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Romance › Re: “I Can Cook And Clean” – Nigerian Lady Proposes Love To Anonymous Man In Public by Westerhoffe(m): 7:44pm On May 27, 2023
She did nothing wrong approaching him and pouring out her heart...
He also did nothing wrong turning her down. It's a simple stuff. No shame in that.

But slowly, going are the days when only men does the chasing, while still 'collecting' slaps by the day.

#powerchangedhands
#womentoocanapproach
#lovedoesnotdiscriminate
#goforyourchoice
#noshameifwomenmakethefirstmove

cool
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Osinbajo Playing Chess With Children Of Chess In The Slum Africa Grp by Westerhoffe(m): 7:36pm On May 27, 2023
tongue
Crime › Re: 13 Year Old Ankomah Confirmed Dead After Receiving Strokes Of Canes From Teacher by Westerhoffe(m): 7:35pm On May 27, 2023
angry
Some teachers be forming demigods.
Now her eyes don clear.
Politics › Re: Who Owns This Petrol Station. The Only Station Selling Fuel Here by Westerhoffe(m): 7:16pm On May 27, 2023
thesolutions:
wow. Your landlord deserves an award. Let me know when he gift you that house you are staying in.
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Now, that's savage!
Nairaland General › Re: What Great Lesson Has Nairaland Taught You by Westerhoffe(m): 7:15pm On May 27, 2023
Nia69:
😏 It taught me how to handle vawulence and trolls.
cheesy
Then I'm gonna start trolling you!
Nairaland General › Re: What Great Lesson Has Nairaland Taught You by Westerhoffe(m): 4:29pm On May 27, 2023
Gbolafff:
Nairaland has helped me a lot

1)Starting from admission processing in school

2)Met a lot of positive minded friends on nairaland

3) gained a business idea from nairaland that's fetching good income

4) met the best life partner on nairaland

5) got married to a nairalander

6) great advice and counsel from brainy folks

In short it's numerous I can't count all

Kudos to Seun🤞👍❤️💯
Nia69 come and comment.
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Deploys Tactical Nuclear Weapons To Belarus - US, EU React by Westerhoffe(m): 4:22pm On May 27, 2023
cool
Make una stop all these rough play abeg.
We no wan see sunlight for 10:00 PM o! Because na Stone Age enter "Loading…" be that.
Health › Re: Do You Really Sleep Well? by Westerhoffe(m): 4:21pm On May 27, 2023
It's not only a poor quality mattress that can give you insomnia, hunger own worse.
But na Sapa come worst.
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Romance › Re: Male Nairalanders Pretending To Be Females by Westerhoffe(m): 4:19pm On May 27, 2023
Nia69:
Aww you caught me. grin
Glad you admitted.
My One Cent for being a good private OTA investigator.
cool
cheesy
Politics › Re: Who Owns This Petrol Station. The Only Station Selling Fuel Here by Westerhoffe(m): 4:17pm On May 27, 2023
I looked and looked, I almost remembered who owns it but I just realized and remembered I have never been to Jos before, so I didn't actually forget who owns it but I never knew who owns it.
Romance › Re: Male Nairalanders Pretending To Be Females by Westerhoffe(m): 4:11pm On May 27, 2023
Nia69:
Of course. grin I'm a man.
Yes bro… I saw you the other day sneaking while looking over your shoulder to check if someone was looking at your screen before you logged into the Forum.
cool cool
cheesy cheesy
Science/Technology › Re: Elon Musk's Brain-chip Company Neuralink Gets Approval To Start Human Trial(pic) by Westerhoffe(m): 1:30pm On May 27, 2023
Just let it start and end there in their lab.
Politics › Re: What Are Your Expectations From The Incoming President? by Westerhoffe(m): 1:27pm On May 27, 2023
Nothing though…
Sports › Re: Tyson Fury Sends Contract To Anthony Joshua For Mega Fight - Pulse Sports by Westerhoffe(m): 1:22pm On May 27, 2023
Anthony!
Anthony!!
Anthony!!!
How many times did I call you?
Don't accept that challenge o!
It's a trap.
Tyson just wanted to unleash Fury on you.
Crime › Re: Removed by Westerhoffe(m): 1:20pm On May 27, 2023
What did you see there they have in common?
Romance › Re: Male Nairalanders Pretending To Be Females by Westerhoffe(m): 1:17pm On May 27, 2023
cool Nia69
Nairaland General › Re: IGP ‘secretly’ Reinstates 3 Officers Dismissed For Misuse Of Firearm by Westerhoffe(m): 1:15pm On May 27, 2023
Here we go… Once media tumult goes down, they return to base.
Romance › Re: What Does This Mean by Westerhoffe(m): 12:48pm On May 27, 2023
Eunoiaa:
I mean. 😭😩

This place is one heck of a forum.
DenreleDave:
grin grin cheesy
I swear I don tire
Just imagine!!!
Politics › Re: FG Declares May 29 As Public Holiday by Westerhoffe(m): 9:25am On May 27, 2023
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Nairaland General › Re: FBI Reveals 1980s Plot To Kill Queen Elizabeth II by Westerhoffe(m): 11:14am On May 26, 2023
OK…
She's dead now…
They'll rest.
Sports › Re: Zidane Turns Down ₦74 Billion Offer To Reunite With Cristiano Ronaldo by Westerhoffe(m): 11:11am On May 26, 2023
The man is wise…
He no want make Ronaldo embarrass and damage him career for am.
Sense wee not kill Zidane.
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Help! I Saw My Pastor In A Dating App On by Westerhoffe(m): 7:47am On May 26, 2023
What if he had opened the account long before?
What if someone was actually using his picture?
What if that's where he met his wife?
What if he's actually looking for hukup?
What if he's preaching to people there?
What if he's actually catching cruise there?
What if he's only there to view pictures?
What if he's just there to talk to random strangers?

If it's none of these, then ask him.
Christianity Etc › Re: If Only He Knew Who Was Passing by Westerhoffe(m): 7:40am On May 26, 2023
When it's not a story of Mordecai and Haman… please don't post something like this again.
The person passing is a man, not GOD
undecided
Sports › Re: Skipping Challenge: Philip Solomon Breaking Guinness World Record (Video) by Westerhoffe(m): 3:51pm On May 25, 2023
Guinness World Record will be exhausted soon...at the rate Nigerians will be breaking all records one after the other.
cheesy
Crime › Re: Breaking News: Land Grabbers Killing At Elerangbe - Lekki Ibeju(video) by Westerhoffe(m): 3:49pm On May 25, 2023
Sad…

Food don done for Arise TV!
cheesy
Romance › Re: How To Know A Girl Who Is Doing Hookup. by Westerhoffe(m): 7:15pm On May 24, 2023
siofra:
I'm not hurt. I'm just stating facts.
- Siofra
Politics › Re: Nigeria Spent $8bn To Restore Peace In Liberia - Gen. Irabor by Westerhoffe(m): 7:12pm On May 24, 2023
grin
At times when some situations defy cry, you just laugh it off.
Nigeria!!!
I hail thee.

grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Jesus God? by Westerhoffe(m): 2:42pm On May 24, 2023
Yes… JESUS CHRIST is GOD.
Nairaland General › Re: Are Poor People Wicked?! by Westerhoffe(m): 2:36pm On May 24, 2023
If you can, switch location. That's the remedy. Don't sell your car because of anyone. Just switch location.
Crime › Re: Togolese Labourer Kills His Landlady While Attempting To Rape Her In Ondo (Pix) by Westerhoffe(m): 2:16pm On May 24, 2023
undecided
See your life?
Because of what?
Now you've killed her and will probably never be able to satisfy your urge never again never again never again because that is gone for ever!
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Ode.

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