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Simplyparis:
Am good

I'll like us to know each other and be friends

Sweetgoodie:
you said it all bro
I'm a tech expert and has virtually handled all the latest flagship of popular phones
Trust me iPhone should not even be in top 2 phone manufacturing.

These people are taking their users back to stone age and introducing a technology that has been used by android tey tey

shey no be the same iPhone that dumped their Almighty retina ips display for oled?
nooo they should have sticked with it if they where as fantastic as people hype them
at the other hand Samsung users have been flexing amoled right from galaxy s1
and the list goes on
people do compare ram size of iPhones and android when even windows mobiles 1gb ram run smoother
so if android os requires more ram numbers to get required smoothness nothing there.
see iPhone are just overhyped and technologically they're behind Samsung let me not talk about user friendly.

verdict if you place a latest iPhone and a latest Samsung for me to choose, I'll choose iPhone, sell it buy latest Samsung use the change to flex my weekend

audio tech

this failed party should stop wasting their resources. they've lost already.

Angybaby:
Congratulations Ma

where in Abia state are u?

MrJaay:
Yup. The last alphabet in this alternate profile is a capital letter "i"not an L

It would be less confusing if the name were written as s.afarigiri

CC: safarigirl

Explorers account was also cloned the L there was replaced with a an uppercase i
The comment in explorer's cloned account got so worse that the mods had to delete all his comments.
Check it out
https://www.nairaland.com/expiorers
Same with Ishilove
https://www.nairaland.com/ishiiove
Cc Edopesin

Simplyparis:
�

it's funny or isn't it?
How are you?

cbngov01:
Thats how my 16year old cousin missed sometime last year. My mother was extremely worried, my dad kept panicking. Reported to the police after 2days of waiting. She resurface on the 5th day after days of collecting gbola!

Her story: Her facebook boyfriend had a party and she went. For a whole 5days.

Guess what, she put to bed last week from that romp!

LMAO
cha funniest story I've ever come across

Dreyton36:
She go collect preek she go come back house no worry

she's too young for that

MarieAnn2012:
Igbo Amaka

Soon you'd see a counter post/thread of she not being the first by some Accommodators

They are here already

which one are u out of those two skin bleached entities on your dp?

Mightyhaiz:
I also entertain this fear,..the way ppl have thrown caution to the winds,coupled with the kind of cold and ambient humidity now..



keep safe ppl

take dexacorten and stay sade

she's ipob that was bred and trained in the south west.

Kemistri4:
God bless Akwa Ibom
Our sister state

sister state gbuo gi dia. ebonyi is your sister and not Akwa Ibom. even anambra the high class Igbo's reject u

God punish NCDC. bastards

Martinez39s it's much but please kindly read it patiently to the end

member that ugly girl I was obsessed with that I spent so much but yet still she told me she was a virgin, friend zoned me and refused visiting me in my apartment.

so I finally got rid off her on my mind. So of recent a certain young guy in the ashewo section of nairaland got a Toyota Camry that he uses for his uber services and he was bragging how he has used the car to fvck a lot of girls and how he was irresistible by ladies.
so I dropped the girl's number to him and here goes the sexcapades :

emperOrs.version:
Hello My Nairalanders, I've been busy today for the work wey una send me.... I have been dared by Ebenezer2020 to lash one uniben girl like that as he believes the girl na virgin and she never spoil....

For those who dont know my I'm emper0rs.version, the ashewo landlord for Benin...

Today we did meet and lash and that's why I'm typing this to tell you how it happened... MY WORD IS MY PRIDE... Remember i gave 2 weeks duration, I was able to complete it before 2 weeks actually, today made it 7 days....


Stay tuned while I update you....

typing...

emper0rs.version:
Story continues

Today was not convenient for me at all, because I did packed from my current house to another yesterday, so I was physically tired with pains all over.... ordinarily I be wan rest today from the packing stress yesterday, but then as I don already get arrangement with this uniben babe named progress for today, I nor suppose dull plus the challenge and dare we I be get from Nairalanders I had to make my self available so we meet today..

we finally met at about 3:15pm, all I had with me was just 1,400 I swear to God.. I drove to her junction, waited for her, she come call to ask me what is the colour of my car (cos I told her I was driving down)... soon she came and she looked really taller than she was in her profile pic... no makeup, she nor fine as such, I just use eye glance through her and accessed her, while I took her off...

typing...

emper0rs.version:
Before now lemme do a quick run down to what Ebenezer2020 felt about this girl...

He felt she wasn't gonna be an easy catch because he assumed she was a virgin

Also, he has been financially supportive to this very girl all these years.. In his words the girl don chop my money, which is normal (cos that has happened to me in time past too)

So we are going to find out ...


First I suspected otherwise when I chatted the girl up from day 1 of my 2 weeks lashing duration.. Judging from what Ebenezer2020 talked about the girl as highlighted above .. I expected someone really though... so I planned my steps real well and actions assuming that this one nor be normal okpo wey you do just pay Bleep...

Norms, when you get number of a girl from another, the first question you get when communicating with that girl is "HOW DID YOU GET MY NUMBER" I expected that reply and so I cooked a response before then... My response was gonna be My sister who attends uniben gave me your number....
But surprisedly she never asked...(Maybe because she saw a fresh kid like me on my status dp with my Corolla ride and she didn't really wanna scare me off).. rather she asked me later after we met...

Also I suspected this girl nor be normal decent girl like the wry Ebenzer hype her to be when I teased her on phone and told her to come with two pants.. that I'm out of boxers as I will like to try out her pants.. she just smiled and said "nutty boy"..

That was when I knew I was game....

sorry this story of mine is just a preview to our meeting today...

typing ctd.....

emper0r.sversion:
After meeting we drove to a nearby guest house where I Sabi the manager there based on previous controls and existing relationship.... As usual, short time na 1k for the well furnished guest house with AC... But based on say the manager na my guy I spent about 2 hours there... When we don dey room na then she come ask me say, "how did you even get my number..". (my mind come be say, na now u wan ask me ) but I tols her about my sister who attends uniben, 300 law student and that she was the one who gave out her number to me because I wanted it... she just relax and was cool with it... I just come reach out to this girl touch dey touch her booby.. she was like but we are just meeting, you don't even know me... I come tell am, like I always tell people say.. "Fucking you today won't ruin our future relationships, if I don't like you I won't connect with you and by the way, hope you brought a spare pants... " To my greatest surprise she came with another pant na there I come know say I dey game... I touch this babe... come jejely remove her cloth, hold her nipples... trust me she has the best large nipples I have seen in years... her bobby nor need bra, cos she's naturally erected and firm.. but it was a bit strong then, that was because she was already in the mood then I guess... i take my next step... try unzip her slowly while I dey soak her nipples.. as I unzip her finish na she come even join adjust waist make the jeans pull easily.. Bro, I did what is called the KO for women... I touched and swiped my fingers through her pussy... she don wet already... To confirm what Ebenezer2020 said whether na virgin, I try deep my first finger he enter, second and even third enter well... omo I come laugh for my mind say na game I don dey... As an ashewo landlord guy you need to know this "When you suck a girl's nipple and touch her pussy clit the same time she go screenshot" and then she must gree make you mount am.. if she nor gree that moment, nor force her bros... tell her make she dress dey go . I swear she wouldn't go because that time she don dey high... so after pulling all her clothes down and reached out to her pussy... na so she begin pull my knicker reaching out to my dick... This time I was not with condom, I had to rush to get a condom in my dashboard for motor, but to my greatest shock.. it wasn't there... so I come rush come out with slack belt for my waist to buy condom, this time the manager my guy nor dey oo... I finally bought kiss for 300 naira, money wey remain for hand come be 100 naira.. na so I rush wear am vlimv am in excitement and bleeped her... she was just all free in... her pussy don yakapata... my junior be nor small oo, it was then I was hinted that this babe fit dey do runs ooo... For the second round sef, the way she help me wear condom she wear am like pro for me .... I just dey observe her, after pouncing second round I come tire .. I was not really on my A game.. because yesterday stress weak me.. we finally dressed up and she was like I should take her out to matice... I told her we could get that done tomorrow cause I've got to hurry home and shower for some evening fellowship (I come bring church matter inside oo), so with the last 100 card I had, I bought her a bottle water and dropped her back home and told her we would meet again.... we kissed and parted...

It wasn't easy capturing pictures because while we were doggy fucking... I tried snapping the whole room just lightup with my camera and she was like what am I doing...? However I still managed to get some nudes and video while in action here BUT I WONT UPLOAD and that's because the person who gave me the contact (Ebenezer2020) is a Nairalander and I fear he may blackmail her....

Thanks all... my mission accomplished

emper0rs.version:
baba I nor give the girl any money oo I swear and she was even comfortable with it... I really felt I should have even tho she nor be runs girl... I had just 1,400

1k for guest house short time

300 for kiss condom

Then the last 100 naira I buy bottle water for her...

I seriously feel I should have given her some money bro but money be nor dey hand then.... However based on the kind conscience I get I go try take am out of just give am small change later....

emper0rs.version:
Bro the idea is just confidence and what gives you confidence na just the car wey you ride to there... I had a tough time today deciding how I wan use that 1,400 I was like... should I just get her pepper soup and take her out small then re-schedule so we Bleep... I then said know... Initially I had about 2,500. I rather spend that surplus for my car but fuel and on AC so he go sharp... then I go fit lash the babe without spending.... I spent on my car instead to get her pvssy...

Na confidence bro, so many times I shut her up when she was talking... I go just smile tell am say.... u talk too much ooo... I enslaved her psychology to think that I'm one big boss and she should even be lucky to have me around...meanwhile she nor know say I be wan random guy wey dey use Corolla dey hustle for Uber... lol

emper0rs.version:
Na she come know... As in I'm not doing bad either... I own the car and pay my bills.... You never hear say girls for lag dey Bleep Uber drivers just for free transport... na wa for you ok... Meanwhile I just chop the girl to prove my point.. because my WORD KS MY PRIDE... So after today I go try block her and let her be... no emotions attached... I go only miss those firm nipples and boobs of her

emper0rs.version:
it's not wise and matured bro... again I would have as I still have her nude pictures and even videos but the guy who gave me the contact is very pissed with her... I beleive he spent so much on her and he would use this nude uploads of mine to attack her... I don't want that...

THE END

Martinez39s:
I will contact you on WhatsApp asap.

I Will post it here.
since March I've been offline.
that my WhatsApp phone got spoilt

Martinez39s:
Very well then. If you read my post well, you will see that I wasn't trying to challenge you, I wasn't trying to debate, and I wasn't trying to be an authority on anything (either on what mgtow and the redpill are, or what makes a man a man); I am also not ignorant on the game even though I have decided to go mgtow. You were erroneously painting mgtow folks to be those who shun sexual arousal, and sex with women (prostitutes, escorts, hook up chicks, or sex buddies etc.) when this isn't the case. Anyway, do your thing. Good day.

xup bro how are you doing?
it's emptycoconuthead. how are you doing?
just wanted giving you a little update on that girl I was obsessed of before you introduced the redpills to me

sircrabo:
Not really. The lockdown gave me time to revamp my blog. My fiverr account also picked up this year (heading to level 2). I got a better understanding of the forex market and i have learnt from my past mistakes. I successfully turned $65 into $301 (presently) in about two months.
I feel i am a better trader now.
We are hoping the remaining part of the year will be more meaningful.

bro how can u help me out with fiver?
I don't even know how to start

[quote author=Ladyvixen post=90839392][/quote]hi sorry my account was banned by auto spam bot.
kindly WhatsApp me pls 09064553219.
please kindly remove the number in case u quote cos I'll remove it soon

fuckingAyaya:
don't take life too serious peace out

exactly what I wanted replying the troll

PDP controlled States using this pandemic as a golden opportunity to loot.