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t one guy i was dating everytime his phone rang he'll put it on speaker and i'm thinking why?? are you trying to impress me or something?? until his mum calls, meanwhile he dint know it was her so he layed relaxed and said baby answer the phone and put it on speaker please, i'm thinking baby? but i did, i still rem the convo
MUM: Jubril! bawo ni london? emi ni iya re ajoke
Jubril: Ahh mummy ekasan ma (i can see fear on his face)
MUM: bawo l'akada two hundred fifty ose to koja t'alhaji firanse so to ena?
Jubril: beeni ese ma (feeling nervous voice shaking)
Mum: ose baba mi, manage e, awon aburo e fe bae soro (youths in the worst yoruba accent starts shouting)
Jubril: (flew from his bed and stopped the speaker i felt embarassed for him lol

someone wont buy extensions? o_O i can see most people are liars in this thread so heres my own too, i wont spend money on phone credit i mean why top up my phone when i can text online and flash peeps

a murderer he murdered the music industry. The Akogun, omoasoro kolorogbo, toloro bagbo kiloloro oshe?? CHEIF EXECUTIVE OMOITA r.i.p



my fav rap lines are: shalewa sare wolewa sun sori be fe yakata bosho bodi bo pata: iwo omoyii shofe judi wo alujana ni? lool if he had a chance he'll be number 1. but there's a reason for everything.

CHURCH PEOPLE STARE WHEN THEY SEE YOU WITH AKATA WOMAN BECAUSE they know she's not feeding you well and you are risking your life on how much processed food you are going to consume, and marraige with themm usually dont last

london is an old place they like castle and being traditional, most places in UK looks rundown and dull from outside and inside is just clean and they love antique, newyork is opposite
NEWYORK concrete jugle where dreams are made of lets hear if for NY

how is he mad hes a newbie just trying to sell

errm i beleive he's fast asleep that what happens when people die he's in deep sleep and unaware of anything, on judgement day in 4 years or 18,000 years he might then go to hell or heaven so dont worry he's not screaming in pain nor walking on golden street

yes most of them are beauties i just dont like their manliness (the ones i know), legs carved with musces, shoulders hench and so broad and arms are usually musclular with deep voice. can't they be a little more feminine? but they usually have pretty faces but if you fight them they will beat you!

everytime i watch is promo video i cry his life is a real version of a happy ending novel, nigerians flood 02 arena to see him paying £25 each elo lomaje to ba she si naira jesu osheun.
"i am working hard because i know God will put a smile on me one day and i will be happy inside"-vocal slender

people are disgusting, why do you even ask?? isnt dating a means of finding a partner? you can go on 5 dates in a month and end up with one would you sleep with all 5 and they are not even meant for you whoever does this is a slut

joke section! kparadise niyen now, she ni mo man rerin muse at 3 minutes interval   ki'lefi sexuality as option fun awon odoko niyen wafun ija ni bi oro

the coolest artist in njja has come, poses with interviewr and promoters whu loves mr G i do!

i'm a critic i look at flaw first
ahem: dresses looking tacky and crumbled. did they cut colourful teru into their body and wrapped them in net? and hair is not on point but they are beautiful women X

eje kwon move palace ie losi zoo, nonsense!

cooked rice and curry goat for d boyfriend n it was too salty, too hot and just unappetizing we ate out that nite, it unlike me i'm a pro i dont understand wat happened dat day

^^ you dey laugh at peoples nightmare lool berra pray yours never come, a friend that fell off din't find it funny he says it all happened between 2 seconds and BAM! he was on the floor yakata like da fukk??

Double N:
After for Kids and still driving dem guys nuts. Omo good genes good o!

who says she got four kids i can only see two, 4 kids?? her toto go dey inside out by now
omosexy, iwonba l'eyan fine mo! but me too i'll be looking berra by God's grace

angry
*d bf is playing mordern farewell 2 so i come second *

i wonder if she has any worries or faces difficulties at all, husby is a pilot she's a millionaire, ori yato s'ori lord remember me too oh

its razor bump and yes it itches, it will grow back quicker and fuller, you will shave it again and it will itch and burn this time so next time wax it, it lasts longer. surgiwax is good

its razor bump and yes it itches, it will grow back quicker and fuller, you will shave it again and it will itch and burn this time so next time wax it, it lasts longer. surgiwax is good

too late berra go and start baby shopping unless you wanna kill the baby but i dont think you should they are precious gift

you can call me ignorant or whatever if a guy is too lean and doesnt have energy, coughing like he has tuberculosis, scratching his visible rash i will run for my life if they try to chat me up, but people with none sign as in early stage could have it as well

yes

^^ eww can't date 'em they are usually too lean but their unusual energy is a shocker to me, i like to jiggle them like vegetables at work, they are very playful you see

but i learnt a thing or two

REALITY101:
Because the founder of NL is from YORUBA, NO offence, nor tryna be tribah, Just don't get it why the damn (2) pic with the name should make it the front page.

are you sure you no dey jealous we cant all be yoruba you know, thats her name omo-sexy, adaeze igwe also made it to homepage countless times. if you still dont get it heres a pic of your people trying to get into the promise land LAGOS  lol i joke

won fe w'olu eko!

why is this on homepage, nellaluv you are bullying her, dont get so personal and open a thread to humiliate someone its not fair, i know shes annoying sometimes and i even wondered once if she's human or web robot but seriously just leave her, this thread should be deleted mehn
OMG this is bad poor girl. nellaluv m dissapointed leave her now

I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS!
when taxi drivers striked in ibadan, my mum says shes coming to pick me, i wanted to join the big girls taking okada so i said no, taxi was N10 at the time so i thought okada was the same, when i got to home junction i paid N10 he says 15, i had no money and he got impatient and ordered me to jump back on the okada and dropped me back at school o_O i had to walk back home from bashorun to dada estate, i couldn't talk for three hours i was dehydrated and hungry, my mum said i looked like a boy

if someone slap me, hmm my boyfriend will hurt em