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illicit:

I almost thought that was it's name until I checked what you type there.

Initiation loading…
See the bait.

Hope no one is hurt?

illicit:
I don't drink and drive

That's whatchamacallit

When you don't know the actual name…

I saw so many questions there… can't even remember the first one I saw.

illicit:
That's a whatchamacallit

Your signature said we shouldn't drink and drive, but your comment said otherwise.

TOPCRUISE:
They did. I did not dispute that. But not all. What that man has done will never be forgotten

OK…

TOPCRUISE:
He did everything he could to take us back. Banned Twitter, Almost forced us to trade by Barter during the cash crunch.

Almost?
People actually traded by barter Oga.

https://www.nairaland.com/3327823/kenyans-far-behind-nigerians-every/2013#121451230

TookDownYourMum:
Very much so.

As for why? Well, Tinubu has no plans to improve Nigeria. He saw the presidental position as a birthright and is riddled with proven scandals whereas Obi Peter isn't. If you think electing a sleepy geezer that can't stay awake on the job much less pisses himself is a great candidate to lead the country, then clearly something has malfunctioned in your brain.

There is a reason Africans all over continent are laughing at Nigeria right now. From South Africa to Kenya to Ghana etc. South, East, West.

If Obi had won, there would have been plently of Nigerians who are massively successful outside of the country willing to come running back to invest and improve the sitaution as you currently know under APC Nigeria has been going to shit.

- The naira is falling, inflation is high, and things are very hard
- 133 million Nigerians have fallen into extreme, multidimensional poverty, that is 60% of Nigeria's population
- Growing debt problem (not government fault entirely, oil prices and all) but APC response was to borrow even more
- Corruption is a way of life here, nothing works
- The education and health sectors are badly underresourced and has showed no signs in improving
- Fuel scarcity is unbelievably for a oil producing country is still a major problem
- Naira reform is causing a lot of stress, people cant even withdraw cash from the ATMs and to the point people in rural areas resorting to trade by barter.
- Security probably has to be as bad as Somalia right now. Boko Haram has metamorphosed into banditry. Roads are unsafe, Trains are unsafe, and kidnapping is rife even to the point some ambassadors have high tailed it out of Nigeria. No wonder tourism sector is close to dead from international travelers. Oh, did I mention we have a islamic terrorist for a vice president now?

TOPCRUISE:
He did everything he could to take us back. Banned Twitter, Almost forced us to trade by Barter during the cash crunch.

Almost?
People actually traded by barter Oga.

He's leaving soon and the Nation will enter Phase II Version B, Category C, Volume D, Project E, Grade F, because he had said he's going to continue the good works of his progenitor.

Na then una go hear am.

This OP needs smacking and slamming.
Pray for who no sick?
I send them message?
Don't they know that their bodies can never hold those insane body modifications they're doing as they age?

Now that he is dead, who is he leaving his corpse to?

How old are you… in the first place?

Ask her if it's normal…
She's nuts...
You already said that.


I'll advice you get her some medications that can help ease the pains instead of calling her nuts.
There are some I know of… very effective that she won't even know until it's time.

Kobicove:
What will make the value of a crypto coin that is everywhere like pure water suddenly appreciate to over $100million?

Oga, I said, "Just saying though"

Na mumu dey follow TikTok challenge.
Any challenge where your safety comes last, avoid it.
Shikena.

She loves her brother and you so much that wanted you in her family, that's why. She wanted more of you than friendship. The rejection made her unhappy.
So just walk up to her and sort things out.

When witches and wizards stands by you, my friend it means you belong to their master the Devil.
Na only Satan fit assign you those kind bodyguards.

GOD will only assign Angels.


Nigerians, behold your President!

IyaebeTheGreat:
What is this with these comedians and their unknown source of wealth because comedy alone can't fund the lifestyle they display? Well it's a good thing he has done but I hope it's not at the expense of another person's tears.

Youtube pays bountifully.

Was the house the only one wired to the line fed by the electrical surge?

Printerscanner:
Whatever you are smoking, stop it before it stops you.

He has predicted 3 consecutive Presidential elections, and he has been right on the 3 occasions. If he says that you will not make it, then you have to be reincarnated in another life in another far century before you can make it.

Meaning he's now GOD to decide anyone's fate and future?

FRANCISTOWN:
See I'm one kinna person who doesn't like to explain stuff. If you didnt understand me, just bounce

You don't like to explain stuff and you're asking?
Good for you.
Now you can bounce off for good.

Nigeria as always…

keoplus:
Hello,

I have 400 PI available for sale, they've been migrated to mainnet and KYC completed.

You can chat me on all social media handles @drkeoplus or if WhatsApp is convenient 08030753212.

We can trade the bulk or do in bits. My rate is at N250/Pi

Just saying though;
What will you do if you later find out the 400 Pi you sold for ₦100,000 later worth $125,663,600?

1Sharon:
Yes, I think your comment is indeed funny.

OK…
Ignore it then.

May his soul rest in peace.

CondenseMilk:


The earth is very huge

Continue!

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1Sharon:
Ah, so what can be done to reverse this? 🤣

That's the problem with people… always making fun of serious things and situations...

You actually thought this is a funny thing?

ednut1:
The guy. His children will probably commit incest without knowing

That's already certain… 550!

1Sharon:
So Nigeria is done for😂

Done with.

1Sharon:
Where has your spiritual 'open eye' taken Nigeria to.

Nigeria does not exist anymore in GOD'S Book of Nations.
And at this stage, nothing can be done about it anymore.
It's even by His mercies and grace that we have not been destroyed.