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azraeljaheel:
I'd be wasting my time explaining myself... Kos I see you guys sense of interpretation is dead... If only your dumb parents didn't have premarital sex we'd be two stupid souls lesser today...
Just imagine what CD or withdrawal method could have done... Saved you guys from exhibiting your dumbness on nairaland but nah una konjilised retarded illerate jobless parents chose to do flesh to flesh... Guess truly the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree... Dumb parents dumb kids








Amen jae better pikin

azraeljaheel:
I'd be wasting my time explaining myself... Kos I see you guys sense of interpretation is dead... If only your dumb parents didn't have premarital sex we'd be two stupid souls lesser today...
Just imagine what CD or withdrawal method could have done... Saved you guys from exhibiting your dumbness on nairaland but nah una konjilised retarded illerate jobless parents chose to do flesh to flesh... Guess truly the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree... Dumb parents dumb kids What sense have you ended up making? I could barely make anything meaningful and sensible from you post! You just only came to show how uncultured, unlearned and disrespectful you are. But who do we blame? Society or Parents? Only you have the answer to that.









Amen jae better pikin

azraeljaheel:
He who is without sin cast the first stone

Koval12:
I eventually moved on. Didn't go back to the lady. She's now married. She is still keeping in touch with me though. I have gotten my own business, doing my masters now. Really doing well and intend leaving the country after my masters degree program in Unilag

SexyDenzel:
Believe me when I tell you this is totally different from sleep paralysis. I've experience sleep paralysis at least 3 times in my life but this was different you will not understand until you experience such then you will know that this universe got so much things going on that we don't even know 10% of it. sleep paralysis you'd be struggling to wake up but this astral shiit you will walk or elevate out of your body, you will stand on a corner or whatever and can see your body, cloth, the position you're laying down and stuff. The out of body experience, you'd be scared AF you will be so white, the you that walked out of your body will be white, every part of you and you will be conscious of what is happening. Infavt you won't understand it, I didn't until it happened to me.

Kylekent59:
The scariest day of my life.
This happened 11th of February 2015. I went for a seminar which lasted for two days. After the seminar I decided to go home. I boarded a bus from ojota to ikorodu. When I arrived Haruna junction,i had to cross over to the other side of the road,then it began to rain heavily, as one side of the inner way was flooded,i decided to take a short cut,i bush wacked for about 5mins, I came to a very bush environment that look like a mechanic workshop, the rain started raining heavily so I decided to find shade in one of the cars over there. I entered inside the car and was waiting for the rain to reduce a Lil bit. Then in 5 mins time I saw a man who was dressed in black and was wearing agbada stoped right in the corner of the bush. He looked back and front and also sideways, then he bent down, I was at a vantage position because I could see clearly and the proximity wasn't that long.

Right in front of my eyes this man bent down and tuned into a black goat. I couldn't believe what my eyes just saw. He entered inside the bush and vanished.

I opened the car door(very dirt car with oil stains) and took to my hills. I ran without looking back.

How I came back and crossed that flooded road was what I can't figure out how I did that.

This life is full of mysteries. I couldn't sleep that Night.



My second scariest moment was around August 9th 2013. Armed robbers numbering 15 robbed my lodge. They gained access to my room through my kitchen window. As they were breaking my kitchen window buglary, I was aware, I didn't even know what to do,while they were breaking it, I was arranging 2k for them. Immediately I brought out the 2k I went back to bed pretending I was asleep. The two guy that entered my room woke me up and the asked me where the money is, where you keep the 2k they said,i was surprised out of fear I gathered murale and told them I had no money. They took my express music phone, but thank God they couldn't locate my laptop, psp, golden watch and 50k.

Then one of them said to the other," this guy no dey give us better business oo" and I was told to lie down of which I obliged. My head was kicked continuously and I was threatened by them that if they see any money they will shoot my two legs, I had to tell them I just remembered I had 2k which my frnd gave me,so I gave them the 2k of which they collected. They both had an ak-45, an axe and a bottle of chemicals,with charms round their waist.

I can take the both of them down I said to my self but what about the remaining 13?, so I decided to give up.

After they collected my 2k,express music phone, and my party time spray, they were about going to the next room, so one of them remembered my freezer, he opened it and stole my cake, my power hourse drink and the bread I bought.
They left my room and preceded to the next room and so on.
One of the most sexy babe in my lodge was raped,i could hear her cry while the banging were going on.
After everything the vigilantes came and we're forming "if to say I dey,i for spray dem with bullet,this and that".


After everything was calmed,i quietly brought out my laptop and other expensive things out. I took my bath and rushed to the bank to deposit my 50k.
May we never experience robbery.

SexyDenzel:
Mine was the day I thought I have gone, I literally could see my body laying on my bed. Like the astral whatever they called it, I was white and I was leaving my body, shit scared the hell out of me meeehn I remembered my family and how sad they will be and I was like FUK IT! I'm not leaving this body I just walked back to where I was on the bed and lay exactly how my body was and Immediately I jerked back to the real world my heart was pounding so hard and fast that I can feel it hitting my chest like it wants to break my chest. That night was crazy.

Peachess:
Nope, uniben.

DrToche:
jealousy...

like phyno said ,(onye bu guy muru Anya maka ndi na aka mbo

saintopus:
I went to buy Suya this evening at a junction along my street. I saw many guys and babes waiting for their turn to be served Suya by the Aboki. I noticed the following kinds of people:

1. 'Give me test' Aboki
These persons take seriously in collecting a small piece of Suya from the seller. They hardly know that it is part of their own suya they are eating.

2. 'Put More Onions'
These persons are onions addict, they like oniins. They will tell, the Aboki to make sure that more onions are added to their suya.

3. 'Aboki Put Jara'
These class of people like to be given something more to what they paid for. They do not mind if they buy only N50.00 worth of suya.?

4. 'People Who come to Smell the Suya.'
These are the "long throat " class. They follow friends to just feel the smell of the suya, in some cases, they are the ones that will shout "Aboki the suya too small "

5. 'The Big Boys'
They come usually remain in their cars and order the Aboki to put suya worth N2000.00 in five places and that means many people have to wait for a long time.


Please add your experiences

Jostico: aunty:who can tell me what children do eat as lunch mainly on sundays??
Nobody knows then akpos hands was up.ok come up akpos
AKPOS:aunty i'm a victim we often eat TILAPIA FISH AND DO DRINK LA CASERA..........
Teacher:round of applaud for him..aunty:who can tell me what children do eat as lunch mainly on sundays??
Nobody knows then akpos hands was up.ok come up akpos
AKPOS:aunty i'm a victim we often eat TILAPIA FISH AND DO DRINK LA CASERA..........
Teacher:round of applaud for him..aunty:who can tell me what children do eat as lunch mainly on sundays??
Nobody knows then akpos hands was up.ok come up akpos
AKPOS:aunty i'm a victim we often eat TILAPIA FISH AND DO DRINK LA CASERA..........
Teacher:round of applaud for him..

TeejayMaya: This is serious oh!!! Well 1st to comment so lemme say a big thank u to my people

UnknownT: It is now turning to a cycle? They must have heard that we successfully isolated the 1st case with less % casualty, now Nigeria is now a haven for them? Maybe its hightime the press started reporting the wrong news that Nigeria cant fight Ebola

MissMeiya: No. I don't have time to feel sorry for them. I shake my head and move on. I swear, there needs to be a more intelligent version of Nairaland. Maybe with an entrance exam for registration.

freecocoa: I don't think all these really apply in the real world o( not all at least).

Any man who is out to deceive a lady will even go as far as giving her an engagement ring, all to continue shining her Kongo or whatever it is he wants her for besides marriage, one just has to keep hoping/praying not to end up in the wrong hands.

I'm not saying "ignore the signs" no, there are definitely red flags but these articles always make it sound like you can outrightly tell a serious/unserious man by following a guidebook.