₦airaland Forum

ibkgab001: Now I see more reasons why God is against you people despite been blessed with more resources your Parents wandering around the street to get 1 tin cup of Garri to survive ... Hold on to your God vengeane there is always a way for us who trust and have Faith in Him

segzysexy: i jst got a mail frm total inviting me for the exam which is to take place on saturday.please do u know the format of how total set their exam for i.t student?

CzarChris: To be honest, I feel awkward when people call me sir , cos I'm still like a year away from my 30th birthday, but its all good
Well to answer your question, I co-run an engineering consulting firm, and I also lecture at a federal university in Nigeria.
No more unnecessary risk.

modewap: Please sir, what is the difference between mechanical engineering and product engineering? Or is product engineering a sub department under mechanical engineering?

modewap: Please sir, what is the difference between mechanical engineering and product engineering? Or is product engineering a sub department under mechanical engineering?

segzysexy: actually a friend of mine told me to apply n i went down to their office at victoria island to drop my letter,the woman incharge of the collection said she will contact us through mail bt till today am yet to recieve any mail

salamso96: Am great oh bro. Hows uniben like na. cuz here in ATBU, probably due to the crazy combination of mechanical and production things no easy oh.
nobody has ever grad with a first class degree in the course since the existence of the school. very few 2.1 but 2.2 nd 3rd class are like promo

CzarChris: Dude, its good to know that your in the field, what pissed me off was how you sounded so cocky in that comment of yours. Even if what he said didn't land well with you, being polite in your answer to him won't cost you anything or even ignoring him totally was a far better option.
Well that being said I accept your apology no matter how coded you made it sound .
True the competition in the industry is really fierce now, so everyone should make the best of whatever their goal in life is.
I left the industry in 2012, and I'm loving my life after the industry. No more unnecessary risk to life(make ND boys come site and ask for the project engineer na den ur eye go open), no more deadlines, no more cramming of 12life saving rules, no more fear of job insecurity, na me bi my oga now. Gaddamn, this is the life.

segzysexy: have u been sent any invitation mail ?

udz: Ok, no wahala, just pull off dat barca jersey make I see.

okito: As an Engineer, offshore work is like a dream come true especially on your first visit to the rig or production platform, however as the realities of the associated dangers begin to set in, you ask yourself if this is really what you want to do. Flying to location is just as risky as being on location itself especially when you are drilling an exploratory well and prognosis suggests highly pressured reservoirs. Food is served 5-7am/pm & 11 -1am/pm. ofcourse you have the best of local & continental dishes but after a while you just get tired of the food & become home sick. Working offshore when everything goes well can be boring, it gets interesting when you have a technical challenge to resolve, however you would rather everything goes smoothly (my opinion). Hey! I remember once flying out of location and 10 mins into the flight, the chopper starts acting funny, being the only passenger, I peeped to see the reaction on the faces of the pilots; tense. Worse still I saw them flipping through the pages of a manual and the contents of the manual were stuff like hydraulic failure, mechanical failure etc. My worst fear was confirmed! thankfully, they found a solution to the problem and 35 mins later, we landed safely at NAF base. In all, it is a beautiful experience.

okito: As an Engineer, offshore work is like a dream come true especially on your first visit to the rig or production platform, however as the realities of the associated dangers begin to set in, you ask yourself if this is really what you want to do. Flying to location is just as risky as being on location itself especially when you are drilling an exploratory well and prognosis suggests highly pressured reservoirs. Food is served 5-7am/pm & 11 -1am/pm. ofcourse you have the best of local & continental dishes but after a while you just get tired of the food & become home sick. Working offshore when everything goes well can be boring, it gets interesting when you have a technical challenge to resolve, however you would rather everything goes smoothly (my opinion). Hey! I remember once flying out of location and 10 mins into the flight, the chopper starts acting funny, being the only passenger, I peeped to see the reaction on the faces of the pilots; tense. Worse still I saw them flipping through the pages of a manual and the contents of the manual were stuff like hydraulic failure, mechanical failure etc. My worst fear was confirmed! thankfully, they found a solution to the problem and 35 mins later, we landed safely at NAF base. In all, it is a beautiful experience.

davide470: Yes I was

segzysexy: Hi nairalanders. Is their anybody in the house who is working or as worked as an I.T student for Total offshore i really need ur help urgently

salamso96: This thread is a highly motivating one. Am a student Of Mechanical and productions engineering here in Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University Bauchi. and i wish that one day probably after graduation, i would get to work offshore.

I really need you that are into it aleady to give a little piece of advice on how to make it up there without being stressed up. Cus obviously you all sound relaxed and cool now. You know what u see on your pay slip makes you smile. Definitely u must have been through some hard times. Nothing good comes easy.

please give us aspirant areas where we should focus more on. God bless y'all.

bigtalla: The first survival lesson is "Conserve your energy to enable you stay alive for a longer time"

balamz: Vice chancellor of ebola- prof. ........

frank043: Shame on you!!!...you are correcting somone and this is the shit you just spilled out!!!!!!!!

Its "bottle" and not bootle.
Its also "That guy deserves a bottle of beer" and not "That guy deserves a bootle beer"!!!
Get it?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christine01: The summary is we ladies like to eat fish a lot!

RedBenson: This ur 'engrish' can cause revolution in naija if everyone shld speak like this. No insults!

Swaggot00: God bless nigeria. this is one of the billon reasons why my hustling niggas wont go back home .. i love this lyrics dunno the name of the group but i know they are group artist based in nigeria *as for me i go take broom' sweep my upper room lock myself i no go see the sun or moon no need for spoon' i no go chop' i go fast morning and afternoon' people go assume say i meet my doom inside my room....... '*

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