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Rich people don't make noise or post their wealth on social media.

Man wei de bleach that one na man?

Man wei de bleach, date one na man?

dheilaw1:
Igbos lost out in 2019, they will still lose out in 2023

You that won 2019 and possibly win 2023 how far?

So if people from a country line up, you too and your leaders would line up? You don't even know that Nigerian was a country. Right now you live in a banana republic.

Onye Apari!

Don't worry, all of you law makers and rulers that don't care about the citizens and wearing bullets proof, very soon bullet proof will not save you. You cannot continue to render youths useless by no employment, adequate education, no decent place to live, and no money to care for their aged parents or marry, and expect to continuously live in peace in Nigeria. Very soon these same citizens will arise in mass and start eating your flesh for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

It is finished

which hospital are the gonna work at?

Ndi nzuzu!

1) Have a meeting with her ( with a respectful and loving tone), and let her know what you have noticed from the way she smells. Tell her that as a loving daughter of hers, you wouldn't like the situation where others persons such as your husband or visitors would notice it as well.

2) You need to buy her some clean cotton under wears. People who don't wear underwear smell because of the vaginal fluid that mixed up with sweat and body oil. Also, they are always prone to yeast infection ( Vagina discharge with terrible and painful odor). She needs to be washing and douching her vagina every other day with warn water ( she should not put soap inside her vagina, because vagina cleanses itself. But she needs to wash the outer layers and the groin areas with soap). Also, buy her some knee-length tights that she would be wearing under her wrapper.

3) She needs a deodorants. ( Now, deodorant is the anti perspirant, and not perfume ). She would have to wear them under her armpits each time she takes a bath.

4) She needs to wash her hair regularly. Most African women don't know that its important to have a neat, great, smelly hair.

5) She must brush her teeth twice daily. Before or after breakfast and before going to bed each night.

6) she must wash her pillow cases and bed sheets every other week.

7) she should not wear her blouses twice without washing it.

She should drink a lot of water, eat fruits and vegetable.

Trust me, these work.

By the next time you dad sees her, he would move back in the same room and share bed with her.

God bless you for caring for your mother, my dear.

Their cup of tea. As long as this rubbish is not happening in Nigeria I'm good. Nigeria should learn to mind their business. If 30 million Nigerians could protest both on TV and social media, about Sowores illegal detention it could salvage the situation.

And tomorrow they will not be able to get a job because they cannot compete with today's advanced technology.

May God reward all of you that have educated your children in western schools and vow to set up Nigerians children up for failure.

Dont worry, because soon Dogs will share your dead bodies.

Over your dead body should Nigeria remains one.

Which country? A country where the leaders cannot obey the rules of law, country where the politicians are getting reacher by sacrificing the futures of their children and that of the masses that one na country?

Please just let me be abeg!

What does this girl do for a living? I mean, where dos she work?

Stop overfeeding kids.

Engage them in physical activities

keep them away from sweets and ice cream.

If not you are growing kids that will be plagued with cancers and diabetes tomorrow.

I mean, what do I know?

Who is this one? I blame Nigerians. I don't blame you.

Nigerian PhD holders planning to go must also have some skills.

Only in Nigeria that someone would finish first degree and quickly jumps to master's degree. No job experience or anything.

Immediately they finish master's degree they jump to PhD, still without job skills or experience.

Most people that are in school for masters or PhD in Europe and America, even Canada, have jobs and skills. Because:

1) You only further your education to get masters degree when you have a profession and a skill you want to master. You can master in business administration, psychology, engineering, nursing, and so many other courses. Now, these people have already been doing these jobs for at least one year and above.

2) For one to study PhD the person must have had so many years of experience and skills. That is why in a developed nations the people attending PhDs are mostly teachers aiming to become professors and researchers. Mind you, most of these people are in their late thirties and forties.

3) In my college, there are seven Nigerian PhD holders in their late twenties. Six of them never held a job, but they are spending all their money paying huge international tuitions.

4) You are less likely to get a job as a PhD holder. It's even worse to find a job with masters degree without at least five to seven years work experience.

5) My advice to Nigerians is instead of going to UK or USA to study PhD programs, let them instead go there and study great skills in medical, technology, or engineering. With all your PhD certificates, you will not get a job without great skills. In fact, when you apply for a job and list PhD on your resume, they will be looking for over 12 years experience in supervising or managerial positions, which is expected. If I give you lists of Nigerians in the USA with PhD certificates without Ideal jobs you will throw up.

Finally, you will not blame Nigerians because they were advised wrongly. Nigerian people like to go to school and also brag about their educational backgrounds. Just like some of them fight for Jamb every year to enter college, and not because they have a vision as to what to do after college, but they just want to brag to their neighbors and friends that they are now undergraduates. Soon as some of the ladies graduated, they go Marry and bury their college diplomas without looking for jobs and support their husbands.

P.S. ever wonder why Dangote employees PhD holders as drivers? It's because he knows that a PhD holder without a skill is as good as a BSC holder without any skills. Therefore, he is doing them a favor.

I know a lot of people will not agree with me, but that's the simple truth that no one is telling you.

Burgerlomo:
Biko when did you become a tithe collector?

Nna, I started collecting tithe since Buhari lost his certificate.

God still answers prayers, because I can testify to that.

Please seek the face of God for great direction and you will thank him later.

Stay away from seeking advice from social media or NL. They are full of flesh and vain guide.

Please don't forget to send me your 10%

Flexherbal:
If it were to be in Nigeria, DSS would have shifted attention from Sowore to him.

You meant to say ( if it was in Nigeria) and not if it were to be in Nigeria.

Thank you bro

I can help both you and tacha with brains and morals.

Nigerian youths' stupidity has rendered me speechless.

I weap for this nation.

Please Buhari should free this young innocent man to go home to his wife and kids.

Buhari is just so wicked.

He probably thinks that continue locking up showore will equal one naira to a dollar.

Free him and let him go, losers.

Welcome to the ZOO!! A country where the innocent lives are consumed on a daily basis and where thief's are celebrated. God will judge Buhari.

Army now doing both police and immigration job.

Dictatorship rules the country

As if your deployment will add any meaningful value to an average Nigerian life.

This lazy dude still not tired of this his fighting corruption mantra. Shameless!

Any boy that lacks skills and self esteem to woo a woman always writes ten thousand reasons why women are trash or women don't worth chasing after. Some of them are broke ass gays.

What a loser?

wink2015:
NIGERIA SHOULD VENTURE INTO AGRICULTURE.

IF THE NIGER DELTA MILITANT ARE BOMBING THIS OIL RIG WITH DRONES WILL THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SIT HERE AND BE SIGNING USELESS PAPERS.

Northern Nigeria refusal to venture into serious agriculture pursuit is the biggest scam of all time.

I agree with you.

Are you seriously kidding me right now?

Please who are the Nigerian founding fathers?

Laggard or who?

Does Nigeria have any history?

No thanks for being one of the people that rendered this country useless.

Nigeria will never be one.

What a joke!

daddytime:
Serious isi mgbaka

My brain dey pain me. Is this English, French or Portuguese...messed up country plus cops

Haphazardly at its best

Speaking fluently in English does not mean you are smart or intelligent. So, please, enough of it already!

[quote author=daddytime post=82445536]Serious isi mgbaka

My brain dey pain me. Is this English, French or Portuguese...messed up country plus cops

Haphazardly at its best[/quote

Speaking fluently in English does not mean you are smart or intelligent. So, please, enough of it already!