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LiteratureRe: 'my Names Are', Or 'my Name Is' by Whiteguru: 7:33pm On Oct 09, 2012
"my name is" is certainly the correct way to say a name. A name is a a noun used to identify an object, person or and idea. Now because, there are so many people on planet earth and all of us need to identified individually, three, four or five lineage names were employed to specifically identify a particular person. The name of A Toyota brand of car would have surficed for every toyota that left the manufacturing line of toyota. But to specifically identify each car type, Toyota Camry SE or Ce 2007 was now used. So the name of the car is therefore Toyota Camry, SE 2007. The names of the care would therefore be Toyota camry SE 2007, Toyota spider and Timaya car! When your names are, it means you can be identified by one of those names specifically. So the person who says that he names are atim okon udo, implies that if you call her atim everybody would know u r tuking about her specifically and if you call her okon, it would still refer to her specifically etc and offcourse this is not always the case. Because if some gives his namees as Atim Udo Okon and you were to go to his street and ask for Udo, people will certainly not be able to identify her as the Atim they all know. This is my take on this matter.
AutosRe: Lagos Clear Toyota Camry 2001 Model For Sale by Whiteguru: 4:14pm On Oct 09, 2012
Na wa for you o @ Waleco2008, u no fit read the handwriting on the wall?
RomanceRe: When A Man Can't Take A No For An Answer by Whiteguru: 12:18pm On Jun 01, 2012
Try to understand him, there must be a reason why he cant take no for an answer.
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan's Democracy Day Broadcast: What Do You Make Of It? by Whiteguru: 7:33pm On May 30, 2012
This Ijaw man has a deep rooted perchant for shooting himself on the foot! For Christ's sake is the handiwork of Danjuma or Obj? U had not finished with boko haram bombings everywhere, u started fuel subsidy, now u have finished with the fuel subsidy probe report, now its phcn increased tarriffs, as that one no dey enof, National Asso of Residents Doctors are going on strike tommorow, u av not said a word yet about that one, nw wetin carry u go join with MKO and Unilag!!!!? Shoeless Child = Clueless Adult!!
Christianity EtcRe: Sign Fireman Explains How God Is A Game!!! by Whiteguru: 6:28pm On May 30, 2012
if that handbill is anything to go by, i have not heard of this guy before, the fact that he is branding himself with this funny and phony names and his not too cultured reply to the seyi rhodes guy, betrays everything a man of God should stand for. for christ sake the guy is a "guy" in the real sense of the word and he is too young for my liking. Xtians are becoming too gullible abeg!
CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy - I'm Gay & Head Of The Illuminati In Nigeria by Whiteguru: 6:37pm On May 28, 2012
I Love Nigeria!, once somehting enter naija, even if na something wey dem dey carry as very serious matter for other place, here ee become child's play.Iluminati dun come Nigeria, everybody dun become member, Don jAZZY, d BANJ, now nah old Charlie, next ee go be Aki and Pawpaw and then Mama iJO,that mad woman wey dey illesha Junction. one day she go just enter Molue Express go tell them say na she be the undercover agent for Illuminati in Nigeria!
CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy - I'm Gay & Head Of The Illuminati In Nigeria by Whiteguru: 6:28pm On May 28, 2012
Hear ye oh Nigerians!!! i am sexy, gay, lesbian, illuminati, egbesu, ekong, ekpe, boko odua, militant.... and i know it!!!! So u see, no be charlie alone sabi be something!!
PoliticsRe: “A Nigerian Senator Duped Me”— Pat Utomi by Whiteguru: 6:17pm On May 28, 2012
Name the person, bring proof and see the nation set mind and hands to purpose or forever silence your tongue Prof!!!
PoliticsRe: This Is Why Nigeria Is Not Secured...(pics) by Whiteguru: 6:02pm On May 28, 2012
I have not had this gud a laugh in I month. Jezzzzz!! Nigeria i hail thee mehnnnn!
RomanceRe: Is It Good To Date Your Age Mate? by Whiteguru: 5:53pm On May 28, 2012
Date is ok but think thrice before you walk down the aisle!
AutosRe: Registered 2001 Toyota Camry LE On Sale For 850,000****SOLD***** by Whiteguru: 11:09am On May 23, 2012
HOW long has the car been used. and can it fly for 650k
LiteratureRe: LAWLESSLY GRACEFULL-- What Do U Think About It by Whiteguru: 6:54pm On May 22, 2012
well . good try. but lets see, is this just one poem, or different poams put together. A poem must strife to convey the feelings in the mind of the author by each verse and also in its entirety. Being a good poet is not all about being able to lump rhymmes together and make them sound vaguely strange. A poetry must carry a message and a good poet is one whose got a message and is able to pass it accross as succint as possible. Good try like i said. but work on the message.
LiteratureRe: Not Sure Of Your Writing Skills? Post Here And We Can Help Each Other Improve by Whiteguru: 6:44pm On May 22, 2012
Good try. need more work though
LiteratureRe: Untold Story Of A Dark Nation- A Must Read Novel! by Whiteguru: 11:57am On May 02, 2012
Cool! But lets start frm d setting, At what time space r we reading this? R u in 20th, 19th or 18th century? Because your descriptions of d festival makes me feel like we r in all of dem simultaenosly.Ur description of the whitemen does nt belong to any of ds eras, i tot colonial whitemen wore booth n hats n 18th century english suits! U tuk abt canopies n bands, dat luks like the 70 n 80s. More wrk also on using moe encompassing words, u take to many words to make a point. All d same, nice try @ dailynews! I'll put up anoda epilogue for u to review too
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Comedian AY Survives Car Crash In Abuja by Whiteguru: 6:15pm On Apr 30, 2012
AY ma man!!! hw much u go sell dat camry nw!!!? Shebi i bet u say u go sell am give cheap pass as u been tuk before!!? U dun c am nw!? many ways to catch a rat ma bro. I de come pick ma car o!!!
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Comedian AY Survives Car Crash In Abuja by Whiteguru: 6:10pm On Apr 30, 2012
AY ma mna!!! Hw much u go sell d camry now. Shebi i tell u say u go sell am for me cheap pass dat price u bin tuk!!!!? Many ways to kill a cat abi na rat!!
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Songs That Never Get Old ? by Whiteguru: 9:29am On Apr 26, 2012
guys na wa for una o where is
D mandators's Rat Race n Luv country, n apathied
Evi edna Okoli's 1988 hit
Ras Kimon's what a guan?
Nico mbarga's sweet mother
Tu face's African QuEEN
Most of felas songs
Nice's guongoso
African china mr president
onyeka owenu's one luv keep us together
Bongo's Hav been waitin for luv too long
All ds mentionin of shina peters, ebeneza obey n d like were nt truely wholly nigerians songs, they mo like sectional
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast Rocks Football Viewing Center At Tundun Wada, Jos by Whiteguru: 11:18am On Apr 25, 2012
My question is, why do we hav a political who cannot profer an answer to an obviously political problem!?
This is nt just a xtian muslim thing, this is a case of poverty saturated youths being used by highly placed politicians in d north to make d country ungovernable like they said they wud!. What ia GEJ the Jack O. Lanten doing!? Jezzz!!!
CelebritiesRe: Davido Flaunts 10 Million Naira Cheque On Twitter by Whiteguru: 11:15pm On Apr 24, 2012
I fear for u ma son! U need santification, u need an assignment. Now son, d cheque has been demonized by ds single act, so son u need a bottle of olive oil from an olive tree planted on d very spot d son of man was crucified n u need also a virgin, she must b ur sister n den u nid to drop d cheque in d tithe box at pencostal overcomers ministries by 12 midnight. U have to b naked at ds time..... Wen u do ds son.... De holy spirit will now inform me on wat nxt to do to cleans d cheque. Bless u son as u do this or else death lurks in d coener for u n ..... Oh God its hard to say wat ma eyes see!!!!!!
LiteratureRe: The Two-day Governor by Whiteguru: 12:25pm On Apr 24, 2012
Gud @dailynews. hope u learn from evry little comments we make on ur post!?
LiteratureRe: Naija Young Writers Club- Join Now! by Whiteguru: 12:09pm On Apr 24, 2012
I have 4 un published works n wud really luv ds club to help me edit dem. Ma emal is whiteguru_1179@yahoo.com. Search for David Wilson on fb or whiteguru on 2go
LiteratureRe: Plz Naira Fam, Comment On My Story...its Fiction And The First I've Written. by Whiteguru: 11:58am On Apr 24, 2012
Ds makes for a gud read. Problem is its sounds like a sci fic in a traditional african setting. Reconciling ds differents settin in one book might poe a problem. At one point, it sounded like an alien invasion!!! then i saw izataah forest n i cringed. Wat was used to tie u shd b africanized, give it an african feel, odawise u'd still soundin out of ds world too. But generally, big ups to u!!!
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Finally Speaks On Mo'hits Split & Don Jazzy's Betrayal by Whiteguru: 11:15am On Apr 24, 2012
D, banj old pass Don jazzy!!!!! Jezzz!!!!! then D, banj most quite old!!!
LiteratureRe: Not Sure Of Your Writing Skills? Post Here And We Can Help Each Other Improve by Whiteguru: 10:52pm On Apr 23, 2012
@mactunji Lame u say? Well na me follow u write for ur post nah
LiteratureRe: Not Sure Of Your Writing Skills? Post Here And We Can Help Each Other Improve by Whiteguru: 10:52pm On Apr 22, 2012
Poke me or give me a 'thumps up' wen u read this witty pick up lines.


I have this story i heard and i'd love to tell it to you...ah...over a bottle of cold beer.


If said you're everything i ever dreamt of, you'd probaly say i was toasting you, wouldn't you?


Right now, you stun me, but i beg you to unstun me so i could just say how stuning you are.



Did you ever read about that romeo and juliet
story? I bet it was a lie, but we could try to play it, can we?


I bet you have heard this line a thousand times, but certainly not from me....


I think the evening is cool, the music is cooler but you....ah...you are the coolest thing in the club.
.


You seem like you cant hurt a fly but you're H-O-T-I-N-G me!!!


Congratulations, today is your lucky day, you just won a heart...my own!!!


Just now i wish we were chickens, so i could just start chasing you around this whole place.


You know if i was a girl, right now you'd be my worst enemy cos you are geting every guy's attention in the room, including mine.
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LiteratureRe: My First Real Attempt A Writing....give Me A Poke Or A Thumbs Up! by Whiteguru(op): 10:29pm On Apr 22, 2012
@ Breathing n Camgal, i'm so really honoured and humbled at d same time. True, i hurry a little bit when painting my scenes and have taken note of ur highly esteemed contributions. Would realy luv for us to do this more often. Maybe we shd meet in any of d social netwrks, fb, B8 Chat or 2go.
LiteratureMy First Real Attempt A Writing....give Me A Poke Or A Thumbs Up! by Whiteguru(op): 11:55pm On Apr 18, 2012
my name is David Wilson, this is probably my first real attempt at writing....

Let me know what you tihink when you read this excepts...its un edited pls.

He was siting on his office table on the fifth floor of the Amazon biulding , and over looking the large pane windows is the expansive view of the tinapa resort, the gray silihoute on evening sky, a constant remainder of the looming let down from the heavens and as they, God was about to cry. He wondered, as he chewed on his cigarette stick, what was about to make the almighty cry today. The alarm on his device startled him, for the uptheen time and for the uptheen time he pressed the snooze button. The meeting of the 10 wise men was scheduled for 5pm, he was the wisest man, and was 45 minutes late for a meeting he had surmoned, yet he felt the nine would have to wait. Nothing, not even what he viewed as his political steping stone was more important like his daily question and answer session with the almighty. Today, one question above all needed immediate attention. "who amongst the nine was the judas?" 'who could he trust and who couldn't he trust?' this was the ultimate question that needed the almighty prompt answer.
Linus Ekpelle Okah, the grand son and heir to the throne of the Okah dynasty was a renowed etheist and a strong critic of the theological school of thought advocating the theory of the Almighty hand in human endeavours. All his life he had taken to mocking god by asking him questions about issues that confronted him, and all the time never really expecting the Almighty as he called him to answer, because he the almighty was just a fiction of the immagination of unfirtunately one quarter of the earth's population. And today again, as in many of mockery sessions with the almighty, there was no answer from the almighty. Linus smiled and heaved a heavy sighed.

'what a fallacy you are?' he cursed under his breath. 'i hear you speak in whispers, i wish you could be more audible, my friend'
The alarm started singing again goading the man into action. He slaped an immaginary speck of dust of his paul smith throusers and stood to his full six feet, five,just as his phone rang. He pressed the green key twice, once to receive and twice to activate the loudspeaker on the blackbeery Gemmini,

'Yes' he croaked.
'the nine are waiting sir' it was the voice of his protocol officer one.
'are the convoy ready, jane?
'yes, your honour, awaiting your orders sir' the female voice responded with a high sense of professionality.
'Good, put a call to stephanie and tell her i wont be back until midnight, she shouldn't wait up for me, alright and come get my stuff, we have an election to win'. He droped the call and smiled triumphantly, this last phrase had become his favourite last words during conversations ever since he formally declared his intrntion to vie for the gubernatorial seat of the oil rich state three weeks ago. He swaggered aimlessly to the twelve feet tall glaass panes that formed the west section of his magnificient office, another stick of malboro had replaced the last one. He inhaled deeply, sighed and then exhaled a curly fume into the air, watching as though in a trance as the fumes dispersed in no particular pattern. He wondered if the almighty had any thing to do with that also. A door open behind him and he turned sharply both because he was naturaly an agile dude and also because his sense of security had also heightened a notch further in the last three months. Two smartly dressed gentlemen lead by his ever delectable chief of protocol, Jane akpan filed into the room, the two men wiating by the door. She threw a thunderous smile at him while graping for his jacket. He turned to allow her sliped it on over his shoulders.
' looks like the heavens are angry' he said to no one in particular as he adjusted his jacket. Stan and Etimo kept their place by the door. They were his most priced security detail. He did not go anywhere, they couldn't go along, if they said go, he'd go and if they said don't, he wouldn't. This two men where like they say, his last line of defence. Just as jane picked the suitcase on the table and the three mobile phones with it, someone sneezed as if he was signaling that it was time to exit the office. It was Etimo.
LiteratureRe: Beautiful Scars - Critics Pls by Whiteguru: 11:33pm On Apr 18, 2012
cool olamide,this is very commendable, u shd not b writing as a hobby, u shd b published!!! I write too. I have four unpublished works. Find me on facebook search for David wilson, i wud luv us to share ideas!
AutosRe: Toyota Avalon 2000 Or Honda Baby Boy Which Do I Go For? by Whiteguru: 11:00pm On Apr 18, 2012
an avalon wud nake more sense. Its toyota to start with n d fuel economy and cheap avaliable parts are a plus. Babyboy is as cost effective. But the truth is, for a 500k offer for either of those cars, i dont think those are in prety good condition. Check them well or get a mechanic to do it for u. Gud lock bro
PoliticsRe: Special Adviser To President On Inter-governmental Affairs Showing Off Tattoo by Whiteguru: 3:49pm On Feb 08, 2012
Special adviser!? Hmmm, dis wetin ee go advice pass make we de import pancake!!!
PoliticsRe: Occupy Nigeria: Updates From Across The Nation by Whiteguru: 1:35pm On Jan 13, 2012
Am so impressed abt these lagosians, fct n bauchi protesters, this is beter than lybian, and egyptian uprising, this is cool!!! For once, let government know that we are close to the edge. Let them know that Nigerians can't stand up for their rights! Its been too long in the dark gloomy tunnel of corruptuon, injustice and marginalization!!! NIGERIANS I HAIL THEE!!!
PoliticsRe: Strike: Count Us Out –south-east Traders by Whiteguru: 1:46pm On Jan 10, 2012
my brother, leave dem, tomorow they'll want gud roads n water n power n then they'll want an igbo or akwa ibom or cross river president and cry marginaliztion when they dont get it!. Forgetin that this wat makes you relavant in the polity. When the west n d north r agitatin, akwa ibom, cross riverians n their likes will stay at home n xpect others to risk it all for them. I pity wey i come from!!!!

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