay rent for 10yrs.

agwom:
China built hospital within 9 days...

Leave them, another one within 12days... Combined capacity of over ten thousand patients. Well, make we just try our own best Sha...

Vortex369:
France actions must be watched carefully. Those wirh knowlwdge of history know what France represent on a planetary scale.

Nigeria is about to be chemtrailed. OPERATION COVID-19 is about to be activated.

All they need to confuse the populace is an increased presence of foreign acquired corona specimen and the chemtrailing and activatoon of the Covid 19 nanoparticles will begin.

Corona virus is an engineered bioweapon. Earth is at war with multiples of planet and offplanet forces.

Corona Virus is AI powered crisper engineered bioweapon designed for population management and control. It is sprayed in the air and activated remotely via 5G.

The covid 19 particles receive over the air upgrades and updates and are programmed using remote API on quantum computers.

The strains are reprogrammed on site using parameters for each race and body functions.

Humans of Earrh, there is a war between two factions that run the planet.

Stay on organic food. Those who live on junk food will die.

It is part of the cosmic plan. Earthlinks must learn to live and let other people live too. You brought this on yourself. The old people who failed nature are being taken out. You killed animals daily for food, animals are people. Now your karma is here.

The skies are bluer, the oceans are cleaner. The fishes are enjoying, the animals will have peace because humans are imprisoned indoors.

It is a natural reset.

I read this post after a Mary J session...

I get where u coming from tho... U missed a point sef, the parameters that recognize body functions will also recognise a being that feeds on junk or organic shii... Via a compromise in your body chemical composition... Then it attacks, if favourable...like a chess game.

It can also recognise one that is in between, so God help you you're below a certain threshold in the health graph, they will attack.

OR

it could also be an economic/ego/power tussle war, between two nations (one was taken unawares) or a battle between a nation vs other nations of the world.

Read between the fucking lines. Peace out!!!

@ihatecrowd... Love this moniker tho... No homo!

Like seriously??! This is akin to insult upon injury!

iHateDcrowd:
boy, these kind of talk is reeks of selfishness and vain boasting. change your "mendula" reasoning.

what of the remaining 190 million nigerians suffering?

Don't mind him, no empathy at all. Meanwhile, bro this your moniker is suitable for a time like this tho... I'm sure you wouldn't have any ish with the whole "social distancing" thingy... Well that's if d moniker is a reflection of your personality. #staysafe!

kingjrofficial:
Why do I feel very nervous to sneeze

Haha... I swear, to even yawn sef.

brandmix:
Lol.

Read you statement again.

Reevaluate your criteria for foolishness.

Pray tell, how do you feel about your life

If the prerequisite for your foolishly elected Government to build quality hospitals is a muscian singing to them to MOTIVATE them....then fooloshness is truly within you.

Jeez!!! Who r u... This is murder na... WTF!

The quantity of malikush I gat stashed up is unbelievable... Blazing frm d comfort of ur home, sipping on some liquor during this period is bliss mehn...

laurentium:
STAY INDOORS THIS PERIOD AND SMOKE GOOD KUSH,

My brother God bless u!!!

pek:
You don't need an advise, you need your brain to be reset. I got turned off by the part you said he has a nice ride and a fine house.

Swear down... That's a poverty mindset.

E don happen o! Trust Nigerians, very soon we no go see medical face mask buy again... Na to tie black polythene bag for face...

YelloweWest:
Yes! The confessions of Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour before Holy communion is enough to make heaven no matter your passed sins!

I don't know u bro, but u have an understanding a very large percentage of Christians (especially the ones in 9ja) don't seem to have. U just stated the plain fact! When y'all hear "your righteousness are like filthy rags"... Then u shld have a rude awakening... Nuff said!

sirsegsky:
If you have a place that you want to serve and they wont give you posting letter, I can help you work direct posting to the place without posting letter.

Badt guy! I guess nothing good and eye catching comes for free... Say everything as e be o, the game b4 person go enter one chance!

lavylilly:
Only if all men can be like my future husband, there won't be need for a house help.

See future boo,
On Saturdays I know as a business man you can take the day off for family business's sake.
First I prepare breakfast we all eat and get ready for the day's hassle.

I will be in the kitchen cooking lunch.
You will be mopping the floors and tidying our space while the kids will be outside the compound playing,
After that,

You go bath the kids and stay with them while i run a little laundry cos we must have a washing machine so everything will be easy going,

When we are done with house chores..
We can all sleep and rest from the day's hassle and probably perform our marital duty to each other(my favorite part�)..

Some Sundays you can hangout with your friends and do boy's things...
Some Sundays too it would be my turn to leave you with the kids and hangout with my friends and do girls things..
Other Sundays it would be family outing..

On school days
While I wake up to go prepare breakfast and what the kids will take to school,
You are up too bathing the kids and preparing them for school.
Either you or me can DRIVE the kids to school.

While we do this together, the love,the fire and bond in our Union will never quench �.

Oh, of course we both would be earning in our various businesses or job and be bringing money home for our family's welfare...

Other men,
You see why you should all be like my future husband? You see??

To avoid assumed stories of the so called possessed wicked house helps

I come in peace..
Thanks�

No be so life be ooo...