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Clergywoman is a Defender of Honours with the quote, "Thou shalt not distract another woman's husband with thine own kind of seductive dance steps. Lest thou causeth brother Mike to cheat on his wife with thee."

Even the groom was already admiring the special dance steps. Before Mummy G.O came and disrupted the whole show.


Whoa!
I made FTC again!!

If they banned students from bringing cars to that school now, some people will complain.
Now see this tactical embarrassment.

Really huh?

Click this link:
https://www.nairaland.com/7636136/police-executive-arrested-importing-fentanyl

It's normal.
Even the government would say same.

If an officer of the law can say he can't determine the age of an underage voter by his/her appearance, then anything is possible.

He learnt it from them.

I don't see anyone punishing the other there because they all are under same punishment. Only that one of them is acting like a referee.

What's the meaning of HK?

It's normal.
Even the government would say same.

If an officer of the law can say he can't determine the age of an underage voter by his/her appearance, then anything is possible.

He learnt it from them.



Ahaaa!
Everybody dole me your presents!!
Just 4 days after registering and I already made FTC!!!

Isn't that a good sign?

Decide what you want.

ShowYourCertificate:
OH sure please provide the screenshot.

I have them, but they ain't uploading.

Let them advertise their bread in peace.
Because I still wonder who is expecting development in this country with the kind of government we are running here.

Buddha3:


Wait, are you even listening to yourself?

Yea.
Some things are much too deep to be understood by some people who already find it confusing to believe.

Jesus Christ and Nicodemus:

John 3 (KJV)
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¹¹ Verily, verily, I say unto thee, We speak that we do know, and testify that we have seen; and ye receive not our witness.
¹² If I have told you earthly things, and ye believe not, how shall ye believe, if I tell you of heavenly things?

Buddha3:


I used to think that Righteousness2 of a guy was in need of swift mental health attention. Now I'm convinced you may have to join him on that list.

No offence, but you're no different from the Muslim Jihadists slaughtering and maiming people in the North, all in the name of the God they worship.

So you've seen, witnessed, experienced and known hell fire bayi? Please where is it located? Just when you think you've seen enough in this country to satisfy you, baam! One Westerhoffe will just let you know that wonders can never cease to exist!

Yes.
But unbelief is one of the reasons I hardly share the experience with just anyone, unless it's of urgent necessity.
I've heard worse, even from so called people who claimed to be Christians.
So I'm not expecting less but more from anyone.

Buddha3:
And I'm asking you, how much exposure and experience can you confidently claim to have as regards the existence of hell that's giving you the mind numbing confidence to speak on the subject with such authority? Abi no be the same bible book wey all of us dey read?

This is religious extremism taken to insane heights and it's unhealthy. Some of you need to slow down! You're in no place to speak as if you're the one helping the devil to fetch firewood over there on a daily basis.

Una too dey over-do!!

I had had several hours of experience and encounter. That's why I can speak boldly of with confidence and authority.
This has nothing to do with religion or your perspective of it being extremism. No.
This is about saying what I had seen, witnessed, experienced and known.

This would need more insight from the Yorubas.

Whoa!!!
This dude is a man with metal balls.
Love his soundness and intelligence.

Give a clear date of the newspaper.

Kobojunkie:
1. Satan is the "fall guy" for all those of the religion of Christianity. Satan aka the devil is worshipped just as much as their God since his name is mentioned almost as many times if not more since he is blamed for pretty much every sin the people refuse to take responsibility for. Yes, they have lots and lots of sins for people who claim to be against sin.

2. Wrong partner, you say. Were these partners forced on them or something?

Yes; wrong partner.
Not forced on them, but it was not who was meant for most of those in their crashed marriages.

Anyone would claim Satan attacked their marriage(s) because it is going through a difficult time or both parties involved ara falling apart.

But one thing most always do is 'marrying the wrong partner'.

Heroicvic:
Is there God ?
Apart from the holy book can you prove this?
Which is the true religion Muslim or christian?
Is there heaven or hell where bad people go?
Lastly Nothing like karma 💯

1. Jeremiah 23 (KJV)
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²³ Am I a God at hand, saith the LORD, and not a God afar off?
²⁴ Can any hide himself in secret places that I shall not see him? saith the LORD. Do not I fill heaven and earth? saith the LORD.

Isaiah 45 (KJV)
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⁵ I am the LORD, and there is none else, there is no God beside me: I girded thee, though thou hast not known me:
⁶ That they may know from the rising of the sun, and from the west, that there is none beside me. I am the LORD, and there is none else.
⁷ I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
⁸ Drop down, ye heavens, from above, and let the skies pour down righteousness: let the earth open, and let them bring forth salvation, and let righteousness spring up together; I the LORD have created it.
⁹ Woe unto him that striveth with his Maker! Let the potsherd strive with the potsherds of the earth. Shall the clay say to him that fashioneth it, What makest thou? or thy work, He hath no hands?

2. All you see around you, including you, are the handiwork of this same GOD, whose existence you're questioning.

3. There is no true religion.
There is only a Way of Salvation, which is only found in Jesus Christ the Son of the Living GOD.
All religions are either Satan or human inspired. Hence, whoever is made proselyte in them is made to believe theirs only is the right religion. That is why religion will only make you an hypocrite.

4. Yes.
There is a place of rest for the souls who are found worthy to return to GOD.
And there is a place where defiled souls are banished to, till the day of Judgment.

5. Karma might be termed vengeance. But if GOD did not permit it, you'd see the wicked flourish all their lives. Though, their wickedness we'll be requited of them, but that does not spare their seeds an escape from what their 'fathers' had done. Vengeance might be slow, but it might come.

Draslo:
Just listen to yourself

I'm asking you rather… because you seem to have combined both, or perhaps thought both are same.

Buddha3:
People like you who vomit nonsense with so much audacity and confidence, are always extremely irritating.

How many people have gone to that hell and given you feedback as to the nature of it? You don go there before? I wonder how some of you can comfortably live your lives without doing yourselves the favour of proper reasoning.

So somehow there's an existing pit of ever burning flames where the same devil who supposedly disobeyed God is waiting there to punish all of us who go ahead to disobey the same God? Una no dey reason.. ? Haba na!!

I should have ignored someone like you, but I'll only say, if you don't know something, don't conclude it is a lie, impossible or a myth all in the name of your kind of reasoning or limited exposure and possibly experience.

hardbody:
Like you have their phone numbers and been speaking with them?

Whatever you've seen, you know.

I had this similar discussion with someone some days ago.
The government should make it available to register from the comfort of one's home.

Afterall, fingerprints and facial recognition is available.
Uploading all necessary details and documents too will be easier.

Only that, some foreigners might take advantage of that situation to infiltrate and register as a Nigerian, unless their faces can be detected as a non Nigerian.

Congrats son.
Great is GOD'S faithfulness to you.

Would anyone had reacted if the name of Jesus Christ had been mentioned there?
Christians needs to wake up.

ibkayee:
A friend of mine is planning to travel to a country where there’s currently ongoing protesting. Media coverage shows that things are mostly violent which is a normal concern, however some people are saying things are normal as long as you avoid protest areas, she’s getting mixed ‘reviews’.

Her mum has been begging her not to go but she’s reluctant to cancel because

1. Her boyfriend who invited her on the trip in the first place has put up a lot of money for a trip that would’ve otherwise been free for him if he’d gone on his own (he’s travelling for work).

2. She still lowkey wants to go

She has explained her dilemma to him, he understands and has told her he doesn’t mind if she doesn’t go but she feels bad about the efforts he’s gone to.

To add to her worrying, her mum told her pastor and the pastor came back to her the next day about a bad dream or feeling he had about her travelling. When she told me I was a bit skeptical of the pastor because of the timing of the dream (after she’d told him), she felt the same way as me.

As it is now she still plans on going however today I had a dream about something bad happening. I don’t know if it’s indeed a foreshadowing or just a dream, it’s not like I’ve been thinking about it regularly (if at all) so the fact that I had a dream is pretty random, in fact the last time I spoke to her about it was over a week ago and it hasn’t crossed my mind since. I believe in the spiritual but I’m not that spiritual if that makes sense.

Anyway, my question is should I tell her about my dream or just keep it to myself?

Mynd44 dominique could you please help me push this to FP as I’d like as many answers as possible

Tell your friend about your dream… and tell her not just to ignore her pastor's advice.
There is no need to rush to the grave when you could have averted the foreseen dangers.

ShowYourCertificate:
Lies, here is the authentic response from ChatGPT:

Then, ChatGPT was right to have notified of generating incorrect response at times.

If you need a screenshot, I'll get you one.

highoctane:
Hell Ain't a Bad Place To Be.
Both The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly Who Are Dead Are There.
There No Activities In Hell
Sheol-Hebrew translated
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Hades- Common Greek
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Hell- Archaic English
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Grave- Modern English
There Are No Activities, No Pain,No Hate in the grave.
Jesus Christ spent a part of three days in Hell, when he died in the evening of Nissan 14 33CE
Job, Adam, Jacob, Abraham, Anini, Oyenusi, David, Samson etc are there.
And there you shall go if you drop dead this night or next.

How some of you just spill your thoughts at times can be alarming.
Who told you Job is still in Hell even after JESUS CHRIST had freed them all from there?

Come to Abraham… how can Lazarus be in Abraham's bossom in Hell and yet not with the rich man…? Or you think that was just an ordinary parable?

Jamesbiodun:
did you watch the video of the people in hell

I won't answer that because it's way broader than your knowledge.

Draslo:
If you believe anything you wrote, you'd know hell is empty and will only be filled on judgement day, isn't it?

Is Hell same as the Lake of Fire?

Some people will just be mentioning Hell like they think it's a clubhouse.
Those there in Hell are regretting their lives, wishing they had a second chance; while those here are wishing to join them there.

Irony of the Spirit.

To those of you saying whatever you want in reaction to my comment about Hell, I pray you don't die before knowing the truth of the mystery of Hell. Because Hell is real. Saying this as a witness due to personal encounter and experience.
I won't say more than this.

Answer by ChatGPT:

To find the minimum number of people the firm should at least employ, we need to calculate 25% of the total number of people from Ward A and Ward B, and then take the larger of the two values to ensure that the firm recruits at least 25% from both wards.

25% of 3600 = (25/100) * 3600 = 900

25% of 80 = (25/100) * 80 = 20

The larger value is 900, so the firm must recruit at least 900 people. Therefore, the correct answer is option B, 900.

Many Christians had fallen due to persecution and extreme persecutions from every other beliefs and religions in the world.
This had been since the days that Jesus Christ ascended back to heaven.
But the more the persecutions, the more the newer converts.

This reminds me if Gamaliel's speech:

Acts 5:34-39
Then stood there up one in the council, a Pharisee, named Gamaliel, a doctor of the law, had in reputation among all the people, and commanded to put the apostles forth a little space;
And said unto them, Ye men of Israel, take heed to yourselves what ye intend to do as touching these men.
For before these days rose up Theudas, boasting himself to be somebody; to whom a number of men, about four hundred, joined themselves: who was slain; and all, as many as obeyed him, were scattered, and brought to nought.
After this man rose up Judas of Galilee in the days of the taxing, and drew away much people after him: he also perished; and all, even as many as obeyed him, were dispersed.
And now I say unto you, Refrain from these men, and let them alone: for if this counsel or this work be of men, it will come to nought:
But if it be of God, ye cannot overthrow it; lest haply ye be found even to fight against God.