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athiest are the people that have failed themselves in life and got angry at God instead and they revolt and their creator its like a prisoner versus the whole world

girl you should get paid for those

the igbos get my vote and i respect them for it cos they believe whoever is poor decides they wants to be poor as i was told by my igbo admirer lol but they need to be less dodgy about it

^^^ i dont even know what their problem is, and yeah only the people that get mouth can survive the market setting even next time i go i will be ready for them lol

only in naija do poor people shakara for the rich i was so annoyed, just came back on holiday in naija, if you see how rude these market women have become, they all need a wake up call on principles of business. everywhere i go , they all roll their eyes at me, i've learnt they usually increase the price and you have to negotiate, this lady told me a slippers was N700 and i said can i pay 500 and she says "auntie edakun e sun siwaju bata kini N500" what? i wanted to cry, at first i was confused and  later realised i've offended her by negotiating,
i knew a small face powder is N25 and the retailer claims its 30 i said ok bye i'm gone and she lashed at me "is it because of N5, stingy! do they think they are doing me a favour by selling to me?

btw this was aleshinloye market in ibadan and before i travelled they always call you to buy from them but now they dont have any respect for anybody. and if a transaction should go smooth they wont even say thank you and always trying to scam you. But by the time i spent 4 weeks in nigeria even me i developed tough skin, one girl started abusing me at  answani market in lagos when i stepped her goods to avoid a trailer from running me over, she goes "awe koshi lo"  i replied, oshi ere ni? emi o makin sh'omo ile yii, maa gba oju e" she calms down instantly lol (i was happy to speak back in ghetto attitude as they do lol)

but i remeberd a funny one, when a boy says auntie buy my scotch egg and i said no thank you next time, and he said God forbid you catch me here next time selling scotch egge

sorry if you havent had this rudeness from naija market cos ibadan people are exclusively rude  but i just cant help but share how gobsmacked i was at their attitude lol

the second one is cramping

one of this bad boys

xynerise:
Dont worry my name is Joseph.

murder nearly occured in my sec school cos a boy hates to be called josephu alala, and went even mad when someone called him jooge oloorun

AWW YOU POOR THING, nothing embarassing has happened to me this year tain God

thats very funny,, NOT! does someone have an extra pair of gun

^^^^ 

Godmother:
@Topic
And your point is?

ziddy:
@ poster : do u have sexual fantasies about every beautiful girl u meet?

arkinses:
I blame Your Freedom and Sim cards for this nonsense

skipo87:
people should take the IQ test before they signup

lol why the hostility from you people towards the poster, if you dont have an answer you no fit click back? poster is a new member and obviously doesnt know how the forum works eshe jeje oh!

my ex boyfriend once slapped me, and like bam i slapped him back and we both busted into laughter and broke up less that a week later, ashe o man di inu

^^ she kills it lol

^^ and whats the brand called, canon or sony kmt

flekan:
Lol!


Taken water yet? Won't mind bring a cup for you 

well be quick and few drops of oyin igan please!

edoyad:
^ I'm naturally slim and have a flat tummy. I swear, I tell  you when i started doing 40 push ups every morning and another forty in evening i saw a muscular bulge develop after 2 weeks . Though i stopped it in the third week cos like i said i prefer it flat the way it is, I'll start later again towards my 40s when i know a protruding belly will be calling me home.   

Simple things like what you eat (flee from too much meat,  other fats[b] and high cabs[/b]) can alter the course of your body.
I'm lucky cos I've hated fatty foods from childhood and enjoy drinking lipton before i sleep (heaven) which i hear helps metabolise fat. Not to sound cocky but i don't think my weight or share will ever be beyond my control.

40 push up each morning or 40 push up / week? wow thats a lot, btw high cabs is measnt to be part of the diet dont stay away from it, i think

[quote author=George_D link=topic=357478.msg5016848#msg5016848 date=1259509985]i will try and trim down my 10 pack to 8 packs. maybe then i won't scare away shy ladies oggling after me. [/quote]chairman you get mouth, trim down for you ladies? i bet you have just one soggy pack lol

platinumnk:
lol not these days, girls can pad their own pockets

innit! he still rolls with the low ones that scrounge money off men, wer my independent ladies at eeeeyyy lol

*cough *cough *cough *cough help water water! i dey choke on joke here water! too dry

edoyad:
Platinum i dont think the OP means wrinkled cocoyam and cassava six packs o  . I'm the OP those well defined and toned ones    LOLs

you people nor fit kill me for this site oh! which one be cocoyam packs lol but true talk our house boy salisu had six packs and they look really tiny not in a buff way lol and he himself looks underweight lol so yeah i think i know those ones.

^^^ yeah girl aphogee really works. dats gd

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=357478.msg5007894#msg5007894 date=1259366594]vislabraye^

pls go and sit down. Obama has a fit stomach, definitely not 6 packs. he has more important things to do with his time than spending 6 hrs in gym everyday trying to impress girls.[/quote]and so ffuckin wat? thats just my opinion if you dont like it you dont have to stalk my post and always have something to say. some people dont even know how to act kmt

cos the ones with six packs deliver that boom boom pow! who wants some pot belly mess resting on them

ffuckin grow up! lol i joke
dont you know what your mate are doing to get what they want?

jergens for life! i use this and my skin is looking good (and i drink water too, and i use vitamin e oil occasionally, and i exfoliate my body once in two weeks and i eat veg lol)

here a pic :
if you have dry skin: use the ultra moisture one
agieng skin : use anti agieng
dry and dull and blahh: then use the number one jergens shea butter!
last summer at the park i keppt admiring my leg and thot damn my skin's blessed lol seriously use it. both is same thing but the one in tube is much more effective. good luck wich your skin

will you invest in this?

please remove this from homepage, save nigeria from disgrace

Outstrip:
What is elect elect and how in the world do they force people to take a major they don't want to take

na one hard psycho degree, why anyone in the world will put themself through that hard work, i dont understand

ThiefOfHearts:
No offence whiteroses but

Dr Miracle is garbage. All of those products are crap and I wouldnt recommend them to my enemy.


Best Relaxers
-Affirm
-Mizani / Mizani Butter Blends, if you want your hair not to be too straight, MBB is really good
-ORS (Organic Root Stimulator) lye.

none taken cant argue with you pros altho ORS is the same thing as olive so i got ORS right then.

^llol

ubiaa5:
@whiteroses thanks where can i get d mane n tail,i used dr miracles a few times n it was horrible, i actually have very coarse hair ,the thinning is caused by blood thinners i have to use due to complications from using birth control,so im stuck 4 now.Does d mane n tail have other products or is it just shampoo n conditioner.tanks again.

http://www.rootsandsculpture.co.uk/products.asp?cat=22 you can buy it here or in a local shop or at storecreek.com
mane and tail has shampoo, conditioner and revitalizing cream, which ever one you choose is ok but i  think the shampoo is the least effective and the deep moisturizing conditioner is the most effective cos i wrap it and leave it in even to sleep. crazy i know lol

ladies need to go on black hair media, my ear is full. no wonder our african american counterparts are glowing! how to improve things from boob, skin, ass, hair to relationships i've learnt a lot lol.

http://forum.blackhairmedia.com/

vanitty:
I just did i suppose  besides after the cut, i wasn't in a school setting so i suppose that made it easier, no teasing e.t.c besides if done right this style can be very stylish and about prejudices you just rise above it.

ok thanks i will look into it and try and see. how long does lace wigs lasts for when you use it and do you re-use them, i'm hesitant cos some peoples lace wig looks natural on them like it has baby hairs, but some people it looks like they inserts stacks of extensions into their forehead so i'm not so sure cos i'll have to buy it online if i want one. i bought mane and tail online at wintercreekstore. com its on many online store tho, i'm currently on aphogee now cos i dont feel mane and tail is for continued use but after i achieved the result i went back to aphogee. is your lacefron customized and would you reccomend buying it online? cos they dont sell it in this village i'm at lol or i might have to go london