mrcasanova1:
The op just exposed your modus operandi, right?

Ah dy tells u broda

justmag:
Thete are worse signs. E.g...you actually see her with another nicca.

Yea u r right buh it's always hard 2 catch her red handed so dese r jst signs 4 u 2 know

VinPeace:
Not buying dis..

Why?

yorubaboiy:
am only commenting on bkos of 17 nd 18.....u got me on dah one

owk

Jarizod:
Nice thread//wrong section

Couldn't c any specific section 2 post it

Teempakguy:
You can't pronounce M without joining your lips.
You recognize people before you are aware that you have seen them.

Yea so 2ru

1. Snails can sleep for 3 yrs without eating.
2.Male mosquitoes live for as short as one week while
female mosquitoes live for about a month
3. A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
4. When u sneeze, your heart stops for a few seconds
5. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the
sky.
6. Men can read smaller prints than women. Women can
hear
better than men.
7. More than 50% of people in the world have never
made or
receive a phone call.
8. If u sneezed too hard, u can fracture a rib.
9. Do u know that a Dog's Life span is 7times faster
than that of a
human.meaning if a human is 1year old,a dog will be
7years older...
10. Rats & horses can't vomit.
11. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase
the bacteria
in your ear by 700 times
12. You cant pronounce the letter "P" without separating
your lips.
13.In the course of an average life time, u would av
eaten
some assorted insects while sleeping
14. Chewing gum while peeling onion will prevent u
from crying.
15.House fly can only live for 13days after birth.
16. Have u notice,u cant sneeze while opening ur eyes...
17. It is practically impossible to lick your elbow.
18. Lols....Over 75% of people who read
no.17 will try to lick their elbow.

Dunno y d poster above me didn't say anything

jumper524:
Aside 4rm no 1 if my wife does any of these make she ready to pack her load komot 4rm my house

Guy u harsh reach like dat?

natureblack:
In MI's voice; Now you don dey answer phone with style Your password is longer than river Nile You say your sister call you But when you want to call her back, You come dey enter contact, You no won use redial,why How did we go from that to this We need to talk about it girl,we gat a lot to gist Cos I don't understand what ya saying Baby girl don't do me like this.

y nt jst put d song n a CD ah swear u go hammer

adeoladeola:
Hmmmm...true talk.

yea bro

sheba123:
Nawa for this site o

wetin do d site?

IamLEGEND1:
i'm approaching

Approaching where?

RickRichards:
.....and we lost another one to the feminists'.
RIP, bro. You've been sissified.

Lost kwanu?

FLAWLES:
...

All these space bookers!

Goandie:
Peter no be my fault

Unless u c wid ur eyes right?

VinPeace:
You re right..no you re wrong jare...ladies palava.

Suffering 4rm Indecision

There are a lot of things we all judge others for either
because they do not measure up to our standards or
because we feel they are insanely behaving like jerks on
the issue. More so, it could be for some other untoward
reasons but whatever it is, we all have reasons for
behaving the way we do and women are no exception.
There are a lot of factors responsible for women
behaving the way they do that makes us judge them. It
could be she just had a baby and nobody is giving her
slacks for all she has to do combining nursing her
infant, work and home.
Furthermore, some people get to realise how bad they
have been treating others when they find themselves in
such situations. Imagine a scenario of someone who is
young and childless who is intolerant of another young
woman who just gave birth by questioning her
commitment to work or inability to stay longer for a
drink or two despite the fact that she does much more
at work. This situation happens every now and then and
only buttresses the fact that women are the best critic
of other women. There are a lot of things that both men
and women alike judge other women for but we have
pruned them down to seven very important ones. These
things are what we believe everyone should stop judging
women for.
1. Being Obsessed With Planning
A lot of the times, we all seem to be upset with the
obsession women have for planning especially as
regards their weddings and events which makes them
Bridzellas. At the time they go all out for their wedding
plans, we all think what does it mean whatever way
they appear at their wedding but putting in mind that it
is a once in a life thing, we need to cut them slack. The
details they put into their reception, including the
clothes and who sits where might seem funny to some
of us as at the time but when we think deeply of it and
when it’s time for some of these events to come your
way, you’d realise why they have to.
2. Going Out One Night and Drinking Too Much
Once in a while, women may need to ease off stress and
if they decide to go out one night to have a little too
much to drink, it’s necessary we cut them some slack
as we also have been victims of such.
3. Not Leaving the Guy
Well, there have been more times than one that you feel
a girl shouldn’t be with the guy she is with. There are
reasons you shouldn’t judge a woman for being with a
guy even she knows is a jerk. The most important of
these reasons is that you yourself may find yourself in
such situation and realise that there are more shades to
relationships than you can ever fathom.
4. Not Being Available to Friends
There are obviously times when everyone is missing in
action for one reason or the other and women are no
exception. We all need to understand that women may
miss out on an event and fail to notify you why. Just
understand and move on when she does this.
5. Giving MouthAction
Obviously, women have every right to want blowjobs
whenever they want to and shouldn’t be adjudged sluts
for doing so.
6. Not giving MouthAction
As they have as much right to give blowjobs, they also
shouldn’t be judged for not wanting to give.
7. Getting Married Too Fast
A lot of women rush into marriage and every single one
of us has said this much. Saying so has made us sound
jealous and we shouldn’t be killjoys or judge them for a
decision they loved to make.

Goandie:
Everything na lie jawe

Thomas I knew u wuld Neva bliv

Firstly, I want you to know that the list in this article
doesn’t provide concise knowledge regarding you taking
a woman on a first date or how she would react to you.
It is essential you bear in mind that she’s probably
sleeping with another man especially if you’re not
providing excellent service in the bedroom. More so,
these signs are mostly based on how comfortable the
girl in question is with you and can not be used to judge
a girl you hardly know or have been on just a few dates
with.
Furthermore, if you are the jealous type (or appear to be
so), chances are she won’t be comfortable with sharing
her innermost secrets with you as she is not sure what
your reactions would be like of you find out that she’s
been with someone else. In this way, her actions can be
attributed to your behaviour rather than her love for
another man’s penis.
Anyways, it all depends on whether you care enough
about her and the relationship. If you’re not looking for
a long term relationship or you just want to score her
and move on. This might sound harsh but that is the
reality of the times we find ourselves in even as there
are numerous options available in the pool of dating.
Added with a level of acceptance of female promiscuity
especially by certain feminists then you can see why it
is justified to know the truth about who else she’s
sleeping with.
Have it at the back of your mind that some women are
manipulative and astounding liars. Sometimes they do
things just to throw you off and at other times, they are
caught up within themselves and those signs may give
a wrong impression.

1. The Phone Is Face Down
If you find out that her phone is placed far down
whenever you’re with her, she’s probably hooking up
with another dude. Why do you think a lady would have
her phone face down whenever she’s with you? She’s
obviously hiding something and what do you think she’d
want to hide from the man she’s dating? Of course it’s
an instant messaging notification, text message or call
from a guy she’s wiTh.

2. She Checks, But Does Not Respond To Certain Texts.

Almost all girls engage in some form of teasing on their
phones with their friends. They enjoy sending messages
to each other and replying instantly. Notice when you’re
with her, how she smiles and responds to her girlfriends
messages. Now think of when she gets a notification
and fails to respond to it. It’s obviously a guy. This sign
is a bit tricky given the fact that girls will have lots of
guys calling and texting them and as such difficult to
assess. But if she’s always checking her messages and
fails to respond to them, she’s probably doing so cause
it’s from a person she doesn’t want you to know about.

3. Denying you the honeypot.

Most girls won’t want you to give them cunnilingus
when it’s less than a day that another guys penis was
in there. Of course, there are times when they are just
not in the mood for it or they’ve not had their baths in
hours or she feels her period is almost here. Despite
how conniving women may be, they have a subtle
respect for their regular guys and wouldn’t want his
mouth where another guy’s stick has been.
Also, when she suddenly starts giving you unexpected
blowjobs which she previously didn’t, know that she
feels guilty that she’s doing same to some other guy. If
she refuses you sex at times, it could be she just
recently made out with someone else on the same day.
It’s most important to get girls to be free and open with
you and I guarantee that you’d be shocked at what you
discover. Some of them have no problems sleeping with
more than one guy on the same day or making out with
other girls as much as they do with you.

4. Her “Friend” Is neither male or female.

When she starts telling you about a friend that she has
plans with without explicitly stating if it’s a man or
woman, chances are the so called friend is a dude. This
one is self-explanatory. Girls that are more deceptive in
nature would rather completely withhold information
from you than lying about who the friend is.

5. The Surprise Shave.

If you have had surprise sex with her and perhaps a
couple of times when she wasn’t shaved and you
discover her to be randomly shaved all of a sudden, she
is probably looking forward to sex from someone else.
This is even more true if she’s shaved on a day she’s
not expected to see you.
Lastly, remember these signs are not perfect and they
do not completely tell if she’s with someone else but are
definitely things you should be on the lookout for.
Nowadays, it is best to think she’s sleeping with some
other guy until the time you’re proven wrong.

How do we proceed nau? Are we nt 2ru wid d verifications?

Lolz

Verifying mine

I nominate myself www.nairaland.com/wenson

Tomfrench:
very geniue reason

I dy tell u

Tell them o

icedbeatz:
Bro like I typed earlier, to each his own. caio

it's ok

icedbeatz:
Even the guys will indulge in this Mr and Mrs.... too? what a damn shame. Well from their intellects we shall know them.
To each his own though.

Y shouldn't guys do theirs?

IamLEGEND1:
we don't nominate gay dudes.

am nt a gay dude