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yes now its sweet ahh my ex boyfriend! he bought it and said its fish i thought hmm this is one succulent fish, after eating the whole thing he said its actually snake he had bought in a restuarant as an exclusive order but it was delicious

no never hit him back he'll hit you harder out of annoyance and confusuion, one guy slapped him babe and she slaps him back, he slapped her again her cheecks tore on his hand thats when i knew skin is like a melted rubber when given a hot slap coming at 6000 speedometer/sec lol

ehn mi o je gba! i say sue their ffucking ass i'd put 200k in an account and find almost half God knows what you needed that money for, i'm still not believeing this thieves indeed

i think either him or both of you are boring each other just try not to be so boring

[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=337070.msg4727857#msg4727857 date=1255469003]this is the biggest load of bullshite ive heard in such a long time, suddenly gals who are happening gals willing to sleep wiv happening guys are now victims according to Mr Poka, like some alluded to earlier, the gals are equally to blame in this afterall na who spread leg open?[/quote]the men are wrong cos they usually promise they will do them right when they know they just want to cacth fun and leave them and some men are idiots i once overheared a yoruba guy telling is freshie friend "kooya wa omo school kekere kan ti waa ma gba faaji lara e" and they were in their 30's i wanted to call the police that day but i'd look stupid, its what most men nowadays do runing after underage girls, how can they justify that

sometimes when i see men face calamity i think look at him i bet he was shagging persons underage duaghter once. all the nasty things men do will sadden them in future and they wouldnt know why you all nasty people better repent of your sins cos everything you do is been sown you'll reap it oneday

gas tankers roam around nigerian roads in the day light with all the people and congestion on the road its wrong they need different route, been to dubai been to london never seen gas tankers on city road before, last time in nigeria, we were stuck in traffic and a tanker was in que just few inches beside me i nearly had a panick attack newaiz R.I.P to the deceased

yes na because they've always been in it

cool

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=335290.msg4708252#msg4708252 date=1255207003]I think taller and heavier women probably have an advantage in the job market (and life in general), but everyone cant be the same.

Nothing wrong with your height, imo.

I wish I were taller than my 5'1 as well, but its too late to worry about stuff like that now.

I for get 6 ft papa and 6 ft mama That way I'd have come out at least 7 ft.[/quote]lol thanks

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=335290.msg4708210#msg4708210 date=1255206500]how tall do you want to get?

You want our naija guys looking up at you and shaking their heads?

seriously though, people stop growing by age 21. Most stop before then.[/quote]5'8 at least i'm barely 5'4 and skinny so you can imagine why i wanna be tall cos i hate looking young and dont wanna have to gain weight to look my age

aww you could request her emal from seun but will he give ya

phraoh:
Tie rope on ua head and also on ua 2 legs lyin down,den hv angry guys draw u from both ends like TUG OF WAR,its quite effective.Try it ok, n u will b blessed,

lmao 
[quote author=tpia. link=topic=335290.msg4707836#msg4707836 date=1255202280]you stop growing between 18 and 21.

so if you're over those ages, forget it.

Any medical intervention will likely do more harm than good.[/quote]i rebuke it in jesus name lol i'm 20 and 21 is knocking and still go dey tall what can i do tpia

stay der and dey lie to yourself later you'd discover you are a multi millionaire cos every wealth in nigeria belongs to her citizens we just have to keep it safe in the goverment pocket for safety reasons

aww was that you and your big sis you were so cute lol look at their boote on campus

how come some people talked about how rude children can be and they need spanking, parents in the house what were you looking at till your kids starts exchanging words with you, where did it all go wrong a kid i'm going to raise will argue with me and call me names? i feel sorry for that kid, children dint come with training from heaven its your responsibility to train them my dad's iron hand and my mums encouragement made me who i am today and i'm thankful he dint let me do what was best in my eyes then, but i wont be as strict as my dad tho i rem if he enters the living room like this we'd disappear like leaves lol

maybe shes possesed lol  buh seriously its sleepwalking not much to it she needs therapy for it go see the doctor but why did you combine that she speaks in tongue with night walking it sounds like she had demons to me lol or they are after her buh really see he doctor lets see their opinion on this

lucybaby4l:
Hello.My name is lucy i saw your profile today and i love it also became intrested to know you,i will also like to know you more,and i want you to send an emai directly to my email address here.(lucystevens25@yahoo.com)so that i can send you my pictures for you to know who i am. i believe we can move from here.my love distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life.i waiting to recive your lovely reply soon, Yours Love.lucy. lucystevens25@yahoo.com

is this a joke roflmao if you are serious soryy

y me:
you guys set the ball rolling so we are just playing along
you cant eat your cake and have it 

dont mind em jare
@ poster two can play this game God no go vex but i understand your point tho but still

aww poor bride

sugar pp:
even if it was an intruder why would his first reaction be to pick up the gun and shoot?

hmm tru it needs investigation hopefully he dint change is mind about the wedding lol but seriously i feel sorry for them he'd live with it for life

story i've been fed from childhood was that a spirit was after his life and he'd die on set as his son did so that they he had chronic muscle cramp in his neck and died so which one is correct i think samparia is probs right

Warfy Boy:
YES OF CAUSE. A WOMAN WILL ONE DAY BEKOM THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA

IN YEAR 3210

you are not funny lol and for your informaki one of us women is gonna be the next president after yaradua okay?

[quote author=al-qaeda link=topic=335094.msg4706574#msg4706574 date=1255188340]look at what a bunch of idiots are discussing here. una no get work. jobless people. well yaradua is a million times better than obj.[/quote]you sound like the only idiot here to me. who does this mumu think he is
[quote author=al-qaeda link=topic=335094.msg4707517#msg4707517 date=1255198796]if i'm a fool what are you. keep your bleeped facts to urself and stuff them up your ass. what have the bloody facts that your proud of done for one person in this country. rate yaradua after 8 yrs not after 2. baboon like you.[/quote]stop making a fool of yourself already! its not that hard its just a simple forum chill, ma para e si ijoba l'orun

Anabel:
my guy has the password to my email box, even my nairaland password, sometimes he comes in to check whatever am posting here. i give it to him cos he wants to know everything, so anything his eyes see, let him get used to it

ana banana! you so silly lol him eye go dirty for this forum

davidif:
opelovely
[size=18pt]BEING NICE AND FRIENDLY IS NOT THE SAME THING AS BEING EASY.[/size]

Naija girls think that being snubbish, stuck up and condescending is so cool, its no wonder a lot of naija boys run after oyinbo girls. In naija, even the ugly girls even act snubbish (CAN YOU IMAGINE?).
By the way, opelovely, let me give you the best advice someone might give you, NOT A LOT OF GUYS ARE PURSUERS, IF YOU TURN THEM DOWN ONCE, THEY WOULD NEVER, EVER, EVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN.

The hottest oyinbo chick that i ever saw was soooooooo nice and friendly when i spoke to her, she didn't give me that cold, blank, condescending stare that most naija girls would give you.

i'm proud of them let them be snobbish all they want jare, at least when they shakara the probabilty of getting laid drops, sounds cliche but its true naija boys these days are too fund of toasting all the babes they see you cant just smile at everyone lol , we are reknowned to shakara a lot and i think its cool abi doesnt it mean we are not loose and easy?

OgidiBoy:
How can I drip on you, You are my sister.

lol

OgidiBoy:
Maybe you pregnant.

yeah cos you drip on me init o serious lol

ghana-naija when will their wahala end. ghananians are always feeling bullied by nigerians and nigerians are always wondering what they did wrong. maybe ghananians are scared and think if we are not careful with that country nigeria they'll swallow our country up oneday lol

is not about conciense f{} that, its about having a principle your body is a temple and yours to keep not a device some drunk guy can use to scratch their itchy prick lol

chelseabmw:
By now your girlfriend's honey pot will be as wide as 17 iches alloy rim, e go don depp ooo

only if she doesnt know what are mates are doing to patch it

ouch ive got a bad bad cramp just now on my lower tummy soz i'm off topic but i'm hurting

Radiant:
Don't stress yourself. There's a better life beyond NL. 

lmao