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Missy B:
Mean!!! 

he try sef
someone told me she met a guy that got over excited during pre-intimacy and started shaking, when he got in the TOTO he dint even move up and down, he just squeezed his butt in her for 1.5 seconds bursted and started panting for air if it was me i will raise an alarm and belittle him what nonsense lol they went on many more date and apparently he's actually good that day was just a one off (i think maybe she over blew hin d1ck and was ready to come anyway)lol sori for being so graphic

God is a genius cos they just might could, there will be vast evacuation of nigerians out of nigeria, our enemies would have been our saviour buh we thank God lol

^amin

rub aboniki rob on it, the hard mucle within will want to jump out of its skin cos it burns creating erection, insert it  in her toto, put your ipod on and dance to some Mo'Hit till she comes, hope this helps

[quote author=tayo_ast link=topic=469358.msg6286327#msg6286327 date=1277556650][color=#00688B]tirin gbeku no be disease my broda[/color][/quote]lmao one of the many names for a slim person 4 naija, they pick on them so much its not fair, lepa,lepa shandy, tiringbeku, lepa stone stone, figure 1, efon o l'eran tan, elese toothpick just to mention a few and before you try to start a fight everyone will remind you of how slim you are while your opponents tells you he will break you into two lol

no, i smell a bit of exergeration here, a mans d1ck cant possibly be the size of your last finger only if you got a sausage for a finger of course but i get that he is very small, if you dont like it then move on and look for a new man but he is funny sha, he knew you were dissapointed and still confident enought to call

what the hecks sammi oposo and how do you milk it

dobodobo:
Give him intimacy without condom on his birthday, ensure he pour all his spermatozoa inside

were omo! dobodobo indeed lol

^allah'u akbar!

190:
Gawd, I pray i encounter all this kind of gurls, AMEN!!

thief!

Lizzie Velasquez weighs just four stone and has almost zero per cent body fat but she'll be the first to tell you she's not anorexic.

The 21-year-old from Austin, Texas, actually eats every 15 minutes just to stay healthy.

The Texas State University student has a condition that is so rare, there are only three known cases in the world. It prevents her from gaining weight even though she eats up to 60 small meals a day.
Lizzie Velasquez has a syndrome that prevents her from putting on weight. She eats high calorie food every 15-20 minutes to keep her energies level high, Lizzie only has nipples and wears padded bra.

She consumes between 5,000 and 8,000 calories a day but her weight has never tipped over 4.3 stone.

'I weigh myself regularly and if I gain even one pound I get really excited,' 5ft 2ins Lizzie said.

'I eat small portions of crisps, sweets, chocolate, pizza, chicken, cake, doughnuts, ice cream, noodles and pop tarts all day long, so I get pretty upset when people accuse me of being anorexic.'

Lizzie was born four weeks prematurely weighing just 2lb 10oz. Doctors found there was minimal amniotic fluid protecting her in the womb.

'They told us they had no idea how she could have survived,' said Lizzie's mother Rita, 45, a church secretary.

'We had to buy dolls' clothes from the toy store because baby clothes were too big.'

Doctors could not make a diagnosis so they prepared Lizzie's parents for the worst.

'They told us she would never be able to walk, talk or have a normal life,' said Rita who has two other children with Lizzie's father Lupe, 44.   Lizzie's siblings Chris, 12, and Marina, 15, are both of average height and weight.

My heart broke when i saw this, will she ever find love? have kids?

^^ wow if i dont see one of these people in a film i wont watch it, that means igbos rules the industry i dint even notice, any top yoruba star at all apart from RMD?

dont mind them some girls are sluts like that, i have one hausa friend when i still lived at uni halls who fancies a guy and wants to sleep with him, we were gisting late at night i asked if shes seen him she says no but she will now, she went for a shower, wore a bathrobe and went to his block i was a bit jealous cos i fancied him too but i'm just a good yoruba girl so i started rooting for her instead. she returned about 1am i asked what happened(thinking she was going to lie) she said i just dropped the robe and he started kissing me, you should try it she grabbed her key and left for her room i was dumbfounded how could some girls do this isnt she embarassed, next day on facebook he wrote on her wall "my fantasy girl wink wink" i commented LOL and he wrote private joke dont poke nose. i'm thinking i hate you all

dani1luv:
yeah i did dispose it

Dude you were present in class ysterday. .then why were you marked absent. .are you this black

lmao.na him be this with hin babe

Where did that knife come from??

the industry cant be the same without the igbo artist they have that proffesional look apart from that mercy girl

^^ ashawo? you werent even scared for your life she could have the aids
And dont bother to interprete your pidgin we understand, you are in one of the ghettoest forum on web

lmao @ all on this page ;Dapart from the guy that fart to hin babe ov course!

tblacker:
Back in the days when India film was the in-thing I did a crazy thing as a kid. The movie is GAZAB or something where Dramendra was a twin. One of the twin is sharp and the other was a dumb. The father in-law of the dumb came to visit them in the house,and the dumb welcome the poor unlucky man with a needle on his chair and you can imagine the pain. I was so moved with this act that i decided to practice it on my dear mother. I took one big pin and place it on the chair she sat while watching the movie but God made her to choose another chair instead. I was mad and said mama i will get you the second time. As God or is it devil would have it she had to leave the room again. Perfect time for the evil act came again and this time she was not lucky. But hey folks, she beat a hell out of me, Crazy right? lol.

ouch! my mum would unleash all her karate moves on me ur bad

Fiscabally:
Poking an under age girl inside church.May Jah 4giv my sins.

youth camp 1998 ibadan region one yeye boy stalked me day and night, one evening all kids gathered to watch apoti eri the boy took me to one corner and touched my brest i punched him and ran away (growing up, my mum told me if a boy touches me, i wont know book again) i hope say that boy nor be you

you'll have to be gay to say no she probably needs a manly servicing

thoust shalt not post every idiotic shyt that thou seeth and heareth on internet it maketh thou look really dumb

i also remember chasing my bf out after heated argument when racist march had occoured that day, taxi firm didnt answer him cos they are pakistans and could get violated as well, he trekked home, 30min later i was panicking what if he got killed my heart was racing, i called his phone and went straight to voicemail, sent him msg on fb are you ok? no reply,  one hour later i called a friend who took me to his place he was alright phew! he said haha you love me, i started shakara out of embarassment, i said i just came to tell you its over i'm tired of your attitude hoping for hugs, appologies and kisses, he said if thats what i want ok we'll talk about it later, i left and dude never called again   i called later he said he has a new gf but i knew it was the girl he was cheating with, life's hard! were l'awon okunrin

camaraderi:
Omo my own funny gan ni, I dey school and owu wan kill me, so that day i was terribly ill and was in the university(300 Level). I was very fortunate to get garri to soak that morning. with that in my belly, i was good but by 10am same day, i rushed out of the class to puke and lo and behold, i dey vomit garri for morning. hahahaha

lmao,  poshest girl in our class upon all her shakara vomits little rolls of eba in the morning we never looked at her the same again

our aunt is one stingy stingy woman, we went to visit she made separate food for her family and eba with uncooked tomatoe juice and fish egg for us to eat, my mum raised my bro very posh and he couldn't eat it so after two days of no food for him he fell sick, i told her he's sick she said he is just being a drama queen nothings wrong, about 6pm my bro started throwing up yellowish green bile i sneaked him downstairs and rushed him to a chemist near by, the man said he probably has malaria, i should feed him and bring N100 for B.co, chloroquin and piriton, i said i only have N80 he said this is not a charity shop shoo! by this time the bro couldn't stand, i ran upstairs and got my sister, i took them to the garage and we all headed to ibadan with N80 i lapped both of them, the man dint collect it after i explaind what happened, we were dropped at aleshinloye and took a taxi home. i'll never forget this crazy monent lol

you want make we explode our brain just cos they just drew a man kicking ball and an eagle probs trying to deflate the ball, or do you mean they kicked the super eagles out? cos they are out.

! i hail una they played against three countries and knocked em so far but i'm nervous for them when its ghana versus england : olongbo versus kiniun england aren't easy to beat

ghana has made us africans proud, whats the point of africa hosting WC and they are all shyt buh ghana dint allow this, *sings* ghana-naija lets go! everybody lets go! oya sele! sele!! sele!!! sele!!!!

excanny:
Dear, dont be worried. Believe, igbos are the most accommodating i've seen in this world. Why? Igbos are very migratory in nature. They cannot to be hostile to strangers because most times they are often strangers. Probably you are yoruba. She worked in Lagos? Many igbos who lived/worked in Lagos develop what i call 'retaliatory dislike' (myself inclusive) due to the unwelcome attitude of the locals to immigrants. Its your boyfriend that will 'sell' you to his mum, together with your attitude. Normally, igbo girls are raised to be hardworking, they do all stuff of tough task, like ride bicycles. I'm not saying you ride a bicycle, just showing how tough igbo girls are expected to be. If you are not lousy and industrious, you'll be good enough for any igbo mother-in-law and accepted.

lol i'm still gonna be myself but will make an effort as well hopefully we'll get along, thanks

MAKEUP PART IS RIGHT, MY BEST FRIEND MUMS MAKE UP SHOULD NOT BE LEGAL her foundation is pure white, she shaved her brows and drew red brow on it, black lipstick with blusher on cheeks and forehead, the day she visited us she din't remove her sun glasses till she left even throughout dinner, and how she ate her pounded yam with her long nails remains a mystery even my quiet dad says her own is too much we all laughed