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Bunch of brainwashed retards,

If the boys were promised 72 virgins, what was this hag promised ? Boko haram has proved to have more sympathizers than opposition in the North !

maybe she was promissed 72... hard d*cks... fot2 constant... straffn...

I dont need it...

Una don 4get say dat boy hold money... Pass una ... How ı sure say he neva enta concorde hotel presıdentıal suıte book a month wıth 6 chıks dey enjoı hımself... ? We dey here dey para 4 hıs Head... Wıshn d guy d best Jare

The Swede is renowned for his boastful
declarations and scathing put-downs, so I have rounded up the forward's most infamous
outbursts on style, sexuality and Stephane
Henchoz
By @wesome
When Zlatan Ibrahimovic retires from
professional football, he will leave a legacy of
not only on-field brilliance, but also
outrageously entertaining quotes. Indeed, no
footballer has ever provided the press with as
steady a stream of witty sound bites as the
Paris Saint-Germain striker, who this week hit
the headlines thanks to another eye-catching
remark.
In honour of the 32-year-old, I bring you
his 11 greatest quotes:


1)After his Sweden side lost out in the play-offs
to Portugal this week, Ibrahimovic took to his
app, Zlatan Unplugged, to suggest the
competition in Brazil will not be worth the
hype. He saıd : "One thing is for sure, a World Cup
without me is nothing to watch so it is not
worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.”

2) Prior to the two fixtures against the
Portuguese, Ibra was quizzed by a Swedish
journalist over the outcome of the games. The
strikers was non-committal at first, but once
the reporter suggested it could be tricky to
ask the deity, the PSG man replied with a
typically tongue-in-cheek response.
"Only God knows ... You’re talking to him
now.”

3) For a long while Ibrahimovic has been
infamous for his ego, and this is something that
has been evident from the beginning of his
career. Offered a trial with Arsenal, he flatly
snubbed Arsene Wenger with this classic. "No way, Zlatan doesn't do auditions."


4)When asked what he got his wife for her
birthday, the Malmo-born star felt that she
already had everything she could ever need. He saıd:
"Nothing, she already has Zlatan."

5) In his autobiography ‘I Am Zlatan’,
Ibrahimovic discusses the problems his team-
mates face when he is on the sidelines. He saıd : "An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing
for any team."


6)INDECENT PROPOSAL?
When quizzed by a female reporter over his
sexuality, Zlatan hit back with this no-
nonsense reply.
"Come to my house and you'll see if I'm
gay. And bring your sister."

7) Asked if his roots had influenced his
footballing approach, Ibra suggested that he
is very much unique. He saıd: "Swedish style? No. Yugoslavian style? Of
course not. It has to be Zlatan-style."


After signing for Paris Saint-Germain in the
summer of 2012, the 32-year-old went house
hunting but had a simple back-up plan if he
failed to find somewhere satisfactory. He saıd:"We are looking for an apartment [in
Paris]. If we don't find anything, then I'll
probably just buy the hotel."


9)Ibrahimovic was asked about making Liverpool defender
Stephane Henchoz look distinctly average. He saıd "First I went left, he did too. Then I went
right, and he did too. Then I went left
again, and he went to buy a hot dog."

10)Zlatan was once asked who the most beautiful
woman in the world was. He saıd
"I haven't met her yet. But when I do,
I'll date her."

11)A reporter learned the hard way why not to
ask Ibra about the origin of scratches on his Face.. When asked Zlatan saıd "You'll have to ask your wife that."

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Wont be suprised wen next I hear FG wana sell some states... Or we wana privatise our government... Idiats

;D100million aboki's.. Wey dey shit for rail way...

sandijey: Two guys in my area that finished from osu and unilag ran mad! It started wiv drinking then moved to smoking weed. Its really bad! If u say they should learn a tradee, is it for free? If u say they should start business, is it for free. Thank God for sports bet! That's what most guys dey use to hold body! Cus job no dey, money no dey, help no dey!

true talk

sexymoma: So na for heaven she go get employment ba......

no na hell.. Cause she kill herself... Make she carry yam go dere cause fire na constant..

dinachi: Wande coal has no soldiers online, that title goes to Don Jazzy who hires people like you with recharge cards to support him and demonize his opponents. It is just that Nigerians are now wiser. The fake Don jazzy is exposed !

Pay Me ke ?.. I dey owerri no be lag.. But thinkn things through @s a Human Being.. Wande didn't do well...

True Talk

11:23am
After d release of Baby face by wande .. So
many pple have showed their outburst on
Don-jazzy.. Not trying to see things from a
matured point of view.. To Me I believe
Wande coal purposely released Babyface
expecting Don jazzy to call him on fone so
he would apologise and everything would be
past.. But instead Don jazzy did what
Wande didn't expect and Wande is trying to
capitalise on immaturity from don jazzy..
Tell Me now we are all Human Beings, :f
Jazzy had called wande coal and accepts
Wande's apology which was Wande's plan all
along... And den d Babyface song gain any
award .. By then :f Jazzy says it was his
song.. Everybody would see him @s a Hater
or Liar.. nd wande can den at dat point label
Jazzy a Lair.. But its fair now Jazzy said it
openly so everybody knows that the song is
his own sweat and not wande's.. I have
listend to both of dem version of Babyface
and its just d exact lyrics but with
difference voice .. I knw wande stole d song
but d least he could have done was to add or
remove sumthing from the song.. Instead He
did Copy and Paste .. Atleast now we all
know that :f dat song was to win Him any
award it wasn't his sweat.. So he should eat
of anoda Mans Sweat...!! Am actually a
Wande Coal fan buh am sorry Wande You
were sooo Wrong in doing this...

After d release of Baby face by wande .. So many pple have showed their outburst on Don-jazzy.. Not trying to see things from a matured point of view.. To Me I believe Wande coal purposely released Babyface expecting Don jazzy to call him on fone so he would apologise and everything would be past.. But instead Don jazzy did what Wande didn't expect and Wande is trying to capitalise on immaturity from don jazzy.. Tell Me now we are all Human Beings, :f Jazzy had called wande coal and accepts Wande's apology which was Wande's plan all along... And den d Babyface song gain any award .. By then :f Jazzy says it was his song.. Everybody would see him @s a Hater or Liar.. nd wande can den at dat point label Jazzy a Lair.. But its fair now Jazzy said it openly so everybody knows that the song is his own sweat and not wande's.. I have listend to both of dem version of Babyface and its just d exact lyrics but with difference voice .. I knw wande stole d song but d least he could have done was to add or remove sumthing from the song.. Instead He did Copy and Paste .. Atleast now we all know that :f dat song was to win Him any award it wasn't his sweat.. So he should eat of anoda Mans Sweat...!! Am actually a Wande Coal fan buh am sorry Wande You were sooo Wrong in doing this...

Abeg How do I Post a topic or an article on Nairaland.. Someone pls Help Me

Abeg How do I Post a topic on Nairaland.. Someone pls Help Me

Advice: dnt try dat wit a naija girl.... Or hot slap shall be ur answer...

Hmmmm.. So dis are d reasons eeehhh..? Reasonless reasons.. Once Google no dey Bomb Y I go fear dem...? I advice dem to Fear Me sef.. Cos dey dnt knw wat I can do.. But I knw wat dey can do..

Joshthefirst: lol. I see you're not an apple fan.

. He is ano orange fan

Hahahaha.. Naija were FG workers scam unemployed graduates... We re yet 2 hear d worst

Wash....

But wait oooh.. Wat are we using Air Space for..? Wen we have witch crafts.. Abi go slow dey hold dem dere ?

Unfortunately for Us * Air Space* isnt sellable or else naija 4 no get one we for don sell am or privatise am.. Even individuals would thief it sef

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2day ooooh... 2 5naira used dem in completing moni I used in buyn #100 airtyme... Nw am dahm broke... *even stole dem seff..*... ASUU...

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I WAnt To YARN...!!
I want to Talk....!!!
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Naija is Messed Up... But no case I dnt knw Y we re bothern ourselfs wen we all know the world would soon end.... Let's Jux peacefully wait 4 d Trumpet 2 blow... I rest My case..!!

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