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This kind of woman is not for lazy men. Such women are meant for men that makes millions.

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Cashsteady:
Fucking from the arsehole is very sweet to men any real niggar would testify this but how does women feel when being bleeped from There? I wanna Know

Chai! Children don full nairaland.

Kapilta:
STD ko, DTS ni. Like say condom don finish for earth. Bring puna make son of man drill jare.

He who kills by the sword dies by the sword.

You come to nairaland to seek permission to commit fornication. Continue

[quote author=Kapilta post=97298909]Yinmu. Mumu op. Let her seduce me when she's actually the one in need. I go drill am well well. Like say na me go end up with borehole. Bodycount go even increase. Control animal ko, control human ni. If i no drill am make i knw wetin cause am.[/quote




You drill am well well, collect your own share of STD, as person wey get sense.

Zzor:
Husband is not scarce but the responsible one's na im scarce

True talk .

The story is one sided. Till I hear your partner's own side of the story. For now I can't advise you.

This is a correct man . Why won't they buy car for him when they grow up and can afford it instead of schnapp.

dukeprince50:
there is a very low chance u might marry a virgin.
Whoever u marry, the chances that another man has fvcked her is high.

Just thinking about it is making me loose interest in marriage

Are you a virgin?

Those men shouting up and down that women are these and that are insecure and feel intimidated by women. Idle and lazy men see women as their greatest problem in life. My advise is such men should go and hustle to keep themselves busy and women will cease to be their problem in life.

Ladies help each other. It mustn't be finanacial assistance in all cases.

This is not the reason why Nigeria guys go for white women. Why do they go for old cargos whereas there are younger white women out there. It's as a result of their lust for money.

thebosstrevor1:
Help him out

He should make use of the advice.

Kapilta:
If u wan do just talk am, no dey use style.

Lažy yoot!

From my observation,El Rufia might be the next president.

Openbusiness:
"Some" (quote and unquote for emphasis) of the red flags I look out for include:

Ornaments such as waist beads, ankle beads, exaggerated ear piercings, tongue piercings, nose rings, eyelash piercings, belly rings, ring on the toes, star or snake or other weird tattoos, excessive jewelry... etc! 99.5% of them are Sluts, Hoeloshos, Escorts, Runs girls, or full time full blown Prostitutes, either codedly or openly. As a woke guy, highest they can get from me is booty call levels, can't commit to these hoes, they belong to the streets with their community puci. Dig and send her away. No attachments or strings. "From the streets they came and to the streets they shall return" - Niggalations 7:2
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Fetish inclinations such as things she uses or her belief system or communication etc. For example, I'm using this soap for good luck, or I went to do cleansing inside river or going to do incisions with herbalists or using charms or I spray this perfume to get favors, or I belong to ogbanje society etc all these kinds of fetish inclinations = i don japa delete d crazy witch number - YES, every fetish female is either a witch or potential witch. Light and darkness no get business together. No time for fuckery either. So I don't mingle with such people, female or male sef. I don disappear
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Social media. If she's a social media freak, the type that is on all the popular social media, and active on everything, has that unhealthy social media obsession as a source of her self esteem, "power" and validation. Or has this false sense of fame or celebrity status that makes her feel over important or like some idol that should be worshipped. 99% of them are very toxic mannerless females with bad character and low self esteem. Social media is the drug they "get high" and "feel fly" and on top of the world with from all the adulation from those bloody ass-licking simps and wimps and it gives them fake make-believe they are super important, all her life and self worth is social media, mtchwwwwwww.
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Communication. If she's the type that's always running her mouth cho cho cho yen yen yen, either with excessive nagging or bickering or bitchiness, or the type that has diarrhea of the mouth and always saying sh*t anytime she opens her mouth. Or the type that can't talk and express herself or her feelings properly and she wants you to be a psychic mind reader or feelings detector machine 95% of the time. I call them "drama Queens" because 97% of them always have drama, 'crazy' is their middle name. It's always another day another drama with these type of females. It is only the extremely patient and super coolheaded guys that can cope with them. But I'm a hothead, so no time for drama Queens abeg. Mr Somebody cum an carey ur crazy dawta oh, before drama Queen "mistakenly" push my Hulk Smash buttons like a nuclear football and i "mistakenly" break somebody's dawta's head. I like my Bruce Banner form, thank you.
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Boring sex These ones nawa for dem oh, no sexual passion, no sexual creativity, no romantic enthusiasm etc. They just lie down like firewood. They are ok with one position for 1 hour. The only style they know is "digging"; just dig till you're tired, they don't care about nothing else. They will just be looking at you like zombie, to moan sef na war, if they catch themselves moaning, they squeeze face and squeeze stomach until the moaning turns to murmuring. Nawa! They won't ride you, they won't climb table or chair, they won't do helicopter, they won't do acrobatics, they won't roll, they won't even move an inch, na where you start you go finish, the room go dey neat, even the bedsheet no go ruff up when u finish, everything go dey arranged . They are just too lazy for anything exciting, too rigid and unmotivated, too boring. Abeg shift, waka comot, let the wild girls that like doing gymnastics cum to papa Freaky girls will scatter everywhere, you start in the bedroom but you end it in the kitchen, her wig removed in the toilet as you were rolling everywhere, the whole house is upside down. They are so kinky, their imagination runs wild, so enchanting, so explosive. They add spice to your spice. Fire meets fire. When you finish, you are gasping for air, the sweat on your bodies can form a river .
I'll pass abeg
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Now this is how I like them, freaky freaky
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Lemme stop here abeg, he af do before my cho cho cho mouth says sumtin that can cause World War 7 here

All these expectations from somebody you have not paid her bride price, nawa! Lažy yoot.

You need to see a psychologist.

Thank God you learnt your lesson. Wahala for men that cannot control their sexual desire. �

May God come to our aid. This type will even come to nairaland and be screeming that women are olosho! Agents of satan everywhere.

Bawofss:
I bleeped 26 beautiful girls dis year alone.....d highest body count I av had in a year...despite all dat, no HIV, Gonorea, STD etc. i am Hale and hearty. Glory be to God

When a foolish person talks, it smells everywhere.

menix:
Was shot, still ran with the bullet nd was chased.. On trying to finish me off God did a miracle I still can't fathom, he looked at me fiercely while the gun pointed at me, turned and walked away..

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Thank God

andycom:
Like terms attract each other, if you're meeting irresponsible guys that means you're highly irresponsible.

And your comments on this thread has shown how irresponsible you are.

That's the way you men complain here on nairaland that responsible women are hard to find. That means those complaing are highly irresponsible. "like terms attract each other".

bouncin04:
I'm a single guy ( 32 years ) who's aspiring to get married maybe in 2 to 3 years time , but news about failed relationships and my experiences gives me cold feet , I can't handle being cheated on as I just got out of one toxic relationship . So I ask people already in marriages if they have for once regretted being married to their current partners , if yes kindly give your reasons and share how you are coping with them , and if no also share your formula towards keeping a happy home , so we learn . Thanks in anticipation .

For you to come to nairaland to seek advise from women haters shows that you are not ready to settle down. Besides its a well known fact that men are unfaithful in marriage than women. Besides i don't think you are a saint.

Fertility challenges. Still on it.

Juliusmomoh:
Our own for kogi no de fail oo ...
The guy fuck_up sha..
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Why should u allow woman test you? ..
Don't u know woman are naturally disadvantage to human existence?..

Including the women in your family. Learn to talk like a reasonable human being

[quote author=EdoFirstBorn post=96575017]Yes too hard because 99% are whôres
Materialistic, manipulative, pathological lairs

Most of them have lost what makes them women that's why when you are with them you quickly feel the need to exit that conversation or just have her leave.

They feel like men ... Yurk

They are a lost course.. that's why you have so many over aged unmarried women in Nigeria

I predict that in the coming years more and more of these over aged women will become nuns .

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Including the females in your family. Good to hear!

Since your looking for someone that will accept you "how you are",then you should be able to accept them "how they are" too. Stop being self centered.

TayehJiboluwa:
There is a connection between egg, onion and fruit of the womb. God may have answered your prayer. But be careful, egg is very fragile and onion a bit intricate. Don't fight or quarrel with anyone. Avoid any provocation, altercation. Pray for divine safety and divine favour concerning the fruit of the womb. You're favoured in Jesus name.

Amen. Thank you sir.

[quote author=TayehJiboluwa post=96336913]Egg is something fragile, something delicate. Onion means something complicated or interwoven, both may be referring to your character or personality.

Try not to piss your husband off or make him angry in anyway. Respect him. Lizards represent poverty, since it attacked you in the room, it means poverty programmed by the enemy against you, probably witchcraft. Deal with the root and power of poverty(even if
you're rich now, it's an attack), deal with witchcraft. Pray against marital frustration and marital failure. Believe God for victory over life's battles and challenges.[/quote





Thanks you sir. Though I have been seeking for the fruit of the womb for years now. I don't know whether there is a relationship between the egg I saw and my present condition.

Goodevening sir, I dreamt last night, where I bought two large fresh eggs and smaller piece of onions. After that, I saw where my husband was angry with me and was using my clothes to clean the ground out of anger and I didn't retaliate. After that I found myself in a room were I saw something like lizard on the curtain, as I came closer to observe it, it was hidding itself. It later jumped on my body, close to my ears. I now use my hand to remove it, but couldn't find it. Please I don't understand the dream.