I have three reasons for this: One, it’s on Netflix and I have never watched anything romantic and good on Netflix; two, it’s an Indian production which meant it would be a Zeeworld movie; three, the hype on Twitter resembled what I saw about “Wedding Party 2” (a disaster) and “Chief Daddy” (an unwatchable piece of junk). So I began watching “Namaste Wahala” with a suspicious eye, overly critical, ready to pounce at an error or weakness.
I was disappointed. The movie didn’t bomb. To rub it in, the movie actually flew. Well, not the scintillating flying we saw with the “Living in Bondage” sequel, nor the giddy flying we saw with “Merry Men 2”. This Hamisha Daryani Ahuja-directed movie was a hop, another hop, a high jump, flapping of wings, then moments in the sky, swimming in air, clobbered by winds and the elements but going all the same with everyone who cares about the movie having their heart in their mouth, fearing for the fall that never was.
Namaste Wahala: The Cliches and other jerks “Namaste Wahala” is a story of love at first sight between a Nigerian lady who is also a lawyer Chidinma (Didi) played by Ini Dima-Okojie and an Indian man Raj who is also an investment bank played by Ruslaan Mumtaz. Everything about the story is cliched. The girl’s father doesn’t approve and the boy’s mother will rather lose an arm before she allows her son to marry a woman who can’t cook “Chole Bhature”, “Aalloo Paratha”, etc.
Of course, both characters are the only child of their parents. Also, of course, both of their parents have candidates for their children to marry. And, of course, they ended up together.
This is not the worst issue with this movie because nothing is completely new on the screen – every great movie derives its power from its execution (and we have seen worn-out stories told with powerful execution). One easy way to sell a story is by having strong supporting characters. “Namaste Wahala” failed in this regard. At least 50% of the time.
The character of Angie played by Anee Icha is a piece of overdramatic personae that could have benefitted with a deeper thought in the hands of the writer and director. She loves men too much (or let’s say the truth: she loves prick too much), she flaunts this attribute but expects to find true love and settle down today-today and live happily hereafter. She is too loud, too forward, insensitive, and full of energy that didn’t advance the cause of the story nor its aesthetics.
The Best Movies of 2019 The character of Angie was a distraction and a bad one. A character who is in our face all the time but doesn’t make us laugh, think, or empathize is a waste of characterization.
The character of Raj’s friend played by Koye “K10” Kekere-Ekun was okayish but the portrayal was terrible. A better actor would have done big things with the character.
Then comes Preemo played by Osas Ighodaro who is unduly rude, tactless, and annoying.
Sigh, there is the cameo of M.I Abaga. Fun, zero. Importance to the story, zero. Just misplaced vibes from a co-producer who wants the credit for his ego.
There are a couple of scenes without substance like the above and Anee Icha is in most (if not all) of them.
And there are a handful of promising scenes that ended up being lines of missed opportunities. One that stood out for me is the encounter between Didi’s mother played by Joke Silva and that of Raj’s mother played by Sujata Sehgal with their children in the background. I expected a brimstone of statements full of philosophical insights on culture, family, relationship, love, loyalty, and parenting. Or two or three of these. But the women merely parried insults and just scratched the surface.
The strengths of Namaste Wahala
The biggest strength of the movie is the pace. One moment Didi and Raj are seeing for the first time, the next scene they are in a relationship, then there is trouble. Water-tight, no time to beat around the bush or to overflog any aspect of the story’s development. Just moving. If Ahuja plays chess, she is an attack-minded player. Moving the pieces, weaving an attack towards the opponent’s king.
The second strength is the storyline of Jane. This one is popular on the Nigerian stage. A big man’s son batters a woman and she can’t get justice because she has no one to fight for her. Didi and her friend Leila played by the director of the movie take up this case and the batterer played by Frodd backed by his father’s affluence and a corporate system that shields high-profile crooks, is getting away with murder until Didi pulls a shocker.
Jane gets justice and Frodd losses money plus a slap in the face from RMD. I believe he got away rather too easily but the point is that there is another substory to the plot and we can revel in the catharsis of seeing on-screen justice that eludes us so much in reality.
Another subplot is between Didi and her father, Ernest, played by RMD. They are at loggerheads over the way law should be practiced, money should be made, his legacy, and, in extension, the person she chooses as her man – he should be a lawyer and a Nigerian or just Somto played by Linda Ejiofor‘s husband Ibrahim Suleiman.
And these struggles and tension between father and daughter are basically what saved the movie and lend it a backbone. You can fault many things in the movie, even the love affair between Raj and Didi on the grounds of its over-romanced and too-familiar ideas but you cannot fault this father-daughter struggle. You may say it wasn’t elaborated and it is rather resolved easily but in defense of this, there is something bigger at play: the tight-knit and pacy nature of the film.
Damijo is a big actor who carried his roles with class towards legendary finishes, and Dima-Okojie is a spirited actor who makes light work of roles that many of her peers would struggle to portray. If Ini Dima-Okojie and RMD weren’t in this movie, if their roles were not played by good actors, if there was no conflict between the two that preceded Raj’s love and carries more force, the movie may end up terrible.
But it didn’t bomb; in lieu of this, it flew, not to the high-heavens but far above the stuff we see on Iroko TV, on cinemas on Valentine’s day, on Zee World, on Telemundo, and the likes.
How Would you rate the film?
Over ten, I would give the film a 6. It was a good watch and it faired better than most of its Rom-Com peers but this says a lot about the quality of romantic comedies we are served, these days, rather than the excellence of “Namaste Wahala”. Would I watch this movie again? Would this movie be mentioned when great Nollywood movies of 2020/2021 are mentioned? No, no.
The first time I saw Tina Mba, it was in the sitcom “Extended Family” created by then-rookie Bovi Ugboma. I have now rewatched a couple of episodes on Youtube and still love them. I have always thought Bovi and Lilian Esoro whom I loved from “Clinic Matters” were the reason why I loved the show. It has become clearer, today. The matriarch of the show, Tina Mba, was the final puzzle that made the show the powerful art it was. I think “Extended Family” exemplified the kind of career the actress has had. She comes to the set, kills her character with a finesse that would do any A-list actor proud but somehow, someone else takes the glory. Not tonight. Today is for Tina Mba the grossly underrated superstar. Continue reading https://heavyng.com/blog/tina-mba-superstar/
If you are a betting person, draw your sleeves to your elbow and join us, we are about to dive into the not so clear waters of analyzing what would happen on the last day of the Big Brother house and who would take the hotly hotly-contested prize home. If you are not a betting person, you should be, Big Brother Naija Lockdown Season is sponsored by a betting company. This isn’t coincidental.
And no, our analyses of the winning chances of the housemates are not guesswork. It is based on the name recognition of the housemates offlines, their trends on Social Media, the volume of searches on Google, their celebrity support, and the rather established pattern based on past winners to gauge the Big Brother favourites for the 85 million.
None of these is cast on stone. For instance, people could be searching for you on Google and they are not necessarily your fans. Nengi’s age is one of the most searched keywords of the reality star. The people searching for her age are mostly not her fans. They want gist. The same goes for Social Media trends which can easily be influenced by influencers and the herd mentality of this generation. Even if a housemate’s Social Media army is genuine, how many of these internet footsoldiers actually vote and how many of them have strong voting value? – we are not talking 30 naira voters here.
We also must recognize the power of the silent majority. There are people who will never sing about their favourite housemate’s praises on the internet but who are seriously spending fortunes voting. Celebrity support can also be overrated. In 2018, there were more celebrities supporting CeeC than Miracle. Tobi also had more celebrity support than Miracle. In fact, I cannot recall any celebrity who rooted for Miracle but Miracle won.
Again, there is the ultimate game-changer of disqualification. Mercy and Tacha were running head-to-head during the Pepper Dem Season but Tacha didn’t even make the final day. She was disqualified. One moment of madness and your dreams and our verbose analysis would be flushed down the drain. It is not fair. It is what it is.
So, there would definitely be the human factor from me as the writer of this review. I would have to use my intuition and hunch more than is allowed for in, say, sports betting analysis.
So this is a cold analysis. Enough talking already. One last note, if you are a betting novice, the smaller the odd, the higher the winning chances.
Nengi Hampson is one of the front runners of the ongoing Big Brother Lockdown House. From the day she entered the house, she began to make the rounds on the net, trending continent-wide. No publicity is bad publicity in Big Brother so Nengi's media handlers must be overjoyed but they would also feel some form of wariness because the negatives seem to outweigh the positive. So there cannot be a biography of Nengi without touching these controversies. In fact, the controversies loom high so much that they take over our headings.
How old is Nengi BBNaija?
The age of Nengi Hampson is put as 22 on the Africa Magic website. However, in the early period of her entry into the house, she appeared to have said she was 20 years old. This didn't go well with the internet as she was bashed for lying about her age. And no, it wasn't just about the two years difference between 20 and 22 that was the problem. The argument put forward on the internet was that she is well past her mid-20s.
The disbelievers of her age are hovering around Nengi being 27/28.
When you search for Laycon on Google you would see Rema, Chinko Ekun, Omah Lay, and Wizkid on the "People also search for" corner. And no, Laycon's title on Google is given as musical artist, not as Big Brother housemate. Of course, Laycon is a Big Brother housemate as at now but it is now evident that his profile supersedes a reality show of 71 days. He is more of one we would hear about for years upon years to come.
If you think this introduction was written by a Laycon fan, you are right. But there are three of us in the writing team for this so when you see any bad thing said about Laycon it is the Erica fan or the Dorathy fan among us.
tuoyo21: Kim Kardashian West, the wife of American rapper, Kanye West first gained media attention as a friend and stylist of Paris Hilton, but received wider notice after a 2003 sex tape with her former boyfriend Ray J which was leaked in 2007.
We bring to you 40 reasons why Kim Kardashian is so highly famous since no one seems to really know. 1. She’s the highest paid and most famous reality star in TV history. In 2016, Forbes estimated her net worth at $51 million.
2. She’s also the focal point of the longest-running reality TV show in history. That’s right – Keeping Up With The Kardashians will have been on our screens for a decade this October.
3. And she works hard on it. She often shoots for 10 to 12 hours a day – more, if there’s a particularly big storyline.
4. Plus, since the show first aired, E! has broadcast over 200,000 total minutes of KUWTK. Enough footage has been captured to show the programme for 24 hours for 150 days.
5. And Kim’s wedding to Kris Humphries is still responsible for the most-watched day in E!’s programming history.
6. Oh and let’s not forget, she’s also an executive producer on the most successful, longest-running reality show of all time. But, yknow, if you want to think the show made itself and remained on air for a decade by accident, go ahead.
7. Kim has done a hell of a lot to empower women.
8. She normalised the curvaceous female body at a time when it really wasn’t “in fashion.”
9. She gave confidence to a whole bunch of women, some of them famous, whose body types had previously been underrepresented.
10. She’s also part of a powerful family of creative women, who hustle hard, and their show proves that men come and go, but their relationships remain constant.
11. And she also embraces her body and sexuality – with, for example, nude selfies – in a world which repeatedly tells girls and women that they shouldn’t be proud of either. 12. She’s allowed her fertility struggles to be documented in such intense detail that we’ve seen everything from vaginal examinations, IVF treatments and descriptions of her placenta attaching itself to her uterine wall so badly after giving birth that a doctor had to reach inside her and scrape it away with his fingernails.
13. In doing so, she’s broken down many taboos surrounding female fertility, the process of pregnancy and birth, and made women feel less alone.
14. And after being likened to a killer whale while pregnant with North, and accused of faking her pregnancy with Saint, she took a powerful stand against pregnancy body-shaming. She reminded the world that “everyone’s body is different and every pregnancy is different!”
15. She also took a stand against slut-shaming after the backlash over her posting a nude selfie, writing an impassioned essay: “The body-shaming and slut-shaming — it’s like, enough is enough. I will not live my life dictated by the issues you have with my sexuality. You be you and let me be me.” 16. Kim harnessed the power of social media much earlier than many other celebrities, who, in 2009, were still using Twitter as a way to talk about what they’d eaten for lunch that day. In fact, Kim caught onto the idea that the platform could be used for self-promotion, connectivity with fans and even used her followers as focus groups for her various products.
17. As a result, she was savvy enough to recognise that digital and mobile media was ~the future~ and created a mobile game, Kim Kardashian: Hollywood. You may have heard of it.
18. Since its release in 2014, it’s been downloaded 45 million times, played for over 5.7 billion minutes, generated $160 million and earned Kim $45 million. Last year it made up 40% of her income.
That's interesting. No wonder nearly every big international media house has a Hausa version. Here is something I wrote about the BBC Hausa. http://www.heavy.ng/bbc-hausa-five-facts/ Will help with the perspective.
This is a serious one. But how will they pull this off? Will they stop couples from boarding the hotel or will they put CCTV camera inside to catch the "law-breaker". If it sounds like sharia and smells like sharia it is not sharia. It is just what it is.