₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,413 members, 8,511,723 topics. Date: Monday, 02 November 2026 at 09:09 AM

Toggle theme

Westerhoffe's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Westerhoffe's Profile › Westerhoffe's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 (of 145 pages)

Christianity Etc › Re: What Does The Quran Say About Jesus Christ? by Westerhoffe(m): 7:36am On Apr 05, 2023
Answering to the incorrect ones:

1. Quran called Jesus the Word, agreeing with the Bible. And the Bible said the Word is GOD.

2. Jesus declared He has glory with the FATHER before the world was made. No human existed before the world was made, except GOD.

3. Jesus was the Prophet Moses wrote about. And when Jesus came, He made reference to it.

4. Jesus is the most important of all Prophets

5. Jesus did not come because of religion. He came for the course of salvation.

10. What was the crime Jesus committed? None. He predicted His death even before going to Jerusalem. He wasn't killed for any crime. He was killed for being unbiased. And spiritually, He died for the course of our salvation.

11. He was crucified.

11b. He died on the cross.

12. He was seen when He was ascending back to heaven physically.

12b. He resurrected on the third day after He died on the cross.

13. He is still very much alive.

14b. He compared Himself as GOD when He spoke of existing before Abraham, when He said He is One with GOD, and when He told GOD to glorify Him.

14c. Whosoever is taught of GOD knows the Word of GOD will not be guided by human Theology.

16. There will be wars, religious wars, global wars, nuclear war. Jesus will not help any Mahdi. Jesus is coming back Himself with the hosts of heaven to battle the Antichrist/beast in the coming time.

17. Muslims and Christians who will unite are not the ones taken up, but the ones left behind to practice the One World Religion.

18. Jesus is not coming to make any corrections about Faith in Him, neither will He make Christianity similar to Islam because the days of that will never come. Whatever has to be done for man to know the Way has been done.

19. Jesus had died before, He lives till now and will live forever. He is never going to die again because He is back into immortality.

Thank you.
Crime › Re: Man Strangles His Pregnant Girlfriend In Kano by Westerhoffe(m): 7:31pm On Apr 04, 2023
He killed his pregnant woman, meaning he also killed his own child.
Some humans are not humans… they're meta-demons.

One of the dangers of dating just anyone.
Family › Re: Man Electrocuted While On Duty In Abia State by Westerhoffe(m): 6:44am On Apr 04, 2023
cry
Sad.
A family wiped out.
Why did both his name and location share something in common?
Politics › Re: While Nigeria Sinks In $103bn Debt: Wike & Fayose Sips Away £10K Whiskey. by Westerhoffe(m):
They're not aware of Nigeria's debt. If they were, they would have donated the money, their salaries, allowances and loots to debt servicing. They're good men. It's social media that's making them look bad.
Politics › Re: Oil Firm Boss, Tunji Oyebanji, Warns FG Against Fuel Subsidy Removal by Westerhoffe(m): 6:16am On Apr 04, 2023
undecided
Does the government care?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Homeless Americans Lured To Ukraine With Promises Of Monthly Wages And Health In by Westerhoffe(m):
Wetin poor man eyes no go see finish? cry
See as them polish, Come and die!

Phones › Re: Ghost Calling: My Phone Dials Itself by Westerhoffe(m): 10:15pm On Apr 03, 2023
illicit:
U have a very small mind
I should be saying that.
Health › Re: 23-Year-Old Destiny Benjamin Dies 4 Days After Hip Surgery In Lagos by Westerhoffe(m): 10:06pm On Apr 03, 2023
undecided
So, they're not yet wise enough?
Now the men you're trying to impress, where are they?

I hate it when women think with their bodies instead of their brains.
Foreign Affairs › Re: U.S Nuclear Bomb Damaged In An Accident At Dutch Air Base (Photos) by Westerhoffe(m): 10:06pm On Apr 03, 2023
viodemus:
Some times you need aggression to tame aggression.
Like, "Make war to have peace."
Agriculture › Re: Donkey Skin For Sale by Westerhoffe(m): 9:48pm On Apr 03, 2023
Aleem26:
U get mind ooo…come deh advertise contraband on here
cheesy cheesy cheesy
The audacity is top notch.
Phones › Re: Ghost Calling: My Phone Dials Itself by Westerhoffe(m):
illicit:
shocked

Na God dey call u so o abi na u dey call Godhuh

Put am for Android phone maybe he go do video call

shocked
GOD is not to be mocked.
Please take note.
Foreign Affairs › Re: U.S Nuclear Bomb Damaged In An Accident At Dutch Air Base (Photos) by Westerhoffe(m): 9:25pm On Apr 03, 2023
They want Global Peace but manufacturing Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Isn't that wonderful?
Celebrities › Re: Portable Meets Bail Conditions, Released From Prison by Westerhoffe(m): 9:08pm On Apr 03, 2023
Don't let him enter prison o!
If he should enter prison, forget, he's going to be Nigeria's president in the future.
cool
Politics › Re: Hadi Sirika Under Fire For Spending Whooping N12bn On Ten Firefighting Trucks by Westerhoffe(m): 8:46pm On Apr 03, 2023
ellizy:
All these features you’ve highlighted makes each sum up to 1.2Billion Naira each.
Weldon you’re really doing well
Your conscience shall judge you
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Why will my conscience judge me over sarcasm?
Google it to see if that kind of name actually exist for a Fire Truck.
Politics › Re: Hadi Sirika Under Fire For Spending Whooping N12bn On Ten Firefighting Trucks by Westerhoffe(m): 6:55pm On Apr 03, 2023
McGeorge1:
But even with all these specs, I saw a video of someone driving one of it. How much does one of it costs?
I think the OP should know better.
cool
Politics › Re: Removal Of Fuel Subsidy Starting June by Westerhoffe(m): 6:34pm On Apr 03, 2023
grin grin grin
Subsidy will be removed and the refineries will still not be functional.
That's not a new thing.
Nigerians are good when it comes to adapting to suffering and smiling. Highest, within 2 weeks, everyone have moved on like nothing happened.

When they were promising the country more hardship, people were praising them. They informed the people in advance to prepare for hardship and not for better days. Some were still singing their praises, forgetting that it will touch everyone.
Culture › Re: Do You Know The Strongest Nation In History? The Only Nation That Rode Lions To by Westerhoffe(m): 11:05am On Apr 03, 2023
Ethiopia.
Politics › Re: Hadi Sirika Under Fire For Spending Whooping N12bn On Ten Firefighting Trucks by Westerhoffe(m): 10:42am On Apr 03, 2023
NamelessOGBENI:
Oops.

I heard they fly faster than an elephant.
Yes… their travel speed is calculated at Mach 8.
cool
Politics › Re: Hadi Sirika Under Fire For Spending Whooping N12bn On Ten Firefighting Trucks by Westerhoffe(m): 8:58am On Apr 03, 2023
Corrections:
Pls tell me what is so special about those features you mentioned above about the fire fighting vehicle, that can not be built by a team of experienced tech based engineers in Nigeria if the fund is made available to them? I am talking from experience as someone with knowledge in robotic or automation engineering. This is total waste of money, corruption and non-challant attitude towards indigenous technology development. Is this how this country will continue to roll? This is big shame!!!!!!!
cheesy cheesy cheesy

Gotcha!
Read again sir:


The Fire Trucks are Medieval Westforte AI45XD Fire Trucks Pro Max Extreme, Year 2945 Model.

These fire trucks according to science are Solar Energy powered.
And when it comes to operation, they are AI controlled.
It reduces human errors of late intervention and delay in response to emergencies.
They have Automatic Fire Detector sensors.
Operates with GPS and would travel at light speed to the rescue.
Updated Features:
1. They are especially designed to fly, with the aid of Afterburner engines should there be a traffic congestion.
2. They have powers to make fire not burn buildings in areas where they are deployed.
They have the capability to detect and analze the cause of fire before reaching the location.
They are self controlled.
They are the future of Fire Trucks.

Therefore, bother no more about the costs as they were sold at a very redundant price compare to the technological advancement they comprise.

No need to thank me for the analysis.
What are friends for?

cool cool cool
Politics › Re: Hadi Sirika Under Fire For Spending Whooping N12bn On Ten Firefighting Trucks by Westerhoffe(m): 8:53am On Apr 03, 2023
Nyanabo:
Your sarcasm is top.... While reading I even felt compelled to believe you 😂😂😂
tongue tongue tongue
Crime › Re: 43 Nigerian Nurses Have Been Charged In The United States Of America by Westerhoffe(m): 8:46am On Apr 03, 2023
peter0071:
which tribe full there again??

hope no be North or East oooo
Those are Southern names.
Politics › Re: Hadi Sirika Under Fire For Spending Whooping N12bn On Ten Firefighting Trucks by Westerhoffe(m): 8:33am On Apr 03, 2023
CodeTemplar:
be lying small small oga. You should have just said they have powers to make fire not burn building in areas where they ate deployed.
cheesy
Yes sir.
That is an update specualtion.
Including it right away.
Politics › Re: Hadi Sirika Under Fire For Spending Whooping N12bn On Ten Firefighting Trucks by Westerhoffe(m): 8:31am On Apr 03, 2023
Corrections:
Tell me, if both the vehicle and all those features you mentioned above can not be built by Nigerian Tech based engineers with less than 20 million naira?
Have you sent their rocket lately?
cheesy
Politics › Re: Hadi Sirika Under Fire For Spending Whooping N12bn On Ten Firefighting Trucks by Westerhoffe(m): 8:28am On Apr 03, 2023
NamelessOGBENI:
grin grin

More comic relief..


In a nutshell, so we shouldn't bother with the cost.
Affirmative sir.
Bother no more about the costs as they were sold at a very redundant price compare to the technological advancement it comprises.
Politics › Re: Hadi Sirika Under Fire For Spending Whooping N12bn On Ten Firefighting Trucks by Westerhoffe(m): 8:22am On Apr 03, 2023
Thortp:
You forgot to add that it's "Flying truck"
Thanks sir.
I forgot the manufacturers added flying to the speculation.
Making the correction right away.
Politics › Re: Hadi Sirika Under Fire For Spending Whooping N12bn On Ten Firefighting Trucks by Westerhoffe(m): 8:20am On Apr 03, 2023
Chechem:
So we have reached to use such technologies but we are not ripe for electronic voting!
Voting electronically sir, will undermine the process of Electoral Selection as the people will have the power to take over from the People whose turn it is to rule the country. That is why the Nigerian Model of Election will not yet succeed with the use of Electronic Voting System.

But Brother Mike, come; who told you Nigeria practices Democracy? undecided

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 (of 145 pages)