₦airaland Forum

skyhighh:
u wer thr 1997, but still in college, or i get u, u keep repeatin 4 7yrs, u so daft 2 thnk my english is improper, com 2 ma school n ask 4 one of d best students, that is me bro, your established huh?? PULLLEZZZE, lets nt go thr, because you're nuffin, malaysian jail, u dun evn knw what your girlfriend is doin in malaysia, your happy u hav half a girl, fool, i dun want to mess up your relationship, but i can giv u evidence of wats goin on btwn your girlfriend n peeps in here, so please don't start,

Hahahaha

Thats such a popular line. . . Evidence against my girl

You make me laugh, i dont need your bloody evidence, and i'm not the kind of guy who takes such crap evidence, and guess what? thats the difference between us, Maturity.

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Respect yourself and stop making a fool of yourself. Now i know where you're coming from, it was attention all the while. . . well, you wont be getting it from me sha
_{such a joke}

skyhighh:
y'all knw malaysian education is very very far away frm nigerian education, der r fuckin better dan us. so wats your fuckin bizness in knwin ma level, I pass u bro, ten years 2 com, u'l b wer i am 2day

This yr 1 college boy will not respect himself, talking of your level, i was there in. . .   1997!!!

Today i'm very well established and you have a long way to climb to get to where i am. You should be happy for this opportunity to see outside the walls of naija, u should use the opportunity properly so u dont end up in one malaysian jail.

Instead u come here trying to kill innocent people with ur demented nature and your improper english

skyhighh:
is that your problem, iv seen all your posts n u aint better dan my kid bro in english language, im a first class english student,
if u need some tutoring, let me knw, i'l b happy 2 help curb d increment of illiterates among d evr risin population of illiterates like u,

Yeah, guys, his biography states he's on a scholarship!!

Not the 'merit type' scholarship sha
the type u get from the lottery they now do in Naija

And he actually said his bleeding folks pay his school fees

Some proper use of english might justify the inputs of those sponsors of yours, idiot

When i said i've got u nailed, i meant it, and i'll show u for what u truly are. . . albeit slowly

kitaun:
Jesus!!!

Fynewaka?

SKYHIGHH, You ARE DONE-FOR!

THE COMBO OF FYNEWAKA AND KITAUN OR FYNEWAKA VS KITAUN HAS ALWAYS BEEN ONE OF THE WICKEDEST EVER ON NLAND, HOW You WILL SURVIVE THIS REMAINS TO BE SEEN

@kOMMY

SSUP DUDE?

I warned him, he wouldnt listen. . . a gwawa nti ma'nti anughi ihe, mgbe a'ga egburu isi egburu nti ohhh (To the ear that refuses to listen, when the head is cut off, it comes off with the same ears intact)
Whatever u find on NL, u brought it upon yourself, go and prepare yourself for battle, and while u're at it, add whitelexi to that combo

_k-leb

skyhighh:
@kommy
Well, I'm Skyhighh, im studyin in malaysia, i hate pretenders n liars, also people who feel 2much when dey aint got nuthin, im kool wit y'all, but i hate people who place demselves like demi god ovr others, that is all y'all need to knw, n i didnt spring up frm no shack, dun talk 2 me like that, n i aint throwin trantums at people, jus one person, n bou introdustion, ders n o rule that says when u sign up wit nairaland, u got 2 introduce ursef first, nway, im doin it so knw im nt jus here 2 insult people, im here like y'all 2 chill, meet people, unwind n hav fun, but if u want to play rough, im a rough rider,

@kituan
man, u watch your mouth, who d f**k r you to warn me, dun get me started plz, evrybody is gettin a bad impression bou me, whic i dun giv a shit, but jus keep your distance, get what i nvr bargained 4? lol, i nvr bargained 4 anythin, so im not xpectin any, so you to be warned

Well, obviouisly someone is getting worked up and is beginning to lose it. Nobody is making trouble with u but when u want to make trouble with a girl, u dont say stuff like her boyfriend has a big head! Like i said. . . I've got movies and pics of u and i can now tell u that i took out time from my busy schedule to analyze all the videos, I used a movie analyzer to break it down into frames and i have all your glum facial expressions on there.

The funny stuff is your head seems even bigger than mine, and u carry an afro (small boy), looking closely at u, i can see u have personality issues. . . u look like someone who isn't very happy with himself and now u want to make others feel bad as well, i know your type.

You're talking of people feeling when they have nothing (this year 1 boy). . . you should ask who's paying ur fees in malaysia and remain grateful to them! I can assure u, i'm tempted to disgrace u here but u will have to choose.

kitaun:
@Whitelexi

where u take know this skyhigh guy?

obviously the guy don get beef for u before, abi something else dey dere?

No mind the boy, na one small boy wey dey my girlfriend former college. . .  I don't even have the time to waste time talking about him. If u can catch me - you know where we meet, i'll give u his full biography. He comes to Nairaland and with his first 5 posts he is creating beef between himself, my girl and me, and he hides his identity thinking he's invincible. . .  Read between the lines Kit 

I'll even send u movie clips of him so u see exactly what crap he looks like and how slow he is. . .   
This boy, u havent met guys oh. . .  don't let your mouth blow u skyhigh .

nice pics dudes, pls dont listen to girls when they yab, they actually love those pics.

kitaun:
Jesus is Lord!!!

Noooo, its Jesus, Mary and Joseph oh!!!

skyhighh:
Ahh, JJC, nice one,
iv only being here less dan a day, n im sucha huge celeb, u knw me?? but i dun knw u,
i jus checkd your profile, seems like u in malaysia also, n bou your pix, your boyfrnd got a haevy head, way too huge
evrybody got taste n choices sha, and som people r tasteless, jus like you,

Hehehehe you really should ask questions before u go around howling like a lost dog out in the cold! you've been here only a few hours and you're already making a fool of yourself Are u so naturally silly or is it just empty jealousy? Well, let me break it down for u cos i see u need some tutoring. . .  Every part of me is big, not just the head. . .  My fists are massive too, so is my brain, my charm and aura, my strength, my looks, my voice, my presence, and my wallet too    See this small college boy, u r still suckling ur mum's boobs and u call yourself a man? cut me some slack, dickhead!
Look who sits around judging peeps, where's your pix? and talking of taste. . .  i cant say u even have a tongue, or even the intelligence to interprete taste.
Obviously, i consider u a kid and wont waste useful time on u. Go and do what kids do. . .  and stop drinking panadol on someone else's headache

We have many dreamers on this site

@Seun: I trust you're yoruba. . . So you will surely know how guys say happy birthday in yorubaland

Well, for that reason, i seriously regret not being around naija right now, because chasing and flogging u. . . even if its just one stroke. . .

moondust:
lol
howfar nah? where are all the CRAZY peeps @
oooo mukina!!!!!!!!!!!!!?, _echo

IICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, _echo

IKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_echo


WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!, _echo

CRAZYKID!!!!!!!!!!!, _echo

na wah o, empty house o

WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Papa, Romeo, Echo, Sierra, Echo, November, Tango!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

n-guage:
Nigerian girls are pretty. no lie.

Yeah, like this

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PTBNaija:
I have to agree. . .you must live in P.G. county

@topic, this must be a joke. Nigerian girls are gorgeous. . .and you don't appreciate them, someone else will!

Why am i not surprised??

Only the girls in america agree they're fine

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One plus one is two
Two plus two is four oh!
when u start to divide XYZ/155. . .  you want to scatter your head!!!
Arigi yeh yeh!!!

Some like to drink beer. . . its ok!
some like to drink stout. . . its alright!
when u start to mix whiskey, Gin, and ogogoro together. . . u want to scatter your head oh!!!
Arigi yeh yeh oh!!!

You say u sabi fight oh. . . ok!
You say u be karate expert oh. . . its alright!
When u say u want to fight area boys wey carry stick, bottle, and cutlass. . . u want to scatter your head oh!!!
Arigi yeh yeh oh!!!

[Chorus]
Govt can't scatter your head oh!!!
Go slow can't scatter your head oh!!!
Cocaine can't scatter your head oh!!!
Woman can't scatter your head oh!!!
Ikebe can't scatter your head oh!!!
Press can't scatter your head oh!!!
Scatter Scatter Scatter Scatter Original. . . Scatter your head oh!!!
Ara Oro Ehe Iyeeeeeeeee!!!
[Chorus End]

Ha!! Where them dey
[Kolomental Instrumental]

[Chorus till fade]

Anu Yakubu:
There must be element of kolomental in whoever has posted here except me.

@Anu Yakubu. . . In ibo, your name means Yakubu's Meat!!!

No let Ngwa man catch u oh, or they will roast u alive and check how oily your meat is

Cesc Fabregas. Absolutely and without a doubt, my midfielder of the season! A player who is young (19), full of energy, played 99% of all games, Carries the entire team, dictates the pace, and even scores goals. . . All in the most exciting style of play. Watch out for him this season

No hard feelings but i naturally hate that sentence. . . "Can I Meet You?", I choose who i meet and not the other way round. How can you walk up to someone and ask that question? its crazy, a fundamental failure in the use of English language. . . a clear sign of a wack manner of approach. . . i can call it all sorts of names but i naturally loathe that sentence.


No hard feelings

kitaun:
shut the door behind you and make sure u don't hit your leg against a stone; if u really don't see any fun in the madness that abound here

NAIRALAND FUN = NAIRALAND MADNESS !!!

only hypocrites feel otherwise

Like my friend Whitelexi would say ''MASTICATION FOR THE NATION''

Yeeeaaahhh Man!!! Its that new taste sensation, that new chewing creation, and the sweet smell of it is travelling around the nation; Its strawberry flavour with the liquid lime center, me tongue gone to heaven - that no exaggeration. . . So spread the word my people, Mastication for the Nation!!!

I am excellent

Come this is not fair, why is naija playing zambia next? I thot it was supposed to be argentina

So Gambia came from a goal behind to win that game? Nice!!

I saw the 1st half but had to sleep or go late to work

I was hoping they'd win because those commentators were yabbing the african nation So muki, did they also qualify

Creamish:
bad friend. . . . verrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy baaaaaaaaddddd friend!

Na me send am go chop spawnie??

Creamish:
see as u just de console yourself. . . o girl. . . loss of memory na sickness oooo. . .go find cure sharp sharp!!

1. Loss of memory no be sickness. . . na the intermediate kraze

2. Leave am make e dey console herself. . . e no kwoncern u and besides, we want make the kraze mature well

Omo Eko:
Dude why the fu ck are u lying u said your name was white and i got the proof biatch to back it up

Anyway i don't even know why am wasting my energy on your monkey ass.

Dumber than it gets! Did u expect me to use my real name online Is your real name omo-eko get outta here

. . .u sure say hin no run go back to I-man

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Creamish:
_{*everybody. . . beware of d train Whitelexi will board. . . . For your own good*}

Lol

Ok, the 404 na spawn

Na wah oh!

Omo Eko:
Even a blind lady won't even date your uglyass , ugly pepper.Damn dude you just descibed your mother .


What an ugly name your mother gave you "White"{ , gosh she could have done better than that

You disappoint me the way u keep disgracing yourself in a public forum, if u were the least observant, u'd know the difference between a cybername and real name. You keep shedding tears, are they tears of joy or you just feel so sorry for yourself that u cannot help shedding tears.

I wont even talk about your mum, because its not worth it, you don't want to learn and rest. . .   you are a mother too and you're fronting like a kid

I no just get your time today abeg, i wonder how someone can be old and premature at the same time.

Free me Omo-Eko, you're too old and ugly for me, find someone else to slang with; Haba! na by force

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Wetin be spawn

mukina2:
Lexi you chop spawnie too

creamish your own na krazy vegetarian you chop some of Spawnie's ribs