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my mum said one day as a child i went and visit my grandma and she took me to a baba that does tribal mark, they already measured my cheeks and chose the style that'd fit me but when they got there the baba had travelled to oshun state aaarrrrgggghhhhhh i almost had a panick attack when i heared the story that day, my brother said he was was sure our grandma would have gotten the cat type that starts from the mouth for a long time i wasnt happy i almost had tribal marks, me? me? me eniola have tribal marks? tufiakwa mo taka e danu na God saved me.

baekdoosan:
all those previous responses will not help. Let me give you the best answer. Just SLAP HER!!!!!!

boo
dont ever hit a woman

you have to be here and you must intend to stay for sometimes not get your card and start leaving the next day

tmoney11:
How are u so sure that this girl is virgin?

easy her back will be straight and her buttom cheecks look round, well so i've been told apparently if they've baptized you for sometimes it flattens your booty and your back curves a bit lol

olasboy:
It's a bad idea to continue in such relationship/courtship. Jilt her and go to Ajegunle or Makoko to get a VERY poor girl friend.

Ode!

ode hahahah that word gets me all the time, ode eri enue bi enu ode oponu ode ni gbogboyin ode lmao ode

is nagging really that bad, my bf thinks i nag too much he gave me rules no nagging no talking too much and definately no chew gum, do men really hate nagging ppl cos i laugh about it whenever he says it maybe hes really annoyed hopefully he doesnt leave my ass but i dont realize it though, it just happens due to the things he does

Missy B:
This is eminently FUNNY!!!  . . . . . .

baybbootz:
i actually burst out laffing, lmfao .dat was serz

lol that day in my mind i was like no no dont go plan don backfire. i've never felt so strongly towards someone like that before he was supa dupa cute we actually went out later buh it dint work out, i rem the day he took my digit i nearly fainted and when he said i'm dimeji i fainted lol, what hes nigerian? thats even better i thought i have found ma husby lol i was so silly

ThiefOfHearts:
To be frank with you

Guys discussing woman's hair annoys me

You are absolutely clueless.

Ever occured to you that they use this hair to cover their REAL hair. The real hair is nicely braided underneath and the "fake hair" is placed on top of that. So if the weather likes, it can be raining, too hot, blah blah. The hair underneath wont be the one going thru any trauma. That would be left for the added hair. It's that simple

That lame excuse of "waking up and seeing blah blah". That only happens in fake relationships. If you're close to your partner, he would know about your hair practices and there wouldnt be any surprises

you rock, guys think they can say whatever they want to us, i cant stand guys that say this and they know majority of us use extensions whats the point of trying to make us feel low, are they trying to proove a point or something when i first saw this post i was fumming cos its too much on this site, they dont know how difficult it is to maintain what we've got, if i do my hair without extension its means i'll be doing it weekly and it'll break it so i let it rest like that. where i work and what i wear i'd look a fool with an afro puff or corn row cos my hair is natural, if i hear one more guy say that why do girls wear weave gyal might have to bitch slap lol abi na my fault my hair is nappy, short and shrinks to 1mm when it touches water lol

Tsiya:
How would you feel, if you are a man, you married someone, and just one morning, you wake up and see somebody with a bald head staring at you like a babalawo.  Don't you deserve some honesty here. I didn't say I dont like the weaving. I just don't like to see the forest on their head. You just look at a person from a far away distance and you know it is fake. Even if you going to do it, do it with moderation. And by the way I am not alone, most men don't like it.

ok i hear you, i believe you but dont beware of guys that say that they just say it for saying sake, on my mums firends bday this guy was going on and on about how he cant stand girls that wear make up and hair extensions he likes natural and he will only marry someone all natural and simple, little did we know that the guy fanciies me even though i wear make up, my extensions are super long, my nails were long and curvy lol ashe he wants me but i dont blame him only a gay guy will resist any hot girl even if her extension has turned into barbed wire lol

its true ati baje kini yen ju lol i'm not over weight in fact no where near fat but my pooch belly is a no no i think i should register myself too o lol

omega25red:
yo get butterflies in your stomach every time you see him or her and you constantly think of the person and you also make plans in your head with that person.


Cliche: when you can see your unborn children in her/his eyes thats when you know you are in love

when you can see your unborn children in her/his eyes? haha laugh no wan kill me die o laugh has kll me die LHKMD lol that is some next level love craziness lmao

i second xxcarolxx

i dont use any product to lighten my skin, well i use to in my ignorant days. all i use is vitamin e oil two nights a week to remove discoloration it keeps me radiant and glowing. pretty clear brown skin is what i've got.

ask yourself how long am i going to lighten my skin for?
its not permanent and makes you look red and ugly viatamin e oil evens you out you'd look amazing.

i know things you can do to your skin that works i'd reveal it if you care and can even post a before and after pics of myself.

remote control i have up to 200 channel and hate adverts, i'd tear my hair out if i cant find ma remote lol

think about long term, you'd be 60 when they are old and prune yuck

i dont trust virgins dont know why lol

your hair rises up one by one and your nipple begin dey tickle lol
seriously you become happy over all, more positive and have a reason to be fabulous.

keep trying inni

too much but the one i rem vividly was when cute guy from account department came to where i was working with others as he was leaving i dint want him to go and wanted him to come back and at least look at my face and notice me so i pressed the fire alarm to get attention but he even ran faster towards exit

Mr Kelly:
Way back in 2004, I lost my job due to company liquidation and after fruitless search for job, I decided to settle for a security guard job in an oil servicing firm in PH. I was doing my part time Master Degree program then. My supervisor will always refuse to give me time-off during my lectures and exams. Educated guards are usually sent to do clerical tasks or man the cctv but in my own case, I was often sent to man the armoured gate. At a point, out of frustration, I have to withraw from the program but was later encouraged by my pastor to go back and completete it. I knew this guy is mean but I really wondered why he had a strong hatred on me because I am the most humble and obedient employee anyone could have.

Anyway, I left the job two years later when I got an appointment in one of the biggest oil firm in the courntry.

double thumbs up

tsiya must be a very boring guy lol but good for you if your idea of beautiful women are the ones with dissapearing hairlines. to answer your question i do weave because i keep natural hair.

i'd feel like a 7 year old child actually i'd feel naked, i cant imagine doing ma hair and makeup a little deodorant and then walk out like that ewww not complete! but if i did i'd probably loose everything i have on me but i've never thought of this before we ladies all need therapy for this bag thing lol oyster card, makeup, wallet, phone, brush, blot powder, tissue bla bla

dont do it its horrible but if you were in a relationshionship before the distance then do your best and if it doesnt work out dont feel bad

what the heck thats too round