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With that ur siggy??

b0rn2fuck:
good advice, for me to stop smoking, I change friends circle and change of environment stop me from visiting brothels, environment and friends circle have huge impact in determination of one life, it's difficult living in ajugunle and expected to act like island

Can you explain the one minute check?

Truckpusher:
Unfortunately this simple 1 minute check has killed a lot of kids due to poor parenting and total neglect for general safety by adults.

Which car be dat?

GoldHorse:
Try Volvo products or German brands. Most Nigerians buy Toyota and Honda products because of second hand sales value.

I don't. I buy my cars and use them for the present value they can give me not because of what they will give someone else in the future. Imagine using a car for 7 years without one single engine problem. Didn't even change the plugs.... and na tokunbo o.

He's crying because he's gonna be Stucked to one possie

Who ask you? Tafia!

Nigeriabiafra80:
Savage, onochie is from south south she is not igbooo

Fear North! It runs in their blood

Bros, Wetin you gain

Mendelssohn:
Some of us have inexorably postulated, sometimes against the risk of sounding platitudinously hundrum, that electoral contests are not won on social media or by mere reliance on linguistic concoction of some indolent entities in terms of some housewife tales woven together with contemporary lexicon and anachronistic threads of beer parlour analysis with speculative deductions. Interestingly, most of us who have considered all the aspects have had the uncanny prescience of the impending eventuality and have sat back to enjoy all the noise and Political acalculia by many of our lazy and noisy brethren hoc loco (on this platform) that is. We have had enough reasons, occasioned by many experiences that the likes and shares here amounts to nothingness when the real deal evolves. I believe if same noise and hypocritical rants characterized the 2015 election, the Anambra, Ondo, Edo and now Ekiti elections in the social media space and the results showed many have wallowed and foolishly domiciled in the fools paradise, then the best resort for them is to bury their heads in shame and talk less when they know nothing. 2019 election is very close by and same scenario will surely play out even if they cry to the core of the earth and further to nibiru.

I saw this comment the last time this story came up on Nairaland and I had to screenshot it because it was funny and made sense. I want to say that this comment is still valid up till this moment. >

You be Gay?

highpriestess:
lool,so true!!

reason I don't cook in any guy's house atall.

I think people should be trained on Administration of first Aid to accident victims. Maybe as at the time the people standing there and taking pictures, one or two of them might have still been alive, just only unconscious. But trust Nigerians, once they see some one lying unconscious especially from an accident, they just assume that person is dead and start snapping pictures not knowing it might just be them someday, mean while as a first responder, they could have helped rather than leave the person to his fate only if they have been trained on first aid administration (CPR) and the rest. Please whenever you see an accident victim lying unconsciously, never assume that the person is gone, go there and check for pulse on the wrist and also check for breathing by placing your face close to the persons nose and I then rush to the nearest hospital, but this should be done after clearing yourself from any source of danger, so that you the rescuer do not become the rescued. If I were to be in government Everyone would be trained on first aid administration, establish paramedics. Do we even have paramedics in this country self? This country self!

Please pardon my ignorance, is cryptocurrency also the same as Bitcoin? Are they brothers or sisters?

ijeshaboy:
Have just Broke up with bad investment called cryptocurency millions of naira gone, but i have decide to move on.

That would be misplaced priorities my friend. Please show me a country where the big churches are building companies.

chumakk:
What will happen if the church begins to build companies?

Ask your government. If government can start reciprocating the kind of development seen in the church today, we would not be where we are today. Just imagine if the government can produce something that would employ 10,000 youths in one state and do that for nine other states, we would have 100,000 people employed already. If the current largest church (50000 capacity) built by living Faith Church in the year 90's or so, couldn't have the government of Nigeria being able to take cue from them and sought a way to create jobs? It really pains me when I see people blaming church for the government inability.

chumakk:
When are we building the largest company?

Does our Buhari even have sense to understand and comprehend the meaning of this poem?

Oga, how did you own a car if you are not into business or investment? How did you rent a comfortable Bachelors apartment without a business or investment at hand? Did you work to buy the car and rent the apartment ? Did someone dash you the car? Or did you win the car? These are questions begging answers.

morgang:
Oh well, my life really started quite a while. My dad has passed on since 2010. My uncle sponsored my university education degree until it got to 400L. He only pays for my school fees and accommodation (Hostel accommodation on campus)... monthly allowance isn’t included cause I had to fend for myself however it comes.

Somehow towards 300-400L I became wholly dependent on myself and God. I hustled hard and by the grace of God I’m now a corper. I’m 23; I Own a car (just recently) and a comfortable rented apartment for an average bachelor lol... still got a handful of savings but thinking of a good investment and business to do...

My life has always started, I never get a break from it..

My advise for you. Quit seeking admission for now, the wisdom you have now is enough for you to become a millionaire. If you get admission now, u may end up graduating by 30+ talk more of NYSC. After that, u become hopeful of getting a job, but the intriguing part I that, you might not get that job, at this point ur age us ticking, you become worried, you look at yourself and say u haven't really achieved much in comparison with ur age mate. But here is another twist to it, if you go learn a trade now, in few years to come, there is a huge possibility that you won't be where you are if you were to go to school. Learning a trade, skill, business with the right attitude usually have this multiplier effect.

wapo:
Me I Be 24years Old About To Clock 25 And I Am Still Seeking For Admission,he Don Tire Me!

#IgboAmaka

Oniovo, u nor well o. Na that one Maale send you come do.

ThePianoGuy:
I still remember getting lost on my first day in campus, I felt sad but i never knew God had a good plan for me that day. Surprisingly a beautiful Chinese girl with blue eyes saw me stranded and offered to take me to the school main gate. As a sharp Warri guy i quickly collected her WeChat. That’s how we became very good friends. I can’t wait to kiss her soon ���

Please what do you know about him? I'm just been curious sir.

Troublemaker007:
Mumu. I have no atom of pity for him. Very selfish and greedy ediot. People who brought this ediot to the spotlight, he betrayed them all just because his so called family and pastor advices him to. Now he is broke, they all deserted him. Karma is a biatch. Be there looking for sympathy with your white lies.

Before you quote me and talk nonsense, I know him very very well.

This is a clear case of 'who dey cry still dey see road'. How can a madman be so abreast With the situation of things in IMO state? He talks as though he watches the Television. Or maybe his madness just began few weeks ago.

See her big fat legs.

I want to thank God for my academics. I don't know how I managed to graduate from the University with a second class upper. My CGPA was 3.501. This is me who probated(Repeated) in my 100level, failed so many course in my 300level and had a spill over in my final year Till today it still amazes me, but I knew then, I was always praying and studying hard in my final exam ( Faith without Work is dead). I had one of the best results I have ever had in my university days. Also, I want to thank God for the successful completion of my NYSC in Anambra state. I remember when I almost got beaten by a scorpion twice, one of which I was suppose to be asleep, but something just woke up and told me to check around me and behold a scorpion was just creeping close to me, while the other I was just about to step in it while outside my lodge. I want to thank God for giving me journey mercies, you won't believe the very last day I was coming home, that was when my bus got spoilt in the bush.

Also I want to thank God from saving my sisters life, while serving I was called that she was bleeding and doctors said she had ectopic pregnancy and they needed to do operation on her immediately. This was a lady who just got married last year. She went into the surgery with a very low pcv, they only thing we were just doing is praying for God to take over, while the doctors do their best and by God's grace everything went well.
I also want to Glorify the name of the Lord in advance that I would be given admission to undertake my post graduate program in UNILAG and I know he will provide the finances and resources needed.
I also must not fail to thank God that he will locate me with a good job this year. Praise God!!
In all this, I have judged him faithful.


Who is the doer of all these?? God!!!
In our various positions, let's appreciate him, let's thank him.

Praise God!

donbachi:
Mine was in the year 2013,january 8.when my wife entered the thearter for the delivery of my child.two hours later,the doctor came out.and told me that my wife and child didn't make it.i ran into the thearter and saw my son lying dead inside a bucket,i couldn't do anything,just stood there confused.the doctor at that moment asked me to go and get a carton to put the dead baby,while my wife was lying lifeless on the thearter bed waiting to be taking to the mortuary.to cut the story short...1hr 45mins later,God brought both of them back to life.may his name be praised.

Come be beside me, I'm gonna take of you, I'll give you a perfect assurance.

Babyforever:
Just wish I'm the lady beside him

Please who are the authorities you wrote to??

YOUNGELDER1:
Something similar happened to me
Petrol was been sold for 160 instead of the norma pump price

Sent a letter to the authority.
Authorities investigated,
Petrol station was sealed for a month and they had to pay a huge sum to re open.
Now it’s back to the normal price.

You see why Nigerians are the cause of Nigeria problem.

This guy should be shot at sight. He killed someone (a doctor) yesterday.

Please let Nigerian team stop playing in any tournament. I almost died yesterday , I felt my heart coming out of my chest, my body and feet was getting cold. Christ!! These Nigerian team should be disbanded. Let a new crop Of players be trained and not go to any tournament till after 6 or 8 years. Let them just be training and playing friendlies. I'm happy it's only one case we have heard. Help me thank God for my life!

Before I "like" and 'share'for okocha, i want to know if he has gone for any training on coaching?
I'm just curious though.

femeritus:
I think the coach is either very weak and was bullied by Ighalo to field him (we don't need a soothsayer to tell us Ighalo is a bully) or he has a beef with Iwobi's uncle (Okocha) for critisizing his selection on a national TV after the loss to Croatia. In the match against Iceland, he only managed to bring in Iwobi during the dying minutes. I think we should give our local coaches the chance and for me, Okocha should be given a chance to prove himself. Look at what the Senegalese coach who is a former player is doing.
Like for Okocha if you think he deserves the chance. Shares if you think otherwise.

Which qualifiers? Abeg don't let me slap you oo.

RexTramadol1:
Rubbish...... You must sha blame someone





Higuain also missed a golden chance.....d idiot just played it wide.





Buh in all, I think they played well



Ighalo wasn't just lucky




Maybe he will be in their next game




In qualifiers.

These are some of the reasons why people like you fail woefully in school. Learn to read with the the intent of understanding and learn to pay attention to details. Where in my first and second post did I talk about Americans being "This or That"? And you calling me a "goat", "Hypocrite" can only but corroborate how disrespectful and uncultured you are. And not being able to pay attention to details also corroborates how unlearned you are.

azraeljaheel:
Agreed.....

To show you how cultured I am I'd say AM SORRY to you... I guees you didn't see that coming... Na you even insult me first... Mr well mannered and cultured

And speaking of SPARE THE ROD SPOIL THE CHILD crap... Dad was a naval officer grama na matron mum Na lawyer.... How I was raised up na better drilling levels...


When it comes to respect and been cultured Indians would be mentioned and at the same time when it comes to rape bros Indians too follow...

What am trying to say is canes would only raise hypocrites like you....

So don't bring the western world here telling me, that's why Americans are this and that just so you know the whites are the most polite and down to earth souls one could ever meet... I would know but I doubt if you would because you wea raised like a goat....


Again am sorry I got on your nerves,,,, Naija get match tomorrow and nothing but love go win that match for us so no vex bros

These Lagos lagoon and suicide is alarming. Or is there a Water goddess calling them?