It’s a lot easier for women to please men in bed than it
is for men to please women. Why? Well, men are
straightforward and women are
complicated, and that’s the understatement of the
millennium.
And its not just about the female sexual system so
complex some of its owners don’t get it (it would be
easier to time travel than orgasm simultaneously a lot
of the time).
Women are slaves to hormone-driven libidos more
unpredictable than lottery numbers. Highly susceptible
to the trio of self-blame, self-doubt and self-
consciousness.
Add a touch of body dysmorphia to the mix and you’ll
get a vague idea of what it’s like to be a female in bed.
In a bid to help make life a little easier for both sexes,
here’s what all men need to know about the woman in
their lives.
1. ABOUT HER BODY
The clitoris is the only organ on the human body
designed specifically and purely for pleasure. You can
see some of the clitoris: the hood, the shaft that hides
under it and the glans (head), which is the little pea-
sized tip most people think is the clitoris. But hidden
from view are other bits: it has wings! These wings are
called clitoral legs and they’re made of erectile tissue,
which means they pump full of blood, just like the penis
does, when aroused. The legs are about two to three
and a half inches long and run down the sides, pointing
in the direction of her bottom.
But wait there’s more: there are also clitoral bulbs of
erectile tissue underneath the inner lips of the labia.
This is all extremely good news. It means rather than
one tiny
area, there’s lots of us to be stimulated.
It is more difficult for women to orgasm but the fact is,
a lot of women can orgasm in five minutes or under
given the right technique, lover and/or tool (namely one
that vibrates). The right technique isn’t through
intercourse, which is what most men have grown up
believing. It’s generally gentle, consistent, rhythmic
stimulation with a tongue or fingers. The right tool is a
vibrator, which an (albeit dwindling) number of men find
threatening
What’s the easiest way to orgasm for most women? In
one survey of more than 500 women, 34% said using
theirbfingers or rubbing against something was the
easiest way to climax; 14% said using their vibrator.
That’s nearly half of all female orgasms achieved
without a man even in the country, let alone the room!
The next most reliable method, at 14%, was receiving
MouthAction. Just 6% of women said they could orgasm
from intercourse alone (read that again, just so it sinks
in), though 12% said if there was added clitoral
stimulation (fingers or a vibe) they could manage it (and
that bit).
2. ABOUT HER ORGASM
It is more difficult for women to orgasm but the fact is,
a lot of women can orgasm in five minutes or under
given the right technique, lover and/or tool (namely one
that vibrates). The right technique isn’t through
intercourse, which is what most men have grown up
believing. It’s generally gentle, consistent, rhythmic
stimulation with a tongue or fingers. The right tool is a
vibrator, which an (albeit dwindling) number of men find
threatening
What’s the easiest way to orgasm for most women? In
one survey of more than 500 women, 34% said using
theirbfingers or rubbing against something was the
easiest way to climax; 14% said using their vibrator.
That’s nearly half of all female orgasms achieved
without a man even in the country, let alone the room!
The next most reliable method, at 14%, was receiving
MouthAction. Just 6% of women said they could orgasm
from intercourse alone (read that again, just so it sinks
in), though 12% said if there was added clitoral
stimulation (fingers or a vibe) they could manage it (and
that bit).
3. ABOUT FAKING IT
Yes, one of your lovers (if not most) have faked it and
no, you probably couldn’t or can’t tell. There are some
clues, but they’re not absolutely reliable. A flushed face,
a red rash that appears and disappears quickly on the
chest or neck, vaginal contractions, a rapid
heart rate and a clitoris that’s sensitive to touch directly
afterward are some of the signs.
But here’s the best way tobguarantee your current or
next girlfriend/wife won’t fake it: make it abundantly
clear it won’tbbe an issue if she doesn’t orgasm. Not in
a ‘I know it’s really difficult for women…so let’s not
even try’, type of way, just find out what she likes, try
your best but then shut up for a bit. It takes time.
Nothing worse than being on the brink and you choosing
that moment to pop back up, looking expectant
andbasking, ‘Do you think it’s going to happen soon?’
4. ABOUT HER LIBIDO
Because of hormones, women feel like sex lots at
certain times of the month and less (or not at all) at
others. Men’s sex drives tend to be more consistent
more spontaneous.
You’ll feel aroused, then instigate sex because of it.
Women’s sex drives are more stimulative. This means
we might not feel like sex at all but once we start
having it, desire kicks in. In practical terms, this means
most women are particularly up for it at a particular
time in their monthly cycle. And very
much not up for it at others. It also means it’s worth
both of you giving it the old college try on ‘sort of
interested’ days because she might perk up after some
skilful and tactfully timed pre-intimacy.
The all-time best sex tip though remains the same. If
you really want to know how to be the best lover she’s
everbhad, ask her to tell you what she likes. Tongues
are great for lots of things in bed but their most useful
purpose is for talking!
Communication is key.

With less than 11 days to the commencement of the
National Youth Service Corps, NYSC, 2015 Batch ‘A’
orientation course, this piece was compiled to educate
the prospective Corps Members and any other interested
party on what to expect in and outside the NYSC Camp .
If we recall, the NYSC 2015 Batch ‘A’ orientation course
starts on 5th, of May and ends on 26th, May 2015.
Please as you read, kindly share with your friends too.
1. Prepare Your Mind:
First and foremost, you need to prepare your mind that
you are leaving home for a regimented life in the camp .
Life in the camp is deliberately made stressful so as to
prepare you for any challenge that may confront you
outside the camp .
You will not find it too comfortable, It’s a camp and not
your Father’s house! Just be ready for anything.
2. Itemize All Your Needs Using A Scale Of Preference
(very important ones first):
1. Very Important Ones
a. Statement of Result
b. School ID Card
c. Passport photographs (30 copies, Surplus is better
than inadequacy)
d. Call-Up Letter (DO NOT laminate it please)
e. A Clear Bag file (To house the above items)
NB: Get 10 photocopies each of items A,B, and D
above. The copies may be surplus.
2. Important Ones (For your Convenience)
a. Stapler, pin and office gum (will save you the stress
of ‘borrow-me’)
b. Two or three white T-shirts and shorts (You will be
given two sets but you may not like the quality)
c. Two or three pairs of socks and a white rubber tennis
shoes (for rainy days)
d. Bathroom slippers and Dettol
f. Two plastic buckets (You can buy it in the camp but
it will be more expensive) and a permanent marker
g. Sponge and its case, bath-soap and detergent
h. Bedsheet, towel and wrapper and two pairs of casual
wear
i. Mosquito Net (not compulsory)
j. Handkerchiefs (very important especially for those
that sweat)
k. Waist bag (very very important for housing your
phones, ID Cards, Handkerchief, biros, etc)
l. Novels
m. Small-sized Torchlight/Rechargeable lamp (small one
please)
n. Your ATM card(s)
o. Cooler cup and spoon
p. Phone and charger
q. Beverages
r. Ladies could add any other few conveniences. I
believe you understand me
s. Money! Money! Money! Hold good cash please
depending on how you spend
NYSC-Corpers
3. Go Early:
Please, no matter how close the camp might be to your
street, enable to go early. If you are posted to a far
state, go the day before the camp opens. They will
allow you in. Going late will make you go through
registration stress. Be warned!
4. Screening:
The screening starts at the gate, where your loads are
open and thoroughly search. They don’t want you to
bring in prohibited items like iron, knives, bombs, etc.
5. Registration:
The first registration will certainly be for hostel/
bedspace, where you;ll be given tags to identify with.
Then the paper registrations proper follows. try as much
as possible to make everything available. Look out for
information pasted on walls. Follow instructions strictly.
6. Your Kits:
During the registration, you will get all your kits (shirts,
shorts and shoes). Use the marker to write your Code
Number (CN) on them ‘sharp-sharp” You will also be
given a tag that will show your CN. That will be your ID
Card temporarily. You take it everywhere in camp . You
will be given a meal ticket. Misplace it and forget about
NYSC food.
7. Duration:
You will be in the camp for 20 full days. The 21st day is
the day you will be leaving the camp .
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8. No Room For Casual Wears:
Immediately you have your kits, only your T-shirt and
shorts with the tennis shoe are allowed on you. No
room for casual wears. Parade/marching training starts
immediately. The soldiers will not give you breathing
space at all. You will have the first one that same Day
One. Watch Out! people could be fainting on the Parade
Ground. You won’t faint, calm down… So eat well. It’s
the stress that causes their fainting.
9. Morning Regimented Programme:
A small trumpet wakes you at 4am. Everybody gathers
at the Parade Ground (PG) at 4:30am. You have your
praise, worship and prayer the Christian and Muslim
ways. After the morning admonitions, by 7am, breakfast
follows! After eating, you will be called out again for the
series of programmes lined up for you. Then you have
your lunch. Rest a little and you are out again for
evening parade. Then later your dinner. This will repeat
itself everyday perhaps except on Sunday.
10. Hate The Food And Feed Yourselves At Your Costs:
You may not like the food. You can always go to the
Mammy Market (MM) i.e the Camp Market to fill your
‘tank’ with delicacies at your cost.
11. Stealing:
Stealing is prevalently prevailing at the Camp . This is
‘legalised’. They can steal anything. Be wise.
12. Soldiers:
Please i beckon on you all to respect and obey them.
although they are not permitted to beat you, however,
they can punish you. No walking, its all jogging when
they call you. Don’t prostrate or kneel down greeting a
soldier. Do it the soldier way. They could be friendly
anyway.
13. Allawe:
Your first allowance (#19, 800) will be given to you in
the camp , and it will be in cash. All other ones will be
through the bank. You will also get Bicycle Allowance.
14. Photography:
Photographers are going to be everywhere ready to
snap you, please be prudent in spending.
Corps-members
15. By Now Your Done With Camp And Going To Your
Place Of Primary Assignment:
You will be posted from the camp to where you will
work. The place you work in is called your Place of
Primary Assignment (PPA). Hear this: most Corps
members, I mean about 90% of the Corpers will be
posted to schools (especially primary and secondary
schools). Only VERY FEW will be posted to the
universities, polytechnics and Colleges. Please! Don’t
lobby for your posting. Don’t pay anybody for
assistance. Pray rather than pay. Gone are the days
when Corps Members are posted to Banks and Co.
Receive the shocking or expected postings as you
receive your letters with joy. It’s a clarion call to
service; that’s what they call it.
16. Transportation Out Of Camp :
When you get your Posting Letter, the first place to go
to is your PPA. If you are identified with the Fellowship
in camp , you may first report at the temporary lodge
they will provide. Then you could report at your PPA
later same day or the following day. Please, when you
leave the camp , home- sweet-home will be on your
mind, having been used up in the camp. But please,
don’t go home straight. Please! Very few of your
employers (i.e. PPAs) will send down vehicles to convey
you from the camp to their workplaces. Private and
some Govt higher education institutions do. The
Fellowship too make arrangement for you at your cost.
Commercial transporters will likely be
available at the gate too. Be wise.
17. Accommodation At PPA:
You don’t know anybody in Benue or Kogi! Where will
you sleep on the first day? The Fellowship may give you
a temporary accommodation pending the time you will
have to get yours. You could be lucky if your employer
gives you a room. Many of them don’t give Corpers
accommodation anyway. So be prepared to rent one at
your cost. Your first ‘allowee’ which you received in the
camp is already going down!
18. Clearance:
This is why you don’t have to go home straight. Your
registration (clearance) at the NYSC Office in the Local
Govt you will be posted to is important. Failure to
complete it before going home is the beginning of your
problem. He may begin to have problems with his
subsequent monthly allowances. Do all registrations
first. Then you can take permission to go home. Long
process! You will know why it’s so. Well, I hope these
few tips will go a long way to help you.
In order to ensure a seamless registration process,
printing of call-up letters and so on, prospective corps
members are urged to visit these NYSC sites below:
www. nysc.gov.ng
www. nysc.org.ng
www.portal. nysc .gov.ng
Best of Success!!!

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As the Nigerian citizens await d final result it is pertinent 2 inform all Nairalanders that the collation of Delta State Presidential election result has been completed

Delta state presidential election result: APC- 48,910
PDP- 1,211,405
Let's await and see what happens!

1. Pray for Your Priest(s)
“The most important thing a parishioner can do for his/
her priest is pray for them. We are always praying for
someone, even required to offer a Mass every Sunday
and Holy Day of Obligation on behalf of our
parishioners. It’s just good to know that they pray for
us everyday.”
“A rosary, a holy hour, a small offering or a daily
suffering offered for the priest.”
“Send cards to priests with assurances of prayer for
their intentions.”
“The offering of prayers for the priest and his ministry.
(It’s a great joy to know of prayers since I know that
my life and ministry are only as fruitful as the people
praying for me.)”
2. Cook Them a Meal, Especially on Their Busy Days
"It would be nice if someone made sure that the priest
(s) of the parish had a nice cooked meal on Sundays
and major holidays. We often have no cooks and after a
long morning, it would be nice to come home to
something we didn’t have to make.”
“Find out his favorite meal and make it for him.”
3. Celebrate Their Special Days
“Celebrating the priest’s birthday and ordination day are
good thoughts, too.”
“It's nice to be remembered on the day of my priestly
ordination.”
4. Pray More, Complain Less
“The vast majority of interactions seem to revolve
around a complaint about the priest, the parish, a
parishioner, the music, the temperature in the church, a
burned out lightbulb, a decision, etc. and rarely about
the supernatural realities.”
5. Offer to Help
“Don’t wait to be asked! Priests are ordained to give,
and it’s hard for us to ask for things.”
“Volunteer your time to the parish as a sign of support
and service.”
“Consider increasing your tithe to show your support for
the parish and priest.”
6. Go to Mass and/or Confession
“Nothing will make a priest happier.”
“Pick a day, go to a Mass that he's celebrating, and get
a bunch of people to sit in the front rows. When Father
asks you after Mass why, tell him you were offering
your participation at Mass in thanksgiving for His
priesthood.”
7. Write Them a Note Expressing Your Gratitude
“A note, especially to a priest with whom you’ve lost
touch, letting him know how his priesthood impacted
your life - and that you’re still with the program - means
a lot.”
“My favorite thing to receive from people is a letter. Not
a card with a few words. Those are nice too, but I love
receiving a letter or a card with a substantial message
in it. It is very powerful to hear somebody describe
exactly HOW the thing I said or did was so fruitful for
them. It is a reminder that Jesus is a lot bigger than me
and he can do great things with the little I have to
offer.”
“I really appreciate when people say to me personally or
send notes of gratitude: "Thanks for your priesthood",
"Thanks for being our pastor." ‘Thanks for answering the
call.’”
“Tell them that they have made a difference in your life.”
“Write them a thank you with a tone of appreciation.”
“Simple notes mean a great deal to priests these days.
Things like notes of appreciation after funerals and
weddings a simple compliment after a well prepared
homily.”
“Being specific helps!”
8. Say Thank You
“Thank the priest for every Mass. Even if you don’t
necessarily like the priest, as the Mass is always about
the presence of Jesus.”
“Even something as simple as saying to the priest after
confession "Thank you for your ministry and I will pray
for you" can mean a great deal.”
“Make a video asking random parishioners one thing
they would like to thank Fr. ____ for.”
9. Give Them a Compliment
“Look for opportunities to compliment priests. Even
ones you don’t particularly like.”
“I always cheer up when someone tells me after Mass,
‘That was a beautiful Mass, Father.’”
10. Look Out for Their Wellbeing
“Encourage priest to take time off.”
11. Save the Drama for Yo Mama
“Avoid and discourage gossip about priests and
parishes.”
“Don’t gossip or criticize, instead offer to help and to
build up. I wonder how many vocations were ruined
when young people hear adults tear down the priest,
usually because of some petty parish dispute.”
12. Let Him Know You Have His Back
“When you witness a situation when someone is being
rude to a priest, let him know that you noticed and
express compassion.”
13. Establish a Relationship
“Don’t tell him what you don’t like if that’s the first time
you’ve bothered to talk to him.”
“Say hello before telling him what’s wrong.”
14. Have Realistic Expectations and Be Helpful
“He’s probably not a plumber, so don’t expect him to fix
the leaky pipe. But definitely do ask him if he knows it’s
leaking.”
“Always assume good will. Offering feedback is helpful,
but criticism and complaint given without humility and
sincere love is draining after a while. “
15. Don’t Be a “Priest Collector”
“Don't think that you have to have the priest over every
Sunday. Don't expect to be the priest's friend - he is
your pastor/assistant and he needs to keep things
professional. Don't brag to fellow parishioners how
"Close you guys are" as then that creates animosity or
jealously - and THAT stresses the priest out.”
16. Be Supportive
“Whenever there is something that is stressful, such as
a difficult time during the parish, I know "reinforcement"
is appreciated. I haven't had much of that in my first 5
years (yet) but I recall some tremendously difficult
funerals where people sent a nice note. I recall
discovering a stash of notes here at St. Mary's from 23
years ago when the school closed. The newspapers and
some very vocal but few people were out for the pastor,
using attacks of "racist" and "uncaring." The pastor,
then, saved all the dozens of notes from people offering
to him their understanding at the difficult decision he
made.”
17. Give Him Space
“Sometimes it's good to be just left alone, too. Stay
away from what is called "unkind kindness" which is
assuming Father is (Lonely, depressed, stressed,
anxious, etc) when sometimes he needs to just blow off
some steam.”
18. Invite Him Over
“It's nice when people think to invite me to family
gatherings: special birthdays or anniversary
celebrations, holiday dinners (even though I usually
decline because I'm with my own family -- it's nice to
be invited).”
19. Strive for Holiness
“Ultimately, being the saint God desires them to be!
There’s nothing more exciting for a priest than
witnessing holiness in the lives of the people to whom
he ministers; not only is that an experience of grace
that his labor is bearing fruit but it’s also tremendously
edifying in his own pursuit of holiness.”
I hope this list has inspired you to do something for
your priest. Remember, each priest has his own
preferences and ways that make him feel appreciated.
Some may really like being invited over for dinner, while
other priests may recharge with a quiet dinner alone in
the rectory. Every priest I contacted mentioned a well-
thought, meaningful letter or card mentioning specific
ways he helped you. Maybe that’s a great place to
start. No matter what you do, let’s make sure we let our
priests know just how much we care for them.
Feel free to add additional ways or creative takes on the
above in the comments. All you priests out there, let us
know what you like!
www.focus.org/blog/posts/19-ways-to-let-your-parish-priest-know-you-appreciate-him.html
Source :

No truer words have ever been written. In addition to
this, here’s what I want to say. Dear ladies, if a man
shows you he doesn’t care, believe him. He doesn’t
care. Now read this deep stuff below which I found
online written by a man about wasting your time with a
man who doesn’t want to marry you…
The idea that men are clueless allows them to get
away with all manner of bad behavior that would
have been intolerable just a generation or two ago.
Men know that most women want marriage.
Women need to know that many men will do
everything in their power to get all the benefits of
marriage, except without commitment. While you’re
getting exasperated thinking he’s stupid because
he spends money on you, he’s running you.
Men understand women on a level that you can never
begin to grasp, because it’s from the mindset of a
hunter. And a good hunter has an intrinsic
understanding of his prey. Women make the mistake of
thinking that they are wiser than men. Immoral men
understand a crucial component of the female psyche:
For most women: Hope springs eternal, so if he plays
his cards right, he can string you along for years
without proposing.
Most of us know at least one woman who waited for a
man to marry her, waited sometimes for a decade or
more. She played house with him, took care of him,
cooked, cleaned, etc. but he never married her. Finally
she ends the relationship and he marries the next
woman he dates after only six months or maybe less.
I think we all know a woman like this because it
reinforces something we already know: MEN MARRY
THE WOMEN THEY WANT TO MARRY. And if you’re not
that woman you are not just it. It’s absolutely foolish to
play wife for a man who can’t be bothered to actually
marry you.
Bottom line is; if you’ve reached the point in your
relationship where it’s time for “The Talk” and it hasn’t
happened, or he brushes it off when you raise the
subject, move on. Why? Because men who want to get
married, get married. It’s not that he’s not into
marriage, or he’s still dealing with “issues” from a
previous relationship, or whatever other folder he puts
out there. There’s only one reason a man doesn’t get
married: HE DOESN’T WANT TO. At least, NOT TO YOU.
Don’t fool yourself.
A man who wants you will be rushing YOU to the altar.
Why? Because he’s terrified that you’ll get away from
him. A man in love is all too aware that he has a pearl
beyond price. Further he knows there is a plethora of
other predatory males just waiting to snatch her away.
You don’t have to beg him or persuade him or coerce
him, trap him with pregnancy or fast for days. The only
thing you’ll get for all your trouble is a decimated self-
esteem and the knowledge that you wasted your skinny
years on a man who didn’t want you in the first place.

SOURCE : www.aeroberry.com/secrets-men-know-but-they-dont-want-to-expose-it-to-females/

Pope Francis sent out a warm letter to Nigerians &
Nigerian Priest/Bishops yesterday March 17th
encouraging everyone in the face of the various boko
haram attacks. The Pope’s letter below;
To the Bishops of Nigeria
Dear Brother Bishops, While we walk this Lenten journey
towards the Resurrection of the Lord united with the
whole Church, I wish to extend to you, dear Archbishops
and Bishops of Nigeria, a fraternal greeting, which I
extend to the beloved Christian communities entrusted
to your pastoral care. I would also like to share some
thoughts with you on the current situation in your
country. Nigeria, known as the “African giant”, with its
more than 160 million inhabitants, is set to play a
primary role, not only in Africa but in the world at large.
In recent years, it has experienced robust growth in the
economic sphere and has again reasserted itself on the
world stage as an attractive market, on account of its
natural resources as well as its commercial potential. It
is now considered officially the single largest African
economy. It has also distinguished itself as a political
player widely committed to the resolution of crisis
situations in the continent. At the same time, your
nation has had to confront considerable problems,
among them new and violent forms of extremism and
fundamentalism on ethnic, social and religious grounds.
Many Nigerians have been killed, wounded or mutilated,
kidnapped and deprived of everything: their loved ones,
their land, their means of subsistence, their dignity and
their rights. Many have not been able to return to their
homes. Believers, both Christian and Muslim, have
experienced a common tragic outcome, at the hands of
people who claim to be religious, but who instead abuse
religion, to make of it an ideology for their own
distorted interests of exploitation and murder. I would
like to assure you and all who suffer of my closeness.
Every day I remember you in my prayers and I repeat
here, for your encouragement and comfort, the
consoling words of the Lord Jesus, which must always
resound in our hearts: “Peace I leave with you; my
peace I give to you” (Jn 14:27). Peace – as you know
so well – is not only the absence of conflict or the
result of political compromise or fatalistic resignation.
Peace is for us a gift which comes from on high; it is
Jesus Christ himself, the Prince of Peace, who has
made of two peoples one (cf. Eph 2:14). And only the
man or woman who treasures the peace of Christ as a
guiding light and way of life can become a peacemaker
(cf. Mt 5:9).
At the same time, peace is a daily endeavour, a
courageous and authentic effort to favour reconciliation,
to promote experiences of sharing, to extend bridges of
dialogue, to serve the weakest and the excluded. In a
word, peace consists in building up a “culture of
encounter”. And so I wish here to express my heartfelt
thanks to you, because in the midst of so many trials
and sufferings the Church in Nigeria does not cease to
witness to hospitality, mercy and forgiveness.
How can we fail to remember the priests, religious men
and women, missionaries and catechists who, despite
untold sacrifices, never abandoned their flock, but
remained at their service as good and faithful heralds of
the Gospel? To them, most particularly, I would like to
express my solidarity, and to say: do not grow tired of
doing what is right!
We give thanks to the Lord for them, as for so many
men and women of every social, cultural and religious
background, who with great willingness stand up in
concrete ways to every form of violence, and whose
efforts are directed at favouring a more secure and just
future for all. They offer us moving testimonies, which,
as Pope Benedict XVI recalled at the end of the Synod
for Africa, show “the power of the Spirit to transform
the hearts of victims and their persecutors and thus to
re-establish fraternity” (Africae Munus, 20). Dear Brother
Bishops, in perseverance and without becoming
discouraged, go forward on the way of peace (cf. Lk
1:79).
Accompany the victims! Come to the aid of the poor!
Teach the youth! Become promoters of a more just and
fraternal society! I gladly impart to you my Apostolic
Blessing, which I ask you to extend to priests, religious,
missionaries, catechists, lay faithful and above all to
those suffering members of the Body of Christ.
May the Resurrection of the Lord bring conversion,
reconciliation and peace to all the people of Nigeria! I
commend you to Mary, Queen of Africa, and I ask you
also to pray for me.
FRANCISCUS PP.

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ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these
Nigerians in heaven.
GOD: What have they done this
time?
ANGEL: Everything! They don't listen
to instructions! They don't
obey traffic rules! They don't wait for
their turn in anything!
They are completely reckless!
(Exasperated) In fact they have
made heaven a living hell since they got
here.
GOD: Then we better send them to
hell!
(Calls the Devil). Hello..
SATAN: Hello my creator and master, pls call me later.
There's
an issue I'm trying to
resolve.
Ten minutes later:
GOD: Hello Lucifer.
SATAN: Ur worship my father! I'll call you back. The issue
has
turned into a crisis.
An hour later:
SATAN: Hello?
GOD: What's going on over there?
SATAN: It's the Nigerians I have with me
in hell! (He stammers),
they... they... they have quenched
the
fire in hell and installed
air conditioners!.....

First-time parents Kate and David Ogg were heartbroken
when they were told one of their twins – born 2 minutes
apart at just 26 weeks – had stopped breathing and
had just moments to live. Thinking it was the only time
they would have with the tiny boy they had already
decided to name Jamie, Kate asked to be able to hold
the lifeless child, and told David to climb into the
hospital bed for a tender embrace.
What happened next was nothing short of a miracle.
In this mother’s loving arms, the little boy started
moving, and his breathing grew stronger. Hospital staff
rushed back to his aid and together brought the baby
back to life.
Five years on, Jamie Ogg (pictured right) is a healthy,
happy kid whose biggest problem regarding his troubled
entry in the world is having a little brother who tells
anyone who’ll listen that he used to be dead but now
he’s alive.
After years of trying to fall pregnant, the Queensland
couple were delighted to find out they were having
twins – the ‘pigeon pair’ of a boy and girl.
But just six months into the pregnancy they found
themselves in the delivery room and facing premature
births.
Jamie was born first on March 25, 2010 and his sister
Emily followed two minutes later.
‘They were both born in their sac but Jamie didn’t make
a noise when they tore it open. Emily let out a big wail,’
Ms Ogg told Daily Mail Australia.
‘We looked over and everyone was crowding around
Jamie – there was about 20 people in the room. The
vibe wasn’t very good.
‘He stopped breathing and his heartbeat was nearly
gone. After 20 minutes they stopped working on him.’
The doctor sat on the end of Ms Ogg’s hospital bed and
asked the couple if they had a name picked out. He
then informed them that there was nothing more they
could do to save Jamie.
‘I saw him gasp but the doctor said it was no use. I
took Jamie off the doctor, asked everyone to leave. He
was cold and I just wanted him to be warm,’ she said.
‘We had tried for years to have kids and I felt so guilty.
I just wanted to cuddle him. I unwrapped him and
ordered my husband to take his shirt off and climb into
the bed.
‘I know it sounds stupid, but if he was still gasping
there was still a sign of life so I wasn’t going to give up
easily.
‘We were trying to entice him to stay. We explained his
name and that he had a twin that he had to look out
for and how hard we tried to have him.
‘He suddenly gasped… then he opened his eyes. He was
breathing and grabbing Dave’s finger.
‘If we had let the doctor walk out of the room with him,
Jamie would have been dead.’
Jamie and Emily are now about to turn five years old
and their parents have only recently told them of the
miraculous story.
‘Emily burst into tears, she was really upset and she
kept hugging Jamie,’ Ms Ogg said.
‘They love to talk about when they were babies.
‘They have a little brother Charlie who loves telling
anyone who listens. He’ll say: “When I was born I was
fat and the twins were skinny. Jamie was also dead but
now he is alive”.’
Emily and Jamie also have a little brother Charlie, 4, and
regularly talk about their miracle birth story
Remarkably, Jamie has not encountered one medical
problem in the five years since his birth

DahtzFestjayz:
Where is your source?

must dere b source b4 u bliv?

In the South East, you get ogiri (sometimes made from
fermented pumpkin seed); in the South West, have iru;
and in the North, you have dawadawa. Whichever region
of Nigeria you go, you are sure to get a nutritional and
medicinal seasoning.
Locust bean, commonly referred to as iru, is a local
seasoning used in soups and stews. A very popular
soup ingredient, especially among the elderly women,
globally, it is referred to as African locust bean with
botanical name as Parkia biglobosa.
Before the advent of modern seasonings like bullion
cubes, it was such a condiment that could not be done
without. Even at that, it has in recent years assumed a
great deal of popularity among the younger generation
in view of different kinds of diseases now commonly
associated with the modern condiments and seasonings.
The product is obtainable from a perennial tree legume
which plays an important part in traditional agriculture,
but has not entered commercial trade to any significant
extent.
A nutritionist and a staffer of Oyo State Ministry of
Health, simply identified as Mrs. Alarape, spoke with
Food and Beverages on this highly nutritious soup
ingredient. “Parkia trees are found in Africa, South-East
Asia and Tropical South-America as well,” she said.
Insisting that the tree is not only popular in Africa or
Yorubaland, as the case may be, she disclosed that “in
Malaysia and Indonesia, the whole foods, including
seeds of parkia speciosa are eaten raw or cooked as a
vegetable known as ‘petal’.
She further explained that in West Africa, from Gambia
to Cameroun, “the beans of the Savanna species, parkia
biglobosa, are widely fermented to the traditional
dawadawa, while the yellow pericarp pulp is eaten as a
fresh food which is the product of the seeds”.
Locust bean, she analysed “is made from proximate
composition of protein (30 per cent), fat (15 per cent)
crude fibre (four per cent) ash (two per cent and
carbohydrates (49 per cent).
The raw fruit pulp is said to contain natural sugar and
thus a potential source of energy, and the attractive
yellow colour indicates the presence of phyto nutrients,
possibly carotenoids which are important precursors of
retinol (Vitamin A). It also has a sour taste which
indicates the presence of ascorbic acid (Vitamin C).
When it is fermented, the Yoruba have a way of getting
two types from it, the mashed type and the loose or
free type, and they are used for different types of soups,
but for the same purpose.
Locust bean is said to have some derivable nutritional
benefits such as its impact on controlling blood
pressure, whereby the diastolic blood pressure
measurement enjoys more reduction than the systolic.
The possible use of fermented locust bean seed in
controlling diabetes and cholesterol level has been
confirmed. Also, high levels of high density lipoproteins
(HDL) – the good cholesterol, and low density
lipoprotein (LDL) – the bad cholesterol, were observed in
animals treated with the water extract of locust beans.
The African locust bean tree has also been found to
possess wonders. For instance, the pulverised bark of
the tree is employed in wound healing and serves as
one of the ingredients is used in treating leprosy. The
decoction of the bark is also used as bath for fever and
as a hot mouth wash to steam and relieve toothache in
Cote d’Ivoire.
Scientists have also concluded that both the water and
alcoholic extracts of fermented seeds of African locust
bean exact a blood sugar-lowering effect. Only the water
extract of it can ameliorate the loss of body weight
usually associated with diabetes.
Despite the derivable benefits and the emerging
popularity of the fermented locust beans, the production
seems to be the exclusive preserve of the old
generation, and this is giving experts worry as to what
becomes of its future in the contemporary Yoruba/
African setting.

A goat gave birth to a two-headed kid in Kilifi in Kenya
recently. The owner said he believes the goat is a gift
from God and is now treating it with care. See more
photos and video after the cut…

Real Madrid went into the second leg of the champions
league round of 16 with a 2-0 win over Schalke 04.
Surprisingly though; German side, Schalke, came ready
for a fight at the Bernabeu. And they did exactly that as
they beat Real Madrid 4-3 at home with only a goal left
to see them through to the next round.
Ronaldo scored a brace on the night, otherwise Madrid
might have been singing a different song.
In spite of his scoring twice, the Portuguese forward
was obviously frustrated and did not fail to show it
during and after the match.
He was heard telling Benzema during the closing stages
that “this is embarrassing”. The Madrid forward has
been below par for a while now.
“I’m not going to talk,” he said to the press in the
mixed zone. “I won’t talk to the press again until
the end of the season.”

What makes a man fall in love ?
A man falls in love with you because he knows he can
be himself around you. He falls in love with you because
he feels SAFE expressing his innermost, private feelings
with you.
He feels this way because he knows that you can
handle your feelings. He can sense that. And because
he senses that at the most unconscious level, he starts
to long for your company, for your touch, for your
affection. He may not even know why he feels this way.
Once a man feels safe around you, he starts to long for
your company, for your touch, and for your affection.
He may not even know why he feels this way. All he
knows is that there’s something special about you that
he doesn’t feel with any other woman in his life. He’s in
love .
He wants to take you in his arms and keep you forever.
This is the “secret psychology” of men and love.
I say it’s a secret because it’s little-understood by
women (AND men). It’s rare that either you or he will
know exactly WHY he feels mesmerized by you and
wants to get close to you and pursue you for something
serious and long-lasting.
Many of us are wrong about why a man falls in love
We think a man needs sex, or has to have a fabulously
gorgeous woman with a great body. We think a man
falls for us because we’re sweet to him, and kind, and
giving. ESPECIALLY giving.
So we do things for him. We cook lovely meals and
offer deep, thoughtful advice on whatever troubles him.
We light candles whenever he comes over. We put on
our sexiest clothes and buy lacy lingerie.
“We give our bodies, our souls, our minds to him. And
STILL he tells us that he’s not sure how he feels.” We
become exclusive with him without even a passing
thought to what WE want, or whether or not he has met
our needs yet for a secure, loving and committed
relationship.
And STILL he tells us that he’s not sure how he feels.
Or he becomes distant and moody. Or he stops calling
or asking us out as often as he used to. Or he does
something very hurtful, or cheats on us, or tells us that
he doesn’t believe you’re “meant” to be together.
This happens because deep down, you didn’t trigger love
in his HEART. You didn’t connect on the deepest, most
intimate level … his feelings.
How to connect with a man ’s heart
First, here’s what doesn’t connect with a man ’s heart:
When you tell a man about what you think about the
relationship, or what you did that day, or what you think
of the latest news you’ve read or the gossip at work. He
listens. He participates in the conversation. But his
feelings aren’t triggered.
That’s because you share everything but who you are.
You put up walls with him without even knowing you’re
doing it. You decide not to tell him the sorrow you felt
that morning or how a friend made you happy by calling
you and cheering you up.
Or, you actually don’t even pay attention to your own
emotions. You’re too busy with your to-do lists and
tasks.
But if you were to allow yourself to FEEL what you’re
feeling, and then speak from those feelings, you would
make him feel safe and connected to you.
It seems like such a simple thing. But for so many of
us, it’s such a counter-intuitive thing. It’s difficult.
We’re not used to being juicy, sexy, FEELING creatures.
So many of us are programmed to be doing, thinking,
managing, worrying creatures. Unfortunately, these
qualities make a man feel nothing around you.
When you become a feminine, juicy, sensual FEELING
creature, you magnetize him simply by being what you
were always meant to be… an alluring woman who is
soft on the outside, but strong and resilient on the
inside.

A stable relationship is based on trust, and if that is
broken, it would be very difficult to heal. If there is a
problem within the relationship, talk with her about your
concerns.
All women have things they need in a relationship.
Women want a man to be someone they can rely on,
depend on and confide in along with making her feel
happy, secure and loved. However, when things like
insensitive remarks, little hurts and frustration pile up in
a long term relationship, she might get to the point
where she simply says “enough is enough” and leaves.
It’s a general rule that when your girlfriend decides to
leave you, you’ve done something wrong. Chances are,
you’ve done a lot of things wrong and depending on
your situation, she probably left you for reasons you
didn’t think. Here are some reasons why women leave
men.
1. Lack of Attention
Women love it when their men notice things about them
and actually talks and listens to them. If there is a lack
of communication and she notices, she’s likely to feel
unsatisfied in the relationship even if everything else is
going well. Listen to her when she talks. If she doesn’t
feel like she’s receiving love and attention from you,
she’ll eventually find someone who will treat her right.
2. Lack of Appreciation
Women do a lot more than men tend to give them for,
so appreciate the little things you girlfriend does for
you. Be sure you compliment her on her attire or how
good she does on things. Let her know that you do
appreciate her doing things for you.
3. Cheating
When you cheat, you acknowledge that something isn’t
right in your relationship. However, instead of dealing
with it, you decide that having an affair is the best way
to handle it. When you get caught cheating , the fragile
bridge of trust is broken. A stable relationship is based
on trust, and if that is broken, it would be very difficult
to heal. If there is a problem within the relationship, talk
with her about your concerns. After all, how would you
feel if she did it to you?
4. Lack of emotional support
Women are unique creatures and they require a lot of
emotional support. They need to feel loved, needed and
emotionally connected to their men. Women want their
emotions met which means if they are supportive of
you, they would like you to be supportive of them. If
you cannot meet her emotionally needs, it is most likely
she will turn elsewhere for companionship.
5. Lack of Intimacy
Women do not want to feel as if you only want them
for s*x. They want true intimacy, which means physical
contact without s*x sometimes. If you only come
around her when you want s*x, she will be become
dissatisfied and will not even want to be touched by
you.
6. Lack of Ambition
Women who are ambitious will seek out a partner that
is also ambitious. Women like to date men whom they
can move forward with and they like to look ahead and
see a bright future. Women want to know that a man
can take care of himself, so having an unfavorable
lifestyle and showing no signs of maturity can make a
woman leave you quickly.
7. You were too controlling
Most women want men who will protect them and make
them feel safe–but they don’t want a dictator. Women
do not want their boyfriends to tell them where to go,
when to leave, who to talk to, or what to wear. Dating a
guy with a controlling nature can be pretty scary for
women and this will cause them to end the relationship.
8. You were too abusive
Abuse is not only physical. It can also take a verbal
form. Being deceitful, having a short fuse, being overly-
critical and belittling someone to make them feel
worthless is also a type of abuse. Displaying these
negative behaviors will cause her to leave you. Nobody
wants to be with someone who is abusive.

You’re 25-years old and have your whole life ahead of
you, or at least that’s the plan. You also have been
firmly convinced that you know everything. Let me tell
you, you don’t.
But for those who’d like to listen, here is a little advice
from old folks about mistakes you do not want to make
while you’re young. Some will haunt you for life.
1) Getting married to the wrong person , too soon –
there’s no law stating that you have to get married in
your twenties. There should be a law against marrying
the wrong person without seriously considering the
consequences . Ending a bad relationship is difficult.
Ending a bad marriage is anightmare . You have the rest
of your life to fall in love, don’t rush it.
2) Neglecting your health – You’re young, slim and
looking good, with no exercise and a horrible diet. Just
wait a few years, when you are gaining weight that
never goes away or your hooked up to some machine
because you’ve spent your whole life smoking or
drinking. Start good habits now and they will stay with
you for life.
3) Not investing in your future – you think that dropping
out of school is the right thing to do? Let’s hope you’re
not 40 years old hating yourself for not making the right
decision. If you fail to plan today, you are throwing
tomorrow into the garbage. Also, you should start
saving for retirement now, not when you have enough
money. You’ll never feel like you have enough.
4) Choosing a career for money and nothing else –
Money feels really good the first time you receive it.
Then, over time, the impact diminishes. You’ll be
addicted to the paycheck, of course, but it won’t make
you feel good about getting up every day for a job you
hate. Find a profession that helps you to earn a decent
living, while also giving you some joy, or start a
business on the side. It’ll truly impact your quality of
life.
5) Neglecting the importance of family – Family is all
you’ve got most of the time. That love interest who
swears he’ll be by your side forever probably won’t, but
a good parent or sibling always will. Also, if you have
kids, you should realize that these are the precious
times, and also the time when you’ll be forming that
lifelong foundation. Don’t blow it.

emaculate99:
where are Nigerian players?

emaculate99:
where are Nigerian players?

Google 4 get better answer o bros

nzeaji:
Accident waiting to happen.
Wild animal na still wild animal.
There are several instances of wild animals that have turned on their owners/trainer.

wenson:
The man in the photo nursed that crocodile back to
health after it was shot by a cattle farmer. 20 years
after, they remain close friends.Why TF Will A Human
Being Play With His Life Like This?? When Humans Are
Still There to Be Friends With…

turned on deir owner as hw?

AnyibestDede:
These oyibos and their weirdness? Thats y i love blacks, we woundn't think of it highest na meat things

2ru talk mah broda especially Igbo men na 2 butcher am go market say na cow. or pork meat

The man in the photo nursed that crocodile back to
health after it was shot by a cattle farmer. 20 years
after, they remain close friends.Why TF Will A Human
Being Play With His Life Like This?? When Humans Are
Still There to Be Friends With…

Cristiano Ronaldo is the richest footballer in the world,
according to the 2015 Goal Rich List, an annual chart of
the game’s wealthiest active players.
The Real Madrid star, 30, also topped the list in 2014
but has bolstered his position over the last 12 months
to emerge €10 million ahead of second-placed Lionel
Messi with an overall personal wealth of €210m.
Ronaldo has increased his wealth substantially, thanks
largely to having collected bonuses for helping Real
Madrid to the Champions League and Club World Cup
crowns. He also received a sum for winning the 2014
Ballon d’Or.
Added to that, further earnings were reaped from
commercial deals with companies such as Toyota,
Herbalife and Samsung, while his long-term association
with Nike remained a key money-spinner.
Barcelona’s Messi, who was just €2m short of
Ronaldo’s wealth in 2014, continues to generate huge
amounts off the field through both commercial tie-ins
and property moves, which have seen him build up an
extensive portfolio.
Industry experts worked with specialists across the
globe to bring together the final chart for 2015, detailing
a catalogue of investments by the world’s best-paid and
financially-savvy players.
Neymar charted third in the Goal Rich List, with he and
his family still benefitting from a huge chunk of the
forward’s transfer from Santos in 2013. Paris Saint-
Germain’s Zlatan Ibrahimovic came in fourth, with
Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney
the fifth and final player to register personal wealth of
over €100m.
Former Manchester United and Real Madrid midfielder
David Beckham topped the list in 2013 before his
retirement from the game.
Check the first 2o
Goal Rich List 2015 – Top 20
1. Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid) – €210m
2. Lionel Messi (Barcelona) – €200m
3. The Neymar family (Barcelona) – €135m
4. Zlatan Ibrahimovic (PSG) – €105m
5. Wayne Rooney (Manchester United) – €103m
6. Kaka (Orlando City) – €96m
7. Samuel Eto’o (Sampdoria) – €87m
8. Raul (New York Cosmos) – €85m
9. Ronaldinho (Queretaro) – €83m
10. Frank Lampard (Manchester City) – €80m
11. Bastian Schweinsteiger (Bayern) – €75m
12. Rio Ferdinand (QPR) – €72m
13. Gigi Buffon (Juventus) – €68m
14. Steven Gerrard (Liverpool) – €64m
15. Yaya Toure (Manchester City) – €62m
16. Franck Ribery (Bayern) – €61m
17. Francesco Totti (Roma) – €60m
18. Gerard Pique (Barcelona) – €58m
19. Sergio Aguero (Manchester City) – €58m
20. John Terry (Chelsea) – €56m

stingbreed:
OK,, we don hear

owk

Mhizizzy:
No 1 tho
Nice thread op

Thanks

Many people do not understand the nature of cheating
within a relationship. Although there may be two sides
to the story, unfaithfulness is not acceptable and is
emotionally harmful to the other spouse.
Consider the sincerity of the person who betrayed you
when they ask for reconciliation . You cannot go to
them; they have to come to you.
Once they do, you have to be sure it will not happen
again. Unless you know your partner very well and can
account for their actions, you will probably not be able
to reassure yourself that it was a one-time event.
If you can get past all that, move the spotlight onto
yourself. Assure yourself you can live with the
knowledge of your partner’s betrayal in your relationship
before you go any further.
No one expects you to forget, but you have to be willing
to forgive. Otherwise, your relationship may turn into a
vicious cycle of mistrust, revenge and unspoken hate.
If you say you will forgive, you have to mean it.
Nevertheless, before you do, be sure that your
partnerunderstands the kind of irreversible damage they
have committed. Begin mending the relationship . It’s
like going back to square one. You have to be sure the
conditions that may have caused or allowed for the
betrayal are eradicated from your relationship.
For example, the person who your partner cheated with
has to be out of the picture. No friendship, no once in a
while gatherings–no contact whatsoever.
Dig deeper: Apart from staring at Internet porn or
getting the seven-year itch for greener grass in
the neighbour’s yard, the root cause of the problem has
to be discovered, discussed and dealt with.
Things between you and your partner will never be the
same again, but with a little work, it can still be good.
You have to find common ground, strengthen the love
that remains and support one another in every way
possible.