₦airaland Forum

DaRapture:
Well, I'm not insinuating that Igbo sistas are gold diggers, but they just like any other group of women love a man who's financially secure, and thus I threw that information in as one of my strong qualities.   I didn't mean to offend anyone. Amaka, is that your name,  sweaty?

Like I've said, I'm model handsome so they say, and yes I've actually have done some professional work in which you can find online. This is me. What do you think?  

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pics look really gay? i'd ask for a refund lol

dreeldee:
Sorry i didn't put a warning sign, I guess it's not for the weak stomachs but how long does it take you really

well amaka has helped you and brought some sanity here so i guess i'll reply, its takes me 30 minutes cos i day dream a lot, minutes after i finish i'd rest my cheek on my two fists daydreaming, so yeah and pls no more question thank you, moderator please keep me anonymous on this post

yes if i want a party thats the only sane reason why i would act so dumb

i dont find some people's comment funny at all dont follow a boyfriend to church, i invited mine to special meeting and he kept spreading is arms around my chair not touch me but till we finished service i dint feel any connection with God in the church and he kept laughing really loud to the simple jokes the pastor made its just bad when a loved one's distracting you in church

i'm done man! how dare you share your poop story on here totally cramped my mood

my former best friend is igbo, pretty and lives in the state i'll link you two up if i see your picture

OgidiBoy:
It's not a matter of being broke dear, my gf and I don't know how to cook a turkey with all the fixings, and all that cooking just leaves a lot of dishes to wash so we just looking for someone that is cooking we can come keep company and eat that's all.

lol no need to reply, how does going to a nice diner states someone is broke lol

@ mr femo yes naw the one on top gongon tata abi wetin dey call am

OgidiBoy:
I hear food cooked with firewood taste better because the wood and smoke gives the food some kind of hickory flavor.

orimio oh! naija morogo lol *because the wood and smoke gives the foods some hickory flavour indeed, yeye dey lie for yourselves lol

as i dey type now i'm green with envy, i love festive times when you get to eat turkey and party but here in UK the only thanks we are giving is that racist grifith dint win election, so they dont chuck our ass back to nigeria lol

clemcykul:
lol tasted it once, loved it and since then whenever i visit maiduguri,
after buying my dry fish, the next thing is to buy the fired grasshopper
with specially prepared pepper

i just love it hmmmm

ooh damn its delicious and when its still alive is the best, so you can taste its raw aromatic juice in its best form, but be quick to chew it  so it doesn bite your tongue

is this a joke? if you are for real and really comparing firewood to stove in this 2009 then i dey sorry for you oh! but i advice you keep managing your stove even those days when there's no kerro, just still dey manage it God will do it and also cos firewood is not ozone friendly!

Fhemmmy:
Just make sure you drink enuf fluid, else, na hard balls will be coming out ya as$

~faints~ somebody pour water wake me

@ thread, i got over my ex by lieing to myself that he tries to murder me and it works lol but litereally he can kill judging by what he did to me jare that boy was my life and like bam he cuts me off like a bad mole but i still miss him inside, hes said he wants me back twice but Gods grace helped me to say no, as i am now till i get married in this life i'm stil prone to going back to him but i wont! men are loosers!

brooklyn99:
@rosabelle: u used to be a size 40 now u a 38? damn, u still fat sorry,

maybe 38 italy cos thats like 12 uk

ignore them, what more can you do,

survival of the fittest! do you look weak or why are those guys toasting your babe in your presence, i cant imagine being with the hubby, what guy with no liver could start toasting me? holly molly gongo aso for that place

Tippy Top:
Nigerians would suck a monkey's d*ck if it meant they can remain abroad. Why all these suffering?

eww how does your mind work like that, thats unthinkable

michelin i wan enter biko where do i post my pictures lol

fire all artist that is guilty of the following offences
1. Wig wearers, mercy johnson is their queen, i cringe everythime i note a wig on a lady, how unprofesional
2. Guys that try and bust it like they were born in the state, *cringes* they have to go
3. Guys that wears sun shade in the room even at the diny table when they are eating, say no more!
4. Gyals that wears cheap skate spag top, that can blink their eyes 100 times per second and twist their mouth to one side are just the one's trashing the set, they have to go.
5. Guys that have a JJC role fresh from yanke doesnt have to wear armless fubu, its highly embarassing
6. Nollykids (how adorable) but cut them when they smile and stare at the camera
7. Lastly, the deadly crime of nollywood, the bullet shooters, before you complete a two hour film you'd get shot twice at least, superstory need to stop recruiting yoruba artists into drama, its a one way ticket into the english films, bad english is unacceptable lol who saw saheed balogun's english movie? o sha n tabon ni
Lets just say nollywood = tro tro home videos, unproffesionalism in the highest order
and those igbo movie that has 0.2 megapixels where everyone looks orange/ pale should all be siezed, its sheer waste of money

chocomillo:
@ poster,its unfortunate dat u r so small in the main department becos no girl would stay with u for so long but my best advise for u is to try and make it up in other department,being successful is anoda way u can make it up.Small penis is always frustrating,it keeps falling out frm the 

petroy:
@ CChocomillo, How dip is you toto, ?

unfortunately girls wey get wide bottomless toto has been making guys like the poster feel small,
@ poster you sure your girl toto no dey deep and wide and she's making you feel tiny?

when you no be ode, really why dash people money, one thing i've learnt is whenever you go home never dash people anything expect for the £1 gift you brought for them because a lot of them are comfortable in the little they have already and as soon as you leave they forget you so instead of dashing 200k out why not put it in your saving in UK abi ki leni mo wi? second thing i've learnt is never give them your number they'll will be flashing you everyday and complaining you are not calling them do they think 02 charges 5naira / minute?

tanimz:
I swear, u no get job.

lmao actualli i do but i dey on holiday eeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy lol

wow new N1000 i've never touch am before when i left N50 wazobia was the inn thing then lol but now they have 500 200 100 chineke i wan go home this xmas oh! lol

i dey kpef as i dey read this joke and i dey laugh out loud as i dey cough as well

Urban dictionary of TROLL
One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument

Urban dictionary of TROLLER
Someone who likes to troll, a person who either intentionally or pointlessly yells and swears and insults someone with no or some purpose. Usually spawned by agruements, disagreements, or just hatred. Trolling can also be conducted as a self-entertainment to the troller by causing a ignition in chat or in a internet forum.

PLEASE FOR GOODNESS SAKE THERE ARE TOO MANY TROLLERS ON THIS FORUM, IT HAS TO STOP.
memebers should not be allowed to bully others its unacceptable, the person behing any comment has feelings and its not a nice thing cursing people out, Some people just dont know how to act if someone says they are gay its a crime if their wife is white its a joke and many other insults thats just not needed. Next time you cant stand a fellow members opinion just brace yourself and free them its their life and their opinion.

Secondly, people need to stop going off topic, guests read the forum and going off topic is not a good look.

thirdly, false thread, jesus! 1 in 10 thread on here are lies, people just lie blatantly, really whats the point of feeding us lies, if you are so bored and cant help but lie just move to the joke section,and if you think of a funny lie in your head then post it in a joke section as a joke instead.

BTW whenever you read a suspecting thread, just comment Troll alert! and i'll delete their thread when Seun gives me an admin roll lol

Thank you lol

Dunddy:
wait! was studio43 banned too?
i guess i avnt seen him for some time now and i wonder ssssup?

what is it abt studio43, No shakin that i'v been seeing? could 2 Direct be studio?

if so wetin una do?
abeg tell me make i take know how to thread oh!

Dunddy:
this is sad.

i feel like i have lost a friend.

but cant the sins be 4given? haba. deletin someone from a forum isnt fair nah.

wetin be spam message?

studio43:
Nothing has changed. Me studio43 me 2direct. Nothing dey happen.

if this isnt love, tell me what it is cause i could be dreaming or just plain crazy, if this isnt love lol

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Marooph:
This is nt funny at all dont u know dt everythin god created is good u beta pray 2 god 2 4gv u

i hang my head in shame,, NOT!

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riversman:
AJAH is where the GAY men live, ARE U GAY?? hehehehehehehe, comot from CUPBOARD, 

i lived in ajah and thats where all the hot niggaz live, our area is reknowned for hot guys dominating the area and we girls are just so few, shakara and effizy is all those guys know so dey were gay? lol

i think nairaland folks has given this ideas numerous times on how to enlarge your kokoro, simply tie a rope on your epon and attach the rope to a trailer and ask your babe to drive at top speed from kaduna to ekiti pupa, walahi that baba isale will heed to the word lol

i joke lol

dey cry well well in igbo accent and start saying: oh oh oh officer, officer for God sake, borrow me 1 billion naira please i go repay am in five market days, oh officer please, may God bless una please officer.
that will do it