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never meet anyone from facebook, only done it once in my life, he doesnt look half bad on fb when i met him gosh he was fugly, one abojugigun legbe eti guy, his cheekbone was so high i got scared for my life, i dont like problems so i told him straight away that i'm going home and he should never call me again

i beleive you were fuck1ng her

^ its the people that make nairaland, i salute them lol

good info thanks

wow

emi komo ibi ti eboro de amo emi fe so alo.
Alo oh!
1. Kini yoruba pregnancy test, e ri chicken drum si inu obo re daada ki e si faa yo, omo n benbe ti won ba buje.
2. Olobo loloko, sokoyokoto
3. Oko tobasun, obo lomaaji

^i think you can pull the antenna too

my dad was fortunate enough to use one of this bad boy before nigerians opened eye to any luxurious appliance and everybody wanted to touch it and place it by their cheeck i think they call them cellular or something

[quote author=Tonye-t link=topic=472852.msg6352424#msg6352424 date=1278609749]Trium . . . goosh i so hated that phone such that my friends didnt know i had a phone not until i bought anew one. . .the sound of the name send chills through my spines. . . TRIUM   [/quote]when my phone got stolen i had to manage my friends used phone before i bought a new one, you coud catch aids from touching that phone it was fugly and dirty, if i have a call i will run out to pick it and i'd deep it inside my bad to create or read text

tamme:
ijebu soup

more like igbe soup.

who remembers my real life joke part 1? well here's part2
Someone told me when she was young back in nigeria, she has three brothers and they like to disturb her a lot, one day their dad returned form work and broought them an Okin biscuit each, within 5 minutes her brothers had eaten theirs, they were begging her to give them some she says no! they started abusing her of how slow she eats and how stingy she is but she ignored them. Meanwhile their Dad wearing agbada was sitting on the sofa with one leg spread accros the chair arm as he watches tv warning them to keep it down, all of a sudden one of her brother just jacked the Okin biscuit and they started throwing it at each other so she was struggling to catch it and Bam! it landed on their dads manliness area, out of curiousity and sudden reaction she just ran and grabbed her dads d1ck she missed the biscuit, their dad stood and said they all needed deliverance, he lied them all up on the floor and flogged them thoroughly with pankere and belt and they went to bed hungry. i laughed my wig off lol

^ ugh o_[b]O[/b]

Newest:
Femiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Je iyan gungun si aye eeeeeeeee

Poundo ko, undo niiiiiiiiiiii

lol he just probs doesn't like it, but its good.
when I was coming back from naija my mum got emotional my daughter what do you want? i said i want pounded yam, that day i had nice iyan and some succulent cow meat with cray fish infested egusi, plus a glass of Don simon mango and pineaplle.Halelujah!
then i got whisked off to the airport

Princek12:
It's been a while since I consumed some amala and ewedu soup. I need some real bad!!!

with bush meat and ponmo plus other exectutives like palm oil and iru lol i miss our food mehn

Iwosi even shoemakers no go gree

how about breakfast cuisine?

Omdzzz who remembers first populous flip phone in naija it was a Sagem or Siemen brand i was the first to have it in our house everybody was jealous

soft girl:
Hum am hungry please can some one teach me how to prepare African Salad plsssssssssssssssss

boil some gbure with a dash of salt for 10 minsutes, leave to simmer, slice some koko ghana in it and sprinkle some iru worro to taste, and BAM! you have an african salad

Dfirstlady:
nobody is mentioning motorola C117 or at least i think dt was it's name.
Blue lyt
Monophonic ring tones
d whole works
I just hated it.

hehe someone told she she lost her virginity to motorollas blue light, she was jamming with her bf in the dark phone went off they started kissing

and i took my dads 3310 to show off at school one bastard stole it, i nearly had a panic attack what would my daddy do? i couldnt confess poor man looked for it for hours cleared the chair and sh1t i told him 4 years later .

soft girl:
Nokia 3310

Godmother:
Nokia 3310. Meeen! that phone was as heavy as a bag!!

joel123:
Nokia 3310

GBAM! i beleive we have a winner. i remembered that phone it was a blessing to many naija citizen and their funky ringtone lol.

dolu2007:
China Phone. Its pretty ridiculous

its north worth the cheap price, no UK app, plus the heat is enough to bake your face even before 30 minutes of talking

Blows romsky a hot sezy kiss lol

sylve11:
whiterose who get that yansh

its me naw, my mum hates it, the girls are jealous but the boys love it so its all good

Hey brother take one but lets be proffesional people are looking

any baby that implanted itself in my uterus in my final year of uni and onwards shall be kept and loved lol. i have something in my arm that i cant possibly fall pregnant only if it's removed, i think all girls should try this. pregnancy changes your life and babies are cute but honestly be patient till you can share the experience as a family with someone you love

well they fired half their staff spo expect some lame service

yes naw, and i'd pick the fugliest one of the bunch ov course abi who will allow one strange lepa to start working for her husband, before you know it they will be grabbing lunch together and next its sleepover together, kamari!

D1KeleVra:
Abi whiterose. . . na u be this

haha. your babe fine pass her? - i didn't think so sit down

crank that naija girls

someone needs a refund!