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na wa o! even nnpc, cbn, firs severance package no reach like this. Especially, for a dead company already.

Naija and funny things sha.................

Thanks aniyphil.

@Tstark: Kindly help us with the police publication on this subject matter. You may scan and attach it for download or we can provide our e-mails if ypu so wish.

Please help brothers in need of it.

Regards

Na wa o! But thanks farayolas and toba

Car gurus, please clarify this for me. If I have a factory fitted tinted glass, do I still need police tint permit?
Or does the fact that it is factory tinted exempt me from police tint permit? Answers needed urgently, please.

Morning all,

It seems some "cursed" elements in the police force has started resurfacing on our roads again in the name of road blocks, not respecting the order of the good IG that we have now.

To this end, please any one that has the numbers that the IG gave out to report these unscrupulous elements should please and please post them here so that we can report them and curb these bad eggs that are clogging the wheels of progress in the police force.

Thanks.

how much is ml320 with gear box

provide VIN now!

Tadeus
which kind business be this? I made enquiries expecting answers, only for you to say gud morning and walk away. Y u dey snub d question? Na wa o!

pls how much is 2005 & 2008 mitsubishi outlander?
Also Ford focus (hatch back)I don't know the year but I guess is between 05-08 (the one that is common around)?

pls how much is mitsubishi outlander 05 and 08? Also Ford Focus 2007 (with hatch back)?

Regards

Give full details now! Price, options, pics of front, sides, interior, engine etc. The earlier you do this, the better for you!

How much is complete engine (V6) and gear box (auto)for peugeot 607 2001 model? I don't mind having to go and pick up in Lagos as long as it is in very very sound condition.

Also, the air flow meter for a Mazda 2001 model (American spec) and the complete engine & Gear box for same car?

Pls give me competitive prices o!

ENZO SCIFO: I can't remember insulting you and infact I never insulted you, the only persons I have insulted is Ziccot and that simply because he insulted me first, as per Boko haram of course when someone or group takes away your loved one< the least they should expect is insult>And as per your prophet leave that matter to be settled between him (proh moh'd), Allah and me and my God (who never fails)

Enzo Scifo: I am sorry I thought I was insulted earlier on. Accept my deep apologies for my mistakes. As for Ziccot, pls make on-line peace with him as he is your fellow nigerian brother and he too should desist from insulting people as it does not show maturity.

The loss of your loved ones is highly regrettable. There is nothing anger cannot make one do, especially loss of loved ones in instances where the deaths are avoidance. The Almighty One God that you and I serve as christians and muslims will definitely expose their cursed group and will punish them for their evil. Even the Holy Prophet Muhammad (SAW) lived in peace with christians and Jews even after the arabian became an Islamic colony, so why on earth will a crazy group claim to want to extint christians? Please take heart my brother, and I can't even advice you to be more careful as we don't know the next place that they will strike. God will surely keep guiding us.

On my Prophet (SAW)'s issue, I surely don't have anything against you on that! Just a friendly advice. God is powerful and patient enough for all His Creatures to offend Him, and yet He forgives them or whom He pleases..He is the All-Forgiver, remember? I surely have left the matter for the four of you: Allah (SWT), Prophet Muhammad (SAW), yourself and your God (who never fails)!

Once again, sorry on the loss of your loved ones.


Ziccot: My brother, don't be angry regardless of the situation lest you lose control. Remember, the Qur'an told us to avoid anything that will lead to the insult of Almighty Allah(SWT). Also the prophet (SAW) said the strenght of a man is in his ability to control his emotions when angry. I know you are strong because you can control your emotions. If you can, please make on-line peace with Enzo Scifo so that he too can retract the statements that he made out of anger. Remember the purpose of revealing Suratul Fil (Chapter of the Elephants)! Allah is Powerful enough to guard His people and punish those who transgress against His people. So lets leave issues to Him to handle. Peace.

My good friends;
I read your posts and would have just laughed but for the loss of lives involved. BH terrorists are a crazy group of people who should never have been given birth to (if you and I have our ways). In fact, Almighty God doesn't make mistakes, but they may be called "mistakes of nature"!

Having said that, as matured minds (which I suppose), I don't expect you (especially Enzo Scifo) to have uttered and said the things you said and typed. For me, I look at value -added before saying anything or doing anything. If it is +ve , I will say it (like condemning BH in very clear and unambigous terms). If it is zero , I may or may not say it. But if it -ve, I will never say it. In your case however, I don't know whether all your statements you made above add +ve or -ve values to what is on ground. Omobusola's statement was at least encouraging since she requested for a categorical condemnation of the barbaric acts of these demons (though I won't have expected her to be so sure that forgiveness does not exist in Islam because I know her statement is not true). But to call the Prophet (SAW) who some people believe in and love so much (not the terrorists like the crazy BH because they are not part of us, I mean the true muslims like myself I.A) all sort of names like the "worthless late psychotic originator of a murderous religion" and "F/U/C/K ur dumb prophet Mohammed" is counter-productive and adds -ve value at this crucial stage of our national life. While we the muslims are fighting so hard to ensure that the devils called BH stop their crazy acts of shedding innocent bloods and spoiling the name of Islam, gentle men like you are not encouraging with your regrettable statements like the ones quoted above.

Like I told a NLer a while ago, please as much as you could, stop seeing yourselves as christians, but a nigerian and normal human being and stop seeing me and ziccot as muslims, but a nigerians and normal human beings . If you can achieve that, then I bet you, we the nigerians (Enzo Scifo, Omobusola, ziccot and myself) will defeat the crazy BH terrorists. Afterall, neither my religion nor yours encourages violence. Besides, I will be the craziest animal on earth to say anything but good about Jesus Christ (who we call Prophet Isa ASW). Infact I wouldn't be a muslim again if I do that!

Don't forget, during the fuel price hike protests, you were probably holding muslims to your right and left and together we achieved our target. Why can't we do same now? Again, please don't go and fight ziccot in lagos, as a gentleman.

Little advice though, if you are a true gentleman and a christian (which I believe you are), it will earn you a whole lot of respect if you could retract your insultve statements about the holy Prophet Muhammad (SAW)and may be a little sorry to any one offended. That is what I would do if I were in your shoes. Pls don't misunderstand me o lest you start insulting me, just an advice from one friend to the other.

Remember, you are my friend now, I won't expect you to insult me as you did b/4 o even though I am not holding it agaist you

Fellow country men,
The reason y BH terrorisms are still succeeding is because of inciting statements like that of abhosts and co. We have reached a stage of national life where we should forget tribe and religion and fight any thing that is against public interest like BH. Afterall, both we (the muslims) and christians have condemned them and want them eradicated from our society. Why can't we have the type of unification force that we experieced during the fuel subsidy protests where religionand tribe did not deter us from achieving our desired goal? Pls statements like True muslims Never Forgive or Forget only add Petrol (or even LPG) to a little fire burning and makes it burn out of control!
As long as we identify ourselves along religious and ethnic lines rather than unify and get rid of evil from our society, BH may continue to thrive on the gap created by our non-unification.
May God help us.

Some prices on NL are just funny. While someone is offering a toks of this car for N1m (80k miles)or best offer (which means even lower), here we are with another person asking for N1.15 for a niger used model of the same car (116K miles). Same day, same time , same forum. Isn't it funny?
Some adverts are just wasting bandwidth of NL, and really don't worth having them here because they usually end up not been sold for years. Even d person dat offered 850 is just teasing d op as am sure he will hardly transact for dat price. Na dem sabi sha.

No be warri him say im dey? No mind d mumu! him dey look for mugus

Y r people not making offers? Don't you think it is way over-priced? For a 14 years + old car?

Wishing you happy sales anyways.

Post real pix of the exterior, interior and engine if u really wan sell dis moto, no be d ones wey u post so.

Only $150M! D guy needs to con more people so that he can enter the billionaire's club. Ver soon, na cement company him go start. Guys, money dey church business sha.

Do sell dis moto qiuck quick o make im no become like icme avalon wey don do one year.

Luck is urs!

Dr. Tee:
Ilorin makes a lot of noise. Same way their university VC made so much noise about a student completeing ICAN exams and attaining the chartered qualification before graduating!

So much noise from Kwara.

We maintain their renal patients here in Ife. I particularly had one. She had to travel several times because their Teaching Hospital did not offer the facility. Same for Plastic surgery. Those things are normal things here in Ife.

Can't imagine all the noise coming from the Saraki's state.

I don't see any wrong doing in announcing that you will/have commence/commenced a service which you were not rendering before. It is just to reduce the stress that people go through to come to Ife for such service (if they truly render the service). Except of course if you are scared that you may not have patients again and as such your residency under threat!

BTW,do you have anything against Kwara State? because by calling us names (such as Saraki's state), it seems you once had an issue with Kwara/Kwarans. We are good people o, biko no vex 4 us if we offend you in any way.

Dr. Tee:
Ilorin makes a lot of noise. Same way their university VC made so much noise about a student completeing ICAN exams and attaining the chartered qualification before graduating!

So much noise from Kwara.

We maintain their renal patients here in Ife. I particularly had one. She had to travel several times because their Teaching Hospital did not offer the facility. Same for Plastic surgery. Those things are normal things here in Ife.

Can't imagine all the noise coming from the Saraki's state.

I don't see any wrong doing in announcing that you will/have commence/commenced a service which you were not rendering before. It is just to reduce the stress that people go through to come to Ife for such service (if they truly render the service). Except of course if you are scared that you may not have patients again and as such your residency under threat!

BTW,do you have anything against Kwara State? because by calling us names (such as Saraki's state), it seems you once had an issue with Kwara/Kwarans. We are good people o, biko no vex 4 us if we offend you in any way.

I am not surprised, afterall the cancer of the thinking faculty that is affecting BH now started from those rogues headed by that fake Mujahid, the yeye 3-star area father that should have been exterminated long ago.

BTW, N76B for amnesty programme alone, apart from other projects specially for ND, before the derivation fund and then the national consideration of ND. haba, this is greed re-defined.

Quote from Maninmood
"Please peeps, in the meantime, never go up north. It is bizarre that it's only in Nigeria the whole government will dialogue with terrorists. Who are you fighting against? Government or Christianity? Practically inconceivable. What a diabolical set of islamic rams! Terrorism is synonymous to islam. Death is muslims' slogan. Who knows what this world would turn to if everyone were to be a muslim".


@Maninmood: You are still one of the ignorant ones. These terrorists are BH terrorists not Islamic terrosists or muslim terrorists as Muslims or Islam has no terrorism.

I still blame the government for this menace. If 5-6 states are put under state of emergency, with strict martial laws in place, these animals can be check-mated. Suspend the constitution for one month in these states (but respect fundamental human rights) and give the army some level of free will. Even indigenes of these places are tired of these beasts. It is just unfortunate that they don't know what to do.

I just can't wait for GEJ to go in 2015. May be, just may be, all (or at least most) of these madness can reduce/disappear. Until then , please avoid the endemic areas o!

Lovexme: ^^^Point of correction, Niger state (New Bussa precisely) owns Kainji Dam and not Kwara state.

The entire Jebba (North & South) and New Bussa were all in Kwara before IBB stole it into Niger. Nonetheless I think my statement still holds.

Who says police is not well paid in Naija? They receive close to a hundred thousand naira a month. Civil servants are not receiving even half of their pay.

I think the key issue here is greed, which they have developed over the years and they find it difficult to do away with it now.

I think derivation formula should be used in sharing power in Naija sef. I don't see any reason why Kwara state that has Kainji Dam will not have light while faraway places will be having steady light. I don't think it is fair enough.

Korrection: What of this monkey.....? as him face be na so him state be...

He is a true monkey.