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when they are freakishly old and still wants your number aka they just wanna take advantage of you cos you are young they are sex offenders, they are retards

eww her ppussy gunk must have become sticky and you'd probably break her hip

nowadays couples that date are having sex so it should be 18 and illegal underwards

patwhizkid:
Even 18yrz old kids sef dey talk bout love, parents, dump, etc! Na wa o. . .love nor get age again o.

not funny you are only making her feel silly and her feelings invalid, nigerian love association says the ideal age marriage for a girl is 23 and court thy partner for five years so yes 18 goes

kriscross:
I'm eighteen in 100 Level of a Nigerian University.  Found this guy who is just an awesome and great friend.  My parents and siblings say he is only a cheat as is with all guys and i am still a small girl.  So i dumped him.  I dont believe he would affect my studies or make me do the wrong things i wouldnt want to do.  Wat do i do?

my dear you shouldnt have let your parent know about him at this stage the only thing they'll say is you are too small, just follow your heart, is there a big age difference between you two? i started dating at 15 unfortunately but at 18 i was able to figure whats good or not good for me.
nigerian men are reknowned for wanting their ex back if he approach you again maybe you should give him a chance

does he live in nigeria oh then it doesnt m,atter anything goes in nigeria boys hug each other and stuff but if its UK its gay he shouldnt say that he should know better

i've never met any of these guys with skinny legs its none of my business if a guy's leg is skinny or not

but i like them they are very smart people, leave them alone thats their own little way of hustling, they are all beautiful girls i'd probably do the same abi whats the point of your name circulating in the media and you not taking advantage of it,oppourtunity people oppourtunity its the american way

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=330101.msg4630650#msg4630650 date=1254199063]what does this mean? [/quote] you nor fit kill me you this people

^^^^ i know some bad belle will still have something to say hmm whatever good news posted on nairaland some people will bring out their microscope looking for silly little flaws cant you be positive for once and if its bad news they will be happy.
woooooooo wooooo go genny i'm proud of you.

mohawkchic:
~ The meat does looks very tender on the bones. . .I can think of a couple of ways to eat it as a meal/snack other than Mash & Potatoes

A. Put it in the oven to get it a lil bit crispy
B. Shred it on Salad/Noodle/Potato/Warm Chicken Salad/Tortilla Sandwhich

ahh true true esp the option .B

mohawkchic:
~If it tastes no different to one i'd buy from the supermarket or local then Yeah i'd buy & eat it. . .


~Isnt it all part of making Life Easy for folks on the Go or a quick meal. . .

really? ok kl
buh personally i cant eat it how the heck will I serve that beside meal for my folks it looks like something you'd serve with mash potatoes and cauli flower but we dont eat that at home

people dont sweat it anyone popular personality can be an ambassador they dont need any skill or do anything drastic they are just there and do some little thing, the fact is he's a celebrity and hes the ambassador, why are some people crying that tuface is not worth it, the guy is a genius he makes good music, you'd have to be intelligent to be where he is abi dont some of you know better than criticize

oyb:
Turai - you've come a loong way baby

looks like ol' DOA was no slouch in the sack back in the day - those kids look like they have at most a year each between them

make that nine months diffrence lol
btw i dunno why some ppl are makin fun of them kids i think they are pretty girls, they look wealthy from start, you should see my family childhood pics not good lol

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white people have really done it this time lol would you buy and eat this, i dunno about you but wtf this is disgusting, i dont like their canned foods at all but unfortunately i have no choice when it comes to baked beans and chopped tomatoes which i try to avoid as much as i can. sometimes i see food that doesnt require canning like sweet corn, mushroom and stuff but i just thought ah well its their health they are joking with but canned chicken is just ridiculous they said it will become as common and canned baked beans soon and all over the world, not nigeria lol are they being lazy or is it development

oyb:
warning to christian fundamentalists!!1

soludo is going to turn anambra into a muslim country !!!

thats even juicier lol like this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp3lH7gGTYU&feature=related

proudly9ja:
@whiteroses,

sorry to digress bt I like what u did with the pic on your profile, is it original?

abi o thanks lol if you look carefully on the sides you'd see the website of the dude that pimped it, naija dude i chat with on facebook

jalether:
MINT, I can go two weeks without smelling, emi omo tio we tondon , dudu osun lomo

hehe

Shola2009:
This poster is a very stupid idiot, i hate illiterates like you, you need be be slapped left,right and center

what for? no need to get aggresive i'm yoruba gyal too i just laughed about it

aww thats nice that woman is his backbone although she pushes him a bit too much

lightwalk:
Once you don't take your bath, you are going to smell, how u smell, depends on you

laughing my wide ass off
yes o it depends on you it might be your clothes smelling, or your sweat glands reeking or your yansh stainking you decide lol i will never forget one lady my mum took she was stranded in the rain at convention, as soon as she got off the car i dint know what made the smell the spot she sat oh gawd it smelt mank something must have died in her yansh ewwwwwwwwwwww
sorry for d description

yes those 5 reasons are true if you have a dummy as a boyfriend,  mine's only few months older than me but 3000 times smarter he always think ahead of me so whatever i intend or plan to do he already saved a reaction in his head, and no one should try number one, if he's not interested then hes not and he could be sleeping with you till eternity its your responsibility to run if he's taking you for granted, but i like the others tho

i've done it before never going to do it again cos guys forget things once they say thank you its finished, i bought my man a long journey train ticket before he was was looking for cheap savers and its time wasting to me so i just wooped out ma card and purchased it on first class he looked at me and said its the little things i do thats makes him really happy few months later he was like you bought me a train ticket? no way you'd spend a penny thats yours, you? buy anyone anything? and starts laughing but then he rememberd later  

posakosa:
you will have a dream.

thats not true dreams are silly, last time we went to naija we went to a bank sat down and was joking about how an ugly man can never be a banker cos they are all young and cute here and within minutes i was eyeing the one that attended to us and trust me i had a dream that night i got married to a banker and we had twins and named them signs and wonders and they had a little puppy i was feeling happy and excited from within in that dream cos i have a family lol dreams are foof only if God wants to reveal something

i'm sure he was bored in his little blue room smelled him self and gasp for air cos he staink so he decided to blame the yoruba girls he's be running after hehe

wow thats good whats the inspiration behind it