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jimohibrahim:
That show they ladies are smarter than you thought...

Lolz

Yesterday, Rivers state governor, Nyesom Wike, took
some Rivers state leaders and some journalists round
the Rivers state government house alleging that the
immediate past governor of the state, Rotimi Amaechi
vandalized the government house. Amaechi has now
released a statement denying he vandalized the Govt
house. See the statement signed by his spokesperson,
David Iyofor after the cut…
“I am aware that this (Monday) morning, Wike in
company of his coterie of court jesters took some
video cameramen and photographers on a tour of
the Governor’s residence inside Government House.
He took them to the Governor’s bedroom where he
made further claims that the place has been
looted. The question to ask is, did Wike know what
was in my former bedroom before now, to conclude
that the bedroom was looted? Did he speak with or
review with the Permanent Secretary of Government
House, who is the chief accounting officer before
jumping into such hasty and misguided
conclusion?” Apparently, he had already reached a
conclusion before arriving Government House, and
all he has been saying and doing is to work
towards that conclusion of looting and
vandalisation. It’s instructive to note that on
Friday, May 29, Wike had barred some key officials
of Government House, including civil servants from
accessing the place. 48 hours later, he started
shouting ‘vandalisation and looting’. This doesn’t
smell right. I left the place intact. If there’s any
vandalisation or looting in Government House after
I left, Rivers people should ask Wike what
happened. This is clearly a grand conspiracy to
siphon state funds in the guise of renovating a
vandalized and looted Government House and
falsely smear my image.
On the latter, Wike is sparing no expense,
employing all sorts of insidious tactics to accuse
me and rub me with the tar of corruption. I am
aware that a plot is on by Wike to
harass,intimidate, threaten, blackmail and do
whatever it takes to get officials, including civil
servants, who served in my administration to make
false and phony claims of corruption against me,
personally, and my dear wife, Judith; in spite of the
fact that my wife was never an official of
Government or public officeholder. These false,
bogus and illusive claims can never be
substantiated but Wike doesn’t care. All he wants
is to taint my good name with screaming headlines
of corruption and corrupt practices in the media.
But, he will certainly fail.” Amaechi urged the media
to beware of this plot, scrutinize thoroughly and
disregard any of Wike’s wild and false claims of
corrupt practices against him and his wife. He
further advised the media to be weary and discard
the stage-managed video by Wike purportedly
showing the looting and vandalisation of
Government House, Port Harcourt. The video is a
fraud. Stage-managed to deceive and hoodwink the
public”, the statement concluded.

2dice:
.........she needs a MAN ....... U satisfied?

Wah kind of man

Shymm3x:
Stop worrying about what ladies want and focus on what they need, which is good dyck!
You can NEVER please any chic...even if you were to sell ya soul and limbs to please her, there's always going to be a next thing she wants. Just focus on yourself and stop worrying about these daughters of Eve.
Chase that paper and status, pick 'em, and give 'em that ol'good Django.

True talk

Emodeee:
She wants all the beautiful things of life.

Even wen u gv it 2 her she will still complain

Teempakguy:
[color=navy]Er, well, you cannot satisfy anybody. Even a man. So stop being sexist [/color]

sexist kwanu

Humblebloke:
All they need is just that super magic wand....

wich 1 is super magic wand?

pretydiva:
We want all of d above

And hw is dah possible?

sweetorgasm:
@OP this is why its gud to have a side chick bcaus when d main say no sex, d side chick say yes sex.

Mah Guy u know d levels

MsBliss:
We want nothing

Sure u want nothing?

Akabuking:
woww...true.when her attitud changes, i`ll advice you to retreat a little.

Retreat n watch her carefully ba?

jimohibrahim:
[size=16pt]Ask google[/size]

Even Google no fit c d answer

ggrin:
title pls Love his rapping style, I dig to his tunes

Lolz Wiser no too make sense as d title

LADIES! LADIES!! LADIES!!!
What do they really want:
If you give her sex, she will say
you are after her
body; if you don't give her sex
she will say you are
not man enough.
If you give her money she will call
you a mugu; if
you don't give her money she
will say that you are
stingy and greedy.
If you are very caring she will
take you for granted;
if you are not caring she will say
that you don't love
her.
If you always call her she will say
that you are
disturbing her; if you don't call
her she will say that
you are cheating on her.
If you dress very well she will call
you a player; if
you don't dress
well she will call you a dirty guy.
If you are quiet she will say that
you are too boring.
If you are not, she will say that
you are too
lousy.
Help her in the kitchen she will
say that this man is
a woman wrapper; if u don't
help her in the kitchen
she will say that this man is
using her as a slave.
A guy told me that when he
dated his first girlfriend,
she quit the relationship because
he was demanding
for sex. when he dated the
second girlfriend, she
quit the
relationship because he was not
demanding for sex.
SO LADIES WHAT DO YOU
ACTUALLY WANT?
IF YOU ARE A LADY, I WANT YOU
TO TELL ME
WHAT YOU REALLY WANT IN A
MAN?

temmym4:
There is nothing as sweet as having a faithful partner. you can be sure of a proper rest of mind for a very long time.

Sure dy still exist?

michaelmo11:
Shout-out to my friend bode, he is about getting dumped.

Lolz

Jayjay0:
7 signs to dump her before she dump you

Ah guess dah should av been d topic ba?

LEvuls:
Hahahaha piss just like Conji can also be a bastard

Ah dy tells u

varean:
thanks for notifying the public about this post

Yea dude

SleekyPosh:
Nice points OP. Buh some girlz wil go 2 the point of receiving the New guy's call right in ur presence. In dat case U need not be told wht 2 do

Lolz na die b dat

2dice:
.....

Space bookers

eph12:
Ayam finished

Bros wetin happen?

nsiazu:
Why always she?

because dere is no way u can write 'She' without writing 'He'!

Chukwu94:
Trying to ease himself off his constant nemesis called lionel messi

Messi go dy 1 syd dy laf wen he sees dis

Tallesty1:
World News ko. Kuvuki Land News ni.

Lolz kuvuki! u never 4get dah film?

bunmioguns:
People get time sha

Lolz Naso nw

More

Footballer Cristiano Ronaldo was spotted leaving Saint
Tropez’s exclusive club Le Quai in the early hours of
Monday.
After leaving he was caught urinating in front of an ice
cream store in the upmarket old harbour area of Saint
Tropez as his friends stood guard nearby.
Despite trying to hide behind a car, port security guard
agents were quick to spot the star, and immediately
asked him to move on from the area. He wasn’t
arrested, he only got a warning. More photos after the
cut.

IamLEGEND1:
approaching ur thread of coz.

Lolz

atarapa:
So what next?

No bleep ur babe again

I know the guys are a little interested in this one
because they always complain of how confusing women
can be sometimes.
Now, ours is always with a little twist due to being
naturally compassionate beings. We are not as wily as
the guys who try to frustrate the girl to leave. We will
probably even ask for the breakup earlier than you know
it. That’s because most women act according to how
they feel in their hearts and not in their head. The guys
do the total opposite.
Let’s play a little game, as you read, tick the ones you
are familiar with.
1. She avoids you: This is usually one of the very first
signs that she is not as available as she used to be
anymore. When you ask to hang out with her, its one
excuse or the other. Maybe she is just looking for a way
to boot you out.
2. She ignores your calls and messages : First, she does
not want to see you very often and now it is a chore to
pick up your calls. Remember when you started dating
and she practically picks up your call before it even
rings. This time, it’s the other way round. It could ring
for a long time and when you ask her she would
probably say, “I did not see your missed call” or “I was
busy” etc. Guys, when this happens often, it’s a sign.
3. She starts talking to new guys : Not all guys will
notice this, but if you are vigilant, you will notice she
will start giving some guys more attention than before.
The truth is, she can even tell you herself. While telling
you, she will make it look like they are just friends.
Don’t get me wrong, in some cases, they probably are
but sometimes, she might not want to sugar-coat it.
When she starts hanging out with this particular male
friend a lot, watch it!
4. She starts asking certain questions: In her mind, she
wants out and expects you to read in-between lines.
She starts to ask you questions like “Baby, what if we
don’t end up together”, “if we don’t end up together, I
will date an older guy, I think they can be more
understanding” etc. This way, she is probably not
thinking of you in her future . So, kindly pack your bags
and leave her life.
5. She starts to collect gifts from the toasters: Now,
she is ignoring your calls, messages and talking to new
guys, you start to see her with new gifts. On a normal
day, you know she will not have collected gifts from
another guy in a million years. She is saying they are
just friendly gifts. Something might be cooking up there.
6. She gets upset at everything you do: She starts a
quarrel over the smallest things. That is because she is
done with you.
7. She could care less about what you do: You can
complain about her, tell her how much you love her
from morning till night. It won’t change anything
because she really can’t be bothered.
Remember, I said you should tick the points you are
familiar with in your relationship. If you tick five out of
the seven, Congratulations, you are about to get
dumped

jimohibrahim:
Not applicable nowadays... Gurls are smarter than that now...

Says who?