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Tell Onyinye2 and Ujujoan to go and marry

Ujujoan:
Oops!! Am trembling in my boots ,

You really should be. . .

Everything to Onyinye2 is faulty, let's face it, Onyinye2 is FAULTY

Ujujoan:
Hmn. . . So you think men are not fat. Yoou know what surprises me, the way those fat, big-bellied men go after skinny small girls. I mean, how do the want to do it Aint they sacred they'll crush the poor girl. Jeez, its horrible.

Uju, i have seen your pic some 3 days ago and if that is truly u, then u should actually stay a bit on the silent side when it comes to who is fat and who is slim

Come wait oh, i have a niece in houston texas whose name is oyinye. . .  I know u're not the same person cos my niece no fit dey this radical - she's a gentle lady

Brash!:
omo this thread don gather fire and brimstones, _{time to leg it!!}

Never flee from what u identify with as a good and honourably just cause! You dey Onyinye2 wey be size zero?

Ujujoan:
Poster, why don't u relax and enjoy it while it lasts. Take advantage of it. Get what you want from them. You musnt open your legs. If they don't want to drop the they'll definitely get lost.

I have a tactis I use . . . Ask them for sth you know they just can't afford to give. A trip to Dubai . . A new wardrope . . A car!! Most guys will never give anything when they've not slept with u. Once you make such requests, they'll never call you back. Ask Hollandis and Whitelexi.

Anyway, it works for me all the time. Try it.

I go reply this letter oh

Onyinye2 will be a seriously possessive lover, red alert for men who love to enjoy some independence. . . This is the kind of girl that will drive a man to his early destruction if she doesnt have her way.

@TOPIC:

On a 2nd thought sha, the only other reason that will make a guy bone u is if u no fine, @poster: abi u worwor?

hollandis:
mannnnnnnnn u bleeped up, You for chop the thingy
_{A vagina at hand is worth a million in the pant}

If only he had, this would be a case of transfered frustration

Moyola:
haha. . . .

Yeye dude,

imagine u d guy n she said such thing to u whot will u do?

If i be shy guy [God Forbid!] and i no fit approach the girl, i'll be looking for a 1st move that'll bring us together. . . If she says that to me with a smile on her face, walahi, it'll inject boldness into the system - a rare opportunity to get the ball rolling

@TOPIC: Would u rather languish is peripheral lust and desire? Why not quench this fire with a dose of courage and boldness. . .  When next u come across him on the way, walk close to him and just as u pass each other, say these words loud enough for him to hear: "See you head", watch his reaction

outlaws:


1]Bitchy, bitching about every single thing, she doesn't know how and when to shut up
2]Too skinny, you may wonder if she is sick, or have a eating disorder, no go area
3]Too fat, too fat that she stinks, oh men, always eating, not a single hour will pass without her hugging some fatty food, sometimes her fatness is gross, also sometimes when she is around, it seems like everything around is getting fatter.

Fat women have actually got a court injunction - it is now a crime to call someone fat They prefer 'big'. I say call a spade a spade, if you're fat - you're fat!

Personally, i thoroughly dislike anything in skirt that doesnt know when to stop - power is nothing without control so if u want my admiration you have to show qualities that portray maturity and perfection - that has got to start with identifying with the truth.

onyinye2:
Blancolexi. . . . . i see you are itching for trouble.

Ten of the 2 of u combined, add all your spirits, and . . .

hollandis:
Go on talk to the guy--------- i hope say the guy no be like me _{or no be me sef because i just park to one area}

Bad son of a good father

There is a clear difference between being caring and being clingy or choking - GOSH! I don dey tire to dey read your sexist rants, when u see the truth, identify with it please

e be like that guy get babe

Its always got to be one out of 3 girls on Nairaland, if its not UjuJoan, it is Onyinye2 or its Jennikadry - In no particular order

onyinye2:
Errmmm. . . . . it depends on the lady. Some ladies can keep themselves looking good way up into their forties.

Then why did u say "Rest of their lives"?

onyinye2:
@post

You are going to have to get over this. You will experience pretty much for majority of your life.
So just sit back, relax, and take it for its stride.

Point of correction - at 30 you will start to notice drastic changes

nana:
Nna mehn. No fall the babe's hand nah. Na encouragement she need o. If she post her pic for here,na kasala be that. I trust Nairaland guys to start dropping their 080s

forget that thing, na today? No matter as u fine reach, no be to come dey pose for here oh, Nairaland has some outstanding beauties wey fine from the hair on their skin reach the nails of their toes

_{Confirmed oh, i have seen with my own 2 eyes}

nana:
Buhahaha  

Bluesteps,Be happy and be glad u're beautiful!

Which kind beautiful? Is it because she said so? Make she post picture naaa - even as a guy i go still fine pass am

Gosh, some cases on Nairaland sha. A woman that needs help in handling men who approach her - Others are looking for men to approach them and you're complaining? Dont let God work any miracles with u oh.

No, i honestly wont, no matter the situation.

With tears, I turned and left them, I left Love!
I returned home that night, with a heavy and broken heart. I lay like a ball on the rug, hugging myself I cried, I was miserable, I was wretched. My eyes were open but before me, everything was dark, I couldn't see! I wished I had gone truly blinded, I wished life could evaporate out of me so I had rest from that misery, well, I left Agbor for school the very nest day, otherwise, and well maybe I would have done something very stupid!

Guy, grow up abeg!
Yes u feel miserable when betrayed but not the one that will make u cry - are u a child? A man should be a man, even when u shed tears - u dont cry!. You need to meet my friend PAIN

MEN ARE SCARCE. . . PERIOD!

spikedcylinder:
LOL! Men's privates. . . . .you dirty minded! lol

What might you prefer then?

Use feminine pet-names like "Hey Sexy", or "Hey Pretty", but leave all the spikes out of it

_bami:
Amen

You mean "God help the next man she comes across?"

The angel of the lord has passed

Ujujoan:
Of course not, they are just syking you. They know am telling the truth.

That’s classified information    

Oh, come off it Uju, all your posts have in one way or the other been linked with this potential or tutorial hatred/dislike of men generally .

_bami:
Uju seems to be very bitter against the male folk. Not good my dear.

She is just. . . Sad

spikedcylinder:
Ah! If he put it that way, He will see Yokozuna, Hulk Hogan and Undertaker all rolled in one!!!

However, I was thinking along the lines of ;
"Hey spikey, we're friends but I wont lie, I am attracted to you though I really don't want a serious relationship."

That kind of honesty I would appreciate.

Seriously, i think u should desist from the "Spikey" thing, its got a man's privates written all over it