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100% it does make you throw up a little dint it? well so i heared not that i'm having sex or anything lol

how many times, new vaccines that cures aids seems to stroll by occasionally whats going on people are still dieing, the vaccines are not popular and aids still says incurable on wikipedia

aww poor mother she must have screamed her vajj out

start drinking one bottle of ensure plus per day, its like a milkshake perfectly safe and was made for lepa like yous. i dey lepa too but thats just the least of my problems for now

firstly stop aplying heavy creams and lotions on your face it'd block your pores and cause more break out, hen start using rosewater and glycerine

on TV pastor Matthew Ashimolowo said he's rebuking stagnancy and people should raise up their hands and get deliverance, so i rased my hands too in my living room and i noticed i couldn't hear my sisters arguing on the side anymore everything was silent then some sort of energy pushed me and i staggered and fell down, it was embarassing but i thank God at least something cool had happened in my life so i decided to give my life to christ lol and i've never looked back, eba mi ke hallelujah!

somebody please reply dont say threads from last year, who are OSU people, what part of naija are they from, what tribe

they'll have to work on turning all citizens of anambra into high class first, turning anambra into dubai sounds like donkeys riding limousines, there's a reason why everywhere cant look like dubai, ive been to dubai its not a small place no where in nigeria can look like it, i dint go and do market follow follow like some nigerians i went on holiday i nearly fainted at how serene the place was, we walked through a tiny street and it looked normal turned out the street was on water and it had a shop, those people are on top mehn

[quote author=by.dot link=topic=326775.msg4596460#msg4596460 date=1253709159]school of Nursing [/quote]ab'eo rin kan

and who is suing her for risking her life and not being contend with what she has, i joke not funny? i know buh seriously i'm glad he dint go scot free i wish he'd be jailed for about five years, the woman is a good person

noetic2:
1. u need to define what u want. . ,  . do u want friends?. .  .why?. . . I dont have "friends" but buddies with whom I share the same ideology. All my relationships are well defined. . .we are either class mates, work mates, former school mates, fellow intellectuals, activists or just neighbours,  . , this may help. . . there is NO one u cannot do without. . . . u need to love urself.

2. u seem to live nearby, since u went clubbing at stratford, was that YATES? . . ,   ,

i'm from north london but i live with my mom at the moment.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Cut your losses.  .  .aren't there other people? I mean a bit further (wider location)?

I don't have Frenemies.  Don't even keep friends sometimes.  I don't take nonsense .  I can make friends if i have to lol but if the person just starts rubbish.  .  .i cut them off.  My sister is the one who has power (i give her props menh), she'll make friends and they turn out to be creeps but good thing is, she's like me, easy to cut ties and move on.  [/color]

i envy your sister o i actually have some nigerian friends mostly from church they are nice but they are very boring and a little older than me and the best they do is house party and stuff but i like to go out

chiejik:
i can see you are still a tenager,why dont you concentrate on your studies

yes i just truned 20 i had HND in bus.&management from college in london so its taking me unto a direct entry into final year thats what brought me out here o cant wait to graduate

I moved in with my mom who lives in west midlands its an white neighbourhood but i'm friends with the few black girls around they are all jamaican, black british, mixed and stuff and to be honest i'd rather not have any friends than them as much as i enjoy their company, we go out and have fun but i cant really trust them cos:
i know they always talk about me behind my back.
o[/b]ne time we had a test, we dint prepare cos we went out the night before and they agreed they are not going to do the test and do it during resit time but i refused and did the test, well i failed it and when we went and see the result i'm very sure they were happy i failed cos they looked at each other and i know they smiling inside,
[b] and worstly we had a group presentation i tried my best to make us practice they dint want to they said each person should do their slide from home and we then join our slides in the morning so i dint argue, but i went in on an unusual day and found them practising   i told them off and asked why they said they arranged it last minute and that i live far away and they dint have credit and they forgot later,
and then one time we went clubbing in stratford and we were supposed to pay £15 i mistakenly payed £25 and they dint say anything,
t[/b]hese girls act as though we are best friends we go out together and sleep each others house and they once did a surprise bday for me before but i dont trust them, do you have frenemies the ones that act their best to be your friends but they still can't be there for you 100% and they are secretly happy at your downfall.
[b] and worstlily worst is these yardie's are dumb as ffuck, one times i topped up £10 in front of one of them and i called my dad within few minutes the credit was gone she asked why i said i just called nigeira, she said they have mobile phones in africa? but i just stopped talking to that one cos of that, would you stop being friends with them? any advice but i hate not having friends and staying at home they are pretty much the only friends i have in this little town, i cant wait to go back with my sister but i have now realised friends arent actually very reliable

We were supposed to start accounting and finance together, but she dint start the degree she's doing a CIMA proffesional exam, and wants to use the CIMA to proceed to MBA and start working, i know MBA accepts CIMA as an entry qualification but she was advised she doesnt need a degree she should finish her CIMA and do MBA but we are in UK and she's going to nigeria later to work, is this advisable i mean no degree just bunch of proffesional qualification and work experience, what do you think? what are nigeran employers like will she stand a chance to work in nigeria

parki:
na wa o nuthin dey happen for nairaland again o 

its seasonal sometimes i'd be gone for months cos nothing dey happen then i'd come back again and it's live and i'd ask myself why did i ever leave this forum again

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nigerian boys gingering the swagga   look at this one's tooth pick leg, so thats what you guys hide under your baggy jeans

no you cant resist this you have to marry

they removed hynman from here then no need to contact anyone but it must be really frustrating

an old lady from edo state told me that bakka day you dig holes and sit in it till they finish their period

[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=326159.msg4581084#msg4581084 date=1253474542]This guy owes billions, but what he doesnt know is he can offset his debt with just 100 naira!
How? Buy a strong rope. . .! [/quote]aww borat be nice lol he could just be imprinsoned for 10 years at worst

if the person loves you they'd die into their pocket please dont die for smeone else keep your self alive

Eberay:
Hey nairalanders,howfar do u think a woman dat was dumped wuld go for revenge.actually i know of a person that is married today but she is scared dat d lady her hubby left for her mite go diabolical to harm dem.the story is that this man dated dis yoruba grl 4 4years,4rm d onset he cleared her he was not going to marry her.that when if is ready he will find another and settle down.yet this grl agreed but when it was time for him to get married she refused to let go.yet he left her to marry another. This lady in question has had up to thirteen abortions for this man. Do you think dis grl can harm dis man or his wife?[color=#550000][/color]

nothing will happen she cant do anything and God no go vex because i'm sure the dumped girl is not in Gods favourite book as she's had 13 abortions god hates murder

people could start from the simple things like avoiding so much chemical that comes in beauy products like relaxer and chemical stuffed creams, microwaving foods at all times and start warming on stove, placing phone under their pillow while asleep all these free radical will gather and settle in your body, its bad
no one asks you to stop using stuff but limit the intake of chemical you think you are using per day