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Family › Re: Buyer A House - Get A Wife As Bonus by Westerhoffe(m): 7:36am On Apr 18, 2023
That's what loneliness does to the heart.
If you have ever been lonely, you'd understand it's a major truama to depression.
Romance › Re: . by Westerhoffe(m): 10:51pm On Apr 17, 2023
ojun50:
You for direct the questions to people wey produce you
A cold bottle of Orjin for you sir. In fact you deserve a whole truckload.
Culture › Re: Emami Presents Fake Ologbotsere Insignias To Olu Of Warri by Westerhoffe(m): 11:55am On Apr 17, 2023
cheesy
Science/Technology › Re: App That Can Convert Pics To Word by Westerhoffe(m): 11:53am On Apr 17, 2023
Adeoye11:
Exactly
OK.

Download WPS.
Paste the texts in it and save as .pdf
Nairaland General › Re: I Found This Rare Insect In My Compound And It Costs 10k Dollars (pics) by Westerhoffe(m): 10:20am On Apr 17, 2023
Driggs:
Lmaooo.. are you sure it's the same thing?
Yes I'm very sure!
Nairaland General › Re: I Found This Rare Insect In My Compound And It Costs 10k Dollars (pics) by Westerhoffe(m): 10:07am On Apr 17, 2023
Are you sure that insect is worth that much?
I'm asking because they live on my bitterleaf tree in their tens o! cheesy
Education › Re: Can You Unlock This? by Westerhoffe(op): 5:24am On Apr 17, 2023
Crime › Re: Lady Raises Alarm Over Threat To Life, Urges Police To Investigate by Westerhoffe(m): 5:08am On Apr 17, 2023
Threat to the Christian life goes unchecked in Nigeria.
How sad…
Education › Can You Unlock This? by Westerhoffe(op): 11:25pm On Apr 16, 2023
Can you unlock this lock using the hints given?
What are the codes you'll use?

Science/Technology › Re: App That Can Convert Pics To Word by Westerhoffe(m): 9:17pm On Apr 16, 2023
Adeoye11:
Hmm not really.
I have this text on my phone taken via my phone camera, so I wish to convert this text to word file without having to type the words I snapped.
OK… if I'll get you clear; you want to convert the texts to .pdf file?
Science/Technology › Re: App That Can Convert Pics To Word by Westerhoffe(m): 6:49pm On Apr 16, 2023
Or you mean, an app that can scan words on a picture and conver them to texts?
Christianity Etc › Re: Bride Asked God To Walk Her Down The Aisle On Her Wedding Day & God Did by Westerhoffe(m): 6:06pm On Apr 16, 2023
donbenie:
Yeah?
Where was that same God,when his believers were being massacred in his house and presence?
The issue with people like you is that, you just want to attack without observing what you say, because you are just looking for occasion against the Christians' GOD, faith and belief, and to make mockery and blasphemy against the same.

Well, I have a few Biblical replies to your question.

John 16 (KJV)
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¹ These things have I spoken unto you, that ye should not be offended.
² They shall put you out of the synagogues: yea, the time cometh, that whosoever killeth you will think that he doeth God service.
³ And these things will they do unto you, because they have not known the Father, nor me.
⁴ But these things have I told you, that when the time shall come, ye may remember that I told you of them. And these things I said not unto you at the beginning, because I was with you.

John 15 (KJV)
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²⁰ Remember the word that I said unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also.
²¹ But all these things will they do unto you for my name's sake, because they know not him that sent me.

Matthew 10 (KJV)
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¹⁷ But beware of men: for they will deliver you up to the councils, and they will scourge you in their synagogues;
¹⁸ And ye shall be brought before governors and kings for my sake, for a testimony against them and the Gentiles.
¹⁹ But when they deliver you up, take no thought how or what ye shall speak: for it shall be given you in that same hour what ye shall speak.
²⁰ For it is not ye that speak, but the Spirit of your Father which speaketh in you.

Matthew 24 (KJV)
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⁹ Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.
¹⁰ And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another.

Revelation 2 (KJV)
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⁹ I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.
¹⁰ Fear none of those things which thou shalt suffer: behold, the devil shall cast some of you into prison, that ye may be tried; and ye shall have tribulation ten days: be thou faithful unto death, and I will give thee a crown of life.
¹¹ He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; He that overcometh shall not be hurt of the second death.

“I know thy works, and where thou dwellest, even where Satan's seat is: and thou holdest fast my name, and hast not denied my faith, even in those days wherein Antipas was my faithful martyr, who was slain among you, where Satan dwelleth.”
— Revelation 2:13 (KJV)

Revelation 6 (KJV)
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⁹ And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony which they held:
¹⁰ And they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Lord, holy and true, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on the earth?
¹¹ And white robes were given unto every one of them; and it was said unto them, that they should rest yet for a little season, until their fellowservants also and their brethren, that should be killed as they were, should be fulfilled.

And to those who think they glorify GOD by shouting it, the LORD also has this to say to you:

“Hear the word of the LORD, ye that tremble at his word; Your brethren that hated you, that cast you out for my name's sake, said, Let the LORD be glorified: but he shall appear to your joy, and they shall be ashamed.”
— Isaiah 66:5 (KJV)
Romance › Re: Achraf Hakimi Set To Receive Half Of Wife $3million Assets by Westerhoffe(m): 5:56pm On Apr 16, 2023
Fahvvy:
First off...
I can't vouch for the authenticity of this news undecided...

Secondly...
If the reverse were the case, do you think the woman would "pity" you? undecided...
Mmm…
Romance › Re: Achraf Hakimi Set To Receive Half Of Wife $3million Assets by Westerhoffe(m): 5:55pm On Apr 16, 2023
Truvelisback:
Do u think the woman would have pitied him if his assets were not in his mother's name? When dealing with women, don't let ur emotions lead u. When these women wan do u strong thing, dem no go reason ur state.
cheesy
Politics › Re: Naira Scarcity: Why New Notes Are Not In Circulation – CBN by Westerhoffe(m): 1:40pm On Apr 16, 2023
Even the old notes are difficult to withdraw from banks till date… not to talk of new notes.
Christianity Etc › Re: Coincidence Or Nah? by Westerhoffe(m): 1:30pm On Apr 16, 2023
delugadou:
Early this morning, before going to church I came out to clean my compound around 7am. As I was cleaning my front, I noticed something rushing towards me and instinctively I struck it, only to see it was a big lizard. Those types with red head. There were actually 2 of them rushing towards me. My striking them was simply by instinct because I didn't have a second to think. I finally flogged them to death and burnt them before burying them.
For those who are spiritual, is this just a coincidence or is there something going on?
I have never had such experience before.
Mods pls front page
Bros… you self…
What if the lizards were actually fighting before you came out?
Romance › Re: 4 Parts Of Your Body A Woman Will Look At When You Approach Her by Westerhoffe(m): 1:28pm On Apr 16, 2023
Satanistx:
Not Naija girls
Phone and bank account.
Even if you are as handsome as an ancestral gorilla, you're cute and lovable.

But I must admit, it's not all of them, as there are still many who see beyond these, but unfortunately, most guys don't value or take them serious.
Health › Re: Please What Is Happening To Us? by Westerhoffe(m): 1:23pm On Apr 16, 2023
It might be somehow genetic since your children also tend to experience it.
You might need to go to the hospital and run a test to know what's happening first.
Romance › Re: Husband Secretly Divorced Wife 20 Years Ago Without Her Knowing. by Westerhoffe(m): 1:21pm On Apr 16, 2023
advanceDNA:
divorce a ur spouse without their knowledge ?
Dominican Republic like vawulence oooo..
Vawulence Pro Max Hyper Extreme.
How would one divorce or be divorced without the other knowing, or without knowing?
Romance › Re: Achraf Hakimi Set To Receive Half Of Wife $3million Assets by Westerhoffe(m): 1:18pm On Apr 16, 2023
At this point, make him pity the woman na…
cry
Since power don change hands, make him rest jare.
Romance › Re: Why Fasting And Praying Is A Waste Of Time And Waste Of Hope by Westerhoffe(m): 1:14pm On Apr 16, 2023
xavuv:
Too cumbersome response.

Our God is a not a cumbersome God.
Do you even understand your reply/comment? undecided
Business › Re: How To Recover Your Money After Being Scammed by Westerhoffe(m): 7:48pm On Apr 15, 2023
Interesting!
Crime › Re: Hit-And-Run Driver Kills Okada Rider, Two Passengers In Ogun by Westerhoffe(m): 7:44pm On Apr 15, 2023
cry
That's the unfortunate end of a man…
Death.
Celebrities › Re: Who Are You Taking To The Battlefield With You - Photo by Westerhoffe(m): 7:34pm On Apr 15, 2023
undecided
They're all actors… not warriors.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi: We do not Comment On Individual cases - UK Govt Replies Premiumtimes by Westerhoffe(m): 12:31pm On Apr 15, 2023
undecided
Agriculture › Re: Pepper Farming In Nigeria: A Graduate That Sells Pepper (Video) by Westerhoffe(m): 9:13am On Apr 15, 2023
Kudos to you bro.
GOD bless your hustle.
And someone called this one a lazy youth…
Politics › Re: IGP Orders Restriction Of Movement For Supplementary Elections Today. by Westerhoffe(m): 8:49am On Apr 15, 2023
Jostoman:
i am not even interested in their nonsense selection called election again.
Nigerians have already lost faith and trust in the Nigerian electoral process and commission.
Politics › Re: IGP Orders Restriction Of Movement For Supplementary Elections Today. by Westerhoffe(m): 8:10am On Apr 15, 2023
angry

Elections that was supposed to be our civic responsibility, they made it become a slowpoke's idea all because they just want the people to appear to vote meanwhile their votes is a waste. Selection is the order, not election. So instead of bothering the people, just pick your selected candidates and swear them in and stop bothering us.

And by the way, how many people know there is any kind of election today?
undecided
Romance › Re: Why Fasting And Praying Is A Waste Of Time And Waste Of Hope by Westerhoffe(m): 12:24am On Apr 15, 2023
Kobojunkiee:
I don't understand you. If you are so sure that God saw something else, why are you having a hard time responding directly based on your own scan of the same passage? undecidedAgain, what works did God Himself tell you that He saw? Surely, you are not going to tell us next that ritualistic fasting and prayer amount to works? undecided
Jonah 3 (KJV)
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⁴ And Jonah began to enter into the city a day's journey, and he cried, and said, Yet forty days, and Nineveh shall be overthrown.
⁵ So the people of Nineveh believed God, and proclaimed a fast, and put on sackcloth, from the greatest of them even to the least of them.
⁶ For word came unto the king of Nineveh, and he arose from his throne, and he laid his robe from him, and covered him with sackcloth, and sat in ashes.
⁷ And he caused it to be proclaimed and published through Nineveh by the decree of the king and his nobles, saying, Let neither man nor beast, herd nor flock, taste any thing: let them not feed, nor drink water:
⁸ But let man and beast be covered with sackcloth, and cry mightily unto God: yea, let them turn every one from his evil way, and from the violence that is in their hands.
⁹ Who can tell if God will turn and repent, and turn away from his fierce anger, that we perish not?
¹⁰ And God saw their works, that they turned from their evil way; and God repented of the evil, that he had said that he would do unto them; and he did it not.
Romance › Re: Why Fasting And Praying Is A Waste Of Time And Waste Of Hope by Westerhoffe(m): 12:13am On Apr 15, 2023
Jonah 3 (KJV)
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⁴ And Jonah began to enter into the city a day's journey, and he cried, and said, Yet forty days, and Nineveh shall be overthrown.
⁵ So the people of Nineveh believed God, and proclaimed a fast, and put on sackcloth, from the greatest of them even to the least of them.
⁶ For word came unto the king of Nineveh, and he arose from his throne, and he laid his robe from him, and covered him with sackcloth, and sat in ashes.
⁷ And he caused it to be proclaimed and published through Nineveh by the decree of the king and his nobles, saying, Let neither man nor beast, herd nor flock, taste any thing: let them not feed, nor drink water:
⁸ But let man and beast be covered with sackcloth, and cry mightily unto God: yea, let them turn every one from his evil way, and from the violence that is in their hands.
⁹ Who can tell if God will turn and repent, and turn away from his fierce anger, that we perish not?
¹⁰ And God saw their works, that they turned from their evil way; and God repented of the evil, that he had said that he would do unto them; and he did it not.
Romance › Re: Why Fasting And Praying Is A Waste Of Time And Waste Of Hope by Westerhoffe(m): 10:56pm On Apr 14, 2023
Kobojunkiee:
What works did God see? Surely, you are not going to tell us next that ritualistic fasting and prayer amount to works? undecided
Jonah 3 (KJV)
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⁴ And Jonah began to enter into the city a day's journey, and he cried, and said, Yet forty days, and Nineveh shall be overthrown.
⁵ So the people of Nineveh believed God, and proclaimed a fast, and put on sackcloth, from the greatest of them even to the least of them.
⁶ For word came unto the king of Nineveh, and he arose from his throne, and he laid his robe from him, and covered him with sackcloth, and sat in ashes.
⁷ And he caused it to be proclaimed and published through Nineveh by the decree of the king and his nobles, saying, Let neither man nor beast, herd nor flock, taste any thing: let them not feed, nor drink water:
⁸ But let man and beast be covered with sackcloth, and cry mightily unto God: yea, let them turn every one from his evil way, and from the violence that is in their hands.
⁹ Who can tell if God will turn and repent, and turn away from his fierce anger, that we perish not?
¹⁰ And God saw their works, that they turned from their evil way; and God repented of the evil, that he had said that he would do unto them; and he did it not.

Goodnight.

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