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PoliticsRe: Donald Trump Found Guilty Of Sexual Abuse And Defamation. Ordered To Pay $5m by Westerhoffe(m): 9:02pm On May 09, 2023
All is just to make sure he is disqualified and prevented from contesting in the coming elections.
PoliticsRe: Is Peter Gregory Obi A Cultist(pictorial Evidence)? by Westerhoffe(m): 8:57pm On May 09, 2023
Saga16:
You no know before?

Heavy Cultist.
Is there a light cultist?
PoliticsRe: If You Know The Building Cost Of The HQ Of Customs, You Will Faint - Shehu Sani by Westerhoffe(m): 8:56pm On May 09, 2023
socialmediaman:
Please who knows the cost? grin
I know the cost… I just woke up from fainting because I didn't know the cost.
PoliticsRe: Eric Adams, New York City Mayor To Visit Nigeria On Sunday by Westerhoffe(m): 4:19pm On May 09, 2023
He should come…
All is well.
HealthRe: Giving Birth Without Injuries by Westerhoffe(m): 11:40am On May 09, 2023
HealthRe: Giving Birth Without Injuries by Westerhoffe(m): 9:55am On May 09, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
The thought of giving birth is scary, I wish men can give birth, they are supposed to be bearing that pain
Nice GOD made it the way it is…
If men were to bear everything, then their lifespan/expectancy/mortality rate would be less than 20 years with all the stress men go through.

It's a shared burden… accept it in peace, with love and gratitude.
RomanceRe: The Town Where Women Steal Husbands by Westerhoffe(m): 9:50am On May 09, 2023
huh
Weird people.
Weird community.
Weird fishes.
Weird beaches.
Weird fishmongers.
RomanceRe: What Happens If I Deactivate My Account? by Westerhoffe(m): 9:44am On May 09, 2023
Negroid001:
Such strict policy
Yes…
CelebritiesRe: Drake Reveals Father Is Part Nigerian by Westerhoffe(m): 9:25pm On May 08, 2023
Several Nigerians outside the country are not ashamed to get affiliated/tagged with the country… while those in the hellhole wish they can relinquish citizenry…
What an irony of life.

Mods, make una come give this one self wider view as Drake self don dey claim Nigerian.
RomanceRe: What Happens If I Deactivate My Account? by Westerhoffe(m): 9:18pm On May 08, 2023
Once deactivated, it's gone. And good enough, you can no longer open another account with same email.
AgricultureRe: Strange Bird Killed By Fulani by Westerhoffe(m): 8:43pm On May 08, 2023
Fuckyoumod:
it seems, you are the one drinking and driving. Lol....

Whatchamacallit is an English word.

If you don't know the name, Whatchamacallit can be used as a substitute, until the name is unknown.
Yea sure I know… but seeing it I almost thought it he was saying that's the name of the bird.
CrimeRe: Man Stabs Another To Death During Quarrel In Lagos (Photo) by Westerhoffe(m): 9:50am On May 08, 2023
Fighting has never ever ended well when anger is involved.
Now, that's self-defense gone awry wrong.
HealthRe: How Do People Feel When They Take These Hard-drugs: Loud, Sisha Or Colorado? by Westerhoffe(m): 9:45am On May 08, 2023
Gee64:
I was in a Clubhouse with a young lady one day, after taking our usual beer, she said that she wanted to be high on loud or sisha.

That was the first time I heard of such names. It was my first time going to a nightclub sha.

So, what's your experience with these Hard-drugs?
You better avoid her before the drugs kills her while you get arrested for being responsible while innocent.
Science/TechnologyRe: Lion Spotted Eating Grass In A Nigerian Zoo (Video) by Westerhoffe(m): 9:40am On May 08, 2023
When correct hunger touch anyone, you eat anything.
Nigerian version of hunger tamed the lion.
Hunger is bad.
RomanceRe: Real Photo Of Hellfire [abyss ] by Westerhoffe(m): 7:52am On May 08, 2023
Leiylau:
A higher soul I follow tells me " that it's netherrealm situated in the dropbin of our Religious brains " and that it works with the Religious belief which deals with us when we die.
Humans are meant to handle their soul but a Religious humans hands their souls to their Religious gods which buries little light of their brains into their dropbins of their brains.

Dropbins are non existent at the brains of a wise human ,but strong and fully grown on a Religious Africans brain.
Finally their is a large spacious place in netherrealms kept by Satan when he founded Christianity[/i] through Christ his begotten son and our dropbins connects to that netherrealm.

Cc Amunethseranu
grin
Then, you still know nothing about Hell.
Foreign AffairsRe: Mass Shooting At Allen mall, Texas. 9 Dead, 7 Injured, Shooter Killed (Graphic) by Westerhoffe(m): 7:50am On May 08, 2023
zedman1:
This appears pretty much like Sleep paralysis to me cos I've been there countless times. No?
Not sleep paralysis.
I've had sleep paralysis several times in the past and even during some realistic times these occurred.
PoliticsRe: Economic Hardship: Nigerians Won’t Die, Will Adjust To Survive – Ngige by Westerhoffe(m): 9:45pm On May 07, 2023
Is it necessary then to bring economic hardship to the people instead of easing it? undecided

People who committed suicide due to hardship didn't die… right? angry
RomanceRe: Real Photo Of Hellfire [abyss ] by Westerhoffe(m): 9:38pm On May 07, 2023
Leiylau:
Yes ! That's y Christianity was created.
Where is Hell located then?
Technology MarketRe: Aliexpress In Nigeria by Westerhoffe(m): 9:37pm On May 07, 2023
cardoso514:
Can I order and receive from Alex press in Nigeria?
Where's their office?
Your nearest Post Office is your reception.
RomanceRe: Real Photo Of Hellfire [abyss ] by Westerhoffe(m): 9:32pm On May 07, 2023
You believe there is Hell?
FamilyRe: That Childish Behavior You Still Do As An Adult. by Westerhoffe(m):
LordTheus:
Westerhoffe can continue to conjure unfounded theories to self-service his ego. After all, who is LordTheus to interrupt Westerhoffe's bizarre fantasies?
cheesy cheesy cheesy

How come you don't understand my comment here? And I quote again:

Say the truth. It won't haunt you. You were so engrossed to hear Westerhoffe's side but got disappointed when Westerhoffe refused to share his.
That's why you couldn't see the sarcasm in the comment when he said he won't comment but still went ahead to comment, "Westerhoffe won't comment."
grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: The Story Of Two Fine Girls In The Bible by Westerhoffe(m): 4:45pm On May 07, 2023
Genesis 19 (KJV)
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³⁰ And Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zoar: and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters.
³¹ And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:
³² Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
³³ And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
³⁴ And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
³⁵ And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
³⁶ Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.
³⁷ And the firstborn bare a son, and called his name Moab: the same is the father of the Moabites unto this day.
³⁸ And the younger, she also bare a son, and called his name Benammi: the same is the father of the children of Ammon unto this day.
CrimeRe: Shocking! “I Drink Baby Blood So That I Can Look Young” — Lady Confesses by Westerhoffe(m): 4:40pm On May 07, 2023
Real life vampire?
PoliticsRe: How Umaru Yar'adua Planned To Resolve Corruption (throwback Video) by Westerhoffe(m): 4:36pm On May 07, 2023
Only blind Nigerians will miss him.
You should rather be happy GOD averted a disaster.
Foreign AffairsRe: Mass Shooting At Allen mall, Texas. 9 Dead, 7 Injured, Shooter Killed (Graphic) by Westerhoffe(m): 4:22pm On May 07, 2023
yinkbell:
At your leisure time, do well to share the revelation of heaven and hell with me.
Also, your near-death experience.

Infact, God may be using you to save some lost souls.
It amazes me when I read comments here on nairaland that people grow old and die just like an animal without giving account of how they spend their lives here on Earth.

Many of them with business empires hire all kinds of professionals for their businesses and they give them report of how the business is being run.

How much more of we humans made by God Almighty.
Pls share your experience bro!
Make it public, you may be helping few people to have a rethink.
Mmm…
OK.
Foreign AffairsRe: Mass Shooting At Allen mall, Texas. 9 Dead, 7 Injured, Shooter Killed (Graphic) by Westerhoffe(m): 3:12pm On May 07, 2023
yinkbell:
Hola bro! Do well to share your near-death experience.
How does it look like when life is out of one's body?
Do you mean you were clinically dead and brought back to life?
Pls, share ur experience with me.
Any flashes images of a peaceful place called heaven or a creepy place called Hell?
Thanks bro. I await your response sir.
Gracia
I've had dreams/revelations of Heaven and Hell, but not when I had those death experiences.
Foreign AffairsRe: Mass Shooting At Allen mall, Texas. 9 Dead, 7 Injured, Shooter Killed (Graphic) by Westerhoffe(m): 3:10pm On May 07, 2023
gladdensir:
Your response left me completely befuddled. I'll be glad to know if there is something as deathlike as this aforementioned sleep paralysis, could you please be more specific at lease?
Sleep paralysis is not deathlike though it gives you a kind of chill when you're awake, but struggling and finding it difficult to move any part of your body.

The night I saw whatever this thing/creature/spirit behind it was the last time I experienced it; been years now.

I was asleep as usual but woke up suddenly and I was into sleep paralysis. I tried to move but I felt this weight on me like I can't even breath and can't move and can't talk. Then I returned to the spirit and was muttering, "LORD please help me..." faintly. All of a sudden, I saw this like thick black shadow-like cloud in the form of something like a gorilla but not like a gorilla move away off me. It crawled off to the floor and crawled up the wall at the angle of the room, like with its back to the wall, pushing itself up on its arms and legs, up and into the ceiling, vanishing.

That was the last time I experienced sleep paralysis.
FamilyRe: That Childish Behavior You Still Do As An Adult. by Westerhoffe(m): 2:59pm On May 07, 2023
LordTheus:
Fact check: LordTheus didn't quote Westerhoffe because he cares about Westerhoffe's comments. LordTheus quoted Westerhoffe to disabuse Westerhoffe of the expressed notion that readers are holding their breath, waiting to read Westerhoffe's comments.
Say the truth. It won't haunt you. You were so engrossed to hear Westerhoffe's side but got disappointed when Westerhoffe refused to share his.
That's why you couldn't see the sarcasm in the comment when he said he won't comment but went ahead to comment, he won't comment.
cool
Foreign AffairsRe: Mass Shooting At Allen mall, Texas. 9 Dead, 7 Injured, Shooter Killed (Graphic) by Westerhoffe(m): 1:07pm On May 07, 2023
RenegadeX:
This thing you described is horrifying. I have never experienced it but I know exactly what you are talking about
It's very horrifying. I tell you it is.
Foreign AffairsRe: Mass Shooting At Allen mall, Texas. 9 Dead, 7 Injured, Shooter Killed (Graphic) by Westerhoffe(m): 1:06pm On May 07, 2023
OloyeVIII:
You weren't killed man! if i kill you, there's no coming back..
That's why I don't bother explaining some things.
Foreign AffairsRe: Mass Shooting At Allen mall, Texas. 9 Dead, 7 Injured, Shooter Killed (Graphic) by Westerhoffe(m): 1:05pm On May 07, 2023
eroticecstasy:
Your description of the feelings is 100% accurate.
Hmmmm, it's well
If you've had it, you'd understand.

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