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Health › Re: How Do People Feel When They Take These Hard-drugs: Loud, Sisha Or Colorado? by Westerhoffe(m): 9:45am On May 08, 2023
Gee64:
I was in a Clubhouse with a young lady one day, after taking our usual beer, she said that she wanted to be high on loud or sisha.

That was the first time I heard of such names. It was my first time going to a nightclub sha.

So, what's your experience with these Hard-drugs?
You better avoid her before the drugs kills her while you get arrested for being responsible while innocent.
Science/Technology › Re: Lion Spotted Eating Grass In A Nigerian Zoo (Video) by Westerhoffe(m): 9:40am On May 08, 2023
When correct hunger touch anyone, you eat anything.
Nigerian version of hunger tamed the lion.
Hunger is bad.
Romance › Re: Real Photo Of Hellfire [abyss ] by Westerhoffe(m): 7:52am On May 08, 2023
Leiylau:
A higher soul I follow tells me " that it's netherrealm situated in the dropbin of our Religious brains " and that it works with the Religious belief which deals with us when we die.
Humans are meant to handle their soul but a Religious humans hands their souls to their Religious gods which buries little light of their brains into their dropbins of their brains.

Dropbins are non existent at the brains of a wise human ,but strong and fully grown on a Religious Africans brain.
Finally their is a large spacious place in netherrealms kept by Satan when he founded Christianity[/i] through Christ his begotten son and our dropbins connects to that netherrealm.

Cc Amunethseranu
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Then, you still know nothing about Hell.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mass Shooting At Allen mall, Texas. 9 Dead, 7 Injured, Shooter Killed (Graphic) by Westerhoffe(m): 7:50am On May 08, 2023
zedman1:
This appears pretty much like Sleep paralysis to me cos I've been there countless times. No?
Not sleep paralysis.
I've had sleep paralysis several times in the past and even during some realistic times these occurred.
Politics › Re: Economic Hardship: Nigerians Won’t Die, Will Adjust To Survive – Ngige by Westerhoffe(m): 9:45pm On May 07, 2023
Is it necessary then to bring economic hardship to the people instead of easing it? undecided

People who committed suicide due to hardship didn't die… right? angry
Romance › Re: Real Photo Of Hellfire [abyss ] by Westerhoffe(m): 9:38pm On May 07, 2023
Leiylau:
Yes ! That's y Christianity was created.
Where is Hell located then?
Technology Market › Re: Aliexpress In Nigeria by Westerhoffe(m): 9:37pm On May 07, 2023
cardoso514:
Can I order and receive from Alex press in Nigeria?
Where's their office?
Your nearest Post Office is your reception.
Romance › Re: Real Photo Of Hellfire [abyss ] by Westerhoffe(m): 9:32pm On May 07, 2023
You believe there is Hell?
Family › Re: That Childish Behavior You Still Do As An Adult. by Westerhoffe(m):
LordTheus:
Westerhoffe can continue to conjure unfounded theories to self-service his ego. After all, who is LordTheus to interrupt Westerhoffe's bizarre fantasies?
cheesy cheesy cheesy

How come you don't understand my comment here? And I quote again:

Say the truth. It won't haunt you. You were so engrossed to hear Westerhoffe's side but got disappointed when Westerhoffe refused to share his.
That's why you couldn't see the sarcasm in the comment when he said he won't comment but still went ahead to comment, "Westerhoffe won't comment."
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Christianity Etc › Re: The Story Of Two Fine Girls In The Bible by Westerhoffe(m): 4:45pm On May 07, 2023
Genesis 19 (KJV)
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³⁰ And Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zoar: and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters.
³¹ And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:
³² Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
³³ And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
³⁴ And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
³⁵ And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
³⁶ Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.
³⁷ And the firstborn bare a son, and called his name Moab: the same is the father of the Moabites unto this day.
³⁸ And the younger, she also bare a son, and called his name Benammi: the same is the father of the children of Ammon unto this day.
Crime › Re: Shocking! “I Drink Baby Blood So That I Can Look Young” — Lady Confesses by Westerhoffe(m): 4:40pm On May 07, 2023
Real life vampire?
Politics › Re: How Umaru Yar'adua Planned To Resolve Corruption (throwback Video) by Westerhoffe(m): 4:36pm On May 07, 2023
Only blind Nigerians will miss him.
You should rather be happy GOD averted a disaster.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mass Shooting At Allen mall, Texas. 9 Dead, 7 Injured, Shooter Killed (Graphic) by Westerhoffe(m): 4:22pm On May 07, 2023
yinkbell:
At your leisure time, do well to share the revelation of heaven and hell with me.
Also, your near-death experience.

Infact, God may be using you to save some lost souls.
It amazes me when I read comments here on nairaland that people grow old and die just like an animal without giving account of how they spend their lives here on Earth.

Many of them with business empires hire all kinds of professionals for their businesses and they give them report of how the business is being run.

How much more of we humans made by God Almighty.
Pls share your experience bro!
Make it public, you may be helping few people to have a rethink.
Mmm…
OK.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mass Shooting At Allen mall, Texas. 9 Dead, 7 Injured, Shooter Killed (Graphic) by Westerhoffe(m): 3:12pm On May 07, 2023
yinkbell:
Hola bro! Do well to share your near-death experience.
How does it look like when life is out of one's body?
Do you mean you were clinically dead and brought back to life?
Pls, share ur experience with me.
Any flashes images of a peaceful place called heaven or a creepy place called Hell?
Thanks bro. I await your response sir.
Gracia
I've had dreams/revelations of Heaven and Hell, but not when I had those death experiences.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mass Shooting At Allen mall, Texas. 9 Dead, 7 Injured, Shooter Killed (Graphic) by Westerhoffe(m): 3:10pm On May 07, 2023
gladdensir:
Your response left me completely befuddled. I'll be glad to know if there is something as deathlike as this aforementioned sleep paralysis, could you please be more specific at lease?
Sleep paralysis is not deathlike though it gives you a kind of chill when you're awake, but struggling and finding it difficult to move any part of your body.

The night I saw whatever this thing/creature/spirit behind it was the last time I experienced it; been years now.

I was asleep as usual but woke up suddenly and I was into sleep paralysis. I tried to move but I felt this weight on me like I can't even breath and can't move and can't talk. Then I returned to the spirit and was muttering, "LORD please help me..." faintly. All of a sudden, I saw this like thick black shadow-like cloud in the form of something like a gorilla but not like a gorilla move away off me. It crawled off to the floor and crawled up the wall at the angle of the room, like with its back to the wall, pushing itself up on its arms and legs, up and into the ceiling, vanishing.

That was the last time I experienced sleep paralysis.
Family › Re: That Childish Behavior You Still Do As An Adult. by Westerhoffe(m): 2:59pm On May 07, 2023
LordTheus:
Fact check: LordTheus didn't quote Westerhoffe because he cares about Westerhoffe's comments. LordTheus quoted Westerhoffe to disabuse Westerhoffe of the expressed notion that readers are holding their breath, waiting to read Westerhoffe's comments.
Say the truth. It won't haunt you. You were so engrossed to hear Westerhoffe's side but got disappointed when Westerhoffe refused to share his.
That's why you couldn't see the sarcasm in the comment when he said he won't comment but went ahead to comment, he won't comment.
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Mass Shooting At Allen mall, Texas. 9 Dead, 7 Injured, Shooter Killed (Graphic) by Westerhoffe(m): 1:07pm On May 07, 2023
RenegadeX:
This thing you described is horrifying. I have never experienced it but I know exactly what you are talking about
It's very horrifying. I tell you it is.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mass Shooting At Allen mall, Texas. 9 Dead, 7 Injured, Shooter Killed (Graphic) by Westerhoffe(m): 1:06pm On May 07, 2023
OloyeVIII:
You weren't killed man! if i kill you, there's no coming back..
That's why I don't bother explaining some things.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mass Shooting At Allen mall, Texas. 9 Dead, 7 Injured, Shooter Killed (Graphic) by Westerhoffe(m): 1:05pm On May 07, 2023
eroticecstasy:
Your description of the feelings is 100% accurate.
Hmmmm, it's well
If you've had it, you'd understand.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mass Shooting At Allen mall, Texas. 9 Dead, 7 Injured, Shooter Killed (Graphic) by Westerhoffe(m): 1:04pm On May 07, 2023
gladdensir:
That was sleep paralysis, wasn't it?
I've had several sleep paralysis.
There was a night I saw whatever is that is behind it with both eyes.

But these ain't sleep paralysis.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mass Shooting At Allen mall, Texas. 9 Dead, 7 Injured, Shooter Killed (Graphic) by Westerhoffe(m): 1:03pm On May 07, 2023
Tadadobe:
No, she wasn't dead. When you die, you die. No one dead can get raised back to life. It's too gross and experience to see and unseen.
She was dead.
Her testimony of where she was, what she saw, what she heard and what she saw before she woke up confirmed it.
Family › Re: That Childish Behavior You Still Do As An Adult. by Westerhoffe(m): 12:43pm On May 07, 2023
LordTheus:
Nobody here cares about Westerhoffe.
Too bad you did… if you didn't you won't make Westerhoffe notice you.
And good, Westerhoffe has noticed you.
cool
Christianity Etc › Re: Am I Offending God? by Westerhoffe(m): 9:11am On May 07, 2023
Kobojunkie:
I have no idea what you are going on about now. Again, You think the reason God sent Jesus Christ has to do with Him being bothered by the wickedness of mankind? If so, why did God sent Jesus Christ only to the sinners of the House of Jacob then? undecided
Would JESUS CHRIST had travelled round the world when He came in 3 years?
That was why He gave the disciples and others the great commission to continue the works!

Matthew 28 (KJV)
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¹⁹ Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:
²⁰ Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen.

“Then said Jesus to them again, Peace be unto you: as my Father hath sent me, even so send I you.”
— John 20:21 (KJV)

“He that receiveth you receiveth me, and he that receiveth me receiveth him that sent me.”
— Matthew 10:40 (KJV)

Acts 28 (KJV)
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²⁵ And when they agreed not among themselves, they departed, after that Paul had spoken one word, Well spake the Holy Ghost by Esaias the prophet unto our fathers,
²⁶ Saying, Go unto this people, and say, Hearing ye shall hear, and shall not understand; and seeing ye shall see, and not perceive:
²⁷ For the heart of this people is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes have they closed; lest they should see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.
²⁸ Be it known therefore unto you, that the salvation of God is sent unto the Gentiles, and that they will hear it.
²⁹ And when he had said these words, the Jews departed, and had great reasoning among themselves.

Now get out of this thread.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mass Shooting At Allen mall, Texas. 9 Dead, 7 Injured, Shooter Killed (Graphic) by Westerhoffe(m): 9:03am On May 07, 2023
seankafor:
you might have experienced NDE but that is nowhere near been dead..

No one actually knows how it feels to be dead untill one's dead.. and the dead has no business with the living neither has anyone had any form of communication with the dead
You didn't ask what happened those three times.
But it's fine because I won't want to talk about it either.

I know someone who died of electrocution right in my presence, but GOD raised her back to life. She has her details to give.
Even though I was still very young then, I knew what happened.
Experience is indeed a teacher.
Christianity Etc › Re: Am I Offending God? by Westerhoffe(m): 9:00am On May 07, 2023
Kobojunkie:
You think the reason God sent Jesus Christ has to do with Him being bothered by the wickedness of mankind? If so, why did God sent Jesus Christ only to the sinners of the House of Jacob then? undecided
Would JESUS CHRIST had travelled round the world when He came in 3 years? undecided
That was why He gave the disciples and others the great commission to continue the works!

Matthew 28 (KJV)
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¹⁹ Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:
²⁰ Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen.

“Then said Jesus to them again, Peace be unto you: as my Father hath sent me, even so send I you.”
— John 20:21 (KJV)

“He that receiveth you receiveth me, and he that receiveth me receiveth him that sent me.”
— Matthew 10:40 (KJV)

Acts 28 (KJV)
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
²⁵ And when they agreed not among themselves, they departed, after that Paul had spoken one word, Well spake the Holy Ghost by Esaias the prophet unto our fathers,
²⁶ Saying, Go unto this people, and say, Hearing ye shall hear, and shall not understand; and seeing ye shall see, and not perceive:
²⁷ For the heart of this people is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes have they closed; lest they should see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.
²⁸ Be it known therefore unto you, that the salvation of God is sent unto the Gentiles, and that they will hear it.
²⁹ And when he had said these words, the Jews departed, and had great reasoning among themselves.

Now get out of this thread.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mass Shooting At Allen mall, Texas. 9 Dead, 7 Injured, Shooter Killed (Graphic) by Westerhoffe(m): 8:54am On May 07, 2023
foxxydude:
You me you have died 3 times before?
Hard to believe, but yes.
3 good times.
And the feelings are not what anyone should experience. But I won't go into details please.
Christianity Etc › Re: Am I Offending God? by Westerhoffe(m): 8:53am On May 07, 2023
Kobojunkie:
1. So where did you get the idea that God is bothered in some way by those who choose to live as enemies of God? undecided
If GOD is not bothered, He won't have sent His only begotten Son to come to the world, teach them, show them the Way, and die for the remission of their sins.
Christianity Etc › Re: Am I Offending God? by Westerhoffe(m): 8:46am On May 07, 2023
Kobojunkie:
1. So where did you get the idea that God is bothered in some way by those who choose to live as enemies of God? undecided
That is why GOD wiped the world with the flood of waters.

Genesis 6 (KJV)
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⁵ And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.
⁶ And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.
⁷ And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mass Shooting At Allen mall, Texas. 9 Dead, 7 Injured, Shooter Killed (Graphic) by Westerhoffe(m):
cry
See how that little girl's head was emptied!
Why are some people this heartless and wicked?

All the killed would struggle to wake up, struggle to open their eyes, the intense desperation to move any part of their body!
The intense feeling of wishing someone would shake them rigorously so that they can wake up!
That extreme feeling of fear of, "What's happening? Why can't I move my body?
Why can't I wake up?

I know these feelings… because I've experienced it thrice!

Just stop killing people because you don't know what you're putting them through!!!

cry cry cry cry
Politics › Re: Lagos State Government Now Use Yoruba As Its Official Language On Facebook by Westerhoffe(m): 4:26pm On May 06, 2023
cheesy
Education › Re: This Is A Random Text To Remind You To Smile by Westerhoffe(m): 4:23pm On May 06, 2023
Good piece.
That's why Nigerians are suffering and smiling.

(I didn't read the post though.)
Christianity Etc › Re: The Mystery Behind Birthdays, Know This Before Your Next Birthday by Westerhoffe(m): 4:17pm On May 06, 2023
“LORD, make me to know mine end, and the measure of my days, what it is; that I may know how frail I am.”
— Psalms 39:4 (KJV)

“So teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom.”
— Psalms 90:12 (KJV)

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