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Election has ended now. Wait for it in 2022-2023. They will rename it jobless - graduate's money

Thegeneralqueen:
The guy is too short

Na your short? wetin de work you sef?

Okada guys don't read signs. The road safety guys will collect egunje and let them pass; no be naija again or is it the one in Antarctica? Watch and see!

what else would he tell them? Below was their discussion:

Buhari: "I am traveling to London, now the security of the country is in your hands. Is it Amoteku or Oluwateku they call it, or IPOB from SE, kill anyone identified with these groups that I mentioned. Protect our Fulani terrorist brothers. No mercy for anyone from SW or SE trying to protect their families and properties. I shall be calling from the hospital where I will be doing my blood transfusion in London. I repeat kill them all"

Service Thieves: Rankadede sir. Insha Allah, we will not disappoint you sire. Allah kiayeh! Se gwobe!

BULLSH#$T!!!

Miffia:
Hi everyone... Good Afternoon

I will keep this brief and short.. Ignore any typographical error, please.

I have this boyfriend, we've been dating for years now. The thing is, he doesn't last long during sex, he's a 2 minutes man, as you people call it. There was a time, we had sex, less than 1 minute, yes, I mean less than a minute, just 3 or 4 thrusts and he released. He was shocked, sad and disappointed, I was shocked too. I was even the one cheering him up, not to be sad, that everything will be okay, that's not his fault, he just wore his cloth and left.

This is someone I want to marry, we will soon do our introduction and wedding, and I don't want our sex life to be boring, we are not enjoying s*x at all, and I don't want to cheat on him... We love each other so much.

Please, anybody that has experienced this before, or know how to stop it should advice me on what to do, its not making me happy neither is my boyfriend happy too

Your advice will be appreciated.. Thank You.

If you truly love this man, please cover his shame and join him and seek medical solutions. Stop deteriorating his ego by coming to social media to ask whether or not to marry him. If you know that you will cheat on him please don't marry him. In fact, don't even think of getting married if the word "cheating" can flow freely from your mind. My advice to you my sister is, don't get married yet till you grow up.

What is the problem if they decide to change their currency name? It is your ECO? Nothing Musa no go see for gate!

DNSPro:
Bless you. They think we are so desperate lol. Next week they will push it to South South clowns

My brother, ndia bu ndi ara o! It's not their fault. Because our politicians ga wuo anyi nani, if not, can an Aboki stand and talk ebe onye Igbo na ekwu okwu? Nna nekwanu ndi abokioo!

I tried not to laugh, but I just didn't know when it bursted out

My friend go to hell with your presidency. Leave the Igbos alone. Stop this your presidency propaganda. Igbos have come a long way without your foolish presidency. Some Igbo elites, which constitute only about 0.02% of the Igbo population may be fighting for it, but what an average Igbo man/woman wants is a State of Biafra and a conducive environment to use their god-giving talents called business and engineering. You can stuck your presidency in your throat for all real Igbo person care.

Tusa-Tusa or rat poison are best. Spray them on your cassava and yam leaves. Don't forget to also spray them on the grass surrounding your farms. Come back and thank me later with your 10% offering.

Oh my good God! What has this innocent child done to the world? Why kill him? Oh Nigeria, wen will thou stop blood shed? I am really tired of reading news from Nigeria. Please father God, do not fail to reward everyone of Nigerian leaders for their sins against her citizens.

This innocent boy's crime is to be born in a backward, lawless and heartless country called Nigeria.

These people started having a voice since their terrorist leader came into power.

If the SW governor want the applicants to get birth certificates from churches what is your business. Are they not Christian governors.

Do you want to tell me that if the reverse is the case you will send your fulani terrorists to obtain theirs from churches and not from a mosque?

In their minds these terrorists and their leader on top think they can subdue Nigeria with their iberiberism.

This is good. But do it in secret so that God will openly reward you.

He got it through pen-fraud and he lost them through fraud. Win-win, case closed!

By the way, fraud is very bad. Fraud stars deserve to be sent to jail for life.

It is finished !

RapistOnBail:
Europeans go to school to acquire skills and knowledge.

Africans dey go school to carry shoulder

Africans de go school to blow grammar and to also prove to their neighbors that they are graduates.

Most Nigerian female graduates are married sitting in their husbands houses doing nothing with their degrees.

DukeNija:
Here we go, here we go again.

deboysben:
It's well

Ihedioha should be strong.

He is still young and vibrant. I wish u success in your next election.


Hope is still an igboman and our brother so I wish him well.

IMO shall be great again.

I agree with you that Hope is still our brother, but obu maka na obu onye party ndi Awusa. Osi na obu party ndi ozo, at least, anyi enwe okwukwe na oga eleta ndi IMO anya ofuma. Ihe Okoroawusa mere idi Imo ka Hope ga emekwa ndi Imo maka na ndi Awusa afuro ndi Igbo nanya.

Ever wondered that all these sets of people can ever use to threaten some other tribes is their so-called 2023 presidency? I used to think that Nigeria Is a democratic nation where the people decide whom they want to be their leader. But all I see is still the same old power-grabbing.

So the South West should not defend themselves and protect their families and farmlands because of your useless 2023?

Your level of stupidity is making me purge!

Justmemyself1:
These cousins of yours, what did they study and get a first class in?

One studies business administration, one studied Petrochemical engineering, and the younger one studies computer science.

AUDIO!!!

First class does not guarantee you a successful future. However, first class is good in a way of making you feel proud of yourself, that you answered all the question in your exam right. Pay attention in learning skills so that you will not go hungry in the future.

Why I'm I saying this? I have three cousins who graduated with first class ( private universities in Nigeria) that I am still feeding. They are now in their thirties ( way older than me), but they can't secure a job. It's been five years now and counting.

They have started learning skills with the hope of opening their own companies after they finished learning. One is learning furniture making, the other one is learning fashion and designs, and the youngest is learning how to sale building materials.

First class is good, but think fast because time waits for no one.

coolcharm:
Mehn... This supreme court, No wonder they were after the head of Onogehn.

This is rape of justice and common sense.

Nigeria has damaged beyond repair. If God does not bring judgement to this nation, he must apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah.

Trust me, God's judgement is coming to Nigeria fast. The righteous will be spared! It will come in the name of natural disaster and all the wicked that have consume this nation will be destroyed.

Can you imagine Hope Uzodinmma allowed APC put him in a position he has not merited while pushing out the person that actually deserves it?

Nigeria will move forward when they remove religion from politics.

I'm not a prophet, but I see Nigeria becoming like Zimbabwe in less than three yeas from now. In fact, very soon, you will carry five hundred thousand naira in a Ghana must go bag just to buy a loaf of bread. Mark my word!

Our leaders have continually put Nigerians in debt that their childrens' children will never be able to get off from.

Great countries borrow money to create jobs, build roads, healthcare, and human service system, improve educational sector and military equipment, but our own is shared between the elites. The same countries they borrowed the money from is the same countries they will loot the money to.

God will forever punish Queen Elizabeth.

Evil that men do will live with them and after them.

In a sane nation, they would have set up another election instead of just appointing Hope Uzodinmma as the winner.

There's no way Uzodinmma would have won that election, but I guess APC is the court and the court is APC.

Nigeria is really in deep sh$#t.

What law is Hishba operating on?
Why are these set of people like this?
What are they afraid of?
Something the SW is trying to set up to protect their people and farmlands, and these Fulani's are here vomiting trash.
They should have just allowed them to operate for at least one year, and see how effective and impactive they operate before thinking that the group were formed to overthrow the government.

Contumely:
What are you saying?

We pay more of indirect tax in Nigeria. Example: Our calls and data are very expensive, we pay heavily due to communication tax

The tax you assume is pocketed is still spent on running gens, repairing cars due to bad roads, paying school fees for high school kids, paying for police investigations , extortions in Nigeria.

Do you know how much you will pay police if you get kidnapped in Nigeria?

Can you make a statement without paying in Nigeria?

franchasng:
Of course I know better, my post was not mainly for the op's initial post but an indirect response to the lady that posted after the original poster.


I used the opportunity to enlighten others and pass my message across, and I used myself as an example because I love using myself as reference when driving home my point.


So many people are born wicked, even if they are as rich as Dangote, they don't love helping their relatives, friends and loved ones. Some parents are even stingy to their own children.

As for me, the sole reason I want to make more more money and have so many successful businesses and investments and possibly venture into politics someday is not for myself alone because as it stands now by Gods grace I and my unborn kids won't lack, we will live a very good life but I want to touch lives. I want to help some people become rich, it is my solemn desire and request from God everyday.

I have helped some, but I want to help many more. I want people to look back and point to me or mention my name as the man that helped to shape their destiny and made them who they are.


I want to be that destiny helper many people pray for, that's who I want to be and I made my post to inspire more people to join and become destiny helpers because we need more of it in Nigeria

You made sense.

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