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Why are there so many dead heads on NL. Is it by force τ̅☺ make comments. You just talk for talking sake. If its not sentiments, its tribal or religious, why this kain yeye people full here sef?

Mad Cow: SAN must be a very big deal in Yoruba land..

I wonder what Falana would do if he is made a supreme court judge!! Prolly sentence the F.G to death by hanging..

Make una go hold una brother hand o!! E crase go soon enter market..

Mad cow, I'm not surprised @ your comments. In your 'jewish' cities, we know how you bag chieftancy titles for becoming SAN. Mtecheeeew. Nonsenseical being.

[quote author=meksroland][/quote]Another mumu on the loose. Mtcheeeeew

Why is UNIDO talking, even Yar'adua knows its not possible.
It is even wrong to say Nigeira is trailing the developed nations, for God's sake , we are not even on the same track at all.

Congrats τ̅☺ all ex-corpers

I love naija, the only country where everyone looks forward τ̅☺ hearing the first lady speak.

Why have you taken it off front page na?
Garri is very important τ̅☺ the well being of any nation including NL

See the result of joblessness.

xynerise: I have watched the match. We lost to Liberia. 2-1 it ended.

your octupus don die tey tey

pheemmii: More info: On a cheque leaves, there r sum numbers @ d lower part of it i.e "00000001" 050150010 ".1234567890". 01 .. Serial no of d cheque, Sort code, Account number & Transaction code. The Sort code is meant to know where d account was originated.

GBAM

Frosti: They should make this available on all banks' websites.

Unfortunately no bank has it on their website, infact some bankers don't know what sort code is.

xammy: WEMA BANK 035150103
FCMB 214150018
FIN BANK 085082357
BANK PHB/ KEYSTONE 082150017
DIAMOND BANK 063150162
ECO BANK 050150010
ETB 040150101
First Bank N 011151003
Fidelity BANK 070150003
GTB 058152052
Intercontinental Bank 069150014
SKYE BANK 076151006
STANBIC IBTC 221159522
STANCHART 068150015
STERLING BANK 232150016
UBA 033153513
UNION BANK 032154568
UNITY BANK 215153593
Zenith Bank 057150013
ACCESS BANK 044150149
CITI BANK 023150005
SPRING/ENTEPRISE BANK 084150015
AFRI/MAINSTREET BANK 014150030
OCEANIC BANK 056150014


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You try but its wrong. I'm not a banker but I work where I carry out online transfer τ̅☺ our clients and I know that sort codes are branch-specific. A bank might have similar numbers for the first few digits, but the last few of the nine digit are unique τ̅☺ the branch where the account is domiciled.
The whole list of bank sort codes in nigeria is like a booklet.
If you got cheque book, underneath there are three set of numbers; the first is cheque number, the second is the sort code while the third is your account number.

These people won't stop embarrassing Nigeria.

[quote author=samm_miey]I don't blame u much slowpoke,u really need 2b checked,iv tod u severally,u'r seemingly gettin unbalanced upstairs......[/quote]Hmm, you can't handle simple criticism, you are but a boy. Go τ̅☺ bed, there's school tomorrow.

[quote author=samm_miey]don't tell me u'r fully baked bozo?...r u?ode[/quote]I see...you don't like τ̅☺ hear the truth. We are mourning and I woulnt want τ̅☺ derail. No need for bickerings now. Stay by your obtuseness.

[quote author=samm_miey]most of Nigerian artists dropd out of skool b4 dey ventured in2 music industry...it wasn't written by him pretty sure of dat,perhps his PA did....[/quote]Where are you from. You think everybody is half baked like you Äπϑ Gej?
Go check out, many of the artist have second degree, Äπϑ what's the big deal with this write up, if you can't write this good, don't think nobody can.

Well said D'Banj.
Τ̅☺ hell with all the haters. Nothing sounds good τ̅☺ their ears.

............so why did Prof. Chinua Achebe wait
until after the death of Dim Ojukwu and Chief
Awolowo before publishing his memoirs?
Obviously, there cannot be any reply from the
grave. #JustAsking
Shameless old tribalist...brooding tribalist.

With my experience with police men last in Ikeja, I can conclude that 80% policemen are thieves.

Picture of Seun riding a bicycle.

I won't join this mess and tribal war for the sake of my children. I'm yoruba and I'm married to a ibo lady and I love my family.

Achebe, unrepentant tribalist. You can't match Awo's record. Awo in his short life achieved and will be remembered more than you.

In as much as I detest this new law, it appears Lagos is the only state thinking in Nigeria

On December 25th, 2009, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, a Nigerian tried to detonate an explosive aboard a Northwest Flight 253 over Detroit in the United States of America. As the son of one of Nigeria’s most prominent businessmen and someone who had access to international travel and a world-class education, his terrorist act took Nigeria by surprise.
Umar has since been sentenced to life imprisonment without parole. However, the FBI has recently revealed the reason why the explosives failed to go off.
During his trial he said the bomb in his underwear was a ‘blessed weapon’ to avenge poorly treated Muslims around the world.
Two FBI agents told WXYZ TV that Umar confessed to the plot, saying that he had worn the explosive underwear for three weeks in order to get used to it and make sure he could get it through security.
“So basically for three weeks he wore this garment, these underwear with this device in it. We think ultimately that is probably what caused the disruption in the sequence of events in the explosion,” said FBI agent Ted Peissig.
The agents also revealed that Umar was not recruited by al Qaeda, but the other way around.
“He sought out al Qaeda relentlessly,” another FBI agent on the case, Mike Connelly said. “He persisted and he was almost turned away at times, you know, by al Qaeda. But he refused to relent.”
FBI agents also say the Underwear Bomber might have inadvertently foiled his own plot because of his obsession about making sure the bomb would not be detected. They further revealed that he had been instructed to detonate the bomb over a populated area to maximize the death toll.
Here is the account of the FBI agents as reported by WXYZ TV
In Abdulmutallab’s mind it was an act of martyrdom and jihad. He had no feelings for the men, women and children around him who were about die, according to the FBI agents.
“He did not bat an eye in saying if that plane was going to go down, it was going to go down. That was God’s call. That wasn’t his call. His responsibility was just to detonate the bomb, and whatever happened, happened,” says agent Connelly.
As the huge jumbo jet carrying over 300 people was approaching Detroit, Abulmutallab disappeared into the restroom to wash himself, a ritual for his passage into the next life. When he returned to his seat he told the guy sitting next to him that he wasn’t feeling well.
“And pulled a blanket almost completely concealing himself up to the chin,” says Agent Peissig.
Using a plastic syringe, Abdulmutallab injected a mixture of liquids and solids into the explosive chemicals already packed into his underwear.
But Instead of exploding, the bomb burst into flames, setting his clothes and the blanket on fire, seriously burning him.
The two agents who visited Nigeria during the course of his investigation said they extracted detailed and chilling information about Abdulmutallab and his mission, getting a rare glimpse into the mind of a suicide bomber.
“In his tone, his conversation, he’s very reserved,” adds agent Connelly. “He’s deliberate in his speech.”
“The witnesses remarked about how he just looked like a simple young school boy,” says Peissig.
But appearances don’t match reality in the case of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab. Agents say he was an extreme fanatic and a very dangerous man.
He was hell-bent on taking down a jumbo jet over Detroit with no consideration for the hundreds who would die in the plane and on the ground.
“He is completely different from any terrorist that I’ve had the ability to talk to,” explains Connelly. “Different because of his absolute devotion to Jihad. The degree of conviction that he had to the cause is unparalleled.”
We are glad his attempt to kill innocent people was foiled.

Some crazy facts about Nigeria...(Warning:do not take it all seriously!!!)

Nigeria's president has the highest vehicle convoy in the world.
90% of people who are indigenes of Ibadan, the capital of Oyo state have gaps between their teeth.

Adele @official adele hails from Ede, Osun State. Full name Adeleye Adetokunbo.
Only 18 people out of 18000 who registered passed NECO and WAEC in Gombe State.
Females from Imo state Nigeria have more hair on their chest than their males.
The cost of living in Abuja, is more expensive than the cost of living
in London.
Nigeria has the highest number of musicians in the world.
Abuja girls are materialistic, expensive but cheap.
Beware of Edo girls.
Maiduguri girls have the longest hair.
Ijebu people fart all the time. Even while Being Intimate.
Ibo girls are stingy and greedy.
Fulani girls have the longest tongue.
PH girls like it in the A**
There's a place called Sabo in every state in Nigeria.
Gwagwalada is the hottest place in Nigeria.
Nigeria has the highest number of police officers in Africa.
Osun state has the highest number of Yahoo boys in the country.
4 out of every 5 Edo girls have a connect in Italy.
Calabar girls don't want your money, all they need is your energy.
Nigerians make up 1/8 of the population of Malaysia.
China's best market is Nigeria.
A man was recently sentenced to death by hanging for stealing a carradio, while Cecilia Ibru was sentenced to 6 months for moving 150billion.
An average Ibo man can smell money 100 meters away.
Nigerians are the highest users of slangs in Africa, 2nd only to USA in the world.
The most spoken phrase in Nigeria is "How far ?"
Nigeria is the only country where everybody looks forward to hearing the First Lady speak.
An Ibo man hustles from Jan 2 to Dec 24, only to spend it all during xmas n New Year.

Me thinks ACN is on point. Go see what Obama and other great leaders do whenever there is a disaster, natural or man made. All GEJ and his federal ministers do is to wait till they are 'yabbed' before they make a move. Silly govt.
Τ̅☺ those criticizing ACN, what do you expect from the opposition? Praise singing? Go read about oppositions in other nations, ACN is even mild.
Again where are the other over 50 opposition parties?

The last time it took Isreal SIX DAYS to destroy the middle easterns. This time around I think they'll finish the job in 2 days.
You can't win God's people.

Its such a pity that Muslims have to use a magnifying lens to find verses that talk about peace in the Qur'an.
It is by their fruits that we know them.

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I just dey vex today[/quote]hmmmm, May Mohammed (piss be upon him) forgive you. Oh sorry, he doesn't forgive, he kills.