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sorry poster,dont mean to be rude,but this qstion of urs is a very stupid qstion,and for dat reason deserves dis stupid reply i just posted

such qstions shouldnt even be asked,i dont do negativity,so get behind me u jobless woman

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=199663.msg3132126#msg3132126 date=1227559484]Preach!

how man wey nevr chop belle full go take care of family?[/quote]or living wt a man inside one small hut wt leaking roof,and weneva it rains d whole house will be flooded,properties too,and then u expect me to listen to d same man tell me "honey its gonn.a be alright some day" that is not love that is stupidity wt punishment to crown it all

poster kill yourself,if u want to,just made a new hair today,and im feeling high

i guess u prefer girl wt reggae hairs(dreads)oniranu oshi

tinkwicely:
HEY,  ALTHOUGH I DIDN'T MEAN IN MARRIAGE, BUT, EVEN IN MARRIAGE IT SHOULDN'T BE LIKE THAT,  WHAT DO U THINK, HUSBAND AND WIFE SHOULD WORK HAND IN HAND SO THAT THE FAMILY WILL BE OK,

nobody is talking about marrying billgate,but a man must have enoff to feed his family their 3 square meals,and afford to train d kids,d woman too will help out,but the mans portion is more cos hes considered d head,a man dat cant even feed himself 2 times a day shouldnt even be talking about relationship,let alone marriage

racists or not,i love that country

yes naaaa,is it love that will feed d kids?register them in school,put food on d table?

no money no love,simple

smurf:
Whatever

yes,u called me?

Jackstar:
Nautilus - Thankyou !!
                                 [b] I see what you are saying , but why does it have to be me that has to give up everything ? I think he needs to make sacrifices too. [/b]Thanks again for ur post :p


and to the opther post - what advice are you telling me to take ?

in this case u r to be where ur husband wants u to be and not where u want him to be,u so like sound like a feminist   if u r not ready to compromise then look for an australian guy based in australia and get married and leave d nigerian guy to get married to a woman is ready to compromise to be wt her man,simple

MrCrackles:
Oops not you

You know i wont diss u

_{Now come here let BRASH plant a smacker on that beautiful cheek}

common u know i was just pulling ur legs

MrCrackles:
Yes it is true

Try Danke Oni-ijogbon!

MrCrackles:
She aint getting my vote for sure

wicked boy

so if na me them say make u vote for u no go vote abi

tangent:
thank u, i missed u too. i was so tied to so many projects but i am a bit free now. any gist?

never mind.

hmmmm enoff,u see in ur absence there is this girl called nomanicole that seduced d hell outt.a hannibal,and then yesterday him and tope2000 talked on YIM and he promised to come over at her place to spend d night,i also heard he fought stephen for tope,because he does not like sharing

well tope is known for her flirting,so i doubt if hanni will fall for her tricks,hmmmm tope flirts everyday wt diff men,stephen,sauron,brash,chamo,david,4play and a host of them all


that is d small gist for now,stay tuned for others

CodeRED:
Honey, I missed you too. Well I will try to come as often as time permits. Truth be told I am really pressed for time especially these days.

But the Land still is over populated with comics and dreamers. I just love it, Can't wait to come back and put babies in their cribs so they understand their places here.

Islander will soon be heading home for a tan . don't worry tell Mr Kadry I have his rumpunch on my list,

How is Mama Osisi? Give her my regards and tell her I hope that Jamaican has left Mr. osisi alone now . ( about to get ready for work o)

i will babes,take care of you and see u at d other end later

jay bee:
@ Tangent
me sef miss u wella  

sweetheart how body?

na danke

tangent:
i miss you too. from danke to whatever90 yet again? i understand why tope2000 won't miss me, she is my rival.

no mind tope,she no miss u atall,na only me miss u,so tey i no dey chop again,i loose appetite cos i dey worry if u dey ok

CodeRED:
I had to show up here just for the laffs.

I am missing this place, but on strike until seun releases my original moniker.

I love Nairaland and its drama,

jenny am back.

PS, well not all. Pataki, TBK, A 40, Tafari and even the bighead Kit n the inmate Doyin treat the Empress right,  

buahahahhahahahahahahahah

welcome back dearie,awwww,u see ive missed u so much,dis place can never be d same wtout islander hope u r back for good sweets

tangent:
danke dearie, finally, my people don arrive.

ur pple dey kampe for u naaa how body?chaii i don miss u ooooo na only me miss u ,tope2000 no miss u atall

@tangent

haaa long time no see babes,kedu?

_{its me danke}

aysometin:
My husband loves Pounded yam with banga and fresh fish
or Pounded yam with vegetable that as 7 lifes, lol
I Just love the way he eats, makes you want to cook for him every minute.

He loves to drink red wine, he says its good for the heart, i love it when he takes it sha because he starts to say everything on his mind when he gets a little tipsy, including how much he has in his account, lol, just kidding!!

I love u forever baby

wow,u r making me green wt envy nice one girl

more comments pls


@trooe

hahaahahahha u r so funny

[quote author=Tha_dude link=topic=199117.msg3130443#msg3130443 date=1227536744]Your name sef na scam, successdon cor failuredon nee! na who no study words and opposite for elementary na him go fall for ya trap!, me i don carry my old naira notes go make soup chop eba, olorun maje make person when never see success say e wan give me visa. I dey vex sef, U no wan go Japan?, u never go, u come say make i come go, Take ur time o[/quote]thank u my brother,tell them

dis successdon is known as a 419er

pple wey dey use grammar reply am ,well done

nonsense

hallo nairaland peeps

what did u eat today

i hate jollof rice and white fish 

so tell me urs

KarmaMod:
eba with a spoon?

The day I see that, I assure you I will laugh in the person's face

pretentious lunatics.

People who eat chicken wings with fork and knife also piss me off. Oyibo that you are copying sef uses his hands for chicken

sick people

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=198970.msg3128401#msg3128401 date=1227485911]Who eats eba with spoon?

How's that even possible?

I used my hands the Lord gave me.
My nails are long, I still use it. It's called washing your hands throughly. With fork ko with spoon ni. nonsense[/quote]believe u me,most of dis bush nigeria girls in d boarding school,dats wat they do,there is dis family friend of ours dat spends short holidays wt us in lagos cos her parents r based in d east and her school is also in lag,according to her they were forced by their teachers to eat wt spoon in school,so she got used to the whole thing

KarmaMod:
Ew why do you know this

iwo ti baje gan,dats d only thing ur eyes will see

as for me,im not ready to sacrifice my marriage for anybody,not even my kids will come btw me and my husband

tope2000:
Lol. . . so u agree there are wussies among u guys. thank you

_{get on yim, want to whisper sumthin sumthin in ur ears}

i saw dis oooo

KarmaMod:
seeing how doctors hardly have time to brush their teeth, why use the spare time you have for your husband to run BACK to work?

That's the point

thank you

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=199226.msg3128269#msg3128269 date=1227483354]For those who have sex all the time, doesn't it get boring?

So you can't leave the sex for let's say, 2 nights a week to take a patients call? SELL FISH by the SEA SHORE[/quote]there r sex and there r sex there r some dat comes wt so much passion dat u wont wanna let go,sex bcomes new everyday if done wt d right person

DavidDylan:
I don't buy anything i read on this forum. Too many people just dey copy story book for us.

story book like "Achebe the peacemaker"

@tope

dont mind sauron jooo,as if he has not seen enough of tits and co, takin shower togeda,cooking naked,dressing up in his very before,infact trying to put on a g-string and pull it up is enoff to make d tits shake

yeah yeah sauron,on dis case i dont blive u,cos i know how many of ur posts ive read especially on sex,infact u see it like a bed rock,so dis ur point,im not buying

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=199226.msg3128202#msg3128202 date=1227482103]It's not RUDE.[/quote]elo joko joooo so if u r about to reach orgasm and then her fone rings,maybe u will retrieve ur sim card and wait till shes thru wt d call

Akinagirl:
It seems rude but if its an emergency, don't they know 911?   Nah, really if its an emergency, then they can leave a message.

abi ooo

tope2000:
lol, how long is future

20 yrs?

ibkaye:
@topic
Will not do such a thing, seems rude sha, would you pick up your phone during a lecture? church service?

wat do u know?omo kekere