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Nairaland General › Re: FBI Reveals 1980s Plot To Kill Queen Elizabeth II by Westerhoffe(m): 11:14am On May 26, 2023

OK…
She's dead now…
They'll rest.

Sports › Re: Zidane Turns Down ₦74 Billion Offer To Reunite With Cristiano Ronaldo by Westerhoffe(m): 11:11am On May 26, 2023

The man is wise…
He no want make Ronaldo embarrass and damage him career for am.
Sense wee not kill Zidane.
grin

Romance › Re: Help! I Saw My Pastor In A Dating App On by Westerhoffe(m): 7:47am On May 26, 2023

What if he had opened the account long before?
What if someone was actually using his picture?
What if that's where he met his wife?
What if he's actually looking for hukup?
What if he's preaching to people there?
What if he's actually catching cruise there?
What if he's only there to view pictures?
What if he's just there to talk to random strangers?

If it's none of these, then ask him.

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Christianity Etc › Re: If Only He Knew Who Was Passing by Westerhoffe(m): 7:40am On May 26, 2023

When it's not a story of Mordecai and Haman… please don't post something like this again.
The person passing is a man, not GOD
undecided

Sports › Re: Skipping Challenge: Philip Solomon Breaking Guinness World Record (Video) by Westerhoffe(m): 3:51pm On May 25, 2023

Guinness World Record will be exhausted soon...at the rate Nigerians will be breaking all records one after the other.
cheesy

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Crime › Re: Breaking News: Land Grabbers Killing At Elerangbe - Lekki Ibeju(video) by Westerhoffe(m): 3:49pm On May 25, 2023

Sad…

Food don done for Arise TV!
cheesy

Romance › Re: How To Know A Girl Who Is Doing Hookup. by Westerhoffe(m): 7:15pm On May 24, 2023

siofra:
I'm not hurt. I'm just stating facts.
- Siofra

Politics › Re: Nigeria Spent $8bn To Restore Peace In Liberia - Gen. Irabor by Westerhoffe(m): 7:12pm On May 24, 2023

At times when some situations defy cry, you just laugh it off.
Nigeria!!!
I hail thee.
grin

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Christianity Etc › Re: Is Jesus God? by Westerhoffe(m): 2:42pm On May 24, 2023

Yes… JESUS CHRIST is GOD.

Nairaland General › Re: Are Poor People Wicked?! by Westerhoffe(m): 2:36pm On May 24, 2023

If you can, switch location. That's the remedy. Don't sell your car because of anyone. Just switch location.

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Crime › Re: Togolese Labourer Kills His Landlady While Attempting To Rape Her In Ondo (Pix) by Westerhoffe(m): 2:16pm On May 24, 2023

See your life?
Because of what?
Now you've killed her and will probably never be able to satisfy your urge never again never again never again because that is gone for ever!
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Ode.

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Romance › Re: How To Know A Girl Who Is Doing Hookup. by Westerhoffe(m): 2:12pm On May 24, 2023

siofra:
This one that you know this ashawo business like this, it's like you, your parents, your sisters and your brothers are in the business. It's a family business.

Why bring the family into it like you're hurt with the post?

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Politics › Re: Tenure Expiration: Sanwo-olu, Makinde Dissolve Cabinet, Aides by Westerhoffe(m): 2:00pm On May 24, 2023

I'm coming with my CV too.

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Romance › Re: We Were Put In This World To See Who Can Survive It And Make Heaven by Westerhoffe(m): 1:42pm On May 24, 2023

Ilamina:
you make it sound easy

The Angels were given same test, some failed, some stayed loyal.
So never ever mention or call GOD wicked because He is not.
He is most all loving, most merciful, gracious, all forgiving, magnificent, most beneficent.

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Politics › Re: Did You Receive This Message From Presidential Transition Committee? (pic) by Westerhoffe(m): 7:25am On May 24, 2023

Printerscanner:
Is there anything forceful in that text or you are just cursed with hatred and bitterness?

For your information, if you do anyhow, you will see anyhow. You can see Shettima’s face. Even his smiling face is of terror. If you wan die, do anyhow then you will know that Tinubu is not Buhari, snd Shettima is not Osinbajo.

Before Lagos governorship election, we appealed to you to behave yourselves. The police even had peace meetings with your stubborn leaders like Falz and Macaroni. After the appeals, you saw what happened during the election. It’s the same thing we are repeating, after appealing to you to behave like human beings, if you decide to behave like animals, you will be treated like animals

You're the cursed one here…
Ishiot.

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Crime › Re: The Nigerian That Granted BBC Interview That Made UK Govt Ban Nigerian Students by Westerhoffe(m): 6:27am On May 24, 2023

PoliteActivist:
UK are wasting their time.
Nigerians will always find a way.
Naija!!

The kings of by-pass.
If they can adapt and survive in a country like Nigeria, they'll survive anywhere else but Hell.

Sports › Re: His Father Asked Him To Return #38m Won Through Sport Betting by Westerhoffe(m): 6:16am On May 24, 2023

Let me win that kind of money first…

Politics › Re: Seun Kuti's Charge Sheet Offence !!! by Westerhoffe(m): 6:12am On May 24, 2023

Enemyofpeace:
to despise the Nigeria Police and rejoice at their demise is an offence contrary to the public act of 1965. We are coming to arrest you and prosecute you for this. You're going to serve as a detergent to other people like you who hate the Nigeria Police

Enemy of Peace. cheesy

Foreign Affairs › Re: What The Western Media Admitted 9 Years Ago About Ukraine, It Denies Today. by Westerhoffe(m): 6:11am On May 24, 2023

The 7 heads, 10 horns and 10 crowns… make una continue… na una time. cool

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Politics › Re: Did You Receive This Message From Presidential Transition Committee? (pic) by Westerhoffe(m): 6:07am On May 24, 2023*

I did…

Everything is just gonna be forced on us.
First of it's kind…

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Family › Re: Should I Ask Her To Go by Westerhoffe(m): 6:01am On May 24, 2023

Iamtirednow:
She said that and to her family.

Though her elder brother has spoken to her but her behavior speaks to as someone whose heart is made up.

So am thinking of granting her her desire for everyone sanity

This one is strong… cry

Sorry man… you'd come back stronger.

Family › Re: Should I Ask Her To Go by Westerhoffe(m): 11:34pm On May 23, 2023

Did she say she wants to go?
If she goes, know that your son is so going with her.
And thirdly, who do you also want to leave your single mother to?
Keep her abeg… there are already too many single mothers out there.

Romance › Re: What Does This Mean by Westerhoffe(m): 11:25pm On May 23, 2023

No day without a weird news hitting nairaland.
What is this one again?

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Health › Re: Prepare For Next Pandemic — WHO Tells Nigeria, Others. by Westerhoffe(m): 3:26pm On May 23, 2023

Another Pandemic?
Good… it's welcomed in advance… but let it begin, rage and end in the country where it is bred and released.
angry

Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija Ifu Ennada Cries Out: Someone Said I Have A Mental Issue Because Of My.. by Westerhoffe(m): 3:22pm On May 23, 2023

Yea… the outfit looks rather fit for such a person as having such a disorder.
Looks too clownish... Like someone forced into a balloon.

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Romance › Re: Man Rejects Son Who Won 38million From Sport Betting by Westerhoffe(m): 3:21pm On May 23, 2023

Let me win it first, then I'll know what to do.

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Autos › Re: What Car Car N1m Get Me ? by Westerhoffe(m): 10:48am On May 23, 2023

Keke Napep, but you'd need additional ₦500,000 to make full payment.
That's the current situation of the Nigerian Naira purchasing power.

Phones › Re: CBN Gave Dangote A $9 Billion Loan From Your "Scarce Forex" by Westerhoffe(m): 7:51am On May 23, 2023

Flangelo12:
If I say Ob...

His shepple would start their vawulence.

Oga I no mention name o!
shocked

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Politics › Re: ‘98.5% Of Wallets Unused’ — IMF Says eNaira Adoption Disappointingly Low by Westerhoffe(m): 7:49am On May 23, 2023

E-Naira and crypto… Nigerians will rather opt for crypto.

Sports › Re: Ogun Organises 5-Aside Football Competition, Puts Up One Million Naira Prize by Westerhoffe(m): 7:44am On May 23, 2023

Nice…
Upgrade them too from the grassroots.
And I like the graphics design.

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