Have you ever wondered if there are guys out there that
simply will not marry you? Are there certain men from
whom you should just stay away because chances are,
the relationship is going to be an exercise in frustration
for you? You are not alone — many women think about
this all the time. And yes, there are certain types of
men that you should just plain avoid because if you
were playing the odds, the odds say these guys are just
not going to seal the deal with you.
Here are 10 types of men that I, as a professional
matchmaker, would recommend you stay clear of:
1. Mr. “Still Hung Up On His Ex”: We have all been out
with this guy. He says he is over his ex, yet at every
turn, he talks about her and compares you to her.
Please. He is not over her and until he is over her, he is
not marrying you.
2. Mr. “I Am Not Ready For A Serious Relationship Right
Now”: This is the guy who dates a lot and then when he
gets too close or decides he isn’t interested in you, he
uses the excuse that he’s not ready. The question about
this guy is this: Is he really not ready, or is that just a
convenientexcuse to dump you and avoid the
commitment?
3.Mr. “Bigger Better Deal”: You know this guy. He is the
one who likes you a lot but is always wondering if there
is a better version of you out there, somewhere in the
universe . Honestly, do you need to be with the guy who
is never going to think that you are good enough to
marry?
4. Mr. “I Hang Out With Guys 15 Years My
Junior”: This is the guy who is 47 and a CEO of a
company or a big-time executive and all of his
contemporaries are married, so his BFFs are 25-year-
olds and clubbing it. He is out until 3:00 a.m. several
nights a week, looking to pick up and then he kids
himself into thinking that when a 25-year- old girl says
yes to a date with him, it’s because he is such a good
guy, not because she is dreaming of flying private.
5. Mr. “Still Trying To Figure Out His Career”: If he is
40-plus and having a midlife work crisis, believe me, he
is not going to marry you. Men need to be settled in
their careers or at least know which direction they are
heading on the career front before they can settle down.
6. Mr. “50-Something And Never Been Married”: This guy
is lurking everywhere. He is 50-plus and never married,
yet he will swear to you that he is ready. When you ask
him why he is still single, he will tell you it’s because he
hasn’t met the right one. Then the question becomes
that if he hasn’t found her in the hundreds of women he
has dated before you, what is going to make you so
special that you are going to be his one? Probably
nothing.
7. Mr. “Doesn’t Believe In Monogamy”: This guy thinks
he is very avant-garde progressive, but most people will
say he is just looking for an excuse to cheat. Do you
really want to be with a guy who tells you upfront that
he won’t be faithful?
8. Mr. “All About Me”: This guy is all about himself,
24/7, 365 days a year. Sharing your life with someone is
hard enough, so do you really want to sign up to be
with someone who is so into himself that they will never
even notice you, your wants and your desires?
9. Mr. “My Kids Are The Only Thing I Care About”: This
guy is a tricky one. When you first meet him, he is
endearing because you admire how dedicated he is to
his children. You think to yourself that you would like to
be with a man who is that responsible. However, then
you start to see that he doesn’t have any room for you
at all because he is only about the kids. If you are
going to be with a man with kids, he needs to want to
find a place for you, front and center, in his life at least
some of the time.
10. Mr. “Dates Other Women Who Mean Nothing To
Him”: This guy is really a commitment-phobe in
disguise. Why does he need to date women who mean
nothing to him if he is dating you and you supposedly
mean something to him? You do the math. Well, you
want to add to it. Tell me then. Or you don’t agree. Let
me know too.

haywire1:
@op, That's None of my business

Oya no vex

hammedroyabat:
cute babies.... bt are they really hers ?

Question!

Following our report that Nadia Buari gave birth to a set
of twins few days ago which was confirmed by her
daddy.
Below is the first photo of the star actress’ twins which
surfaced online some minutes ago.
According to our source, this photo was taken under
strict restrictions because her family members didn’t
allow any photo of the twins to be taken.

Read the press statement below…
In a motion Exparte filed before an Ikeja High Court
on Friday March 6 th 2015, the court granted an
accelerated hearing for motion on notice in the
case of defamatory and libelous documentary aired
on DAAR Communications, AIT. The granted
accelerated hearing comes up on Monday March
16, 2015.
The exparte motion brought before Ikeja High Court
– sought an order of interim injunction restraining
the respondent, AIT whether by itself, agents,
privies and or other persons from producing or
continuing to broadcast, airing, or continuing to
reproduce any defamatory documentary against the
applicant which AIT started to broadcast on
Sunday 1st of march , 2015 and has been repeating
on a daily basis since then,
Pending the airing and determination of the motion on
notice for interlocutory injunction dated 5th March ,2015
filed in this suit.
The motion further noted as a fact that damages would
not adequately compensate applicant/claimant if this
ex-parte order is not granted. It prayed that the res of
this suit may be extinguished if the ex-parte order is not
granted. That there is real, imminent and urgent threat
and danger of continuing to decimate the person and
integrity of the applicant by the respondent by
continuing to air the offensive broadcast if the ex-parte
motion is not granted. That unless this application is
granted, the defendant will not relent or suspend the
broadcast of the said libelous documentary and that it
is in the interest of justice to grant this application.
The legal effect of the filing and notification of the
pendency of a law suit under the legal doctrine of lis
pendens is that all parties should exercise extreme
caution particularly restraint in continuing with the act
complained of. This is the minimal requirement of any
law abiding citizen.
This duty also extends to other members of the society
who are expected to refrain from aggravating the
damage complained of or in any way contributing to the
quantum of damage. It takes on a more compelling
dimension in this instance where the claimant has
applied for injunctive restraining orders against the
material complained against.
The contrary can hardly be argued against the fact that
affront to the judicial institution attracts criminal
implications.
The Tinubu legal team is led by Chief Wole Olanipekun,
SAN. Dr. Tunji Abayomi is also part of the legal team.
Sunday Dare
Media Adviser To Fmr. Governor Bola Tinubu

valmunich:

Now it's a trend

lyk seriously its d most trending cream in d market nw

Apparently, in February 1988, the Nigerian military
government banned all bleaching creams and soaps.
Lucky for some Nigerians, democracy arose to save their
bleaching rights. Lol.
Credit: SeeMeSeeNigeria/New Straits Times – Jun 27,
1988.

Singer, Seyi Shay was among the entertainers who
performed at the “GEJ Meet The Youth Forum” event in
Lagos and the pretty diva ‘broke’ the internet with the
dress she wore to meet the president at the event.
The photo of the singer wearing an incredibly short
dress, while sitting beside the president , went viral and
so many fans and foes have expressed their feelings
concerning Seyi’s outfit.
In a recent interview with Saturday Beats, Sheyi Shay
said she wasn’t trying to seduce the president .
In her words:
“I am a very respectable young lady and I was not in
any way trying to seduce the President with the outfit I
wore. I had two outfits for the event, one was for my
performance and the other was worn after I performed.
The dress I was pictured in with the President was what
I wore during my performance.
“I came on stage and greeted everyone according to
their culture and I did the same for Mr. President. He
was impressed and he asked where and how I knew
how to greet in his native dialect and I said I learnt it.
That was what brought about the giggling and smiles in
the picture. I’m a performer and what I do on stage
doesn’t reflect my everyday life. I had two outfits on
that day and it was a youth event. Who wouldn’t feel
overwhelmed meeting the President ? Well, I did and I
felt honoured because it is not every day you get to
meet the president of your country.”

Khalessi:
See him head like beans.

Lolz

He shared the photo on instagram, says it’s from his
prom many years ago…

Blackett:
Dipshit, how people live their lives is non of your fvcking business. . . Do you know the circumstances people find themselves in, that you have to give them a _stupid list of what YOU think they should do at a certain age?

Bros shoooww na quarrel? Abeg o ah jst said d obvious facts!

sinizia:
The way you guys write lists on what to do or not do, someone one will think relationship is a JAMB exam.

Lolz

mirexxx:
let them keep lamenting

we wuld say it 4 u gurls 2 learn

It’s been so long Tonto Dikeh posted a photo of this
nature online, is she back?
Nollywood actress, Tonto Dikeh shared a photo of
herself, blonde rocking cleavage revealing dress on her
instagram page.
“Life is too short to be miserable” , the actress captioned
this image.

Our 20s are messy. We’re trying to carve a meaningful
path, feel significant in our daily lives and navigate the
ever-changing social landscape. Stability feels like a
luxury when we’re rapidly growing up and altering our
courses.
And yet, we’re constantly reminded that these are our
20s! The time of our lives! We should be enjoying this
random chain of events, strapping ourselves in and
riding the roller coaster.
But what would make the trip easier? Breaking these
habits that preclude us from becoming the people we
want to be. Here’s the ultimate list of things every 20-
something woman needs to stop doing…
1. Complaining that there are no available, good men.
2. Lamenting about how much you ate and listing all
the food items (…and then eating a pizza for dinner).
3. Talking smack about people you like and hang out
with.
4. Drunk texting. Seriously, that never ends well.
5. Neglecting your personal health and wellness. It’s
important to take care of yourself.
6. Tanning. No excuses.
7. Having unprotected sex.
8. Hating your body and worrying about your weight.
9. Taking nude photos of yourself and thinking they’re
safe with your boyfriend.
10. Pretending to be friends with people you no longer
care about. You’re not doing anyone a favor.
11. Covering yourself in makeup.
12. Skipping the gym and then whining about not going.
13. Validating yourself by putting others down.
14. Drinking cheap liquor. Do your hangover a favor and
upgrade.
15. Beating yourself up – we’re all young and learning.
16. Taking gratuitous selfies. Hate to break it to you,
but no one cares.
17. Bitching that all men are the same. They aren’t, you
know this, and it’s a waste of energy.
18. Stalking your ex on social media. Doesn’t matter
what you find, it’s not going to comfort you.
19. Being afraid to take a chance on your career.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
20. Buying clothes at Forever21 because they are
affordable…and then never wearing them.
21. Being mean to your parents. Give them a break,
they’ve given you thousands.
22. Texting someone back after they’ve called you. It’s
rude.
23. Getting upset over not having a boyfriend . He won’t
want you if you’re frowning all the time.
24. Overspending money you don’t have. Live within
your means and you’ll never feel stressed about
finances.
25. Feeling intimidated by people you don’t know.
Chances are they’re actually nice and friendly.
26. Drunk eating…(yeah, right).
27. Comparing yourself to others. You’ll never win.
28. Losing your cellphone — drunkenly or otherwise.
29. Purchasing jeans a size smaller in hopes of finally
losing enough weight to fit into them.
30. Immediately responding with “Ew.”
31. Backing out of plans.
32. Trying too hard to get married.
33. Playing with your hair.
34. Shying away from opportunity because you’re too
lazy to push yourself.
35. Thinking the guy has to initiate the plans.
36. Taking yourself too seriously. You’re reading Elite
Daily for Pete’s sake!
37. Thinking you’re better than the nerdy guy at the bar
trying to buy you a drink. By age 29, you’ll be begging
these guys to take you out.
38. Planning to get “catch-up” drinks with your ex.
There’s no such thing as platonic when he’s been inside
you.
39. Drinking too much and crying at the bar. Ain’t
nobody got time for that.
40. Buying too high heels and ruining your night
wearing them.
41. Being too quick to judge someone outside of your
social circle.
42. Wearing sweatpants outside of the house. If you
look good, you’ll feel good.
43. Complicating your love life.
44. Becoming complacent with your routine.
45. Posting your relationship status, your baby’s
pictures or about losing your first tooth on Facebook.
46. Texting while driving or while at the table.
47. Starving yourself.
48. Writing ignorant sh*t or stupid, hurtful comments
online.
49. Committing a wrong-doing and not owning up to it.
50. Settling for less than your best.

lyk seriously?

kestolove95:
My babe. Needs to take. Postinor2 2nyt

lyk seriously?

As I was going through my “ashana’s” bag some days
ago and I saw three packets of POSTINOR 2 in it , I was
very curious to actually know if this drug had very
severe side effects to a lady so i consulted my real
girlfriend “google. com” some hours later.
Postinor 2 is a medication to prevent pregnancy if you
shine the sperm into the ovary, whether intentional or
not.
It can prevent pregnancy 95% in the first 24 hours after
intercourse, it is used as a form of emergency
contraception (more commonly known as a morning
after pill).
Postinor-2 is formulated to function in a manner similar
to the female hormone progesterone allowing
for prevention of pregnancy if taken within a reasonable
period of time.
Generally, it is recommended that Postinor-2 be taken
no later than
three days after having unprotected s*x.
EFFECTS OF POSTINOR 2
1) When taken in the middle of the menstrual cycle, the
preparation may inhibit ovulation.
2) The pill can cause changes in the menstrual cycle in
the lady. Your next period could start earlier or later
than expected and flow can be lighter or
heavier than normal.
3) It can cause nauseating feeling which occurs in
approximately 25% of users vomiting
4) It can also bring about bleeding disturbances in some
cases, 2-3 days following tablet ingestion
5) Sometimes it can cause breast tenderness, headache,
dizziness, fatigue.
6) In the majority of cases the next period starts as
expected or somewhat earlier, if the period is more than
7 days late it is recommended to perform a pregnancy
test.
7) In case of prolonged or heavy bleeding,
gynaecological examinations is advised.
If the user has a reported case of asthma, heart
failure, hypertension, migraine, epilepsy, renal
impairment, diabetes mellitus, hyperlipidaemia,
depression, and / or stroke, the preparation may be used
exclusively in the above mentioned emergency cases. it
is not appropriate for regular use.
The manufacturer of the emergency contraceptive offers
the efficiency of the pill when it is taken as directed.
Logically, the longer the interval
between unprotected s*x and taking the pill, the
decrease in how effective it will be. It is estimated that
Postinor-2 will prevent 85% of expected pregnancies.
95% of expected pregnancies will be prevented if taken
within the first 24 hours.
So I employ every guy to always walk around with
postinor2 because you never know when you will have a
match because you don’t want to receive that “We need
to Talk” text after 7 weeks.

Standard Chartered Bank Recruiting Presently To Fill
Vacant Spot
Standard Chartered Bank Nigeria – We attract talented
individuals. Not only can they give you the benefit of
their experience, they also reveal a closer, more personal
look at the wide range of global opportunities we offer.
At the core of the Group’s people strategy is our focus
on employee engagement. Engagement is a key driver of
productivity and performance, which creates the
foundation of our performance culture. We encourage
and focus on the behaviours that bring out the very best
from every employee, assessing their performance not
just on results but on how those results were achieved.
To further embed these behaviours we have a
remuneration programme in place, carefully designed to
incentivise our employees to live our values every day.
Standard Chartered is recruiting to fill the below
position:
Job Title : Compliance Manager, Lagos Cluster 2
Job ID : 467041
Location : Victoria Island, Lagos
Job Function : Legal & Compliance
Full/Part Time : Full time
Job Purpose
Drive, coordinate and monitor initiatives and actions to
ensure the Bank operates in accordance with the
relevant laws and regulations and policies and standards
including those relevant to the prevention of money
laundering.
Key Responsibilities
Regulatory Advice
Provide timely regulatory advice and recommendations
on key issues (including on Prudential Regulations, in
partnership with Businesses and Functions) and
proactively monitor regulatory developments.
Provide guidance on proper application and
interpretation of banking laws, regulations and policies
applicable to the Businesses.
Ensure AML regulations, policies and requirements are
clearly communicated to management and staff
members
Set control standards and provides advice on the
development of appropriate controls for the mitigation
of regulatory risks.
Assist in overseeing relevant administration and
licensing as required by the local regulatory
requirements.
Regulatory Compliance Training
Deliver or procure delivery of a program of activities that
educates and encourages managers and staff to operate
in compliance with relevant laws, regulations and
policies. Such training would include key Group
compliance and regulatory issues, for example
Outsourcing, Senior Management Responsibilities and
Code of Conduct.
Manage, coordinate and deliver appropriate training
programme to ensure staff members are sufficiently
trained to apply and administer AML related controls in
their day to day business activities.
Assist in the development of an effective country-wide
compliance culture by promoting the benefits of ethical
business conduct and benefits of compliance.
Compliance Monitoring & Reporting
Establishes and coordinates the risk-based Compliance
Monitoring Plan to include relevant ORA, business
specific compliance reviews, other functional compliance
reviews, routine checks and approval.
Coordinates and performs Regulatory Compliance
Reviews in businesses, branches and functions.
Ensure all Control Room procedural requirements are
met, including PDRs and disclosure requirements.
Reporting to Country, Group and management on the
country overall AML status. This includes reporting of
AML metrics, trends and risks (both existing and
emerging) for management actions and decisions.
CDD Advisory Services
Support the business CDD process through review and
advisory services
Develop and maintain country addenda and ensuring
compliance with Nigerian legislations
Update and develop policies and procedures
Provide deferrals, dispensations and approval where
required by the Businesses and Functions
Use general knowledge of business products undertaken
in the jurisdiction to work with business compliance
specialists to respond to regulatory questions and to
keep the local regulator updated on developments in the
business
Work with the Country Head of Compliance and Senior
Management in ensuring that the Bank operates in
accordance with the relevant local requirements and
Group regulatory compliance standards in relation to
KYC/CDD
Assist country management to ensure internal resources,
systems, procedures and controls are in place,
documented and operating effectively in order to
mitigate money laundering risk. Coordinate
implementation of country level programmes and
initiatives to enhance AML awareness and effort
Provide support to business in complying with the new
and changing regulations, as well as Group policies and
standards
Proactively drive the development and maintenance of
good relationship with internal and external stakeholders
at appropriate levels.
Ensure close working relationship with the business,
operational risk and FCR resources and ensure that
there is a clear delineation of duties and responsibilities
among various parties.
Application Closing Date
Not Stated.

Interested person should click dis link to apply
https://cgportal.global.standardchartered.com/psc/hrms/EMPLOYEE/HRMS/c/HRS_HRAM.HRS_CE.GBL?Page=HRS_CE_JOB_DTL&JobOpeningId=467041&HRS_SOURCE_ID=3345&HRS_SUBSOURCE_ID=1372&HRS_SUBSOURCE_DESC=0

Can you really believe this?
This image was posted by ace comedian Gbenga
Adeyinka on his IG.
I wonder how he managed to lay his hands on this, I
have a strong feeling this is a photoshopped picture tho.
Its too funny to be true…

Story 4 d gods

PRESS RELEASE: NATIONAL CIRCULAR
FROM: National Association of Boyfriends (NABs)
TO: National Association of Girlfriends (NAGs)
Cc: Federal Ministry of Women Affairs
Bcc: Senate Committee on Conflict Resolution
NOTICE OF SUSPENSION OF STRIKE
------------------------
This is to bring to the notice of the public our concerns
and conclusions on this Valentine period. We are hereby
suspending strike till further notice but the following
should be noted.
How can a girl send you boxers & expect a BB? A tie &
expect Brazilian hair? Singlet & expect iPad 2? Cufflinks &
expect BB Porsche of 450k? Or nothing at all & expect an
expensive dinner at Chicken Republic? Yet we preach
gender equality!
Well, the National Association of Boyfriends (NABs) has
concluded that this valentine should be celebrated in line
with the trade by barter principle. Therefore we have
agreed to suspend our strike after signing a memorandum
of understanding that is made up of the following with
them.
1. Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra.
2. If she gives you roll-on, buy her "Miss Paris".
3. If she gives you cufflinks, give her rubber band to tie
her natural hair.
4. If she shows up at your door empty handed, tune NTA
or AIT for her to watch. Don't let her watch your
subscribed cable (no free thing).
5. If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an
expensive night vigil. MFM or CAC to be precise.
6. If She gives you a flower, you give her igneous rock
from Olumo rock (all na nature).
Kindly note that the above are currently our exchange
rates for the Valentine. In line the the memorandum of
understanding signed, we hereby suspend our strike.

@Op I wasn't able 2 access it o wats wrong na? d third pic didn't show lyk dat on my phone

@Irguru wah exactly r u doin? lolz

PART 2[b]PART 2[/b]PART 2

1
Become a great person to talk to. Women
love someone that they can really talk to in
a significant way. Someone they can talk to
and have it feel natural and not awkward.
Be that person and her heart is yours.
2
Be a fun date. You want to be someone
that's fun to date. Don't just sit around,
complain the whole time, or make her make
all the decisions. Be active in the things
you do together and help her to have a
great time.
3
Master making out . Good kissing skills,
while not the most important, are certainly
important enough that you'll want to
consider working on your skills. Remember,
practice makes perfect!
4
Learn how to turn her on . Be good at
knowing how to stoke her fires. This shows
her how much you care about her own
pleasure, not just your own! Pay attention
to what makes her feel good and spend
more time focusing on her.
5
Cultivate your sense of humor . Everyone
loves to laugh, so show her that you can
bring laughter and joy to her life by
learning how to make her laugh better and
more often. Avoid the cheap shots at others
expense in favor of clever comments, as this
type of humor tends to appeal to women
more.

1
Don't try to attract every woman, try to
attract her. Stop dressing and acting like
you're hot stuff. You know the guy: the one
that looks like he just stepped out from
doing his test shots with a cheesy modeling
agency, the one who gives The Look to
every hot girl that walks by. Don't be that
guy. Yes, women are initially attracted to
this. But eventually they think that you're
more interested in attracting women in
general, instead of attracting them .
Don't dress overly flashy and try to
focus on wearing things that you know
she likes, rather than trying to think
about looking how you think women
like.
You should similarly save the flirting
and close conversations for her and not
use them with other women.
2
Take care of your body. Taking care of
yourself shows her that you can also take
care of her, if she ever wants to be taken
care of. Practice good hygiene and exercise.
You don't need to worry about losing
weight, but you should feel healthy and in
shape. Similarly, eat a healthy diet!
3
Dress like you mean business. Dressing
poorly by wearing clothes that don't fit or
have stains or holes show a woman that
you don't respect yourself (which doesn't
work in your favor!). Dressing in clothes
that are out of date (too old fashioned),
usually shows that you are mentally stuck
in that time and cannot move forward. In
order to show a woman that her heart is
safe with you, dress in modern clothes that
look good on your body, fit, and are clean.
4
Smell great. Women love someone who
smells great. Shower regularly, use
deodorant, brush your teeth, and you might
even want to consider using a cologne or
body spray. Citrus scents usually make for
a clean scent that isn't overpowering, so
they are a good place to start if you're not
sure.
5
Be confident. Confidence is sexy to
everyone! Show her how confident you are
by taking initiative, never talking poorly of
yourself, and speaking up for yourself (with
other people too, not just around her).
6. Be yourself. Remember: you are at your
best when you are yourself. If a woman
truly loves you, she will love you for who
you are. When we act like someone we are
not, sooner or later we're not able to keep
it up. Even if she would have loved you for
who you really are, if she finds out you were
faking she will feel lied to and may not love
you anymore.
Being yourself also helps you maintain
your own happiness!

7. Respect her and everyone else. You
probably know that you should respect her
in order to win her heart (if you didn't, now
you know!), but remember that it's also
important to respect other people too.
She'll always worry, if she sees you treating
others poorly, if you'll treat her just as bad
if she does something that makes you
unhappy or does something else "wrong".
Respect her and others by allowing
them to speak and be heard,
acknowledging their opinions, never
belittling them or treating them as
anything other than your equal, never
lie to them, and never saying cruel
things about or to them. Basically, be
nice and polite!

8. Be passionate. You should be passionate in
your relationship but you should also be
passionate in your life. Being around
someone passionate helps us to be more
passionate and engaged in our own life, so
we are naturally drawn to people like this
and want them in our life more. Be
passionate in your life by exploring and
celebrating the things that make you happy
and unique, without worrying about what
others think.

9. Bring the fun! Similarly to how we look for
passionate people in our lives, we also like
being with someone who makes our life
more fun. If you can bring the fun into her
life by finding great things to do and new
avenues to explore, then she'll be
completely in love.

10. Prioritize like a pro. Women have it a bit
harder in life than guys. Most social
systems put women at a disadvantage
(they make less money than men, for
example), and so they need a life partner
that can help them in life, not make things
even harder. If you want to win her heart,
show her you're not going to be a burden.
Have a strong work ethic, help her out
when you can, and show her that you value
her over other women.
One good way to show her that she is
your number one priority is to not be
bashful about letting people know that
she's with you and that you love her!
Another way to show her that she is
your priority is to make sure that you
actually spend time with her! Don't
make her feel guilty about taking up
your time and show her how much fun
you're having while you're with her.
Be financially stable and maintain a
job. It doesn't have to be a good one.
Women will overlook a bad paycheck if
they know they can rely on you and
don't have to worry about what you do
with that paycheck.
11. Give unexpected, targeted gifts. Yes, gifts
are a good way to win a woman's heart,
but not just any gift will do. Gifts should
show that you care and that you specifically
care for her. You don't want to give a gift
that could be just as nice for your ex-
girlfriend or your sister. Give a gift that is
significant to her.
Try giving her something in her favorite
color, something she said she wanted or
needed, or (best of all) something that
reminds you of significant moments
that you've had together or inside jokes
that you share.

12. Ask her for advice and take it. Women, like
anyone, want to feel useful. They want to
feel like they serve a purpose, especially to
people that they care about. Let her be and
feel useful by asking her for advice about
problems that you have in your life.
Importantly, you should take her advice and
let her see that you've taken her advice.

13. Really know her. Know her for who she
really is, not just who you want her to be or
the face that she puts on for everyday life.
Talk to her about things that matter and
find ways to show her that you get her. For
example, buy tickets to a play that you
don't care about but that you know she
really wants to see.

easier said Dan done

she fit don marry 4 underworld na............... indi nmiri mah guy run o make she no kill u o

u dy dere dy form James Bond no go marry

some guys lyk flirting dahz y dy dnt stick 2 a lady

We sing about it, write about it and watch
movies about it, but when you think about it,
falling in love is crazy and maybe even weird.
It makes us feel and do things we usually
wouldn’t under any other circumstances.
First of all, it physically affects our hormones
and brain. In fact, scientists have shown that
love affects the brain in a way similar to
cocaine addiction. Not only that, it also
affects us psychologically and behaviorally.
Here are 10 crazy, weird symptoms you may
experience when falling in love:
1. Your hormones go wild.
When you fall in love, your cheeks flush, your
heart beats faster, your palms are sweaty and
your head starts spinning. This is all thanks
to a rush of chemicals and hormones that
flood your brain and body when you fall in
love.
This leaves you with feelings of euphoria
similar to an endorphin-induced “runner’s
high.”
There’s nothing you can do about this; love
physically makes you crazy.
2. You wake up and go to sleep thinking of
someone other than yourself.
From the moment you wake up in the morning
to the moment you go to sleep at night, the
person you love occupies at least some part of
your mind. How does your brain even know to
think of that person first thing in the morning?
Doesn’t it have other more important things
to worry about?
The truth is this phenomenon is usually
subconscious and automatic, almost like your
mind is programmed to do so. Even
throughout the day, that person stays
staunchly in the back of your mind.
As crazy as it may be, it is nice to think of
someone beside you every once in a while.
3. You smile when you’re alone.
We’ve all seen them: the smile texters. Smile
texting is the perfect example of what happens
when you’re falling in love. You experience
weird, giddy feelings of happiness, even when
you’re not physically with that special person.
You might smile when he or she texts you,
when you hear a certain song, see a picture on
Facebook or when you just think of that
person.
In general, little things like that will make you
smile more than usual because you are just so
blissfully in love (and because of all those
happy hormones flowing through your
bloodstream).
People may look at you funny and wonder why
you’re so happy, but you don’t even mind.
4. You become a little obsessive.
I wonder what she’s doing right now. I
wonder if she’s watching the game. She
loves football, which is cool for a girl. But
I forget what her favorite team is … I need
to ask again. Or maybe I should ask now.
I’ll mention it if she texts me later.
Oh look, a bag of chips. She loves chips.
But only the BBQ kind.
People in love, love to think about each other.
They somehow manage to relate even the
smallest things to the person they love. If
your life is the universe, then chances are,
your love is the sun, and everything revolves
around that.
5. You do embarrassing things.
Ever heard those sappy stories of boys in the
olden days throwing rocks at a girl’s window,
and playing her songs on their guitar? That
was then, but today, there are videos all over
YouTube of men proposing to their fiancés
with elaborate flash mobs that take place in
front of hundreds of people.
Love will make you do embarrassing things
because when you’re falling in love with
someone, you will do almost anything to make
him or her happy, no matter what other people
may think.
6. You do things outside of your comfort
zone.
Along the same lines, falling in love will make
you do things you never even considered doing
before. Boys, that may mean taking a yoga
class or going to get a pedicure with your
girlfriend (they feel really good, it’s okay to
admit it).
Girls, that may mean watching “SportsCenter”
for two hours or playing a couple games of
FIFA. Of course, doing these things can open
your mind to new activities you might enjoy.
Doing them with the one you love is a great
bonding experience, too.
7. You suddenly care more about your
appearance.
Before, you may have rolled out of bed and
thrown on some athletic shorts and a t-shirt,
but you now have a reason to try to look
good.
You might comb your hair more often, double
check to make sure you didn’t forget
deodorant, shave more meticulously and go to
the gym, instead of falling asleep on your
couch after work.
8. You sing.
When you’re falling in love, you feel so happy
and carefree, you can’t always keep it inside.
Whether you sound like William Hung or
Ariana Grande, sometimes, you just have to
sing at the top of your lungs to let it all out.
9. You go out of your way.
You may find yourself driving out of the way
to pick up your love’s favorite dinner, or
calling in sick to work just to hang out with
him or her.
The crazy part is that even though these
things may inconvenience you, you’re happy
and excited to do them. You actually take joy
in making that extra effort to please your SO
and show him or her how much you care.
10. You go blind.
As the old adage goes, love is blind. When
you’re falling in love, everything your love
does and says is interesting and amazing.
Every word uttered from his or her mouth, and
every move he or she makes, is magical.
Love blinds you to faults and screwups, and
even when you do notice them, you’re quick to
forgive because your love can do no wrong. As
it turns out, Ke$ha might be right about this
one: Love is a drug.
It makes us crazy, but it also makes us
happy. Love is exciting; it’s addicting, it’s
confusing and it’s weird.
So, cheers to love: both our worst nightmare
and our best friend.

nice 1 coming from a lady ah luv dis

Hehehe ah smell lies! buh wait a minute does dis kind of guys still exist?