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When ever my son wants to start crying he makes dis very funny face most times when I'm carrying him I jst start laughing when I see d expression on his face, when d intensity increases I immediately locates his mother she knows how to handle him better. I realy don't feel comfortable seeing him cry, but at times their crying could be realy annoying n disturbing but their cute smile and laughter later makes up for it

Kheti: Welcome to the forum. Ur wife and I share the same EDD. Also hoping early march or weneva my lo s ready.it is well

Nice to hav a birth mate, I'm sure d baby is kicking more dan ever, as d day progresses so is dier movement, a luvly experience, all d sexy mamas hope u had a nice day, d heat dis day is not funny @ all, even wit d fan madam still sweat @ night had d take off all her clothings 4 her to sleep comfortable even d leg cramps is reoccuring more now @ nite, she saw d doc yesterday during her antenatal n was adviced to increase her calcium intake wit food. Hav a nice nite rest all

@ mayblossom tanks 4 ur kind words n advise, wil definately keep to dem.
@ opeoluwa2 tanks a lot, my prayer is everyone should experience save delivery. I hope 2 b a gud dad oh.
@sexysisi ur very welcome here, all dis wonderful mamas in d house r very welcoming n accomodating here. Pls protect ur child, at ur age I don't tink u should b tinking of aborting d child tank God u kept him/her d Lord will c u through pls call on ur family 4 support, u need dem more dan ever b4 both 4 moral n spiritual support. Stay bless in d Lors.

@ sinie d God dat brought u to dis thread will definately finish ur story with d child in ur arm, u will live n c dat child(ren) grow in jesus name.
@ all tanks 4 d encouraging words, wen tins happen @ times we start questioning God but later we find out he has a grand plan 4 us, may all his plans manifest to fullnest in our life.
To all mothers to b I coutinue to pray everyday 4 save delivery 4 everyone. Stay bless. I find myself dis days praying more often dan non 4 women expecially d pregnant ones dis days, once my arms r on my wife stomach I start saying a prayer witout realy realising I'm even doing it, I guess I know how special women r now dan ever b4.

@ joilie, beauty n smokey drinky thanks 4 d advise guess I will hav 2 buy it 4 her to make her happy, wouldn't want 2 upset her @ all, jst want her 2 b happy as much as possible since is d only way I can help now.
Had a lot of expenses last year which most were not planned, got a new apartment close to my office which was in march last year den my family house got burnt completly in lagos, siblings had 2 move in wit me, den we foundout madam was pregnant, had to rush a court wedding cos d hospital bill was not funny @ all spent like 30k in a day 4 admission wen she was experiencing serious morning sickness n wasn't eating anytin @ all for 2wks not even water she will throwup everytin men was I scared (I neva marry her if anytin happens 2 dier daughter I'm in dip trouble), since I can put her in my HMO we did d court tin also did d tradtional stuff in december, she is d love of ma life we hav been dating 4 7yrs b4 all dis back den in sch.
In all 2013 was a great year 4 me n my family tanking God now how everytin turned out.

@ smokey drinkey we hoping 4 early march too, u know how dis scan results r plus or minus 2wks, we stil trying to get everytin in place purchases of baby items, we hav bought some but still going shopping dis wkend, wify wants to buy a baby cot but I'm not too into it hav heard a lot of babies don't realy like it, don't want to spend moni on items dat will not b fully utilised dis being how first baby even if it was not planned but I'm ova d moon dat I'm going to b a daddy soon. Happy first sunday to all

Wishing all d mothers to b a safe delivery, been following dis trend 4 a while now, realy appreciate d ppl who started it guess der hav moved to d new born trend. My wife is in her 30th wk dis wk it has not been funny nor easy but we tank Godn from d vomiting to hospital admission cos she couldn't eat, but all dat has passed can't wait to b a father, going through dis trend has made me realise what u women r going through is not easy n my respect 4 women has gone a notch higher, how EDD is 14th march, its realy fun touching her stomach n feel d LO moving GOD is indeed great, wishing all d pregnant mothers safe delivery, realy learnt a lot God who started d journey 4 u will surely finish it n d expectant mothres God is wit u, 4 those who hav lost d pregnancy God will perfect ur story like GenBuhari n other ppl who hav experience lost but God turned dier stories around, stay bless everyone.

My advise to ur brother is for him to borrow d money and offset d loan, as someone earlier said most if not all banks has a data base now where called d CRC burea where everyone who is indebted r stored dis can even affect traveling to certain countries n mostly accesssing loan from any oda bank, another tin is dat most banks don't pay any form of gratitute to formal employees d most u get is one month salary dat is if u give dem a months notices to dat effect, some ppl r asking him to go 4 is annual leave, wat of if he has already gone for it so he can b d one even owning d bank for d loan allowance he has been paid, correct me if I'm wrong but most govt organisations u hav to work 4 like 3 if not 6 months b4 ur paid ur salary dat is der will accumulate all d money 4 dat duration den pay u once after d 3 or 6 month period.
Best bet he should borrow n pay

(NAN)

I remember back in camp wen d test was being done 4 free, a lot of ppl took d opportunity to get tested but a much more higher percentage said der prefer not to know dier status, dis r educated n enlighten ppl who knew about dis virus. But decided not to know dier status, u know d funny tin my girlfrnd den who is now my wife called me den to go 4 d test cos we both hav been dating 4 close to 4yrs den, she went 4 d test n came out negetive of course dat gave me d courage to go 4 mine which came out dsame, I felt better after knowing my status, if she had been positive I didn't need a test anymore cause I know my own result too (u know wat I mean). Knowledge is power. The greatest fear of all is d fear of the unknown

Funny enough I was having dis discussion wit some collegues of mine from d office madeup of guys n females, we were on our way to Benin for another collegues wedding n I was telling dem dat der is no way a man who beats his wife in a marriage will not hav showned those triats, or behaviour during courtship, a wife beater would hav @ one point or d other during courtship slapped, pushed or threaten to beat or even beat d lady during courtship or show one form of violence towards her or other females in his life. The truth is dat most females tend to ignore this relevant signs or adsume der can change d man wen der r married. A man who beats his wife dose not jst wakeup one day n start doing it,d attributes r always der but d women find it easier to ignore it,all in d name of I want to get married. My sister was dating a guy wen she went to spend d wkend wit him der had some misunderstanding n d guy slapped her, she called we her siblings n immediately d next morning she packed all her belongings n left him never to return der again, but she could hav ignored d slap den d guy will apologise (which he did) n blame it on d devil n she can start praying to god 4 him to change. God will never help u do wat u can do 4 urself


From all dis my ranting hav been doing d summary of wat I'm trying to say is dat doned ignore d warning signs n get to known ur partner b4 jumping in2 any union wit anyone marriage is a long time project it can b blissful or dreadful its all in ur hands choose wisely, don't b dat desperate to get married n turn urself in2 a punching bag.

googlepikin: Me buy dis kind old car? Guy you want make my enemies think sey their juju don dey work for my head?Honda ke? Dude I won't even recommend Honda cars to my enemies. Car wey him leg dey quick break.( K leg)

Na God go bless u 4 d leg mata, I tire 4 d car, na only honda u dey c get k-leg 4 road all d time

Signed

I presently work with a bank n I tell u is not easy u r so worn out each time wen u get home, my wife complain I don't hav time 4 her each time I get home I'm always very tired, I find it hard to stay awake up till 9pm, n d funny tin is dat ppl tink bankers has lots of moni but I tell u b4 n next pay day a lot of ppl r already begging 4 short loans till salary arrives, d more income u make d more expenses starts coming from no where. If ur not very discipline u can't manage ur moni well. And the truth b told if most of dis bankers r layed off with even two months notice I'm sure der will b left with jst a month pay cos der hav lots of debts to pay. My advise start saving seriously put somtin aside every month or start a small business incase of d unknown fuuture.

Zet72: This is one of the reason I have warned anyone close to me to stay away from Roman catholic church., No mater how bad a Pentecostal church is thy can never allow politician to campaign in their vigil grand
It very dishearting how a reverend father will allow a politician to even near they gate let alone giving him Mic to speak to people who gathered for a vigil. Oh how I with I was there, by now that ode would've been dead.

And how many catholic churches hav invited politicians to come campaign during a crusade held @ nite, I want to believe u r enlighten so consider ur statements b4 coming on public forums, if I'm not mistaken close to 50% or even more of the state r catholics so if a serving governors comes to an occassion and say he wants to address ppl of d state d priest should walk him out or what? If any body new his presence (the governor) will lead to so many deaths I'm sure he wouldn't have bother to show up @ d venue cos dis incident is not in any way help d person he is campaighing for or even his political party. RIP to d death such an unfortunate incident which I believe could hav been prevented.

I actually sold my sisters car through nairaland, I had no prior knowledge on cars or how to deal on one, I just posted d pics of the car with d amount she wanted to sell it and her fone number. A lot of ppl called and a guy finally bought d car wit 50k lesser than we actually wanted to sell. All dis story simply boils down to dat der r real car dealers n ppl who use NL to transact business, d some very foolish will always want to capitalise on dat n scam innocent ppl.

VillageBoi: I liked them both but 'Olympus Has Fallen' is better, WHD is a bit childish!

Bro u hit d nail on d head. D movie kind of looked realy childish especially wen der were jst driving around d lawn wit d president n everyone jst stood n watch knowing d president life was @ risk.

R all d documents intack cos I will like 2 buy it

I don't hav all d quotes n verses n chapters of d bible in ma head but I do know dat d early churches after d death of Jesus christ did wat was called sharing amongs dier members, where those who hav giv 2 ppl who hav less, n I also remember wen a rich man walked up 2 Jesus I asked Him how can he follow Him Jesus told him dat he should sell off all he had n carry his cross to follow Him. True christians r selfless ppl who giv out no matter how little der hav. But in Nigeria today a pastor will tell u 2 bring ur offerings 2 d alter of God 4 blessing n prayers dat d more u giv 2 d Lord d more blessings u get as if God uses d offerings 2 renovate heaven 4 us b4 we come. A true man of God will tell his members to giv 2 ppl in need on d street in ur compound in ur place of work, n not bring it 2 church.
But a lot of ppl will come here a side d wrongs dier so called man of god dose, dis ppl claim deir life is not of dis earth but in heaven yet der accumulate wealth n riches dat can sustain 50 generation of families, so who r we fooling. Stop being deceived, even Jesus quetioned d pharises wen der stepped out of line n do wat were wrong d pharises r dsame ppl u call men of God. Open ur eyes n mind n tink 4 urself. D two greatest commandments of God is Luv ur God ur Lord n also Luv ur neighbours do only dis two tins n ur guaranteed heaven.

justhelp: You know are fool from a useless and bastard generation for calling Bishop Oyedepo a thief,what did he steal from you and your poor generation, or if the same man go to your father's shop and buy market of #2.5m and give your useless father #3m and ask him to keep the change would you call your father a theif ? Is not your fault your people lack moral values and common norms.

N you who has so much morals values n common norms open ur smelling gutter mouth to insult someones father, I'm very sure ur parents brought u up very well.

Glorified_Tunde: Many of u are ignorant and simply ranting like disgruntled psychopaths. Wot is 11 million naira to Winners Chapel Ota? Chicken change generated by 1 single branch in common Ibadan in 1 single service. U come open your disgusting mouth against man of God who may not even know this general attends church.

O ma se o. Many of u here will soon start using hypertension drugs on anoda church issue. Mtcheeeew! Mi o raye!

Can u listen 2 urself a single branch generates dat kind of amount, is dat d aim of ur church 2 generate income as if is a business, wat I'm I not saying of course is a business centre, until we start doing wat is right den we shouldn't complain a colonel in d Nigeria army earns an average of 300-350k a month he den brings a cheque of 11million n u can ask questions where he got d money from, may God help dis generation of business centre sorry I meant churches

Billyonaire: Please dont repeat this again, dont insult someone's wife. Regarding 'fakeness', nature presented us with ocean, yet we process drinking water with it. Presented us with sand, yet we build mansions with it. Gave us legs, and we drive cars with it. Natural creation is inconclusive and needs human efforts to perfect it, it is why we are called co-creators.

Don't be a Wole Soyinka. Do not insult people's wives. It is wrong, uncivil, neanderthal and bestial.

Dude not everybody may b dat civil as u tink, 4 d fact dat etisalat givs free MB it has also given ppl d liberty 2 come online n rant trash @ will, if u don't respect d lady @ least respect her status, come 2 tink of it, d person calling her fake don't hav d gust 2 post his girlfrnd or wife or sisters pic here 4 all 2 compare who is prettier

peppy luv: Oga tribalism,becos this didn't make front page yestday u are determined to bring it to any front page topic!
U shud be ashamed of urself since seun prefers BBA rubbish bein on front page than ur tribal rants!
Shame on u for trying to start a beautiful day with war of words! Agent of Lucifer!

We don hear and we are not struggling for ur land with u and ur charge and bail master kayode!
*kicking ur bottom* good riddance to rubbish!

Guy d tin no tire u, because one kalu guy yan somtin na him dis charge n bail lawyer sidon write a whole text book, if na 5 ppl come talk 4 dis mata dat is mr kayode go write a whole new dictionary.

dridowu: If they deport them now , some people will come here to talk rubbish, rules and regulation are meant to be obey, using the pedestrian bridge saves ur life from ghastly accident

Is begining 2 get realy annoying wen ppl say crap like dis, how can someone who is a citizen of a country b deported within dsame country, Nigerian full of tribalistic n religious bigots. D lagos u ppl r claiming was it single handedly built n made beautiful by jst lagosians, der r lots n thousands of non lagosians who were born n brought up here, yet one educated illitrate will come here n spill trash about deporting citizens of a country within dier own country. Sorry bro n hard feelings

I hope dis will help others who might fall prey to all dis yahoo guys because der keep coming up wit new strategies trying to con ppl of dier hard earned money, n funny enough ppl still fall for trash like this all because of greed.

My final reply to the slowpoke and for a week now hav not gotten any reply


Guy u funny die, u tink say na mugu u dey talk 2 since, I jst say make I hear d rubbish make u wan yan na so u jst dey mumu urself, but seriously ppl dey fall 4 all dis una rubbish yannings? Sorry guy go try anoda mugu no b only refuge na boko haram refuge u 4 b.

D reply back to ma msg


My love and my hope,
Good day from the camp,
how are you today together with my family over there?, hope God is in control of everything?.I thank you for your love, care and confidence to me and my brother not minding our refugees status, God bless and reward you for us.

My love,we are living like one in the prison with allot of sufferings, without good food, good water to drink, good medical care, good shelter, even good cloths to wear, and every other things that you can think of for a good and a normal way of living. Our life here have been full of misery.

My Beloved, i take you as everything we have in life. I sincerely ask for your assistance to help dear the problem we have now is that we do not have international passport and other necessary documents,

i came in contact with you after my fasting and prayer because i ask God to give me the right person who will be good to me and God send you to me, so that is why are trust you, and i have been in refugee since 2007, where are suffering a lot here but i thank God Almighty for everything,

My dear, you are all we have in this world now, after reading your mail, it gave me courage, i was touched by my spirit that both of us are meant for each other, i can not resist my love and heart of trust to you, i love you from my inner heart. I will sincerely be there for you in every condition and situation that we find ourselves. Your family is mine if you will really be there for us with your heart of love.
I am given you all full 100% assurance that i will always be yours forever as long as i live in this life.

My love, i have contacted the bank about my intention for the release and transfer of this money, the bank said that we can't transfer this money on our own, then they instructed us to look for a foreign partner who will stand on our behalf in this transfer due to our refugees status, this money will be transferred  to the persons account on our behalf. Presently with me here in the camp is all my fathers bank files which i will send to you as soon as the bank needed them from us concerning this transfer.

My dear,  please i have some important questions which have been disturbing me, and i will like you to answer all of them from your inner most heart before i will introduce you to the bank for them to know that you are our life and foreign partner whom i have chosen to stand for me and my brother tarfa's behalf in this transfer.

The questions is.....................................
Please i will like to know from your heart if you will really help us to retrieve this money from the bank without any betrayal ?.

I will like to know if you will not betray me and my brother after the money is being transferred to your account on our behalf ?.

I will like to know if you will really help us to invest this money in a good and profitable business in your country once the money is being transferred to your account ?.

I will like to know if you will really send us money to get our traveling documents so as to come over to meet you over there in your country as soon as the money is being transferred to your account ?.

I will like to know if you will really be there for me forever as long as we live together as one ?.

Please this is what i will like you to clear me from your heart of trust to us. Once you agreed with this few words, i will like you to send me your FULL NAME, CONTACT ADDRESS, OCCUPATION, FULL IDENTITY WITH YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER so that i will send them to the bank and get you introduce to them as our foreign partner that is helping us to transfer this money to his account on our behalf due to our refugees status.

I will like you to call me today with this Reverend Joshua phone number by 16GMT today (+221 77 297 06 46), so that i will hear your voice which will be giving me courage and confidence that you are there for us no matter the condition we find our selves today since we don't have access to have phone or anything in the camp until we are out of the camp.
Hope to hear from you soon.  
 
Yours heart of love,
gift

I replied him back wit dis


I jst tried d number but is not connecting don't know wat seems to be wrong, so what do you want me to do and how may I assist you, so pls let me know.

D 419 person den replied my mail back d next day wit dis msg


Hello my love,
how are you today?, i believe you are doing fine, i am more than happy with your reply to my mail, mine is a little bit hot over here in Dakar Senegal. Its just like one staying in the prison, i hope soon, we will come out here. I don't have any relatives now whom i can go to, the only person i have now is Rev. Joshua Kusi, who is the pastor of the (Christ for all Churches) here in the camp. He has been very nice to us since we came here, but we are not living with him rather, we are leaving in the hostel because the camp have two hostels one for men the other for women.

As i said that i will speak more about myself, i am Miss Gift Fofana, from Republic of The Gambia good in English language and hold Diploma in international communication Technology Kairaba Avenue, Pipeline Junction, The Gambia. I am the only daughter of ex-chief of Naval Staff, Rear Admiral Sarjo Fofana, I hope you have heard from CNN/BBC on how our president Jammeh arranged a special commission lead by Chief Justice of Republic of The Gambia and leveled four allegation against my father Rear Admiral Sarjo Fofana former head of the Gambia Navy, the Ex-Chief of Defense Staff, Lt. Gen. Lang Tombong Tamba, and seven others for.

1) To conspire with Col Ndure Cham and others and plotted a coup to overthrow the president and the democratically elected government of the Gambia. 2) The president said that between January to March 21, 2006, that they tried to stage a coup d'etat to overthrow the democratically elected government of The Gambia by use of arminations. 3) That my father and others did not give reasonable information or amount of time to a minister, magistrate or a police officer, before plotting the coup. 4) That they did not take reasonable and necessary steps to prevent the occurrence and plotting of a coup d'etat in order to overthrow the president against his government.

Upon all this allegations, my father and others where pledge not guilty of the offenses leveled against them, then the president Jammeh and Chief Justice completed the judgment by sentencing My Father and others to Death penalty.  All those allegation was not true, because their is no proof against it. Some very close and good friend of my Dad with other top business men in Africa such as Grema Mohamed and Benco West Africa (Plc) came to Gambia with cash to pay law Charges to Gambia Government, all their efforts to the release of my father and others was in vain because they were warned by the president of our country Gambia to keep off from the case until he co-ordinate with other greedy fellows to seize all the whole wealth of my father both our houses, cars etc. Read some information about my fathers case: http://thepoint.gm/africa/gambia/article/lang-tombong-sarjo-fofana-arraigned-over-2006-coup-attempt

A day after the Judgment in Banjul High Court, i visited my Dad in the prison, then he told me about a bad dream he had concerning his life here in the prison. He also reviewed a secret to me about our last hope ($7.2m), which he deposited in a Bank in Europe that he used the name of my younger brother as the next of kin for security reasons.

He instructed us to leave our country Gambia together with his necessary documents since my Mother Mrs Ida Fofana is dead after suffering from high blood pressure on 6th October 2006. I decided to run to the refugee’s camp here in Dakar Senegal where i am presently seeking asylum under the United Nations of Refugees commission with my brother.

I wish to contact you personally for a long term relationship that may lead us to a better place in the future if we can congregate in the same proximity with truth, confidence and sincerity. My father told me that i should look for a foreign partner outside the country that will assist us to get the money transferred to his account on our behalf, the person will help us invest the money in a good business in his country or outside his country. Lastly the person will take care of us.

My Beloved, i take you as everything we have in life. I sincerely ask for your assistance to transfer the fund out from the deposited bank in Standard Chartered Bank of London (SCB). I have contacted the bank about this money and they told me to look for a good and responsible person who will stand on our behalf as a friend and trustee to transfer the money due to our refugee status and also instruction of our beloved father for the release of the whole money.

I kept this secret to people in the camp here, the only person that knows about it is the reverend. I also want you to keep it secret to yourself. The reason why i told him is because he is like a father to us here in the camp. You are 100% free to contact me with Rev Father office phone number (+221772970646), as from 10-18GMT, Mondays to Saturday. If you call, tell him that you want to speak with me he will send for me in the hostel in order to come and speak with you. As a refugee here we don't have any right or privilege to anything be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country.
I am waiting to hear from you soonest. Thank you for your kindness to us. You will not regret helping us in this life.

Yours in mind,
Grace

My reply to d msg

I work with a bank in Nigeria, single 28yr old n present reside in lagos, how r u handling tins ova @ d camp n ur pics look realy nice, sorry about what happened to ur family in gambia

My dear
How are you today?. My name is gift Fofana, i am 24 years old girl 5'8 "tall from Gambia in West Africa. I am presently residing in the refugee camp here in Dakar Senegal with my younger brother Tarfa Fofana who is 9 years, as a result of the political crisis which happened in our country that lead to life imprisonment of my beloved father Rear Admiral Sarjo Fofana, former head of the Gambia Navy, together with Ex-Chief of Defense Staff, Lt. Gen. Lang Tombong Tamba and seven other top politicians.

I and my younger brother are the only surviving soul of our imprisonment father. We managed to make our way to a nearby country Senegal where we are now living as refugees in order to secure our life since we don't have any other alternative.

Please i will like to know more about you, your likes and dislikes and what you are doing presently for a living now. I will tell you more about myself in my next mail. Attached here is me and my brother pictures.
 
Waiting for your reply as soon as possible.
Your love