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RomanceRe: Guys- Fair Or Dark Skinned Girl?. Ladies --fair Or Dark Skinned Guy? by whitelexi(m): 5:31pm On Aug 18, 2008
I always thought fair would work better for me but recently i've realized that not all dark can be classified as dirty.
RomanceRe: . by whitelexi(m): 5:28pm On Aug 18, 2008
@Brein:

Let me tell u something son, We've all been there - Revenge! It sounds like the only way to get back, to restore that normalcy, or to derive that satisfaction. . . But it isn't. Infact, u can end up scoring a psychological own-goal if things go wrong.
Take this as an advice from a friend, that unilateral wet-dream of your's will only end up maturing into a drastic cock-up, and by the time, the excitement is seperated from the damage, only stupidity will remain.
The words of our elders have always been words of advice.
RomanceRe: What Do You Think About A Distance Relationship? by whitelexi(m): 8:25pm On Aug 16, 2008
I tried it once. . . Let me just say i wont be doing it again grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by whitelexi(m): 12:32pm On Aug 16, 2008
Any thoughts about today's game? considering the fact that AW has yet again fielded a team of nearly fringe players
RomanceRe: Feeling All Jazzed Up by whitelexi(op): 10:19pm On Aug 15, 2008
Ruby_Pearl:
Hmmmm, ok, now am pleading!
Whisper the secret in my ears. . . . wink
Ok, did u know that between the cow, the elephant, and the horse, the horse would take the largest amount of alcohol before getting knocked offhuh
I guess u didnt!
Ok, so the Premier league starts tomorrow with Arsenal playing at the Emirates at 12:30pm - C'mon u gunnersssss!!!! grin grin grin
I'm off for some pre-season boogie-down!

Oooohhh, and thats my towel grin

RomanceRe: Feeling All Jazzed Up by whitelexi(op): 10:07pm On Aug 15, 2008
Ruby_Pearl:
Hmm, is this a dare? wink
hahah, performance drugs? Is that what you use?
Good try but u need to be more creative tongue
C'mon, raise the stakes eh cheesy
RomanceRe: Feeling All Jazzed Up by whitelexi(op): 10:00pm On Aug 15, 2008
Ruby_Pearl:
hahhaha. oga o.
Pick your mouth?
Sex change kini? I can outwit you if I want. . . . as a female
Of course u can outwit me if i was seriously stoned and, of course, if you were using performance enhancement drugs grin
But the probability of both occurences happening at the same time is 1,000,000 : 1  grin tongue
RomanceRe: Feeling All Jazzed Up by whitelexi(op): 9:51pm On Aug 15, 2008
Ruby_Pearl:
Hmmmmand what are you planning on giving?
Now you're trying to pick my mouth tongue

go get a sex change operation - thats the only way you'll succeed at that grin

i know that was sexist, i'm sorry grin
RomanceRe: Feeling All Jazzed Up by whitelexi(op): 9:47pm On Aug 15, 2008
Ruby_Pearl:
You're drunk aren't you?

I can smell it on your breath tongue
You only smelt it cos i refused to give it to you tongue
RomanceRe: Feeling All Jazzed Up by whitelexi(op): 9:41pm On Aug 15, 2008
Ruby_Pearl:
Ohh ok, whisper it in my ears.
Like how the say 2 heads are better than 1, but when those heads are scottish, then 0 heads are better than 1 grin
RomanceRe: Feeling All Jazzed Up by whitelexi(op): 9:37pm On Aug 15, 2008
Ruby_Pearl:
@poster
what kind of secrets o?
Na the secrets u wan know grin Its called Secret for a reason oh grin
RomanceRe: Feeling All Jazzed Up by whitelexi(op): 9:31pm On Aug 15, 2008
These responses so far [apart from 1 or 2] are not very helpful, last thing i want it to score a psychological own-goal or end up with egg on my face simply cos i went drastic on a trivial issue or vice versa. I'm having my heart ripped apart about what the issue is here! Whats her unilateral wet-dream here? Is she trying to fool me into thinking she's doing whats right by asking God if we're meant to be? or is she desperately trying to get a wedding lined up as quickly as possible?

I'm just confused.com grin
RomanceRe: Feeling All Jazzed Up by whitelexi(op): 2:35pm On Aug 15, 2008
kiss_angel:
God help we pickin o.

did the pastor say you both belonged to each other?

because if so then na by force by fire and without your permission
The pastor even asked some questions, and he honestly thinks i will answer them
RomanceRe: Deadly Lust by whitelexi(m): 2:32pm On Aug 15, 2008
Orikinla:
Love is not by force.

Love is not by force.

It is the relationship that comes in different colours and flavours, but regardless of the colours and flavours, the ulterior motives are to Fufu favours.
The relationship ends once the chewing gum can no longer blow bubbles and when it has lost it's flavour.
I Bow Oh
RomanceRe: Feeling All Jazzed Up by whitelexi(op): 2:08pm On Aug 15, 2008
superstan:
this is not enough damage to make a man run.
sit her down and warn her severely never to do such freaky thing again.
Okay, there are the things I know I told her and there are many things i didnt even mention. She's gone to naija and returned with very clear descriptions of all my past girlfriends, their names and dimensions, their good and bad sides, why we split etc. . .  She even drew up a graph showing how close they were to my heart accordingly.
She's come up with data about my family that i never told her, secrets that i kept extremely secret. . .  About my dad, my mum, etc Secrets about mischievious things i've done as a kid and as an adult. She's told me about strange dreams i've had over the years - and she was quite accurate.
She even mentioned a few things about the future! Beat that!

As true as she was, i denied everything and made them look false so she's a bit confused with herself right now while i ponder on my next moves.
RomanceRe: Feeling All Jazzed Up by whitelexi(op): 11:50am On Aug 15, 2008
Nautillus:
Pastors' aren't fotunetellers please coin your stories better
Didnt say they were, next time u ought to read clearly before posting your thoughts. . . And its not just a story, its happening real!
RomanceRe: No Good Girl Or "marriage Material" In Owerri Town! by whitelexi(m): 11:43am On Aug 15, 2008
Brash!:
@Poster


Travel go Abakaliki then!
grin grin grin
RomanceFeeling All Jazzed Up by whitelexi(op): 11:36am On Aug 15, 2008
Girlfriend Travels to Naija for 3 weeks. . . Returns and reveals all your live's secrets to you shocked shocked
She says she visited her PASTOR and he revealed everything to her. You're totally freaked out and feeling jazzed out, do you stay or run for dear life??
RomanceRe: He/she Cheated On Your Wedding Eve. by whitelexi(m): 8:02pm On Aug 14, 2008
Caught them butt naked? O Ti Laaaaaaaaaaaaaa grin
No Question about it, bye bye
RomanceRe: Why Would Guys Rather Fall In Love With Mean & Saucy Girls Than Nice Ones by whitelexi(m): 5:29pm On Aug 14, 2008
As it should rightly be. . . To you oh
Your's was more like horse-shaite
RomanceRe: Do U Wear: by whitelexi(m): 5:27pm On Aug 14, 2008
I forgot to add. . . If it aint boxers, i dont even wanna see 'em.
RomanceRe: Why Would Guys Rather Fall In Love With Mean & Saucy Girls Than Nice Ones by whitelexi(m): 5:26pm On Aug 14, 2008
Men dont like pretenders who pretend to be quiet and without emotion, come out with it, show maturity and not how shy u are, speak your mind and not the mind of people around u, hit the nail on the head and stop beating around the bush. . . The earlier u start being real, the sooner u will be noticed. cool
RomanceRe: Do U Wear: by whitelexi(m): 5:22pm On Aug 14, 2008
Yes i wear jeans, sneakers and a T shirt, i also wear suits and long sleeve, i never wear a tie and i hate short sleeve, i dont wear jewelry - except a wrist watch, and i smell good all the time. I wear my specs but only at work, and yes - i like hair on my head but it never looks rough, and i dont touch my eyebrows - they're divine! I dont do side-burns, but my beards and moustache connect well. . .  What else do u wanna know? Oh! i wont be wearing any rings either - even after marriage grin
RomanceRe: Online Dating: How To Grab A Woman's Attention by whitelexi(m): 5:15pm On Aug 14, 2008
As much as the self righteous will deny it, nothing grabs a woman's attention like the cash and good things of life, if you're goodlooking - thats a plus, and the younger you are the better.
RomanceRe: A Girl Won't Respect And Like You Unless You "hit" Her. by whitelexi(m): 5:03pm On Aug 14, 2008
I have sensed it before, and i still sense a very deep and cold sadness among a subset of people in NL. . . I have since stopped according them my audience. The way they rant up and down at this tender age, u can only wonder where they'll end. . . and how. angry
RomanceRe: No Good Girl Or "marriage Material" In Owerri Town! by whitelexi(m): 3:32pm On Aug 14, 2008
oziomatv:
Awu m onye onicha ezinihitte, ndi nwe umu mmiri onicha. Mbaise nwere mmadu owu anyi. Akata ejeje, Onicha ocha nkwu ocha ngwo, onicha vuru mmiri ga ogu kpo ya ijiri ji.

Mbaise wu elelia ite ya agbo yuo oku.


    Anaghi ekwe oguru akwafu ihu mmanu. As you said earlier.
Onicha wu umunne'm [Awum okele there], Onicha no nso na village'm. You sabi eke-oha for onicha? That big market in the center of onicha ama-iri? grin
RomanceRe: A Girl Won't Respect And Like You Unless You "hit" Her. by whitelexi(m): 2:31pm On Aug 14, 2008
I understand there is a general belief in calabar that your wife expects you to beat her or else she wont cook sweet soup for you undecided.
How true is that? so i can know whether to go and marry a calabar woman sharp sharp grin
Enough early morning practice grin

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