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f.u.g.l.y

sorry folks i've been away 4rm 9ja, people seem disapointed at initial price n now price about how much is it now, since its around 14k before

she basically got fukked in the as/s how could she fall for such trick lol

frosbel:
Phd in marriage affairs,

Is that good enough for you

amebo

Princek12:
HIS/HER EXCELLENCY
CHIEF
HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS (HRH)
HER ROYAL HIGHNESS (HRH)
MINISTER (MIN)
HONORABLE (HON)
ALHAJI ALHAJI (AA)
ALHAJA ALHAJA (AA)
OTUNBA (OTB)
AARE (AARE)
DOCTOR (HONORARY)
PHD (HONORARY)
PRINCE
PRINCESS
EVANGELIST/PASTOR/MINISTER/THE GREAT MAN OF GOD
YAHOO YAHOO (YY)
ADVANCED 419 CERTIFICATION
CYBER CAFE SPECIALIST


THAT IS NAIJA FOR YOU IN A NUTSHELL

lmao! all the pastors too Rev. Dr, Evangelist C***** O****(PhD) i'm thinking from which uni, biko

you havent been in an exciting one before thats why, my ex bf showed me that life is good, goo punish dem stingy cheaters! if you find true love you wont want it to end but they day it ended my world crashed around me, we sometimes fight occasionally and he'll come back begging, but this faithful day he wasn't here, first week couldnt sleep looking at my phone to ring, 2nd week heart pounding is he really coming back?? but maybe you are right its kinda overated but still you are kinda boring, i cant wait to fall in lurrv again let z fun begin

she will just lie down like a log of wood, she'd be such an amateur but if you meet a pro in bed and she claims she a virgin just slap am.

GCSE
A LEVEL
doing a degree now, my lifes pretty straight forward as at now and it'll continue to be in jesus name (amin)

but this is not a dating site, they dint reply cos they are not interested if they are, they will, you'd get more girls on fb than NL i can tell you that.

oriental01:
Omalicham
My boo
sweet poraro
Tomato jos
Eleme ukwu ebue ewu, (looking yansh, killing goat)

ahh this is serious oh, sweet poraro?? poraro indeed are you sure its not buriful poraro

i am natural to be honest its hard! period and my hairstyle is limited i can only do braids, not even pick and drop, or weave and it wont look natural cos the weave has to be 100% closed. but i'm a fan of big hair so it doesnt bother me as long as my hair is chilling inside, let the extensions come in

my ex called me "iyawo e" and i hated it   m thinking "iyawo e" doesn't that means your wife?

firstly, how do people manage to keep a boy 4 four years, show me the way na  a boy, 4 years? how did you tie them, in naija i know its possible but jand i give up, ima have to start dating girls innit
guys lie too much, i love you partner bla bla and 6 months later they r on the next one so you have to let them go.

jesus was a carpenter i hope he was trying to tell a parable like see, even as influential and important as i am i'm a carpenter. does that means if jesus was here today he'd know rihanna and wear jeans too??

?^^ omo ina dey enjoy

dey should divide hin head into two lol

selencious:
The Hausas are illiterates and evil; I ain know why they love to shed blood,  Ive heard too many bad news, shedding of blood, etc. Enough is enough; something need to be done.

ahh they have evil installed in their heads, i used to live with some of them and im thinking i swear you are all satans nieces and nephew, even when they are generally nice and dont mean to be nasty they are just naturally horrible, basically its a man to his own, what dint i do for them you know how we watch out for each other, well its not in their own dico, i was starving and i said can i have some of her meal she says no she's saving it for afternoon, i started crying later cos i was hungry mixed with her evil emotion, she says go home and cook, and many more things, we contribute 50p for kitchen and the week you dont contribute you are not eating, and they are not playing with you i was shocked. one day a boy said she slept with 2 diff guys in a week, and she brought out a knife i'm thinking you want kill am  and what dint i do for that girl? she turned on me like a rabbies dog. i'm not a racist but im not feeling hausas they've got no sense of humour, yellow eyes macthing their teeth, horrible but maybe its just the ones i met

adeniyi83:
The day a bus stopped 5 times [/b]between Ibadan and Lagos for me to [b]'PUPU' ; to make matters worse, i was sitting next to a very fine chic i've been eyeing at the motor park.

i wouldnt wanna be you lol
you ppl are too funny mehn

nowadays they dont use juju, its 100% thuging the baddest ones befriend each other and you get a cult, so merciless i'm sure they are sweet at home but when they see their friends they dont wanna slack, i think its poverty and low self esteem that causes it or what??
or maybe their upbringing. one friend of mine is a cultist, when we were young in boarding school he knows the route to all the babalawo and brings juju to school he fights teachers and what not and he took same attitude to university, but wierdly hes studying pharmacy and hes doing well and he'll graduate and probs get married, but that boy is badd to the core, i havent seen anything worse he has no fear. cultisim is probably the satans idea cos he could get killed

[quote author=omo~fat link=topic=412450.msg5698041#msg5698041 date=1268672058]LOL, i know it's not a funny story but i couldn't help laughing. sorry[/quote]yeah my family laugh at me too even till today, istill dont find it funny, ok maybe just a bit

^^ do naija men know pinks not for men?? i dont think they do come redeem in okota you will see grown as/s couple in pink traditional attire, blasting their perfume as they stroll down the congregation thinking the whole church dey envy them but us they laugh at the pink idea. btw whats naija peeps and perfume?? i know its off topic but i cant help but wonder, like mr odetoyinbo and his wife gives the fattest tithe and offering at church, wears the best lace and most expensive cars, one day i swear they got off their hummer and i saw him quickly sprays himself and his wife with perfume, is it just so its fresh and we'd smell it as he walks down to the front  i wanna know the motive

i hate pink so much cos i'm quite petite so i wont be doing myself any justice by wearing pink eww what will i wear it as a top or skirt? but i paint my nails pink occasionally if i go home and feeling childish

jessefly:
THIS IS JUST CARTOON MADE BY ONE GRAPHIC DUDE WHO DEY PROBABLY PAID SOME BIG BUCKS
ABEG U GUYS WILL END UP WATCHING THIS CARTOON ND CLAMOR FOR 9JA TO STICK WITH THEIR CONVENTIONAL MOVIES
EVEN COUNTRIES WITH MORE ADVANCED MOVIE MAKING SKILL DO NOT VENTURE IN THIS KIND STUFF
9JA IS SO FORWARD WITH THINGS CANT WE LIK BE TRYING OUT HIGH SPEED CHASES, GUNFITES, STUNTS INSTEAD OF TRYING TO MAKE OUR OWN AVATAR MOVIE
PLS LETS STOP DECEIVING OURSELVES D NEXT STAGE FOR US IS TOBE MAKING ACTION PACKED FILMS, OR HORROR INSTEAD OF THIS

85% of nigerians are bad belle, they always find something negative in everything, the bad is what they will see not the good, americans wanted to travell to heaven we all know its impossible but they are trying, anytime we attempt something they will devour the person thats why no one will ever try anything, this film just shows many more advanced movies is coming out of nigeria later on

i nearly got killed in the snow a day to my 21st birthday, i woke up i knew something was gonna go wrong today, i just felt it, i was feeling nervous and cold, it was 8pm i was ok and my mum goes: eniola lo dalenu, i picked the trash and stepped out, and BAM! i slammed my head on a frozen concrete, my life flashed before me, in one second i saw myself as a little child and my dad was taking me to school and it skipped to when i was 13 and my dad was still taking me to school and i thought i'd pass out now and i just woke up, i touched my head expecting blood but i was okay, then i started crying cos i was terrified

the have lions in calaber??
newaiz OMDays thank God for his life his parent must have been in a complete mess, what hope and joy!

kosovo:
A friend of mine once said that if you truly loved someone then that love will never go away. I believe its true but does she? Does she have the feelings that we once shared mutually? Or has she erased our past completely? I know what I want from this life, but does she? Does she realize that somebody still cares for her?

trust meh she has moved on girls will hurt like its the end of the world after a break up but once they get under a one thats just as good or even better, thats it the pain is over enjoyment repete

nothing

all the guys i've ever fancied are taken, the remaining are wastemans, pervert, players and ugly. no one truly cares for me but i know i will find love that will last soonish. the day i will never forget is everytime i find out: ohh he might be the one, he's single and my type but always turns out he doesnt want a relationship. jand guys = players

^ obj needs an as/s whooping

abeg free mama gee at least shes a girl. i know she chat shi,t at times but what she says is not that bad abi they don delete it ni

wow some people never quit, since i was a kid i've been hearing donald duke for this or that, who is he anyway he must be a focused dude

^^ do me i do you, God no go vex