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First guy from left, Jaiye: God fearing but admires other girl's ass
middle guy,  Sanjo: Goes to church but he steals
Last guy, Ajala: Born again but doesnt look as hot the others and he's a SU

as you can see they are not perfect but i need to give one a chance, lol so Ladies and Guys help and shoose which one and why lol

same reason why guys d-date

never! what experience has he had, you think person go graduate and start looking for president job? nay he will work in similar roles for years and be a reknowned politician feel free to disagree i just yarn weting i know

Goo catch you wetin do man wey he go look tee and start dey pluck him eyelid hairs 
anyway put vaseline it'll regrow tru talk, i'm a girl and wanted longer lashes so it'd be more luscious after mascara application i was advised to put vaseline and din't notice any result but one faithful morning i woke up eyelash done thick

what exactly do you mean push it back it dey for your cheeck

forever leaving product aloe vera deodorant stick, its a miracle i've been using it for 2 and half years and will use it for life even the smell dey different, people just love dey follow me anytime i use am, and mei e no get me started on the perfume na love portion be that lol

info a bit vague but hmm thanks will watch out

abeg no he dey craze?

babyme:
@ poster cant believe u could look at a whole nairaland which i adore by the way(and i'm being honest)and find nothing postive bout the people . . . . anyways still think its a masterpiece. . . .donno y people are always so negetive  . . . it kills the vibe
i really love nairaland and the people they are funny and not cos theyre ignorant or dumb  . . .just cos thier funny  . .u dont have to give excuses theyre funny cos theyre funny. . . .  .i wish people can be more positive about what nigerians do . . . .all these complaining and negetive energy is kinding kinda old and irritating, 

haba e no hard now, she missed the category of the pessimistic where she belongs, bad belle, they never find anything positive anywhere lol

[quote author=echo- bee link=topic=354066.msg4965982#msg4965982 date=1258737848]me, i don't know, because i never die b4. but pls lets be careful with our replies here. me i dey fear. i never know where i go enter.make we no go use our mouth take collect visa for hell for nairaland o. warning[/quote]GBAM!
some folks already get visa, koda dem get ticket na departure dem dey wait for. can you imagine someone describing adeboye as homosexual, people no get fear shiior

naijamini:
@walakolobo
I was hoping you at least have some decency left between your ears.

It seems though that you are high on your own fart. Truly sorry that you have to stoop this low in service of some other master. I know they make provision for your kind in the salary table - look under Domestic Servant (75% of basic salary), but didn't know they also hollow out the white stuff as a condition of "servanthood".

he wasn't talking to you when he said meaningless, he refered to the post so it seem like you are the one high on your own fart cos you researched and preached for us doesnt mean they are talking to you lol

please keep posting the gist and stories and all the naughty things i dey enjoy am, dont stop lol

OBVIOUS:
^^^^^it is assumed that men who look like that are good fcuks---


I imagine u live in the ghettos of philly----

why are you picking on him tho whats your point

its good to tell people when you cheat if they are about to marry you cos the guilt might kill you but nigerians will not tell even if them cheat on wedding morning lol

how about some of us that doesnt really care and came to chillax. read jokes and pick on people nko, wish category be that lol

[quote author=paddy_lo link=topic=354066.msg4960203#msg4960203 date=1258663150]there aint no heaven or hell fckers,u live your hell right here on earth,same with heaven

i dont know why we believe all these fake pastors anyway nonsense[/quote] wetin be this now

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=354066.msg4955210#msg4955210 date=1258615789]What a coincidence I saw pastor Bimbo in hell too! This was during a 23 hour vision where I was led by our saviour Jesus Christ into heaven and hell. . .

During our journey through the fire I also saw Daddy Enoch Adeboye! Brethren the Adeboye we have now is not the real Adeboye. . .the authentic pastor Adeboye descended into hell 20years ago to engage in homosexual relationship with Satan. The real adeboye has 15  gulfstream jets right there in HELL!

Brothers and sisters I was told by the Holy spirit to keep my vision to myself until such a time as when i get my publishing deal, but blessed are you Nairalanders for you are the first to receive this end-time warning.

Please be careful, hold unto the lord, fast and pray for the endtime is here. . . Rejoice for our saviour cometh, sinners please repent.[/quote]tudor go and sit your funky ass down lol

OBVIOUS:
everyone should take their daily medications before signing on to Nairaland----

innit! some peoples opinion doesnt reflect sanity

as for my opinion on this thread, i cant judge anyone especially when my name aint G.O.D but that part of seeing bimbo odukoya in hell is hard for me to digest, i read it twice and i'm trying to comprehend like what? they said i wore mini skirt thats why i dey here oh how vague, man slipped in coma and saw hell?ok

dreeldee:
You don't have to start a thread if you're bored, you should be able to take a walk to the park just around the corner. Yo're gradually losing it with your war on the Nigerian diaspora.

parrr

cantell:
@Whiteroses,
If this is what you call a joke then i'm a full time comedian.
That pic in your profile is not funny too. The person in that profile has the personality of an over-dressed,sex-ridden,over-ripe hag. No offense meant. Its just not appealing.lol

none taken i hang my head in shame

a girl was asked to watch an elderly lady at a church convention, the old lady couldnt speak any english but she can read yoruba very well, at the convention and she asked the girl to help her to the loo, the girl hates toilets and had to give her instruction from afar, so the old lady yelled in yoruba *which of these two doors should i enter , the girl replied what does it say on the door, read it out loud and i'll tell you which to enter, mainwhile the church had translated the writtings on the door into yoruba for old people that doesnt understand english, so the door states,  Obirin: Female and the second door states , Okunrin: Male, so the old lady pronounced exactly what she saw not knowing its english language, she shouted, Obirin Femaale Okunrin, Maale to the old lady it meant, a lady wants to start chasing a man keep chasing here, so the angered old lady started cursing, iwo omoyi she won shepe fun oni, moni o mumi re shalanga ile awon odoko lo mumi wa, oma jen won o lepe


sorry if its not funny but it gets me all the time whenever the lady it happens to tells me the story

whats the problem again

ehen! so ijo ti wonu aiye, aiye ti wonu ijo since wen did razo dbanj start dey enter church lol i joke dbanj is actually one of few naija artist thats not razz

you lot are gbeborun man, i know the poor victimshe posted her injury jeje on facebook and you sneaky little man stole her pics to display on the internet, thats violation of privacy, i'll send her this link on facebook so she can delete you lol

aieromon:
Hmm,they don't look familiar to me.
War via facebook ain't the best option and no woman will leave her hubby 'cos of pictures she saw on FB.
The lady should move on,jare.Maybe he even beat her because he told her it was over and she refused.
Freakin' Nollies with their wayward lives.

they are normal people not nollywood stars, someone just stole this pics from her facebook profile, i know the lady very well when i lived in newham

asitis:
Don't know where some of the facts of this incident came from, tope was not married at the time she was dating this guy, she was separated from her hubby but has now gotten back with him, he was there for her despite them being separated following the incident. Tope announced Tunde and her were getting married sometimes ago, it seem like the real thing to us, Tunde  was always declaring how much he loved her (especially on fcbk), only God know what then happened, Tope said he battered her face, Tunde said the door hit her (which i don't believe, pls view the pix properly and judge), regardless of what might have happened, i don't think anyone deserve this, she'll have to live with the scare for the rest of her life

innit"! the source is doing a lot of shyt stirring, all the info he gave is rather bleak, i know its wrong to beat a lady, but i dont understand why someone stole private pictures on facebook and explaining rubbish he doesnt understand
anyway at least its a good thing for everyone to be careful about people and relationships

glad shes alright

semid4lyfe:
What is she still doing alive. Abeg, make she hurry up and die jare.

thats just mean

[quote author=Aloy~Emeka link=topic=350147.msg4899302#msg4899302 date=1257895015]That juju is nonsense, I can break through that door and enter, nothing can happen.[/quote]juju is real, of course if you have jesus its useless but the act is real, i know trust me

^^^ how exactly does victim get contaminated, is it like if a surferer enters a room everyone in that room gets it or does it require contacts and stuff

i'd be intimidated but i wouldnt know what to do tho, probably look for the next excuse to leave

manmagnet:
I GOT A BAD BOY, , BUT I ALSO GOT THE WHIP TO TAME HIM ,

you go girl!