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I like to think of her as a lil delicious crunchy snack, so i call her my cookie

She's not allowed to use pet names for me, so she calls me my middle name in a very slow and sexy way, so it sounds like: EnnnnnnnnnDeeeeeeee

Guys only try to be nice, it doesn't always work

Ebonyeyes:
Motherf''''er

U sef. . . when will u change

@Topic: why not? of course u can love 2 at a time, but 1 will have to take precedence!

chika98:
So you couldn't even MAN UP and meet with her face to face??

She didnt deserve a face to face.

Absolutely unnecessary waste of time

The left side is the creative side that creates little fairytales and fantasies in the mind. . .

Dude, u cant get any personal info from glo or zain, etc.

If you use any smartphone that runs on symbian OS, and your wallet is telling u the gospel truth, then for some £2000 i'll write a code for your platform that will give u the exact co-ordinates of her location - rounded to the nearest meter [which is like a foot step away from her] and it will be achieved by verifying from at least 10 satelites. . . What d'you say?

Are we in business?

How can i get over my first love Not when she won the bout!!!

I want a rematch, i was naive then, but now its different!!!

Its simple. . . . Make yourself disappear.

Start looking for another house and job, buy another SIM card and hold it for when the time's right. . . Once u get a new job, arrange for a house away from where u currently are. . . Swap your sim card and continue living your life!

Women soooooooo wish

If it were so, why not stay single and not be the object of sheer ridicule amongst others

One night stands is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo in the last decade!

Surely it doesn't have to be at night to stand. . . what of quickies, or office flicks, or even the occasional meet me in ward 10 on the 5th floor at 1pm? Hmmmm, nurses, they're the shiznit!

Ebonyeyes:
Nice read if only some of the male folk learn right?

Well, its good to know u decided to stop using the word negros

I always thought naija chics in naija were better. . . how wrong! They crave it even more!!

Ebonyeyes:
I will ------------------------------------- its a new year so I will let this one go

My new year was ok, it was a quiet one though. Time is flying at lightening speed though.

Dont even complain oh, i had to work through the xmas in the blistering cold. . .  Can u imagine how it feels to have your hair strands frozen so they snap when u run your fingers through? Even my eyelashes, and beards, and eh. . .  all of them were frozen!

You're not sick, dont mind them. . . You're just a cheerful giver, some guys truly value your type

Ebonyeyes:
kids, kids quit fighting

Happy new year uju and lexi

Bia, Ebony. . . I go spank that ya small thing now if u no watch ya mouf

Happy new yr too, hope u had a good one?

madlady:
Did I not say sorry before I made my comment. If I have offend you SIR I BEG YOUR PARDON

I remember saying sorry in advance too. . . If i offended u, i do not beg any pardon madam

madlady:
That was really very rude, manners make the man

You like dishing out tongue in cheek humour, I like the sucker punch a bit more than that. . . Manners do not make the man for mannerless women

Look at the bigger picture, try killing 10 birds with one stone. . . You fancy one of them, get into their mix, get yourself introduced to all of them, then ask one to excuse u. You not only get to runs your target, u also get acquainted with all of them and since women like confident men, your options multiply even without your knowledge!!

madlady:
Sorry no offence, self praise is no recommendation

Sorry, no offence, shut up if u have nothing to say

Best way is in person - no need to sit down sha, however, she doesn't deserve your respect anyways and may not appreciate you doing it in person so feel free to do it over the phone as well. . . In short, send her a one line txt message!

^^^ Your own nko?

tkb417:
see this woman wrapper

no go change, this is a new year
if u continue your 2009 ways in this year, i swear down they'll open a love tribunal on ya head where the sentence will be to cut off your pr'ick

change b4 its too late

Lol, dude, life is short. . . enjoy it while it lasts

Hehehehe. . .  Its difficult to have one night stands when the other person is soooo damned good at it - u end up coming over for a repeat act and that ruins the  the art!

Happy new yr NL, as u can see, i'm back!