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Romance › Re: Should I Tell Her It Bothers Me? by Westerhoffe(m): 6:25am On Jun 01, 2023

Nia69:
The secret is, only the universe knows when it'll happen. I smell a ban.

Then tell me the secret. I want to know.

No bans coming…

Romance › Re: Should I Tell Her It Bothers Me? by Westerhoffe(m): 9:00pm On May 31, 2023

Nia69:
Alright.

😂😂Do we have electric plugs on NL?

Interesting. If I tell you, it wouldn't be a secret anymore.

Oh!
It all does not have to be real breeze… you know?
And yea… you are the plug, but I am not the electric though…

Oh!
You've got to tell me… I'll keep it a secret. cheesy

I'm all ears right now…

Politics › Re: Obiajulu Uja Verbally Assaults Court Registrar by Westerhoffe(m): 8:49pm On May 31, 2023

richie240:
That's d point na!
How e go manage convince judge say e mad if e nor show some level of madness.

All na format.

If the judge didn't know he's sane, he won't be brought over by Prison Warders instead of doctors and nurses from psychiatric hospital.

Romance › Re: How To Smoke Weed by Westerhoffe(m): 8:44pm On May 31, 2023

Nia69:
😊 We'd both get a ban soon cause we've derailed enough threads. Please don't quote me on this thread again. Okay, frenemies it is.

Wickedness!
I hope they ban you only instead… cheesy

Romance › Re: Should I Tell Her It Bothers Me? by Westerhoffe(m): 8:42pm On May 31, 2023

Nia69:
Nas619? It didn't show up.

Please explain the bolded.

Okay, maybe I don't. I have a fan on NL. 🤭

It's a secret. 😉

The bolded has no tangible meaning because it was culled from a movie starred by Jackie Chan.

A fan that will blow you hot and cold breeze?

Ohh! You just mentioned my favorite!!! Secret!!!
I so much love secrets! That's why I'll never attempt to even sip alcohol. cool

Romance › Re: How To Smoke Weed by Westerhoffe(m): 8:37pm On May 31, 2023

Nia69:
So what are we?

Frenemies.
cool

Politics › Re: Obiajulu Uja Verbally Assaults Court Registrar by Westerhoffe(m): 8:31pm On May 31, 2023

So… this man don finally craze true true just like that for real!?
cry

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Romance › Re: How To Smoke Weed by Westerhoffe(m): 8:28pm On May 31, 2023

Nia69:
I prefer we use the word acquaintances. I choose my friends.

But we are not acquaintances either… undecided

Romance › Re: Should I Tell Her It Bothers Me? by Westerhoffe(m): 8:26pm On May 31, 2023

Nia69:
I'm serious I want to know it if you have. I think I know you.

I'd stop when I die.

Search the Moniker I told you.
I have, but it's elevenly done, one too many.

You think you know me?
Really?
Then it must have been in your dreams…

OK… when are you planning to?

Romance › Re: How To Smoke Weed by Westerhoffe(m): 8:24pm On May 31, 2023

Nia69:
When did we become friends? Aren't we just Nairalanders?

You won't want to make more enemies than you already have.

Car Talk › Re: Warming Car On Idle Seem To Chop More Fuel. Fact Finding by Westerhoffe(m): 8:23pm On May 31, 2023

Bro GAZZUZ
Please… help him.

Family › Re: How Do I Handle A Stubborn Brother by Westerhoffe(m): 8:20pm On May 31, 2023

Boys Remand Home straight… he'll come back gentle as a dove.

Personal Disclaimer: I typed the above under the influence of water.

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Celebrities › Re: "I Am Grateful": Davido Celebrates OON National Award by Westerhoffe(m): 8:16pm On May 31, 2023

Adonis69:
National awards now for the dogs

He's not a dog.

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Romance › Re: Should I Tell Her It Bothers Me? by Westerhoffe(m): 8:13pm On May 31, 2023

Nia69:
What's your alternate account?

Yes, I enjoy them. It's fascinating and exhilarating.

Nas619

Stop enjoying horror things.
How can a woman be enjoying scary things?
undecided

Romance › Re: How To Smoke Weed by Westerhoffe(m): 8:10pm On May 31, 2023

Nia69:
Thank you. 🙏

You're welcome.
But don't thank me… what are friends for? cool

Romance › Re: How To Smoke Weed by Westerhoffe(m): 8:02pm On May 31, 2023

Nia69:
That was one of the reasons why I said wahala. 😂

Politics › Re: Remi Tinubu Is Actually The President Of This Country And Not Bola Ahmed (PHOTO) by Westerhoffe(m): 8:01pm On May 31, 2023

KingAzubuike:
What is remi tinubu doing in this meeting involving the president with the CBN Governor, NNPC GMD and Shettima ?
Both the president and his wife had their ADC present. Remi is actually the president of this country by proxy. Nigeria has been turned into a family business.

He needs all the hands and heads he needs right now…
Soon, the son will start signing our bills into law.
Congrats to us in advance!
cheesy

I no mention name o!
cheesy

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Romance › Re: How To Smoke Weed by Westerhoffe(m): 7:58pm On May 31, 2023

Nia69:
😂😂😂😂 Wahala. I'm just kidding, I can't smoke.

And you didn't notice I mentioned ICPC and not NDLEA… Gotcha… cool

Romance › Re: How To Smoke Weed by Westerhoffe(m): 7:56pm On May 31, 2023

Nia69:
😂😂😂😂 Wahala. I'm just kidding, I can't smoke.

Better… smoking kills… and I want you to be safe.

Romance › Re: Should I Tell Her It Bothers Me? by Westerhoffe(m): 7:54pm On May 31, 2023

Nia69:
I haven't read a Bizzaro fiction before, but I enjoy reading horror fictions. Bizarro is out of the ordinary, very weird.

Argh better!
My chest… embarassed

Wait, horror fictions? You read horror fictions?
Why na? shocked

Romance › Re: How To Smoke Weed by Westerhoffe(m): 7:52pm On May 31, 2023

Nia69:
You love this thing so much you had to create a thread about it. I want to start smoking too.

Don't try it.
Or else I'll report you and him ICPC because smoking is a corrupt practice. angry

Romance › Re: Should I Tell Her It Bothers Me? by Westerhoffe(m): 7:43pm On May 31, 2023

Nia69

You said you read Bizarro Fiction?
That's horror stuff na!? shocked

The Google images are horrible… how do you sit and read that?

Hermaphrodite, according to explanation can't be classified as trannies because they're born that way with both the male and female organs.

Anime Hentai, I didn't complete my search because of the images Google generated.

Romance › Re: Should I Tell Her It Bothers Me? by Westerhoffe(m): 7:34pm On May 31, 2023

Nia69:
Hermaphrodite, I don't know if I can also refer to it as trans.

Googling that too.

Romance › Re: Should I Tell Her It Bothers Me? by Westerhoffe(m): 7:32pm On May 31, 2023

Nia69:
Lmao! I'm a woman. Happy now? I'm not offended.

I read them sometimes. Yes, it's not right. Should just be hentai princess.

Nice.
Now I know what I wanted to know.

Secondly, I never really knew what Bizarro Fictions are.

I'll have to Google all these strange names I'm reading here now…

Bizarro Fictions, Anime Hentai, Futanari.

Politics › Re: Court Upholds PDP's Powers To Expel Wike If He Breaches Party Constitution by Westerhoffe(m): 7:25pm On May 31, 2023

Megabig:
Make e go apga, nobody want am for LP

Why can't he go to ELLUUU PEEE? huh

Romance › Re: Should I Tell Her It Bothers Me? by Westerhoffe(m): 7:24pm On May 31, 2023

Nia69:
I don't understand the first bolded.

Now you're calling me bro'sis. Very sad.

My anime hentai princess. If you don't know before hentai means anime porn.

He didn't call me futanari.

And what's futanari?

Romance › Re: Should I Tell Her It Bothers Me? by Westerhoffe(m): 7:22pm On May 31, 2023

Nia69:
I don't understand the first bolded.

Now you're calling me bro'sis. Very sad.

My anime hentai princess. If you don't know before hentai means anime porn.

He didn't call me futanari.

What the heck!?
shocked

Brosis… that's because I don't even know if you're a man or a woman.
If you feel offended, sorry. I didn't intend to.

And why did he call you that if that's what it actually mean?
Anime hentai… that's quite inappropriate though… undecided

Christianity Etc › Re: Muslims Have Been Running Away From Answering This Question by Westerhoffe(m): 6:10pm On May 31, 2023

Antichristian, come and reply.
cool

And if you like, dodge it as usual.

Politics › Re: NNPC Confirms Increase In Pump Price Of Fuel, Releases Statement by Westerhoffe(m): 6:07pm On May 31, 2023

Pickmycall:
God bless tinubu.
God bless federal government of Nigeria.
God bless all tinubu's supporters.
God bless APC.
God bless Nigeria.
What I posted up there are
SARCASM
Una think say I mean am?

You're done… cooked by nairalanders and ready to eat.

Politics › Re: Court Upholds PDP's Powers To Expel Wike If He Breaches Party Constitution by Westerhoffe(m): 6:04pm On May 31, 2023

He had better cross-carpet to APC now… before he's left with only LP as available option.

Romance › Re: Should I Tell Her It Bothers Me? by Westerhoffe(m): 6:03pm On May 31, 2023

Nia69:
I'm sorry do I know you too? You've been all over my mentions. What's your alternate account?

What if I'm a Tranny? I don't know ask him.

My alternate accounts are eleven done, one too many.

What if is not an answer bro'sis.
Are you a Tranny?

Romance › Re: Should I Tell Her It Bothers Me? by Westerhoffe(m): 5:43pm On May 31, 2023

Nia69:
I'm sorry do I know you?

Are you a tranny? angry

Why is he calling you princess? undecided

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