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who remembers when you put oshuka on a gotas head and it falls asleep instantly or when you spot two dogs fuck1ng nail the ground near it and they gum together>? lol this reminds me, wonders why it happens llike that tho

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=456356.msg6363632#msg6363632 date=1278794046][color=deeppink]Some Nigerian parents know how to cry wolf. . .

Did Aki and Pawpaw prohibit them from disallowing their kids to watch movies? [/color][/quote]abeg no mind them, this is the worst news on earth, and who are the parents did they take a survey or is it some foolish women that get the chane to yarn whatever

aww girls get attached to their brothers a lot i pray noone lose a sibling by Gods grace

butter or margarine? lol lagos or ikeja

^ lol

omo see the chart 23-27? does that mean i should start dating older men, cah z boyfriend is only 7 month older i can assure you he's not getting married at 24 only if i jazz him of course

my 1st bf he'd write me letters i'd read and weep, sex never crossed my mind i just liked him and i was happy and excited.
I visited him one day and returned home disvirgined, i hate that guy

i'd slap him and walk is he fuck1ing her too?

me too but i have learnt, i can tell a bad one from from their words and i'd run for my life, people that are saying otherwise are not in your shoes, i have been in your shoes these UK guys are to be avoided, they take your number and promise you the world when they get what they want they are gone and onto the next one. but there are few good ones

i'm seeing an igbo dude currently he try pass all these yoruba dude i know they are so traditional its oldschool but i'm loving it, difference is yoruba guys like a bit of challenge and av an i dont care attitude which is sometimes attractive but no i'm not going down that road again

^you could lie you are preggs tho
my friends bro toasted me and wouldnt quit i have a bf and he doesnt care, he'd still come all the way from london and toast me in my bf house, my poor bf couldnt do anything he was older and has money one day i told him i just found out i was pregnant and dont even know how to tell him thats why i was avoiding him, he dissapeared and i heared he deleted my number too 

GB102:
@poster here is my mail gbachano@yahoo.com, make sure u message me before today runs out, i may b d one to love u.

eri were

@ you will find your love

those yeye guy, they trick you until they make advantage of you and leave you to heal on your own my dream has always been to cut their d1ck from the root, blend it and have them drink it and God help me i will one day.

*knocks your head in the middle and jumps out*

you are a very sad man.
while people are praying for better lives, na so all the curse weh commot for peoples head just dey dump for your head

chemical peel

lol no homo but look at the posters melons i want i want. is it squishy

hehe i couldnrt stop laughing at the girl that went to uni and came out with three kids after multiple strikes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2oyA5b3nG8

kenas:
i just want to know wot u think. At least fom your first look at my pics. Coz am a Pastor

lmao

just some bored organization seeking attention to keep themselves relevant, let them go and sleep jor

Ghana people are full of hate towards nigerians and its so unfortunate, nigeria is a big threat to ghana thats why they are angry.

Ghana Trying to Enter the PROMISE LAND NIGERIA

i've toasted guys two times in my life, its a bad idea, they dont last cos when you toast them they will never say no but they actually dont need you on a long run

your question is so dumb you deserve to go and suffer in nigeria but since its not your fault that you dont know how deceptive our men can be i will advise you and say no please dont go.

you are either too old, dont know them or not cool. i can choose to dance till you make a mess in your jeans if i know you, like in a house party or club no way i'd dance with someone i've never seen before i mean those guys are rude they dont even wanna know your face they just wanna hump your booty fuc1 that sh1t mehn

this one na freshie, you met a guy online from another country and in love, that has got to be the lowest thing ever

you should quickly hook up with another guy, you wont think of him as much instead of crying your self to sleep gone are the days when i use to cry and pity myself now break my heart i shed a little tear and i bounce back

of course you wish you were. i've always thank God i'm a lady, what if i was born a guy that would not be funny, i love being a lady wouldn't swap my lucious bodacious bod for anything

its cute i have two already both on holiday but dont think guys give a fuc1 cos i asked if he likes them he shrugs and said he never gave it a thot