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ik121: how was hunting in the wild bush?

Nt easy. Let me sleep first.

*silentLy opens door and creeps inside*

Wt did I miss??

banttieman: Wild guy.............. Your name suggests you should be treated to a strong drink. Have a glass of Pastis + Vodka with Monkey Tail on the rocks. Happy sipping.

There's Andrew's Liver Salt in the first aid box if things go wrong. Take care.

Bros just 3 crates of beer would do. And pls pepper soup too.

*where chair dey sef

ChuksBlaze: Welcome wild kid lol any how membership fee is N2000 nepa bill is collected weekly by me around the sum of N1600. Pls help ur self to some palmwine it only cost N1000 per drop tell us now about ur self not in long essay form like Goddy child does that would cost u N30000
Thank you
Finanical officer
Chuksblaze 1

Kai c bill. Una go collect installments?

Stay in Akute, studied computer science, hoping to serve in lag

Another thread. Nice though. Think I will join this one

what is the error?

I was 12 years old. In my mind all I thought I needed to know about driving can be learnt by just looking and watching.
I also felt that if my mum could drive then I would be a pro.(my mum finds it hard to even operate a simple Nokia).
so that day I waited until she went to the market and told my younger sisters to get me the key that we are going for a ride. They looked at me asking "can you drive". I smiled like a boss, entered the car, started the ignition, and put the gear in reverse. What I didn't know was that clutch must be released slowly when pressing the accelerator. So I happily pressed the accelerator expectin a sweet movement backwards when the car jumped and went off.I tried it again and the car jumped some few steps behind and went off. By this time my sisters were looking at me jumping and crying "you have spoilt the car!!". I immediately got out, and pushed the car back to its original position. the problem was now with the key. it couldn't come out because there was a safety lock behind it which I didn't know. I literally went from house t house looking for someone to help me. I then met one white guy who helped me remove it. He obviously knew I wanted to steal the car and was lauging at me.
Well now my mum doesn't drive again so I take her around when she wants

Its simple. Use the ORDER by syntax in your query.

Like SELECT * from tbINFO order by grades

suniblu: u need to go back to school no ur teacher should be shot ol o do

Smh. And I am the one that needs to go back to school,

Tadup: Its not fake. The 125% bonus means you will have 1/4 extra credit, so the 400 you loaded mtn gave you 100=1/4 of 400

Pls do d calculation again. MTN are only giving 25% extra bonus or 125% of the loaded credit. If it was 125% [b]extra bonus [/b]then 400 would b 900naira.

@Ileke Idi please pass that weed, I want to be seein things like you.

RuuDie: Another question. . .how to setup VB to work with MySQL database!

Get ODBC connector and install. Follow d instructions.

U can't save scanned fingerprints as image. They are saved as templates. So u can compare d finger print templates. d SDK wld mk it easier to understand.

If u wanna save to d DB u gotta serialize it to bytes.

U need to convert d img to an array of bytes. Den pass it as a parameter to d DB. When u also retrievin u need to convert d image from bytes to image format.



If u were using sql server u could jus save it directly as image without conversion and without much problems.

As at 6 yrs ago my average speed was 123wpm. Am faster now cuz take like 3 - 5 seconds to complete a line in MS-WORD

Wanted to blast op buh after reading all the posts, I ended up laughing.

Abyjah: If I were your guy, I'd simply give you more money to take care of yourself with--afterall, I've been doing it all these years--and let you go, then I'd attend your funeral the week after.

I no fit shout.

@OP nice try in trying to convince us. But nothing you say would mk anyone throw away their smart phones.

*cracking my fingers a lot
*farting and smelling it
*using my phone while in d toilet
*never laying my bed. I will jus pack everything off and dump them somewhere and sleep.
*excessive day dreaming irrespective of what I am doing even driving
*picking my nose and dropping it on an object nearby
*ALWAYS wash my legs b4 sleeping. NOONE is allowed on my bed with dirty legs!
*prefer to download a film and watch on my laptop than watch it on TV.
*picking up even a grain of rice that falls off my plate (indoors only)
*always checking d ass of all girls I c. *
Dts all I remember for now.

Savvy?

Jack Sparrow, pirates of the carribean 1-3

myke1759: "It's gonna be lengen...wait for it...dary" - barney stinson in how i met your mother.

"I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things in life where you know it's a mistake but you don't really know it's a mistake because the only way to really know it's a mistake is to make the mistake and look back and say 'yep, that was a mistake." - lilly andrrin in how i met your mother.

Barney stinson: "The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she’s 17 years, 11 months old."- how i met your mother. And lots more.

i jx love the movie...i mean i loooooooooooooooooooooooveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the movie.

Lily : everybody this is Mavin
Barney: tell them the full name
Lily : Marvin Wait For It Erikssen

@Poster had the same thing before.mine was worse cuz I couldn't hold a pen without getting shocked. Blood tonic stopped it.

AVENGERS

captian America to iron man: without the suit what are you

Iron man: genius, playboy, philanthropist, billionaire


When jack sparrow was captured and taken to the leader of England

Leader: so you are jack sparrow

Jack Sparrow: there must be a captain in their somewhere

-i told ma teachers then that I would beat Dem wen I grow older Dan Dem.. I tot as I grew older dey wld grow smaller and waz really happy..

-i tot tiny ppl where inside a radio and TV

- I tot wen rain falls, God was using watering can to water the earth.

Captain America to Iron Man : what are you without the suit

Iron Man: billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

The Avengers - Love d muvee

i still dont get it, what info am i supposed to enter to check ma status, ?? its kinda confusing

this is really good, i too gained admission into bowen and this is helpin me knw the varsity better

@makenny

i checked the codes but my phone brand is not there. ma phone bramd is nokia 6070. email add is tayomaster@yahoo.co.uk

supported!!! mine is tayomaster@yahoo.com

am tired of havin to send free msg from the net to phones, i wanna knw how to send free sms from phone to phone, i knw the configuration has to do with the message centre but i dont know it, does anybody have the message centre number that will send free sms on celtel, ?? email me on tayomaster@yahoo.co.uk