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its changes that causes it, your body dont understand where you are and whats happening to it but it senses changes a lot, maybe you over worked that day, or moved enviroment. its happened to me a lot before and i thought it was demons lol you know you are awake but you feel energy stopping you from moving and the only thing your memory can think of is jesus! and you start feeling yourself move your head and bam you wake up fully lol i hate it whenever it happens

there will be HIV spread as long as boys and girls are not having safe sex
there will be HIV spread as long as guys and guys are not having safe sex
there will be HIV spread as long as girls and girls are not having safe sex
please dont take risk sex is over rated and HIV is real

[quote author=becomrich, link=topic=324241.msg4577649#msg4577649 date=1253407594]which of this men do you think would be vice president material .

Chief Ojo Maduike
Senator Ike Ekweremadu
Sam Egwu
dora akunyili
Sullivan Chime
Chibuike Amaechi[/quote]none they all need to go and sit their funky ass down

dear s you are a wierdo i dont know how i managed to forget my pata in my ex yard but one day i sighted him wearing it, i first thought that's a girls under wear and wait a minute thats mine, he said yeah you forgot it and i've been wearing it ever since  oh gawd you was an idiot btw i'm sure you stole it in ma room cos no way i'd forget my stuff and i hate your fried hair that was so precious to you i think its ugly its only putting attention to your fast disappearing hair line oh i also met him at a party last week i looked awesome what a great time to bump into him he wanted me back but i dint think so, then he wanted me to be jealous he had been laughing with a random girl he then introduced her as his friend "meet my sexy friend isnt she cute" little did he know the girl was one of my best friend and we came together, sorry for the long story i had to let it all out
yours not sincerely eni xx

thats just opposite i usually pray God should distract them away from me i'm tired of them jare, nowadays guys go toast you even if you dey wowo its now a probability game to them, whatever happens to love letters in those days lol i will never forget "dear eniola whenever i mention your name electric thunder runs through my vains making me fold my legs as i quickly hug my pillow, will you be my angel because i want you to fly me there. see you at social nite tonite" roflmao   

could someone please round it all up in one sentence and tell moi what they meant by spiliting this country of wonder? me i no understand o abi doesnt split means divide btw whoever dey post pics should stop only if they are from your mobile phone cos i know google

aww bless btw could you please tell how your wife is negative and she has a child for you. i heared hiv sufferers now live normal like people and they neccessary dont have to die, one girl in this city i live in have aids i'm sure she doesnt have some good medication cos she's a size 4, eyes yellow and skin full of rash and foundation doesnt stay on her skin. lord forgive me o but now i know aids is real people please be careful.

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i joke i'm just taking the piss lol

Liedetect:
I once met an elderly woman in a shop and we got talking. She informed me that she was in a nursing home and that the Nursing Home Manger had to give consent for her to visit the shop. Needless to say the elderly woman let me know that she found this humiliating. I asked her what she was doing in a nursing home seeing that she was a very strong and healthy looking woman who did not look as old (75) as she claimed.  She said that she hated the place and that she would never forgive her daughter for putting her in a home. She said that her only child (the daughter) took control of her finances and forcefully placed her into the care home system although she begged her not to.

She said when she lived on her own she had many friends and attended many functions with her friends but in the Nursing home, this was impossible surrounded as she was with paraplegics.

She said she had worked all her life to make sure her daughter had a very good education and upbringing. The old woman decried the fact that her daughter repaid her in this manner, placing her in a home.

She told me that she hated her daughter and no longer spoke to her. This elderly woman said that she was not ashamed to admit that she prayed to god every night to do to her daughter what her daughter did to her.

Loads of British born blacks particularly the ones married to oyibos, who tends to loose all focus on reality are forcefully taking over their parent’s property and finances and pushing them into old people’s home. The parents hate it but are powerless to do anything.

I have heard of so many cases of this particularly amongst people from the Caribbean community whose children are born in Britain. At the rate the African community are choosing to abandon their cultural heritage I can see them following along the same path in a few years.

holy mary jesus and joseph this is the most  most pathetic thing ive ever heared so those folks in care might not like the idea? that poor woman but are you sure she's in her sane mind? cos not all of them go into care cos they are old, some of them suffer from schizophrenia so no matter how normal they seem they cant live alone must be monitored and on medication till they fully recover but if otherwise then her daughter is a bitch, i'm sure there must be an inspection or approval by local authorities cos people cant just shove people into homes but that is not fair darn

ab'eo rin kan so he dey innocent has a story and where are you all jim iyke haters, bluespice wer you dey, no comment? lol
that man sometimes i feel sorry for him he has so much haters and all on vague reasons like his accent or sunglasses, since when did that become a crime he does his job nicely and not everyone is perfect

what does he have to say about this then, if he can justify himself on this one i'll believe that lame interview story

THIS IS THE STORY I WANT HIM TO JUSTIFY-I'M NOT HATING THO JUST SAYING I'M ATUALLY A FAN

Superstar Jim Iyke was in Katsina State on May 27th 2009 working on a project called "Day 27" . The Boy's Cot actor signed a 3-day contract to play the lead character in the movie directed by Charles Awurum and co-produced by Chidi Chidioke and Amaka Oleka.

The production quickly run into logistics problems which delayed the completion date of the shooting. Tied up in other commitments, Jim Iyke, who had been paid upfront N 600,000 for his 3-day work, was ready to leave the project after 3 days as contracted even though he hadn't completed his part of the contract. Panic set in and the production offered Iyke extra payment to stick with the project that would have fallen apart without his participation.

The Nollywood bad boy turned a deaf ear to their supplications and also refused to refund the money he already cashed in since he hadn't completed his part. He called a taxi and loaded his luggage in, ready to leave.
Amaka Olenka, who's married to a close advisor to the Kastina State governor, frantically called around, asking for help to prevent Iyke from leaving. The taxi was about to leave the premises when security officers stormed the location and stopped the taxi.

Jim Iyke was dragged out of the car and ordered to stay on the project. Tempers flared and a shouting match followed. The security officers roughed him up and the actor tried to defend himself. The officers ganged up against the actor and beat him black and blue. He was dragged back on the set and forced to complete his part at gunpoint.
His many attempts to contact his representatives and lawyers didn't produce the effect he expected and he remained on the location till he had completed his contractual part.

brein:
How we gon get this' super heroe bread thang!

ewo n phonetics awe s'ebo gidi

naija old parents dont need care home they are usually strong and when they become really old and prune they kind of start acting like a little child and their memory is not stable and  no i wouldnt put them in care homes God forbid they go in one of those places by Gods grace. ota o ni gbawon lowo mi, won de ni shaisan loru ko jesu amin.

if he asked baby could you cook for me please i'd say ok abi what are friends for

Basildon1:
No point there, he's not thinking of her in the funny  way you think. He was simply misbehaving in public, plain and simple. Stripping doesnt mean you are anymore or less of a human,

na lie he just uses her however she wants cos she herself no get any credibility, jayz will never grab beyonce like that nooo way
btw why does she feel the need to wear such ugly dress yuck and hopefully kanye doesnt smell his finger after lol
and everybody hates kanye now thats good for him hes hated trying to humiliate a little 19 year old girl taylor

is she married and doesnt she have children? if i see her i'd scream her face look as if shes hurting poor woman where did it all go wrong, people said shes a very nice person and she thinks she's very beautiful and doesnt think there's nothing wrong with her look

roflmao why dint you quickly drop it as the car bumped as in as it made the "gba" sound just blend the bomb with the sound thats what i'd do, i'm sure she heared the sound as you stepped out she'd be like wtf did he just fart and ran off
lmao this is why i love this site

Onlytruth:
Poor lad! His dream will go like those of others before him. In Nigeria, he has to beat the almighty QUOTA SYSTEM to make his dream a reality.
While I was exactly at the same JSS3, I drew up and was determined to build a helicopter. I had only finished my first level Physics but I was puzzled by how a helicopter hung on one spot and spun around in the air. I couldn't sleep for days figuring out how a helicopter does that! My dream died once I realized I couldn't even access a good physics science lab.

Those types of inventions only happened in one African country -BIAFRA!

aww lol

huh how the heck did this thread have three pages cos its wrong info ommosexy is hotter than ciara and dont look alike there is nothing cute about having 6 packs and manly shoulders like ciara has

C2H5OH:
and this is relevant because . . . you trust non virgins and you know why 

SMH.  Get it together

hey mr man dont pick on me cos you bored theres a reason why i say whatever i say and wont justify it for anyone

btw no ladies should succumb to doing any domestic chores for her boyfriend though that is unacceptable as far as you are not married you are on the same level cos some guys are so traditional they wants to feel like the boss

lol ive read some funny stuff on here

PAININASS:
I can't help it,pls advice me

lets move in together then abi wetin can cure this boy o lol

maybe you got bored go out with your friends or do something dont know why some people watch that stuff it doesnt move me a bit

afro hiphop is just growing in naija just like how hiphop was growing in the 80's in america hopefully we will skip the so called biggy and tupac phase abi wetin be beef lol

maybe you just dont like him i like most his music i like jayz a lot he owns too many things and he married beyonce it just doesnt get better